Killed to Death

The Sonar Network

The Improvised True Crime Podcast. Every week, one case is analyzed and solved with the help of a guest. Hosted by Griffin Toplitsky and Steve Cooke.

All Episodes

Construction worker / squash player Cavey Table (DJ Mausner) talks about his beautiful wife/dog Ann Donuts, the things he hasn’t seen, and the death of his friend during a squash game. Also present is a 4man, a beam guy, and president Joe Biden. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Nov 26

1 hr 1 min

The Mayor (Matt McCready), 2ft tall, has been Toronto’s mayor since escaping a cartoon 80 years ago and living off of cigarettes. He finds the deputy mayor dead. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Nov 19

44 min 37 sec

Gilbert Taylor (Paul Aihoshi), karaoke enthusiast, finds a body in a private karaoke room whilst searching for his favourite song. Along with karaoke magnate Levi Strauss, they try to find out what the song is called, where Gilbert’s socks went, and time permitting, what happened with the murder. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Nov 12

52 min 40 sec

Baker Virigina Smallsbin (Allana Reoch) started Smallsbinz to get away from her checkered past – but tragedy has followed, as Ted, her oven guy, is discovered dead. Along with one of the countless employees of the shop, they get to the bottom of what happened that night. “Goodbye” Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Nov 5

50 min 57 sec

After the demolition of a spire, a body is uncovered from the rubble. Trickster and seasonal worker Arlo Amuse-Bouche (Chris Leveille) helps to piece together the events involving a lizard man, a potential superhero, and pub trivia. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Oct 29

54 min 6 sec

Freelance lifeguard Dylan Basher (Antony Hall) finds a body on a waterslide. They discuss Dylan’s wrestling persona and skillset, and an aptly named alleyway at the waterpark. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Oct 22

59 min 1 sec

When a waiter is found dead at the Met Gala, the boys talk to celebrity Elizabethian Cowgirl (Spencer Litzinger), famous for having a good name before a particular photo removed her from the limelight. Then, the terrifying Tim Burton pitches some movie ideas. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Oct 15

1 hr 2 min

Sheila Stallone (Alana Johnston), who does PR at a funeral home, has her work come home with her when a body is found in her treehouse. She also talks about her igloo / bomb storage main house, and a neighbour drops by to discuss her anonymous gift-giving. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Oct 8

51 min 19 sec

While a foley artist by day, Cory Stanley (Brandon Hackett) ‘s true passion is bird watching. It was during a trip to the woods he discovered the murdered corpse of his childhood friend. They mainly talk about this; and also to a parrot. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Oct 1

52 min 54 sec

A surgeon (Hanif Jetha) returns to the operating table after halftime to find his patient dead during a routine small-big nose operation. He talks about how he’s actually able to make money, the stock market machine, and an enthusiastic student who was in the audience swings by. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Sep 24

54 min 33 sec

Upon opening her storage locker, Sapphire Mandelbaum (Jan Caruana) encounters the body of the facilities’ manager. She talks about her small house, Easter, and a Storage Wars contestant talks about his trophies. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Sep 17

55 min 28 sec

Albertan sommelier Soul (Sophie Buddle) has found a corpse in one of her barrels. Her, the guys, and the town’s married Mayor all talk about the many hats Soul wears at the vineyard, the iPad family fortune, what balances what foods, and funny aprons. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Sep 10

50 min

A condo security guard is found dead, by building resident Terrance Fitzwilly (Colin Mochrie). Building rules, use of the party room, and old Montreal Expos baseball players are examined. Plus, another resident comes with juicy gossip about who has cancelled on her party. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Sep 3

1 hr

A camper (Mark Little) finds his centenarian bunkmate Logan dead. They talk about the camp for all ages, what a funny guy Logan was, and the tragedy of Jason the killer. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Aug 27

56 min 43 sec

A judge is found dead during a small town Alaskan trial, and bailiff Clint Southwood (Tyra Banda) is on the run. They talk about the horrible prank played on the town, and if it’s prized dessert was involved in the crime. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Aug 20

54 min 3 sec

As part of a first responder unit, bush plane pilot Dick Mingus (Paul Bates) has seen his share of emergencies. But none were as tragic as finding the entire staff of an airport – his team members – thrashed open at their base. Also, the anonymous former Mayor of Orillia comes by to deliver one of his many memorial services. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Aug 13

59 min 40 sec

During a large tornado at a local Toronto intersection, storm chaser Lucifer Williams (Meredith Mullen) falls into a storm cellar containing a recently deceased body. They discuss hot sauce, living in a van, and Pennywise the clown. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Aug 6

