Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast

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In this stunning podcast, two average guys try to get through as much Doctor Who as possible without going insane. Currently they’re mainlining their way through Classic Doctor Who. 800 episodes or bust, they say. And on the side, well. Books, Audio Dramas, Comics?!? Anything is possible! So in summary: They’re trying to see how much Doctor Who they can take before dying.

0: A Pretty Good Place to Start
Trailer 6 min 39 sec

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1 step forward, 23597908945832974317590327591375932175 steps back. Have you ever seen that Disney Christmas special, “Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas?” I remember owning it on DVD as a kid, but I actually for some reason remember thinking that the sequel, “Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas” was better. I don’t know why I remember this. I’m notContinue reading →

Nov 21

1 hr 32 min

Come one, come all, come and see the magical flux repellent shields on the Luparian fleet. Flux repellent sounds like some sort of AXE body spray knock off. Did the UK have the phase where every middle schooler ever wore AXE? Cuz we certainly had it over here in the US and some might argueContinue reading →

Nov 14

1 hr 40 min

Does every culture have a Steve Jobs analogue? This episode, both the TV episode and our podcast episode, are a little bit chaotic. We drop a lot of theories on this episode, amazingly they’re all probably going to be wrong. At the same time, can yo believe that? I can. We’re known for it atContinue reading →

Nov 7

1 hr 35 min

We’re back, again! It hasn’t been that long, just 4 months or so, but we’re finally back. Unlike the actual Doctor Who, we didn’t take a massive like 10 year hiatus. But we’re back to podcast along with Doctor Who: Series 13: Flux. Or whatever the heck they’ve decided to call it. Show-notes: You needContinue reading →

Oct 31

5 min 43 sec

Ah, my favourite sensation. So in the future, when we’re all wearing masks in order to stay alive, do you think we’ll look back on this movie as a warning? Probably not in al honestly, I think most people probably don’t even remember that it exists. I didn’t. And I wish to never again. SeeContinue reading →

Jun 6

1 hr 33 min

I can’t believe this, furries are canon. Ah the end of two eras, almost if it weren’t for the last minute decision we made that makes this not the final episode before the hiatus. Instead we return with a shitty TV movie in a week. No not that TV movie. Not the one you’re thinkingContinue reading →

May 30

1 hr 35 min

We’re beyond just regular unfair trials now. Honestly in hindsight revisiting this was a mistake. This was a completely nonsense episode to revisit. And it wasn’t even good! Like it was just bad! And yet for some reason we say down like “yeah you know what episode I wanna revisit, Timelash.” Somebody get the TARDISContinue reading →

May 23

1 hr 23 min

PJ Hammond is underrated. Kind of like how certain Doctor Who stories are underrated. Like The Sensorites. Or Carnival of Monsters. Both stories. Both typically rated under stories that they, for whatever reason, outshine. Actually, I just made that up. I have no idea whether The Sensorites and Carnival of Monsters are generally beloved orContinue reading →

May 16

1 hr 29 min

You don’t choose sarcasm on a daily basis? You’re missing out. Kind of like how we’ve missed out for the last 2,100 days on releasing an episode covering Genesis of the Daleks. Why are there no Doctor Who podcasts that only cover Genesis of the Daleks? The world may never know. Anyway, this week it’sContinue reading →

May 9

1 hr 32 min

Better than going off, amirite? Look one time the brig showed up at the bar I was at and asked for 5 rounds rapid. Now I thought he meant guns so I shot five glasses off the table. Bartender didn’t like that and made me pay for them. That’s all, that’s the whole story. Wasn’tContinue reading →

May 2

1 hr 11 min

Future flannel > present flannel, prove me wrong. So once upon a time I met this crazed archaeologist, his name was like Toberman or something. He took me to this tomb where he said there was a golden idol he wanted so he went in there and got it. There was this giant boulder andContinue reading →

