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You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

By Zoe Nightingale

You're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world. Each episode is unique and can range from 5 minutes to an hour, and will feature a brand new topic usually with someone Zoe has just met. This podcast is not for the faint of heart, buckle up. ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME Like most brilliant ideas, this show was started over a molotov concoction of alcohol and various illicit substances. Zoe had given up on her life long dream, of being the female Howard Stern years ago but finally set out armed with a folding table, a couple lawn chairs, and a foam board sign that read "Free Sex Advice." One by one strangers stopped what they were doing and sat down to talk to them about their lives. We'd like to take this moment to thank you for coming to our site and leave you with the eternal words of Oscar Wilde: "I was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of class" ABOUT ZOE When Zoe's Pre K teacher told her parents that she had best negative leadership qualities she had ever seen in 20 years of teaching," her family knew they were in trouble. After professionally taking up space all over the world for years, traveling extensively throughout South America and Europe, Zoe went to school in Charleston South Carolina, where she stuck bumper stickers like "Bush Lies" "Keep You Laws Off My Body" "It's a Choice Not a Child," on the back of her car and was then shocked when 8 tired super charged red necks hopped up on Mountain Dew would try to kill her. Since she was the sole representative for Yankees and Jews, she probably set both causes back a century. In college she lived with three wonderful European men who introduced her to the electronic music scene. The love of this music caused her to have brief yet passionate love affairs with Paris and Berlin, finally deciding to settle down and marry New York City. For the last 29 years hurricane Zoe has swept through countless countries leaving a cornucopia of chaos and laughter in her wake.

  1. 1.
    I Love Eating Pussy - No Homo: DEMF Ep. 306/21/2019
    10:58
  2. 2.
    Javonntte - Aretha Franklins BBoy: DEMF Ep. 206/14/2019
    12:20
  3. 3.
    Motor City Blues: DEMF Ep. 106/06/2019
    14:35
  4. 4.
    The Moon Represents My Heart05/17/2019
    20:58
  5. 5.
    A Dreamless State05/09/2019
    25:51
  6. 6.
    Dr. Will Siu - The Ketamine Pyschiatrist04/26/2019
    19:49
  7. 7.
    The Unsung Heroes of Hong Kong04/19/2019
    29:56
  8. 8.
    The Shaktivator - The Tantric Terminator03/27/2019
    36:18
  1. 9.
    Skylove Solei - The International Man of Mystery03/22/2019
    31:47
  2. 10.
    Meet Amma - The Super Model Warrior of Truth03/14/2019
    22:23
  3. 11.
    Ayahuasca - The Ancient Brew That Turns Men into Jaguars03/07/2019
    25:42
  4. 12.
    Ayahuasca the Good the Bad and The CRAZY Part 203/01/2019
    21:40
  5. 13.
    Ayahuasca - The Good The Bad and the Ugly - Part 102/28/2019
    21:35
  6. 14.
    Alain Robert: The French Spidermans Greatest Achievement02/21/2019
    31:15
  7. 15.
    YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 5: The 55 Thousand Dollar Pokemon01/24/2019
    22:42
  8. 16.
    YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 4: A Groaning Father01/11/2019
    29:32
  9. 17.
    YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 3: Michele Lamy + Black Back Spider12/30/2018
    18:57
  10. 18.
    YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep 2. Dinosaurs vs. Art Basel12/18/2018
    12:46
  11. 19.
    YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 1 Ass For Likes12/12/2018
    9:36
  12. 20.
    Mid Term Elections 201811/07/2018
    21:50
  13. 21.
    Pennsic War #47 Part 210/08/2018
    24:52
  14. 22.
    Pennsic Wars Year 47 Part 109/27/2018
    31:02
  15. 23.
    Cracker Ass Crackers08/24/2018
    23:02
  16. 24.
    Basse - The Magic of Iboga Part 406/21/2018
    15:07
  17. 25.
    The Magic of Iboga Part 306/13/2018
    20:48
  18. 26.
    Singa Bear Nightingale06/04/2018
    4:13
  19. 27.
    The Magic of Iboga: Part 205/31/2018
    13:18
  20. 28.
    The Magic of Iboga Part 105/11/2018
    20:21
  21. 29.
    Why We March For Our Lives03/31/2018
    33:34
  22. 30.
    Church Of The Chocolate Martini: Slab City Episode 503/22/2018
    14:18
  23. 31.
    Weapons of Ass Destruction Slab City Ep #403/17/2018
    27:31
  24. 32.
    Freedom! Slab City Ep #303/10/2018
    21:20
  25. 33.
    East of Jesus - West of Satan - Slab City Ep. #203/01/2018
    17:04
  26. 34.
