Underhaven

Anna Hayven

The best and worst of reality uploaded to your mind!

All Episodes

BurntToast joins us to talk about Will Kincaid dredging up Brett Keane from his watery grave, watch as Tucker Carlson is confronted by a BitChuter, and laugh as Lord of Patriarchy is shown to Toast for the very first time!

Mar 17

24 min 14 sec

Von Helton has lost his family for the twelfth consecutive time in a row, we talk about the internet taking the stock-market into its own hands, and we discuss the possibility of adding a 51st state to the union!

Mar 17

18 min 51 sec

We discuss MAGA hats pulling of their masks with Biden assuming the role of president and we decide to finally make our way down the BitChute rabbithole to discover all the morons there who were too stupid for even YouTube!

Mar 2

28 min 53 sec

Trump has been banned from Twitter after five years as its biggest account, we dive into some social media alternatives such as BitChute and Parler to see what potential they have, then we check out an old interview of Bernie Sanders from the 80s where he talks about what it's like to be a socialist mayor under the Reagan administration!

Jan 25

21 min 59 sec

We have a longform discussion about the history of the Libertarian Party and their 2020 candidate Jo Jorgensen! We dive into her policies and compare her strategies as a third party candidate with Howie Hawkins. Later on, SWEGTA invites GuyWhoLied onto the show to given a drunken rant about the government!

Jul 2020

44 min 58 sec

We compare the Green Party's Howie Hawkins to Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen to decide which party Ani will vote for. Later on, we talk about the United States Army having a mind boggling interaction with Discord and tear into Twitter's new list of suggested words!

Jul 2020

44 min 12 sec

We are amazed at David Pakman eating a strawberry, Anna gets in a huge rant about Chef Ramsay's overpriced restaurants, Andrew Yang suggests that people should be getting paid by big tech for their data, we check out more Teddy Rubskin, and ultimately conclude that the Vice President position is selected in a very undemocratic way!

Jun 2020

47 min 25 sec

We are left dumbfounded as Butch Hartman claims that God has cured people's autism, then dive into multiple cases of the USA police violating the Geneva Convetion, and discuss Spongebob being confirmed by Nick as an LGBT character.

Jun 2020

47 min 8 sec

We venture together deep into Asmongold's lair, we check out one of Teddy Rubskin's very first YouTube videos called Mission McGriddle Burger to honor the loss of his channel, and we take a look at some of the insane protest raging out all across America!

Jun 2020

28 min 5 sec

We look back at Elizabeth Warren's further plummeting political career, scowl as Bernie Sanders tries to silence his supporter from attacking Joe Biden and the Democrats, and finally respond to Cult of Dusty claiming that third-party voters are crypto-MAGA!

Jun 2020

39 min 39 sec

We do an in-depth dive on the history of the Green Party of the United States, 2020 Presidential Candidate Howie Hawkins, and The Green New Deal as Animancer attempts to convince his co-hosts and you in the audience to begin supporting a third party this election cycle!

Jun 2020

1 hr 7 min

We riff on Mr. Dapperton's sub-par content, see Gazi Kodzo rage at Greta Thunberg, laugh as Jim Bakker finally gets sued, and conclude that Joe Biden is just the white version of Bill Cosby!

Jun 2020

51 min 36 sec

We watch as Joe Biden feels entitled to black votes while forgetting Obama's name, Chris Hansen ends up calling out Biden for being a weirdo, we discuss the idea of having age limits for politicians, we meet a moronic pastor on TikTok, and we see the long-awaited return of Von Helton!

Jun 2020

1 hr 39 min

We have a discussion with Legndofphoenix regarding an argument we had over Twitter relating to Stephen King's tweets and other topics! We later talk about Pelosi ripping up the State of the Union.

Feb 2020

1 hr 11 min

We chat about Warcraft III Reforged being a failure, we see a reporter make a career ending mistake reporting on Kobe Bryant, and we look back on the infamous Video Games song.