Apr 25

1 hr 13 min

Well we all knew this would happen. The morphos are taking over the podcast, I’m (not) sorry to say. Honestly they’re probaly here to stay as well, they’ve been treating us pretty nicely so far, and haven’t done anything to hurt us. At least, not yet anyway. Well hear what they have to say onContinue reading →

Apr 18

1 hr 37 min

We’re not experienced M&Mologists, but we at least know that much. I have a blood line, did you know that? It runs right through my arm. Look you can even see it sometimes, it’s blue and if you poke it this red liquid comes out. I only call it a blood line because that’s whatContinue reading →

Apr 11

1 hr 24 min

We are gathered here today to do a podcast. Yes you heard that, we’re out here doing a podcast did you know that? We do it every week, you should subscribe! You can find us all over the internet it’s pretty great actually. Even on this very website, did you know that? It’s The Gathering,Continue reading →

Apr 4

1 hr 14 min

You know, like a troll who lives under a bridge? Doctor Who and Torchwood have had their share of trolls in our time, but this week just takes the cake. How can we sit here and listen to this absolute nonsense from someone so untrustworthy? And yet for some reason this is the job weContinue reading →

Mar 28

56 min 33 sec

Love. Compassion. Kindness. There are plenty of hidden 8th sins to choose from, and that’s why, now more than ever, you need to specify. Speaking of things that are happening now more than ever, we’re now more than ever talking about Torchwood Miracle Day episode 7. We haven’t talked about it before, and sadly weContinue reading →

Mar 21

1 hr 7 min

Is there a reason why after doing the podcast for so long we have literally no short term memory? You ever heard that song? You know the one. “something something stuck in the middle with you.” The only official way to watch The Middle Men is to have that song playing just on constant repeatContinue reading →

Mar 14

1 hr 8 min

Not to be confused with Religious Seniority. It’s Categories of Life, written by  Jane Espensen and aired on August 5, 2011. Show-notes: 0:40: Seth MacFarlane created a lot of other stuff besides Family Guy. Most of it isn’t very good. 29:18: It was in Destiny of the Daleks. Thanks @Prof_Quiteamess and @lisacartman. 31:28: Shockingly, HillaryContinue reading →

Mar 7

1 hr 9 min

Damn we can never get any Doctor Who spinoffs can we? This week on K9 and Company. Wait no wrong spinoff. This week on Class… Sarah Jane Adventures… The Prisoner… Hang on just bear with me I’m going to get there eventually. Oh Torchwood, that’s right Torchwood: Children of Earth. Dammit. It’s Escape to LA,Continue reading →

Feb 28

58 min 59 sec

Honestly this title alone was confusing. We record these podcast in the dead of night now actually. Like way late at night. Like 7 PM. I know, so late right. In the UK the sun is probably still up at that time, being all a million miles from the equator and all that, but downContinue reading →

Feb 21

1 hr 12 min

I usually prefer to keep my hairstyle the same and change up my fists, but maybe that’s just me. This new rendition of Torchwood continues to amaze and astound. This week, we’re off to the land of the free and the home of the brave. But first, the Torchwood team (i.e. Gwen and Jack) haveContinue reading →

Feb 14

1 hr 27 min

Sometimes, when the stars align, you get a fourth season of Torchwood. This is that season. We enter the final season of Torchwood, and the podcast is coming to a close. Of an era. Close of an era. Haha almost had you going there for a second didn’t I? You were worried for a hotContinue reading →

Feb 7

1 hr 14 min

Halloween can’t come soon enough. So the children of earth are saved and the day is mine once more. We only had to sacrifice one kid rather than the 10% that the 456 requested, but the 456 are off gallivanting somewhere else. They have technology to do almost anything but replicate this weird chemical? IContinue reading →

Jan 31

1 hr 42 min

I love slime! Children of Earth is rapidly coming to a close. Which means we’re going to finally move on to the final season of Torchwood which means oh god we’re running out of content. What are we gonna do?! Maybe the 456 should take us instead, that way we can stop making podcasts. It’sContinue reading →