    Slab City #102/23/2018
    25:35
  27. 35.
    What is a Furry?02/14/2018
    27:50
  28. 36.
    Inside the Dealers Den - MidWest Fur Fest 2017 Ep 301/31/2018
    26:56
  29. 37.
    Orion The Sergal - Mid West Fur Con 2017 #201/11/2018
    9:30
  30. 38.
    Do You Register At Petco? Fur Con 2017 Ep. 112/22/2017
    22:47
  31. 39.
    King Kong Slugs12/03/2017
    13:20
  32. 40.
    Aint NOTHIN Fake About a Tittie In YO Mouth - NJ Exxxotica Porn Convention11/17/2017
    35:01
  33. 41.
    In Dust I TRUST11/10/2017
    7:59
  34. 42.
    Genetic Jackpot11/03/2017
    14:51
  35. 43.
    A Burning Man10/26/2017
    22:34
  36. 44.
    Put Your Pussy Where Your Mouth Is10/18/2017
    12:42
  37. 45.
    Trans Tea Time10/13/2017
    15:38
  38. 46.
    Welcome to the Jungle10/06/2017
    18:08
  39. 47.
    A 747 Sized Black Rubber Dildo Makes More Sense to ME09/29/2017
    11:22
  40. 48.
    Prepare Thyself For Merriment09/21/2017
    34:53
  41. 49.
    Only Jews Would Return Bulk Bunk Drugs to the Mob09/16/2017
    11:05
  42. 50.
    Wizards and Dragons and Trump Supporters OH MY: Zoe vs. Ren Fair Round ONE08/31/2017
    23:18
  43. 51.
    Cuba: Por La Izquierda Parte DOS08/24/2017
    21:02
  44. 52.
    Not All Who Wander Are Lost...Unless They End Up In IBIZA08/15/2017
    21:54
  45. 53.
    What Would The Dude Do? (I Kissed A girl and I... Part 4)06/03/2017
    11:29
  46. 54.
    I Kissed A Girl and I......? Part 3 - What Will My Mom Think?06/02/2017
    14:23
  47. 55.
    I Kissed A Girl and I.......Liked it? PART 206/01/2017
    14:58
  48. 56.
    I Kissed A Girl and I.....Liked It?05/24/2017
    25:12
  49. 57.
    Por La Izquierda PARTE UNO05/18/2017
    10:39
  50. 58.
    I Cannot Change the World, But I Can Change the World of One Person.04/07/2017
    23:32
  51. 59.
    A Warning03/14/2017
    27:32
  52. 60.
    Love Trumps Hate: Scissor Fest 201703/10/2017
    24:23
  53. 61.
    Don't Be A Democrat, Get Yourself A Trump Hat.... Inauguration 201702/04/2017
    42:17
  54. 62.
    There is Hope - But Not For U.S11/13/2016
    34:41
  55. 63.
    You Can't Always Get What You Want: Election Day 201611/09/2016
    24:08
  56. 64.
    Bridget The Midget10/28/2016
    9:17
  57. 65.
    In Vino Veritas10/05/2016
    16:32
  58. 66.
    Long Live El Pulpo Mechanico: The King of the Art Cars09/15/2016
    10:58
  59. 67.
    If You Liked it Then You Should Have Put a Leash on It09/09/2016
    30:30
  60. 68.
    A Little Baby Wipe Went a LONG WAY08/26/2016
    17:09
  61. 69.
    Milana Vayntrub: A Force For Good08/09/2016
    30:26
  62. 70.
    Surely You Cannot Charge Ketamine to Your Amex?07/27/2016
    13:51
  63. 71.
    Constant Craving07/22/2016
    14:45
  64. 72.
    A Tender Heart07/11/2016
    13:25
  65. 73.
    Damian Lazurus - The Wonderful Wizard of Techno07/08/2016
    16:43
  66. 74.
    Trouble Ahead Trouble Behind07/01/2016
    8:54
  67. 75.
    A Reckless Life Matters06/15/2016
    11:30
  68. 76.
    Do They Sell A Brita Filter For My Soul on Amazon Prime?06/11/2016
    16:04
  69. 77.
    Nuerochemical Con Job06/10/2016
    18:52
  70. 78.
    I WILL Have Your Child IF You Leave ME06/01/2016
    11:23
  71. 79.
    The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing05/28/2016
    28:16
  72. 80.
    The Wolf of Williamsburg05/25/2016
    24:46
  73. 81.
    What Does A Pussy Have To Do With THIS?! BONUS EPISODE !!*05/07/2016
    11:09
  74. 82.
    The Panda Express Train to Extinction - Zoe Does Japan (Part 1)05/05/2016
    9:52
  75. 83.
