Star Wars Loose Canon

By Alex Lowe, Patrick Ebersole, Nick Oswald

Why aren’t droids allowed in Mos Eisley Cantina? How does hyperspace travel work? What’s so special about Endor? The Star Wars Loose Canon podcast answers these questions and many more. We’re just three dudes with a breadth of Star Wars knowledge and severe penchants for snark. Come for the bad puns, stay for the petulant Emperor impressions.

  1. 1.
    How Star Wars Conquered the Universe
    1:18:14
  2. 2.
    Let's Get High with the Republic
    1:09:24
  3. 3.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 16
    55:30
  4. 4.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 15
    41:14
  5. 5.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 14
    42:15
  6. 6.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 13
    49:33
  7. 7.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 12
    37:37
  8. 8.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 11
    37:41
  1. 9.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 10
    31:27
  2. 10.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 9
    44:33
  3. 11.
    Ride the Blurrg - Season 2 Prediction Hype
    4:57
  4. 12.
    What if Star Wars Went Back to the Future?
    1:16:13
  5. 13.
    How the Date System Works
    46:42
  6. 14.
    What Are the Lightsaber Combat Forms?
    49:16
  7. 15.
    What if Quentin Tarantino Made a Star War?
    1:11:38
  8. 16.
    What if David Fincher Made a Star War?
    1:01:58
  9. 17.
    Dual of the Fates: Should Jedi be Allowed to Reproduce?
    19:18
  10. 18.
    How Critics Got Empire Strikes Back All Wrong
    1:05:28
  11. 19.
    Who Is Ahsoka Tano?
    58:59
  12. 20.
    Dual of the Fates: Should There Be An R-Rated Star Wars Movie?
    17:39
  13. 21.
    What if Christopher Nolan Made a Star War?
    1:06:09
  14. 22.
    How Jedi Training Works with Perri Nemiroff
    1:00:56
  15. 23.
    Dual of the Fates: Ideal Star Wars Viewing Order
    33:24
  16. 24.
    The True Canon (Check the Date)
    19:33
  17. 25.
    What if the Coen Brothers Made a Star War?
    1:00:08
  18. 26.
    What Is The First Order?
    47:25
  19. 27.
    What to Watch Listen to and Read During Your Quarantine
    48:53
  20. 28.
    Dual of the Fates: Feige v Epstein
    28:43
  21. 29.
    What if Wes Anderson Made a Star War?
    55:46
  22. 30.
    How Will the Sequels Be Remembered?
    48:47
  23. 31.
    How to Fix The Rise of Skywalker
    1:13:43
  24. 32.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 8
    1:09:11
  25. 33.
    From the Holocron Vault: The Loose Canon Holiday Special
    35:10
  26. 34.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 7
    53:12
  27. 35.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 6
    57:37
  28. 36.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 5
    1:26:30
  29. 37.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 4
    1:11:18
  30. 38.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 3
    1:05:51
  31. 39.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 2
    1:01:58
  32. 40.
    Ride the Blurrg - Chapter 1
    1:05:42
  33. 41.
    Galaxy of Fear
    56:52
  34. 42.
    Hoth Topic
    49:52
  35. 43.
    Star Wars Architectural Boat Tour
    39:18
  36. 44.
    Fear and Loathing in Batuu
    1:09:03
  37. 45.
    Nobody Expects the Jedi Inquisition
    55:25
  38. 46.
    Star Wars Celebration Recap OR How to Spend $75 on Pins the Right Way
    55:10
  39. 47.
    Five Years of Loose Canon
    28:56
  40. 48.
    Loose Canon's Star Wars Celebration Readiness Guide
    1:07:08
  41. 49.
    Cool Aliens of the Jedi Council
    59:21
  42. 50.
    Galactic Excuses to Get Drunk
    54:32

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