Jan 24

1 hr 24 min

Really riding this bean trend a little late. Are we all ready to hear the story about the beans? You know the beans that I bought the other day? Well I bought some beans, and I took them home. And then I put them in my pantry. And that’s it. That’s the whole story. It’sContinue reading →

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Jan 17

1 hr 6 min

Whoa, dude – Keanu Reeves After our short interlude into Doctor Who territory we’re officially back with Torchwood. That’s right, we’re back with Torchwood. Jack is back. Well Jack never left even when we went over to Doctor Who, but now he’s back. So its Gwen, back from her little cameo mention last week. TheContinue reading →

Jan 10

1 hr 15 min

We’re back and tastier than ever. Have you ever had meringue on your tea? I’m thinking now, it might not be so bad. The heat from the tea could cook the bottom of the meringue kind of like a hot pie crust would do, so that would be pretty cool. You could drink it thenContinue reading →

Jan 3

2 hr 12 min

Kind of sounds like me, on the podcast. Have we ever had a five episode serial in Doctor Who? We have, right? I’m pretty sure we did but I genuinely don’t remember any more. A lot of classic who has been completely wiped from my mind because I needed the space in my brain forContinue reading →

Dec 2020

1 hr 18 min

Ok so this exact title doesn’t appear in the episode, sue me. Besides, we’re covering 50 Shades of Grey on Triple Play at some point soon and it’s better not to make confusing and conflicting post titles. Yes, I’m for real serious that we’re covering that trilogy at some point. If you don’t believe meContinue reading →

Dec 2020

1 hr 7 min

So once upon a time I had some fragments of memories. What was I saying? This week Kiyan and Dylan approach ever nearer to the end of this nightmare. That’s right Torchwood Season 2 ends in just one week for us. Oh what you thought I meant something else? well that’s silly of you whatContinue reading →

Dec 2020

1 hr 20 min

Ever get the feeling that you’re overly detached from commercialization? I do. So often in fact that I’ve come up with a name for it: ad rift. Despite what it may sound like, that has nothing to do with this week’s episode. It’s Adrift, written by Chris Chibnall and aired on March 19, 2008. TorchwoodContinue reading →

Dec 2020

1 hr 27 min

Ew. I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way including the entirety of the Torchwood team oh god why are they standing in the middle of the tracks someone please send help on my god I can’t stop the train. It’s From Out of the Rain,Continue reading →

Nov 2020

1 hr 52 min

A trapezoid has four sides, fun fact. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Our logo is blue, which means at your wedding you can bring Trust Your Doctor and that fulfills one of the four things you’re supposed to have. I don’t know about the rest, but you know if you need somethingContinue reading →

Nov 2020

1 hr 36 min

I thought of food mold for a hot second while writing that title. A day in the life of Dylan is quite boring, as is a day in the life of Kiyan (probably, I don’t know). So I wonder what a day in our death will be. Maybe something just as equally boring. I’m planningContinue reading →

Nov 2020

1 hr 18 min

Oh so that’s who Ian Chatterhouse was all this time. I kind of feel like a Dead Man Walking. This episode was recorded in the pre-election era, and right now I’m sitting here feeling like the last week took 4 months. I almost didn’t recognize a single thing we were talking about, which is prettyContinue reading →

Nov 2020

1 hr 29 min

I’m a barbie girl, in a TARDIS world. I seem to remember recording this episode before. Does the mayfly reset your brain as well? Do you just forget everything that you’ve seen and learned since the beginning of your life? That would actaully be pretty great, I have a lot of things to forget. LOTSContinue reading →

Nov 2020

1 hr 35 min

I don’t actually remember when we stopped doing quotes. This week Dylan, Kiyan, and Adam take a nice deep dive into Torchwood. It’s been a little while since we watched an episode that so unnerved us that we were shaken to the very core. Our entire notion of reality itself was questioned by this episode,Continue reading →

