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Full Retard

By Mentally Damaged

Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way.

  1. 1.
    Adidas, Need, Beggar Sister, Pizza Pizza09/25/2020
    10:45
  2. 2.
    B*tch, Corrects, Hurt Son, Pixie, Welfare09/22/2020
    9:29
  3. 3.
    Non-Choosing, Tarot Reading, Use Autistic, Bed Move09/17/2020
    8:13
  4. 4.
    Denial, Pick Up, All About Me09/16/2020
    14:35
  5. 5.
    PC Repair, Free Food, No Contribution, Literal, More Food09/15/2020
    10:49
  6. 6.
    Lifestyle Payment, Swinging Kids, The Pawning, Hoodwink09/14/2020
    11:24
  7. 7.
    Refund, Snobbish, Toy Thief, Free Food09/13/2020
    13:42
  8. 8.
    Ex-Wife, My Monitor, Sue Me, The Heirloom09/12/2020
    10:13
  1. 9.
    Angel Free, Free Catering, Me, Dr Pepper, Ultimate CB09/11/2020
    11:54
  2. 10.
    Auntie Freebie, Job Interview, Sob Story, Angry Customer, Free Crocheting09/10/2020
    9:23
  3. 11.
    No Cash, Helping Hurts, More, Experience 09/09/2020
    13:11
  4. 12.
    A Letter, Bday Canceled, A Bully, Grandpa09/08/2020
    13:00
  5. 13.
    Eat my pet, Child Slave, Single Mother, Entitled Server09/07/2020
    11:23
  6. 14.
    Ride my horse, Can't make me, Halloween, Outed09/06/2020
    10:33
  7. 15.
    Entitled Father, Steal 25k, Ruined, Valentine's09/06/2020
    9:37
  8. 16.
    Tablet Demand, Grow Up, Free Parking09/04/2020
    10:19
  9. 17.
    No Food, Free Rides, Football Booze09/03/2020
    11:37
  10. 18.
    Hijacked Prom, Public Park & Videogame09/02/2020
    14:33
  11. 19.
    Homework, Conspiracy, Woman Keys Car09/01/2020
    8:50
  12. 20.
    Nintendo Humiliation & Mom's Psychic Pendulum08/31/2020
    10:25
  13. 21.
    Entitled Parents - Guilty by religion, Karen on a bus, Star wars refund08/14/2020
    6:19
  14. 22.
    Entitled Parents - Kicked out of school08/13/2020
    5:04
  15. 23.
    Entitled Parents - Baby Doll & My Switch08/12/2020
    5:59
  16. 24.
    Entitled Parents - Sort-of-Stepdad & Just die08/12/2020
    6:33
  17. 25.
    Entitled Parents - Wedding Control & Trespassing08/08/2020
    3:20
  18. 26.
    Entitled Parents - My best friend the monster08/07/2020
    9:43
  19. 27.
    AITA - Divorce Disclosure & Wayward Daughter08/07/2020
    6:02
  20. 28.
    Entitled Parents - No mask, Tricked Karen, Vaccines, Stolen Cat08/06/2020
    5:17
  21. 29.
    Entitled Parents - Take my bag, dream crusher, bathroom warden08/04/2020
    7:01
  22. 30.
    Entitled Parents - Lifestyle Choice, Am I detained, No punishment08/03/2020
    6:49
  23. 31.
    AITA - Wedding funds & CNA inheritance08/02/2020
    5:59
  24. 32.
    Entitled Parents - Direct to CEO, Swimming iPhone, Bad Gamer08/01/2020
    8:32
  25. 33.
    AITA - Wedding imperfection & hit and run neighbor07/31/2020
    4:53
  26. 34.
    Entitled Parents - Anti-Mask, Extreme Mask, Art Thief07/30/2020
    6:29
  27. 35.
    Entitled Parents - Waiting on a Karen & Stressed Dad07/29/2020
    5:48
  28. 36.
    Entitled Parents - Camper Karen & Molestation Scheme07/28/2020
    9:45
  29. 37.
    AITA - cold roommate & mother *h*re07/28/2020
    3:32
  30. 38.
    AITA - Son over Daughter, Bad Grandpa07/24/2020
    6:31
  31. 39.
    AITA - Going back on my word, Secret daughter07/23/2020
    6:01
  32. 40.
    AITA - for telling a guy with autism off, camper entitlement07/22/2020
    4:03
  33. 41.
    Choosing Beggars - Karen's Shower, Inhaled Chemicals, What he wants isn't enough07/21/2020
    13:58
  34. 42.
    Choosing Beggars - Very rich man, the scammer, 3-4 bedroom for huskies, mandatory gifts07/20/2020
    4:25
  35. 43.
    Entitled Parents - Religious EM, Give us your children07/19/2020
    4:40
  36. 44.
    AITA- For Picking the Dog07/18/2020
    5:56
  37. 45.
    AITA - Reddit AITA for telling my partners sister naming her dog after my dead kid is disrespectful?07/17/2020
    4:52
  38. 46.
    AITA - For calling CPS07/16/2020
    4:41
  39. 47.
    Choosing Beggars - Petty actions, Bad magician, Neighbor doesn't pay08/08/2019
    5:50
  40. 48.
    Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color08/07/2019
    5:36
  41. 49.