Feb 2020

1 hr 28 min

We watch Von Helton show off his Skyrim wives, take a look back at Cult of Dusty's brief rap career, and laugh as Onision fails to take Repzion and Chris Hansen to court.

Feb 2020

1 hr 15 min

We dismiss Trump's claim of presidential harassment, dive into a mega-thread of weird shit done by Joe Biden, see Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard screwed by the media, and rant about the new Pokemon DLC!

Jan 2020

1 hr 13 min

We have an impromptu debate with Sandre the Teacher regarding automation, talk about Hillary taking jabs at Bernie on Howard Stern, and complain about a banana being deemed a work of art!

Jan 2020

1 hr 47 min

Animancer and SWEGTA are joined for the second time by Hannibal and Monty! They check out Papa Johns having a meltdown and eating forty pizzas in one month, see Yang speak out against being silenced by MSNBC, watch Velma from Scooby Doo take on Amazon, and a 5H1T ton more!

Dec 2019

1 hr 39 min

We are joined by Jae Darké as Animancer rages out at Jesse Lee Peterson over Andrew Yang and we are introduced to Melvin: Brother of the Joker!

Nov 2019

1 hr 12 min

We are joined by RPGMinx as we watch the past attempt to predict life in the future, we hear one of the worst podcasts ever made, talk about the state of YouTube & Twitch, and much more!

Nov 2019

1 hr 11 min

We are joined by Steve McRae & Vince Bird to talk about video games taking the blame for everything, discuss the aftermath of Non Sequitur and talk about how much worse YouTube is getting.

Aug 2019

1 hr 13 min

We are joined by Marshal Manson & Marilyn Mathers, we get to celebrate a full year of Underhaven, check out an Alaskan prayer gone wrong, drink down a classic Kool-Aid commercial that just doesn't hold up, and see Kamala Harris destroy Joe Biden! 

Aug 2019

1 hr 19 min

We are joined by Frank & Bran of The Geek Room, see ICP get scammed out of a fursuit, watch Von Helton talk about being over 300 years old, and Josh Feuerstein attempts to find trans propaganda in Toy Story 4!

Jul 2019

1 hr 30 min

We are joined by Hannibal & Monty, watching Steven Anderson get banned from Ireland and discussing the ongoing effects from the Vox Adpocalypse!

Jul 2019

1 hr 15 min

We are joined by CaptnKyrsh, Von shows us his car collection, we see southern politician E.W. Jackson speak out against "homocracy", and we continue to see how uncomfortable Biden makes people (especially Animancer)!

Jul 2019

1 hr 12 min

We see SWEGTA square off with Warcorpse666, we're introduced to an ad with woke farmers, and we see the return of Gay Steve Harvey talking about cults!

Jun 2019

1 hr 47 min

We are joined by Jeff Holiday & Jae Darke to celebrate Animancer's 21st birthday, we see Jared Genesis' song about his haters, and watch the continual downfall of The Vigilant Christian.

Jun 2019

1 hr 55 min

We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to discuss The Gotcha Boys ending, see Prince Harry angry at Fortnite for some reason, and even check out some crazy old anti-drug PSAs!

May 2019

1 hr 15 min

We are joined by Pimpmunk to engage in our first bonus episode, we give an open letter to The Vigilant Christian, and see new allegations rise up about Joe Biden, we rebuke the bigotry of Rick Wiles! 

May 2019

2 hr 5 min

We are joined by Creamsicle to see Joe Biden get into more trouble over sniffing women, watch a mullet man rage against Anderson Cooper, and endure a terrible Steven Anderson video! 

May 2019

1 hr 14 min

We are joined by John Page to see Joe Biden accidentally announce his run for presidency, watch Warcorpse rage on the New Zealand tragedy, and John introduces us to WingsOfRedemption! 

Mar 2019

1 hr 18 min

We are joined by NateTalksToYou to give our explanation and express our frustration at the tragedy in New Zealand, then introduced him toLord Jared Genesis for the first time, and later talked about Biden dick-teasing his followers with running in 2020! 