Oct 2020

1 hr 24 min

This week on Amazon ™ podcasts. I wonder when Amazon will own the world and bring us Amazon Meat ™. I don’t have anything else witty to say actually just figured that that would be a funny joke to make. Meat doesn’t even sound like a word any more but I’m sure if you thinkContinue reading →

Oct 2020

1 hr 16 min

You heard it here first, English is dead. Turns out Kiyan’s entire field of study is dead except for him. You might wonder if you’re stuck inside a strange YA novel, since that seems exactly the kind of thing that would be written into one of those plots. But let me assure you, this isContinue reading →

Oct 2020

1 hr 12 min

It’s like five round rapid without the rapid. I never did like rapids. People go on and on about how cute they are with their long ears and fluffy tails, but really they’re just rodents, right? Or maybe that was “rabbits.” Eh. Speaking of rodents, guess who “rode int”o town this week. It was theContinue reading →

Oct 2020

1 hr 18 min

I’ll be over here committing tax fraud during the purge, don’t mind me. Once upon a time I wanted to be a secret agent. But then I realized they probably wouldn’t like some sort of weird RSA expat who lives in the US. They might not trust that I’d be working in the best interestContinue reading →

Sep 2020

1 hr 39 min

Tune in soon as Kiyan gets yeeted into an active volcano live. Volcanoes. They’re hard to nail down. On the one hand, they can wreak destruction on an unimaginably immense scale. On the other hand, they’re sources of life. On the other other hand (the Tenth Doctor’s hand obviously), they have nothing to do withContinue reading →

Sep 2020

1 hr 25 min

A whole new level of useless! I’d like to be a captain. I think it’d be pretty cool to be Captain Dylan or Captain Kiyan. Imagine if we were both captains, and then it would be Captain Dylan and Captain Kiyan discuss Torchwood. Now wouldn’t that be absolutely wild? And then someone could steal ourContinue reading →

Sep 2020

1 hr 11 min

Gotta watch out for those Weevil fanatics Trial by combat takes on a new form when instead of combating each other they combat Weevils. Julius Caesar would be proud of the changes we’ve made to the format. At least I would hope so, since it really is an improvement. Now we only need to putContinue reading →

Sep 2020

1 hr 6 min

I met a mathematician once, but he didn’t want to talk about memes. Sometimes I forget to edit everything, and then I realize that I too am out of time. Just like everyone in this episode. Can you imagine if one day I was editing, and I paused to go to the store and justContinue reading →

Aug 2020

1 hr 17 min

Zoom zoom look at my lawn mower. There’s a notably small amount of discussion of Torchwood in this episode. I’m not really sure why. Maybe it’s because the episode was boring as hell. No really, it was really boring! And Eugene wasn’t really that sympathetic, he’s a stalker! Well anyway. It’s Random Shoes, written byContinue reading →

Aug 2020

1 hr 28 min

The more podcasts we do the more I think we should just do The Avengers. So one day I was just walking along right, and then this girl just pops out of nowhere and stabs me! And then she uses this glove and brings me back and I’m like, what the heck. Well then IContinue reading →

Aug 2020

1 hr 20 min

We should’ve named our website that, what were we thinking? Aw man I feel like I really missed out by never watching veggietales. I mean for real so many people seem to have considered it an integral part of their childhood. Everyone on the internet talks about it as if it was some sort ofContinue reading →

Aug 2020

1 hr 50 min

I’m about to crack this conspiracy wide open. A lovely stroll with the Village People. I look out across the village. We are happy here. We listen to Go West every day, on repeat. In the Navy is our national anthem. And when we’re feeling really risque, we’ll listen to YMCA. We’ve all heard itContinue reading →

Aug 2020

1 hr 28 min

The year is 2099. Big Finish prowls the street looking for non-Doctor Who fans. I had never even made any association between this and the really annoyingly catchy Disney song until right this second. And now that I’ve made that association I’m not going to be able to unmake it. Plus now you’ve probably gotContinue reading →

Jul 2020

1 hr 11 min