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The Songtopsy Report: Bad Music, Dissected

By Dapper Devil Productions

Have you ever heard a song that is so bad or bizarre that it's actually amazing? The Songtopsy Report is a comedy podcast where bad music experts Nick Brigadier, Mike Russell, and Steven Trolinger explore and dissect the world of one-hit wonders, criminal musicians, underground subgenres, and other musical oddities to figure out how these songs ever saw the light of day.

  1. 1.
    Ep 151: The Worst Thanksgiving Songs11/24/2020
    54:40
  2. 2.
    Ep 150: "Unknown Number" by Busy Signal11/17/2020
    49:49
  3. 3.
    Ep 149: Presidential Campaign Songs (1825-2018)11/03/2020
    1:11:52
  4. 4.
    Ep 148: "Amputator" by Six Feet Under10/27/2020
    52:50
  5. 5.
    Ep 147: "Addams Groove" by MC Hammer10/20/2020
    1:09:08
  6. 6.
    Ep 146: A Night at the (Horror) Movies (Ft. Maniac Cop 2, The Mutilator, and Child's Play)10/13/2020
    59:12
  7. 7.
    Ep 145: The Scientology Album They Didn't Want You to Hear (The Joy of Creating)10/06/2020
    1:09:03
  8. 8.
    Are You Tellin' Me, Ep 2: The War Between Coke And Pepsi (ft. Nazis and Communists)09/29/2020
    1:09:35
  1. 9.
    Ep 143: "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley09/15/2020
    1:11:31
  2. 10.
    Ep 142: "Talkin' Baseball" by Terry Cashman09/08/2020
    1:12:18
  3. 11.
    Ep 141: The Mysterious Axeman's Jazz Murders (B-Sides)09/01/2020
    59:11
  4. 12.
    Ep 140: "WAP" by Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion08/25/2020
    1:08:21
  5. 13.
    Ep 139: "Flatten Da Curve" by Albany Lou ft. Uncle Murda08/18/2020
    57:59
  6. 14.
    Ep 138: John Cena's Rap Career08/11/2020
    54:52
  7. 15.
    Ep 137: Jada Pinkett Smith's Nu-Metal Band Wicked Wisdom08/04/2020
    56:46
  8. 16.
    Ep 136: Listener-Submitted Bad Songs, Part 7!07/28/2020
    54:17
  9. 17.
    Ep 135: "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days, Ft. Ludacris, Nickelback, and Zakk Wylde07/21/2020
    58:06
  10. 18.
    Ep 1: "Are You Telling Me...", a History Podcast with Mike and Steve07/14/2020
    1:13:40
  11. 19.
    Ep 133: McGruff The Crime Dog's Anti-Drug Pop-Rock Album from the 80's07/07/2020
    1:00:47
  12. 20.
    Ep 132: The 6 Craziest National Anthems06/30/2020
    1:05:49
  13. 21.
    Ep 131: "The Champion" by Carman, aka The One Where Jesus Boxes Satan in Space06/23/2020
    1:06:16
  14. 22.
    Ep 130: The Angel Dust Album by Faith No More06/16/2020
    59:29
  15. 23.
    Ep 129: "Thotiana" by Blueface, With Special Guests Matt Greif and Adam Lowenthal of Stupid Smart06/09/2020
    1:05:50
  16. 24.
    Ep 128; Video Game Original Songs (Ft. Portal, Fallout 4, and Metal Gear Solid)06/03/2020
    1:06:12
  17. 25.
    Ep 127: "London Bridge" by Fergie05/26/2020
    55:46
  18. 26.
    Ep 126: "GOOBA" by 6ix9ine05/19/2020
    48:34
  19. 27.
    Ep 125: Our Guilty Pleasures (Featuring Powerwolf, Fast Food Rockers, and Randy Newman)05/12/2020
    1:01:00
  20. 28.
    Ep 124: "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed05/05/2020
    46:52
  21. 29.
    Ep 123: "I Saw A Tiger" by Joe Exotic (the Tiger King)04/28/2020
    1:01:55
  22. 30.
    Minisode: See You in April!03/03/2020
    16:08
  23. 31.
    Ep 122: Rapping Tom Hanks, Inspector Gadget, and Wild Wild West (A Day at the Movies)02/27/2020
    1:05:26
  24. 32.
    Ep 121: "Laffy Taffy" by D4L02/17/2020
    53:34
  25. 33.
    Ep 120: The *Three* Types of Love Songs (With Special Guest Professor Withersbee)02/10/2020
    1:12:13
  26. 34.
    Ep 119: "It's Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul02/03/2020
    1:01:23
  27. 35.
    Ep 118: "Rockstar" by Nickelback01/28/2020
    48:39
  28. 36.
    Ep 117: Listener Submitted Bad Songs, Part 6!01/20/2020
    53:17
  29. 37.
    Bonus Ep: Shana Lynette Heard Our Podcast...01/16/2020
    18:20
  30. 38.
    Ep 116: Animal-Fronted Death Metal Bands (Caninus and Hatebeak)01/13/2020