59 min

Road worker Thc Bucket (Tim Blair) comes across the body of Thc Bucket (no relation), a co-worker. He talks about his potential music career, the road laying process, and to a bear. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jul 30

54 min 55 sec

Bell ringer Clearance Running (Ajahnis Charley) talks about the various belles, bimbos, and bumbos within the bell ringing community. The discovery of a comrade crushed by a bell has sent the scene into disarray, and along with the awful Isabell, they try to get to the bottom of it. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jul 23

53 min 49 sec

Caricature artist Petely Toppins (Alastair Forbes) finds his model deceased during a summer fair. He examines the grilled picture from the day, his Australian-Irish-English heritage, and discusses exactly who would be the anchor chief on a boat. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jul 16

59 min 48 sec

Sharon (Stacey McGunnigle) finds a body during a music festival at Wasaga Beach. It turns out to be more of a family gathering of a few suspicious members, one of whom drops by. Also investigated is Sharon’s pink eye. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jul 9

58 min 29 sec

Wrestler Rick Pickems, better known as The Vlogger (Gavin Pounds) comes across the body of an old wrestling referee. He breaks down his persona, as well of those of The Strangler, The Sniper, and Snake Guy among others, and just exactly what kind of stuff is usually found under the ring. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jul 2

53 min 25 sec

Window washer Eunice (Emily Poulin) primarily works at the glass skyscraper Costco, and spots a body trapped in the elevator during a routine shift. Along with another Costco employee, they discuss the building’s layout, origin stories, hot dogs, and having one jacked arm. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jun 25

54 min 39 sec

Frat house leader Brendan (Everardo Ramirez) finds the de-boned corpse of a fellow member. He talks about burning CD-Rs, giving cheques to the Dean, and most importantly, when recycling day is. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jun 18

57 min 53 sec

Star of countless films Rachel McAdams (Ben Sosa Wright) finds a body in her Toronto neighbourhood. Along with iconic actor Matthew McConaughey, they talk about how they like coffee, famous quotes, and whosdatedwho.com. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jun 11

1 hr 5 min

Trish Halp (Laura Ramoso), finds the burnt remains of a family member on her boat, the Diamond Princess. She talks about her sons, pretends to have a phone, and disparages all podcasts, especially this one. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jun 4

57 min 50 sec

Dwayne Christmas (Ben Beauchemin) is a man who wants no introduction. An 8 feet tall thin cable man, a talent agent for anyone, and father to an improv team, he finds his bareknuckle boxer Lester dead, nailed to his front door with a railroad spike through the neck. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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May 28

56 min 42 sec

Human remains are unexpectedly discovered at a dig site by palaeontologist Edward Crunch (Nicole Passmore) a weak, feeble man. Along with son of the dean Hugo Troft, they thrust nicknames, harmonize, and name upwards of 5 songs by The Who. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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May 21

59 min 48 sec

A body is found in a Northern river by prospector Alan Carpatio (Andrew Bushell), a prospector of jewels, opportunities, and app ideas. They talk about his exercise regimen, wifi, and to Ralph, an enemy who promotes his soft drink DDYT. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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May 14

56 min 3 sec

Clyde (Nathan Hare), who uses Yoga as a way to promote his own writing class, finds his instructor (as well as several other bodies) at the studio upon taking off his blindfold. Along with another student; they talk trust falls, Facebook feeds, and great athletes. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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May 7

55 min 20 sec

Teenage cheer captain Sherry Cherry (Jillian Welsh) details her high school life, including finding the bloated, boiled body of a fellow student at the train bridge. Other mysteries solved include a missing tube top and figuring out who has a bald spot. Plus, a special appearance from an unfortunate boy! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Apr 30

1 hr

Machine repairman Sam McGillicuddy (Darren Springer) works at an IQ testing facility, and makes $80,000 a year. He finds the body of a regular near a missing statue, and fingers are pointed at one incompetent employee. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Apr 23

1 hr 5 min

Teenage Youtube fan Mallie Stone (Coko Galore) sees the death of a popular Youtuber before her eyes on a livestream. Even with the entrance of another Youtube star Spaghetti-O, the mystery is put on the back burner as a guessing game emerges – where exactly was Sean found? Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Apr 16

57 min 22 sec

Taurus, a young boy who wished to be a wizard, is found dead by his mentor, Quorous (Justin Collette). Along with the cool, mini-home dwelling Porous, they talk about a ruined six flags birthday, and one of Penn Jillette’s best acts. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Apr 9

58 min 31 sec

Balvie (Paloma Nuñez), hunter, resides on the tundra line between the Canadian North and South. He finds the body of someone who looks like someone close to him, and describes everyone’s hunting specialty, as well a specific wolf. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Apr 2