    Glamour, Heroin an Murder...Oh My! Party Monster Michael Alig Takes Us Behind the Curtain04/12/2016
    31:37
  76. 84.
    Poop Di Do04/11/2016
    1:51
  77. 85.
    Some Background04/08/2016
    5:05
  78. 86.
    So What Do We Think?04/07/2016
    4:01
  79. 87.
    If You Must Live Surrounded By Jews...I've Heard Florida Is Nice This Time of Year?03/16/2016
    33:27
  80. 88.
    Would I Lie To You? OH YEAH....!!03/10/2016
    9:19
  81. 89.
    What Happens When You Accidentally Uberpool with A Hassid?03/01/2016
    19:55
  82. 90.
    The Wonderful World of Soraya Doolbaz - World Famous Dick Pick Photographer02/19/2016
    30:01
  83. 91.
    What Does One Do With A Tiny Microphone?...An Update With Dr. Bassem Youssef02/17/2016
    23:42
  84. 92.
    Donde Hay amor, Hay Dolor02/08/2016
    7:56
  85. 93.
    What is LOVE?02/06/2016
    47:43
  86. 94.
    When You Don't Wear Pants You Don't Need Tinder01/28/2016
    14:24
  87. 95.
    I Don't Wanna Be a Freak But I Can't Help Myself01/27/2016
    2:50
  88. 96.
    Love & Radio: The Adventures of Zoe Nightingale01/20/2016
    27:46
  89. 97.
    Are Our Soles Are More Valuable Than Our Souls?01/20/2016
    8:41
  90. 98.
    Do I have To Say Yes to The Dress?01/10/2016
    15:04
  91. 99.
    Rock Star Lines01/08/2016
    17:20
  92. 100.
    Can We Hold Hands...? It's My First time...12/23/2015
    34:08
  93. 101.
    When We Laugh - They Lose. Come Fall in Love with Dr. Bassem Youssef12/12/2015
    17:07
  94. 102.
    Can this Palestinian Comedian Keep His Dick Hard in the Face of A Fast Talkin' Jew?11/25/2015
    22:58
  95. 103.
    There is No Algorithm For Love11/23/2015
    18:21
  96. 104.
    What Do Caitlin Jenner and Hare Krishna Have in Common?11/11/2015
    31:03
  97. 105.
    You Have to Break Someone's Rib Cage to Get to Their Heart11/10/2015
    22:04
  98. 106.
    She's Gonna Find Your Clit Like A Heat Seeking Missle11/06/2015
    27:20
  99. 107.
    Coke isn't Addictive!? I Should Know I've Been Using it For Years10/24/2015
    8:08
  100. 108.
    Zoe, What is a Road Head?10/23/2015
    11:48
  101. 109.
    Mom Are You Ready to Go To The Playa Pussy Day Spa....Part 210/06/2015
    11:59
  102. 110.
    Mom Reacts To Burning Man Episode09/30/2015
    3:12
  103. 111.
    Mom Are You Ready to Get Schtuped....? Part 109/29/2015
    15:37
  104. 112.
    My Lowest Point09/29/2015
    2:29
  105. 113.
    Would Mother Schtuper Be Better?09/24/2015
    7:39
  106. 114.
    I've Got a Secret, I've Been Hiding, Under my SKIN09/15/2015
    25:10
  107. 115.
    You Wouldn't Know Class If It Fucked You in the Ass (With a Swarovski Covered Dildo)09/10/2015
    5:37
  108. 116.
    You CAN Jew a Jew08/27/2015
    20:13
  109. 117.
    Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In A Cage08/18/2015
    19:11
  110. 118.
    Money For Nothin' and Your Chicks for Free08/11/2015
    21:19
  111. 119.
    Express Yourself Don't Repress Yourself08/03/2015
    19:16
  112. 120.
    You Are The Best Mistake I Ever Made07/30/2015
    9:58
  113. 121.
    The Crossroads07/27/2015
    20:50
  114. 122.
    Where the Women are All Strong, the Men Are All Good Looking and the Children Are All Above Average07/13/2015
    28:29
  115. 123.
    Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pagent07/04/2015
    12:17
  116. 124.
    Good Thing I Don't Have any Hair Below My Eyelashes - Audition Reel for Howard Stern06/10/2015
    8:19
  117. 125.
    Zoe, I Read the Huffington Post, I Know What Fisting Is06/03/2015
    1:18
  118. 126.
    That Spider Gag Reminds me of my Dentist02/02/2015
    8:10
  119. 127.
    You Get Me Closer to God, Otherwise Known As My Prostate01/27/2015
    7:20
  120. 128.
    Go to Art Basel so Russian Prostitutes Can See How Your Dictates01/21/2015
    19:30
  121. 129.