Mar 2019

1 hr 11 min

We are joined by Billy the Fridge to see Vermin Supreme launch his 2020 campaign, we laugh as FakeSagan tries to return to YouTube in order to step up to Alex Jones, and watch as hating Nickelback becomes so mainstream that politicians make fun of them! 

Mar 2019

1 hr 18 min

We are joined by Jae Darké to watch Eric Porterfield's flops, see Mill Bitchell living up to his name, address Brett Keane's bullshit accusations, and somehow manage to get SWEGTA blocked by Razorfist within a single episode!  

Feb 2019

1 hr 6 min

We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to watch Jared Genesis and Sage Wanderer talk about World War 3 being on the horizon, see a Von Helton clone from a Weird Al video, and laugh at an old clip of SWEGTA and Brett Keane interacting for the first time!

Feb 2019

1 hr 22 min

We are joined by Monty in order to learn a thing or two about Von's history with his wife, see Mario apologize for trying to get laid, watch a man fight over rice, and burst out laughing as Jared Genesis shows us how a real master of martial arts fights!

Feb 2019

1 hr 11 min

We are joined by GirlDoesRant to talk about the wall's GoFundMe getting shut down, watch Von Helton attempt to team up with Prager U, and we even get to see a real life NPC!

Jan 2019

1 hr 22 min

We are joined by RyanHimself and Sinrise from Insomnist to discuss the bullshit drama surrounding Louis C.K., see Von's new exercise routine, and have an extended debate regarding the wall and government shutdown.

Jan 2019

1 hr 23 min

We are joined by Pimpmunk to talk about the recent Onision drama, discuss The Joker raiding a Vape shop for memes, and get into plenty of Von Helton videos!

Jan 2019

1 hr 10 min

We are joined by Modern Medusa to watch Sage Wanderer show off his katana skills, see Von argue with Animancer over Twitter, and poke some fun at Egghead's horrible Christmas special!

Dec 2018

1 hr 1 min

We moderated an informal debate between Vadim Newquist and long time detractor Aids Dank. 

Dec 2018

1 hr 43 min

We are joined by Pull the Trigger as Animancer goes on a massive rant against Von Helton, Swegta has a passionate rant about Brett Keane, we talked a bit about the Game Awards, and finally watched a cringy Papa Johns ad from almost a decade ago.

Dec 2018

1 hr 12 min

We are joined by Jeff Holiday to talk about Bart Simpson's voice actor being a Scientologist, learn about the next step in human evolution, and we saw Von Helton's legendary new salute!

Dec 2018

1 hr 7 min

We are joined by Vadim Newquist to talk about his recent debate with Jimmy Dore on Drunken Peasants and we apparently got schooled by some moron on gravity!

Dec 2018

1 hr 34 min

We are joined by Honest Red, saw Trump get into shit for giving Elvis the Medal of Freedom, learned a thing or two about the Mothman, met the world's oldest weeaboo, and Animancer considered getting a Hand Job!

Dec 2018

1 hr 14 min

We were joined by Marshal Manson and Marilyn Mathers to watch some of Egghead's cringey Halloween special, make ourselves some dump cakes, and laugh as Uncle Stormy justifiably goes to prison!

Nov 2018

1 hr 2 min

We are joined by Skewbanks & HHH as we find out that punching feminists in video games is banned, celebrate Egghead Day, and ask ourselves if we'd rather be dead or Steve Shives! 

Nov 2018

1 hr 16 min

We are joined by PaganSituations to see Von talk about how he could become a knight, watch Egghead put on a cringey character, somehow suffered through Tucker Carlson, and talked about caravans!

Nov 2018

1 hr 24 min

We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasant to see Von Helton tell us what he would do as president, listen to some Bigfoot stories, hear about Megyn Kelley getting fired, and saw underwear for women's boobs!

Oct 2018

1 hr 8 min