55 min 19 sec

Famous televangelist Pammy Nay Faker (Andrea Marston) finds an employee (probably) dead in her stuff corner. They talk about a special way to 3D print, expensive pools, and have a grape delivery. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Mar 26

55 min 41 sec

After a fatal accident, Microchipper Brody Tuggs (Roger Bainbridge) talks about his work at the base, and hints at an upcoming activation. Along with a rival scientist, they discuss the unique layout of the facility and a contest that has emerged from it. Featuring our new music courtesy of Zack Aaron! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Mar 19

59 min 5 sec

Movie theatre projectionist Snake Pineneedle (Mike Mongiardi) finds his best friend and Uncle dead, entrails caught in a ceiling fan. They talk about New Mexico’s current situation, the movies of the theatre, and a Principal has some complaints / kisses. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Mar 12

54 min 14 sec

Rival lawyers Gigglypuffy Beth (Cihang Ma) and Squirtle Johnson (Carley Thorne) are the LeBron and Jordan of the court. They discover famous ad copywriter Canvas Tote dead in a diner, Gigglypuffy draws a Venn diagram, and Squirtle describes a big bathroom event. Recorded live through Bad Dog TV and The Sonar Network. To watch a full video stream of the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H7C2hSSfRM Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Mar 5

56 min 42 sec

Highly unwed Hattie Winkleschnitz (Devon Henderson) of the old money Winkleschnitz clan, joins the boys from her families’ compound to discuss the foul play surrounding the death of their patriarch. Later joined by brother Joseph, everything from Hattie’s horrible appearance to her specific copy of the Odyssey is examined. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Feb 26

54 min 23 sec

Distraught truck driver Randy (Laura Del Maschio) found the body of his friend and fellow truck driver Rudy at a rest stop. He talks about his souped out truck, all the cities with the best ice bins, and delves into the shadier side of the business. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Feb 19

51 min 53 sec

Glitch Stockton (Franco Nguyen), supermarket design enthusiast, finds more-popular but not-related Stockton, David, dead at their high school reunion. Appearing to have punched and stomped and choked himself to death, all the unrelated Stocktons from the school are examined, and Bodega Stockton stops by with some tortilla ideas. The new season of TallBoyz premieres Feb 16 at 9:30, on CBC and CBC Gem. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Feb 12

51 min 39 sec

Unemployed 30-something Valentino (Guled Abdi) has finally found a hobby – pottery. However, he finds his new friend and classmate dead on a pottery wheel, and no amount of Narcity lists has helped him solve the case. Plus, stay tuned for a wild new Steve character. The new season of TallBoyz premieres Feb 16 at 9:30, on CBC and CBC Gem. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Feb 5

54 min 52 sec

Steel mill worker Tabitha Kinley (Áine Davis) finds a corpse in one of the furnaces. As she describes her desk job, her Office romances, and what she hopes steel isn’t used for, a Prestige-type conspiracy becomes apparent at the mill. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jan 29

48 min 49 sec

After a harbourmaster is found dead, sailing instructor Preston Paperwork III (Rhys Naylor) sets out to determine what happened. He describes his boat, tells an old wives’ tale, and everyone takes part in a good riff on lifejacket bins. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jan 22

55 min 32 sec

X-Ray Technician Jerry Garcibee (Nick Nemeroff) mainly talks about how he’s convincing his son that times move backwards. Also, one of his regulars is found dead in the X-Ray Studio, shot. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jan 15

57 min 36 sec

A married couple and co-working teachers find one of their students (and soon to be child) tragically killed in their school. They talk about their living and roleplay arrangements, sloths, and smart boards. With guests Tim Blair and Hana Holubec. Recorded live through Bad Dog TV and The Sonar Network. To watch a full video stream of the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xpbg7dmgsY Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jan 8

51 min 58 sec

Famous Chef Julia Child (Ben Sosa Wright) finds her idiot intern dead in her kitchen. She talks about where she stores her extra dishes, how she broke the news of 9/11, and her ex-husband Stanley Tucci discusses the workings of the CIA. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Jan 1

56 min 37 sec

A lighthouse keeper is found dead by single mom with no kids Shandaleen Jean (Alana Johnston), on her daily visit to make sure the light is still shining into town. Then, her soon to be ex-husband drops by and they talk about the divorce process, donut meanings, and the different sides of town. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Dec 2020

46 min 11 sec

A small town arcade is rocked by the tragic scene found by Connie Rail (Jess Grant). The boys analyze the daily operations of the airplane hanger arcade, Golden Retriever Day, and syrup harvesting. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

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Dec 2020

59 min 23 sec