    I Could Love Another Being In Form of Man...but Nothing Sexual01/18/2015
    8:33
  122. 130.
    "Music Is Actually The Least Important Part of What A Band Does" - Fancy Bitch01/13/2015
    12:54
  123. 131.
    Black DOES Crack. (OR she Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Money Was Gone Part 2)12/23/2014
    14:44
  124. 132.
    She Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Vodka Was Gone...part 112/08/2014
    20:13
  125. 133.
    Help Me Rabbi! My Husband Has A Micro Penis...11/04/2014
    11:52
  126. 134.
    Why The Watermelon Changed his stripes to gay10/27/2014
    12:38
  127. 135.
    What Kind Of Sub Do You Eat in a Dungeon?09/10/2014
    16:12
  128. 136.
    The Only Mystery is What Your Asshole Is Going to Look Like at The End of the Night05/29/2014
    17:43
  129. 137.
    If You Can't Buy it At Wal Mart You Don't Need It05/20/2014
    3:53
  130. 138.
    Episode 33: If you ever want to know how famous I Think I am Just Ask Me, An Update with J.R.L04/30/2014
    14:37
  131. 139.
    Episode 31: I Would Not Feel So All Alone, Everybody Must Get Stoned.04/21/2014
    2:30
  132. 140.
    Episode 30: MANDY MORBID04/17/2014
    4:07
  133. 141.
    Episode 29 Living Legend: Harry Perry Venice Boardwalk's Musical King04/10/2014
    17:19
  134. 142.
    Episode 28: Fill My Vessel With Your Jesus Love03/25/2014
    6:45
  135. 143.
    Episode 29: Darling Its Better Down Where its Wetter03/25/2014
    9:37
  136. 144.
    Episode 27: But the Raven Still Beguiling all My Sad Soul into Smiling03/17/2014
    17:25
  137. 145.
    Episode 26: Comfortably Numb03/14/2014
    12:16
  138. 146.
    Episode 25: How Much Does it Cost to Resemble an Apple 2 Computer03/01/2014
    7:14
  139. 147.
    Episode 24: Good Girls With No Options02/28/2014
    16:46
  140. 148.
    Episode 20: What do Ani Difranco and St John Have in Common?02/27/2014
    2:54
  141. 149.
    Episode 21: Started From the Bottom Now We're...Where?02/25/2014
    7:09
  142. 150.
    Episode 22: Real Knights Do Yoga02/25/2014
    3:28
  143. 151.
    Episode 23: PC Master Race Hard Style02/25/2014
    3:16
  144. 152.
    Episode 19: I Treat My Dog Much Better Than Your Wife Treats You02/18/2014
    6:36
  145. 153.
    Episode 18: Get Down on Your Knees and Take One for the Team02/18/2014
    12:13
  146. 154.
    Episode 17: Hookers For Jesus02/07/2014
    18:24
  147. 155.
    Epidsode 16: It Must Be Your Fathers DNA02/03/2014
    5:17
  148. 156.
    Episode 15: Moby Dick is the Only Dick Jesse Jane Hasn't Seen02/02/2014
    10:03
  149. 157.
    Episode 14: You Can't Jew a Jew01/31/2014
    6:57
  150. 158.
    Episode 13: Frankly My Dear, I Have Erectile Dysfunction01/29/2014
    7:52
  151. 159.
    Episode 12: I Don't Want no Short Short Man01/27/2014
    3:07
  152. 160.
    Episode 11: Could You Please Spell Squirter?01/23/2014
    4:28
  153. 161.
    Episode 10: The Wonderful Life of Evan Stone, Porn Legend01/21/2014
    17:28
  154. 162.
    Episode 9: I Could Get 50,000 dollars for Your Kidney.01/20/2014
    6:40
  155. 163.
    Episode 8: The Flashman - There should be no Hair below the Eyelashes01/20/2014
    4:25
  156. 164.
    You're Welcome - Episode 7 - Diego's Story12/10/2013
    12:37
  157. 165.
    You're Welcome - Episode 6 - You Could Eat Breakfast off that Ass12/10/2013
    10:51
  158. 166.
    You're Welcome - Episode 5 - Hassids...Russian Mail Order Brides and Prostitution Oh MY!12/04/2013
    15:12
  159. 167.
    Episode 3 of You're Welcome: Sex vs. Death11/22/2013
    13:31
  160. 168.
    Episode 2 of You're Welcome: Ladies you're not in Kansas anymore.11/18/2013
    12:03
  161. 169.
    You're Welcome - Episode 4 - Is My Vagina Tighter?11/06/2013
    6:48
  162. 170.
    Episode 1 of You're Welcome - The Thunder From Down Under11/06/2013
    7:47

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