    Choosing Beggars - Reverse & Ice Cream08/06/2019
    11:22
  42. 50.
    Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer08/05/2019
    5:18
  43. 51.
    Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording08/04/2019
    6:41
  44. 52.
    Choosing Beggars - Air BnB & Need Gas08/03/2019
    6:04
  45. 53.
    Choosing Beggars - Famous Logo, Overheard it, Free Food08/02/2019
    5:06
  46. 54.
    Choosing Beggars - $10 Extra & Give me 55k08/01/2019
    9:10
  47. 55.
    Choosing Beggars - Free artwork, No job work for pennies, Super Beggar07/31/2019
    7:45
  48. 56.
    Entitled Parents - fellow passenger & cosplay fox07/30/2019
    10:28
  49. 57.
    Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke07/29/2019
    6:11
  50. 58.
    Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker's sister, watch her dog07/28/2019
    8:25
  51. 59.
    Choosing Beggars - free croissant & false shooter claim07/27/2019
    7:04
  52. 60.
    Choosing Beggars - Change your dogs name & grocery shopping07/26/2019
    6:28
  53. 61.
    Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker07/25/2019
    10:19
  54. 62.
    Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can't wait in line07/24/2019
    6:42
  55. 63.
    Choosing Beggars - Hungry, Free Money, Pay Me07/23/2019
    4:06
  56. 64.
    Choosing Beggars - free party food & you should pay for it07/22/2019
    7:51
  57. 65.
    Entitled Parents - Bill's IQ, deserves my car, showing drugs07/21/2019
    13:58
  58. 66.
    Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat07/20/2019
    7:21
  59. 67.
    Choosing Beggars - Jackpot, £5 and a pizza, free smoothie07/19/2019
    6:27
  60. 68.
    Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods07/18/2019
    5:31
  61. 69.
    TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure07/17/2019
    5:37
  62. 70.
    Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis07/16/2019
    7:47
  63. 71.
    Choosing Beggars - The Ex Wife, Fishy Fees, Aero Care07/15/2019
    5:20
  64. 72.
    idontworkherelady - Used to, my daughter, early 90s, the expert07/14/2019
    8:38
  65. 73.
    Choosing Beggars - Bill's Scam07/13/2019
    3:13
  66. 74.
    Choosing Beggars - Ex Scarf & The Window Fitter07/12/2019
    6:58
  67. 75.
    idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help07/11/2019
    6:46
  68. 76.
    Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $1007/10/2019
    4:39
  69. 77.
    Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary07/09/2019
    2:51
  70. 78.
    Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected07/09/2019
    5:03
  71. 79.
    Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company07/08/2019
    4:28
  72. 80.
    Entitled Parents - I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday07/06/2019
    9:08
  73. 81.
    Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell06/03/2019
    3:03
  74. 82.
    Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny05/31/2019
    1:51
  75. 83.
    ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars05/30/2019
    3:07
  76. 84.
    Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders05/23/2019
    3:27
  77. 85.
    I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance05/22/2019
    2:42
  78. 86.
    ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k<20005/21/2019
    5:05
  79. 87.
    Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless05/20/2019
    3:57
  80. 88.
    Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy05/17/2019
    3:29
  81. 89.
    Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance05/16/2019
    6:52
  82. 90.
    Bill's Special Jar05/15/2019
    8:18
  83. 91.
    Bad Customer No Biscuit05/15/2019
    15:07
  84. 92.
    Depressing Headlines05/15/2019
    5:51
  85. 93.
    Trump Trump Trump05/15/2019
    4:32
  86. 94.
    WTF05/15/2019
    2:35
  87. 95.
    Welfare Junkies05/15/2019
    6:55
  88. 96.
    Entergy Recommends Soured Milk05/15/2019
    7:29
  89. 97.
    Choosing Beggars - Vanity 05/15/2019
    2:39
  90. 98.
    Facebook & No Lube05/15/2019
    9:41

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