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Full Retard

By Mentally Damaged

Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way.

  1. 1.
    Choosing Beggars - Petty actions, Bad magician, Neighbor doesn't pay08/08/2019
    5:50
  2. 2.
    Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color08/07/2019
    5:36
  3. 3.
    Choosing Beggars - Reverse & Ice Cream08/06/2019
    11:22
  4. 4.
    Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer08/05/2019
    5:18
  5. 5.
    Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording08/04/2019
    6:41
  6. 6.
    Choosing Beggars - Air BnB & Need Gas08/03/2019
    6:04
  7. 7.
    Choosing Beggars - Famous Logo, Overheard it, Free Food08/02/2019
    5:06
  8. 8.
    Choosing Beggars - $10 Extra & Give me 55k08/01/2019
    9:10
  1. 9.
    Choosing Beggars - Free artwork, No job work for pennies, Super Beggar07/31/2019
    7:45
  2. 10.
    Entitled Parents - fellow passenger & cosplay fox07/30/2019
    10:28
  3. 11.
    Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke07/29/2019
    6:11
  4. 12.
    Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker's sister, watch her dog07/28/2019
    8:25
  5. 13.
    Choosing Beggars - free croissant & false shooter claim07/27/2019
    7:04
  6. 14.
    Choosing Beggars - Change your dogs name & grocery shopping07/26/2019
    6:28
  7. 15.
    Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker07/25/2019
    10:19
  8. 16.
    Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can't wait in line07/24/2019
    6:42
  9. 17.
    Choosing Beggars - Hungry, Free Money, Pay Me07/23/2019
    4:06
  10. 18.
    Choosing Beggars - free party food & you should pay for it07/22/2019
    7:51
  11. 19.
    Entitled Parents - Bill's IQ, deserves my car, showing drugs07/21/2019
    13:58
  12. 20.
    Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat07/20/2019
    7:21
  13. 21.
    Choosing Beggars - Jackpot, £5 and a pizza, free smoothie07/19/2019
    6:27
  14. 22.
    Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods07/18/2019
    5:31
  15. 23.
    TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure07/17/2019
    5:37
  16. 24.
    Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis07/16/2019
    7:47
  17. 25.
    Choosing Beggars - The Ex Wife, Fishy Fees, Aero Care07/15/2019
    5:20
  18. 26.
    idontworkherelady - Used to, my daughter, early 90s, the expert07/14/2019
    8:38
  19. 27.
    Choosing Beggars - Bill's Scam07/13/2019
    3:13
  20. 28.
    Choosing Beggars - Ex Scarf & The Window Fitter07/12/2019
    6:58
  21. 29.
    idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help07/11/2019
    6:46
  22. 30.
    Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $1007/10/2019
    4:39
  23. 31.
    Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected07/09/2019
    5:03
  24. 32.
    Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary07/09/2019
    2:51
  25. 33.
    Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company07/08/2019
    4:28
  26. 34.
    Entitled Parents - I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday07/06/2019
    9:08
  27. 35.
    Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell06/03/2019
    3:03
  28. 36.
    Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny05/31/2019
    1:51
  29. 37.
    ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars05/30/2019
    3:07
  30. 38.
    Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders05/23/2019
    3:27
  31. 39.
    I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance05/22/2019
    2:42
  32. 40.
    ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k<20005/21/2019
    5:05
  33. 41.
    Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless05/20/2019
    3:57
  34. 42.
    Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy05/17/2019
    3:29
  35. 43.
    Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance05/16/2019
    6:52
  36. 44.
    Bill's Special Jar05/15/2019
    8:18
  37. 45.
    Facebook & No Lube05/15/2019
    9:41
  38. 46.
    WTF05/15/2019
    2:35
  39. 47.
    Choosing Beggars - Vanity 05/15/2019
    2:39
  40. 48.
    Bad Customer No Biscuit05/15/2019
    15:07
  41. 49.
    Entergy Recommends Soured Milk05/15/2019
    7:29
  42. 50.
    Welfare Junkies05/15/2019
    6:55
  43. 51.
    Trump Trump Trump05/15/2019
    4:32
  44. 52.
    Depressing Headlines05/15/2019
    5:51

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