What the HELL Were You Thinking?

By Dave Bledsoe

What the Hell Were You Thinking is a podcast where Host Dave Bledsoe invites you to explore your deep-seated grievances with life in the 21st century. Journey with us through infernal circles of absurdist politics, inexplicable pop culture, conspiracy theories, not-so-theoretical conspiracies, generational ouroboroi, Bigfoot erotica, Satanism, and evil clowns—all via rants based on some sincerely compelling (and surprisingly accurate!) history. No, there won’t be a quiz, but you’ll likely learn some new things you can be really pissed off about. So join your slightly-snockered host and a browbeaten, possibly imaginary producer, Gavin, as they examine the cultural curiosities and historical oddities that the world a simple question--WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

  1. 1.
    Episode 331 Right Now Someone Is Planning Another Crystal Pepsi Comeback
    30:31
  2. 2.
    Episode 330: The Obligatory 9/11 Edition
    26:06
  3. 3.
    Episode 329: I Got Stoned And I Missed It Pt 3 of Just Say No America
    19:33
  4. 4.
    Episode 328: No Bourbon, No Scotch and No Beer (Pt 2 of Just Say No, America)
    26:18
  5. 5.
    Episode 327: Operation Carrie Nation Pt 1 of Just Say No America!
    23:56
  6. 6.
    Episode 326: Taking A Bite Outta McGruff
    27:59
  7. 7.
    Episode 325: Operators Are Standing, Bye Mr. Popeil!
    30:51
  8. 8.
    Episode 324: Miss Cleo Hung Up On Me!
    28:05
  1. 9.
    Episode 323: Two Dollars for the First Minute .99 Cents Each Additional Minute
    27:28
  2. 10.
    Episode 322: American Gerbilo
    27:39
  3. 11.
    Episode 321: The Real Legend of Boggy Creek, Charles B Pierce
    28:35
  4. 12.
    Episode 320: Call Me...Chris Gaines
    29:06
  5. 13.
    Episode 319: The True Tale of Dallas Egbert
    29:54
  6. 14.
    Episode 318: It's A Pirate's Life for Me Part Two: Downloaded From Napster
    36:47
  7. 15.
    Episode 317: It's A Pirate's Life For Me Part 1: Analog Days
    29:18
  8. 16.
    Episode 316: It's Not A COMMERCIAL! It's A Cartoon
    34:38
  9. 17.
    Episode 315: You Can't Avoid THAT Noid!
    28:40
  10. 18.
    Episode 314: Check A Coin With Your Witcher
    30:57
  11. 19.
    Episode 313: I Would Smoke 500 Miles, And I Would Smoke 500 More
    32:01
  12. 20.
    Show Notes Episode 312: Oh, Oh, Here He Come, He’s A John Titor
    29:42
  13. 21.
    Episode 311: The Truth According to Linda Hood Sigmon Pt 2 of the Life and Afterlife of Elvis
    29:32
  14. 22.
    Episode 310: "Gladys' Special Little Boy" Part 1 of the Life and Afterlife of Elvis Presley
    31:51
  15. 23.
    Episode 309: The Cult of Personality Test
    29:50
  16. 24.
    Episode 308: Never Mind I Didn't See Your Sign
    35:29
  17. 25.
    Episode 307: HIS NAME IS BUM FARTO!
    29:22
  18. 26.
    Episode 306: Dropped from Jupiter The Tale of the Toynbee Tiles
    28:07
  19. 27.
    What the HELL Were You Thinking Spotify Trailer
    1:54
  20. 28.
    Episode 305: It Looks Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays
    25:30
  21. 29.
    Episode 304: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part 3 "Will the Real DB Cooper PLEASE Stand Up?"
    28:51
  22. 30.
    Episode 303: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part Two: The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
    26:11
  23. 31.
    Episode 302: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part 1: Golden Years
    27:55
  24. 32.
    Episode 301: Woo Hoo Hoo, It's All Been Done Before
    27:09
  25. 33.
    Episode 300: Three Hundred Pods of Heavenly Joy
    34:19
  26. 34.
    Episode 299: Good Love Is Hard to Find
    28:14
  27. 35.
    Episode 298: Big Bucks, No Whammies, STOP!
    27:54
  28. 36.
    Episode 297: I've Got Friends In Q Places
    27:31
  29. 37.
    Special Edition 11: Our Latest Long National Nightmare Is OVER
    10:19
  30. 38.
    Episode 296: Little Myth Can't Be Wrong
    25:58
  31. 39.
    Episode 295: Big Lizards In Our Backyards!
    33:51
  32. 40.
    Episode 294: I'm Drinking 2020 Goodbye
    34:25
  33. 41.
    Episode 293: This Is the Last Worthless Christmas That You'll Have to Spend
    19:46
  34. 42.
    Episode 292: Finger Licking Good Time
    31:06
  35. 43.
    Episode 291: The Ruror Furor
    28:54
  36. 44.
    Episode 290: That Loser Who Shot John Lennon
    29:50
  37. 45.
    Episode 289: Reverend Jones, You Better Watch Your Speed (Part 2 of Jim Jones)
    32:01
  38. 46.
    Thanksgiving Bonus Episode 35: Jesus, Uncle Dave Is Already Drunk
    12:07
  39. 47.
    Episode 288: Pass Me A Bottle, Reverend Jones
    31:42
  40. 48.
    Episode 287: The Witch of November
    28:48
  41. 49.
    Episode 286: One Toke Over the State Line, Sweet Jesus
    26:13
  42. 50.
    Episode 285: Rendlesham Part Two Bentwaters Boogaloo (Spooktacular 2020)
    33:55

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