    47:44
  31. 39.
    Minisode: "Sexism in Video Games" by Mike Russell01/06/2020
    6:01
  32. 40.
    Ep 115: Songtopsy Year in Review (B-Side)12/30/2019
    39:26
  33. 41.
    Ep 114: "Funky, Funky Xmas" by New Kids on the Block12/23/2019
    52:30
  34. 42.
    Ep 113: "Mr. Russian, Please Don't Shoot Down Santa's Sleigh" by Shana Lynette12/16/2019
    47:23
  35. 43.
    Ep 112: "Closed on Sunday" by Kanye West12/09/2019
    1:02:53
  36. 44.
    Ep 111: The Music of Charles Manson11/25/2019
    1:18:03
  37. 45.
    Ep 110: "Shake the Baby Silent" by Lordi11/19/2019
    58:08
  38. 46.
    Ep 109: "Jam (Turn It Up)" by Kim Kardashian11/11/2019
    1:05:00
  39. 47.
    Ep 108: Best Of Listener Submitted Bad Songs11/04/2019
    1:01:48
  40. 48.
    Ep 107: Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees (Themes), aka Alice Cooper vs The Fat Boys10/28/2019
    1:10:21
  41. 49.
    Ep 106: “Halloween” by Aqua, aka Murder Duet10/22/2019
    48:43
  42. 50.
    Ep 105: "Incubus" by Radio Werewolf, aka You're a Satanism Nerd10/15/2019
    1:03:00
  43. 51.
    Ep 104: Songs That Did NOT Age Well (B-Sides)10/07/2019
    49:33
  44. 52.
    Ep 103: "Alone" by Falling In Reverse09/30/2019
    57:45
  45. 53.
    Ep 102: "Betrayed" by Lil Xan09/23/2019
    50:55
  46. 54.
    Minisode: Where have we Been/DJ Steve Trolinger09/11/2019
    5:08
  47. 55.
    Ep 101: Listener Submitted Bad Songs, Part 508/28/2019
    59:34
  48. 56.
    Ep 100: "Baby" by Justin Bieber08/19/2019
    57:08
  49. 57.
    Ep 99: "MacArthur Park" by Richard (Dumbledore) Harris07/29/2019
    1:00:45
  50. 58.
    Ep 98: "Thong Song" by Sisqó07/15/2019
    54:39
  51. 59.
    Ep 97: "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" by Toby Keith07/04/2019
    56:06
  52. 60.
    Ep 96: "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV06/24/2019
    55:38
  53. 61.
    Ep 95: The Worst Marvel Movie Songs06/17/2019
    1:04:47
  54. 62.
    Ep 94: "Daddy" by Die Antwoord06/10/2019
    1:03:04
  55. 63.
    Ep 93: "Golden Shower" by Lindemann, aka Rammstein in English06/03/2019
    46:25
  56. 64.
    Ep 92: R. Kelly, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Other Artists We'll NEVER Cover (B-Sides)05/20/2019
    52:26
  57. 65.
    Ep 91: "All Star" by Smash Mouth05/13/2019
    52:56
  58. 66.
    Ep 90: "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine, aka Sentimental Trucker Music04/29/2019
    1:07:23
  59. 67.
    Ep 89: "Invisible" by Clay Aiken04/23/2019
    52:17
  60. 68.
    Ep 88: The Elon Musk Rap Song "RIP Harambe"04/15/2019
    46:04
  61. 69.
    Ep 87: Listener Submitted Bad Songs, Part 4!04/08/2019
    1:02:28
  62. 70.
    Ep 86: The *Official* Wrestling Album (B-Sides)04/01/2019
    53:18
  63. 71.
    Minisode: Dapper Devil Productions!03/25/2019
    3:52
  64. 72.
    Ep 85: "We Built This City" by Starship03/19/2019
    54:27
  65. 73.
    Ep 84: "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell03/11/2019
    56:50
  66. 74.
    Ep 83: The Music of Scientology, Part 203/04/2019
    1:02:53
  67. 75.
    Ep 82: The Music of Scientology, Part 102/25/2019
    1:02:01
  68. 76.
    Ep 81: "Lady Bump" by Penny McLean, aka "AHHHHHHHHHGGGG!"02/18/2019
    47:35
  69. 77.
    Ep 80: Love Themes from Action Films02/12/2019
    1:08:01
  70. 78.
    Ep 79: Is Imagine Dragons *Really* the Worst Band? (B-Sides)02/04/2019
    35:31
  71. 79.
    Ep 78: "Crank That" by Soulja Boy01/28/2019
    55:16
  72. 80.
    Ep 77: "4'33" by John Cage01/21/2019
    1:01:11
  73. 81.
    Ep 76: "R2deepthroat" by Emmure01/14/2019
    51:12
  74. 82.
    Ep 75: "Happy Ending" by Hopsin01/07/2019
    54:50
  75. 83.
    Ep 74: Let's Discuss "Baby, It's Cold Outside..."12/30/2018
    34:23
  76. 84.
    Ep 73: "Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Christmas" by John Denver12/24/2018
    48:50
  77. 85.
    Ep 72: Listener Submitted Bad Songs, Part 3!12/17/2018
    1:02:56
  78. 86.
    Ep 71: Tolkien and Metal (B-Sides)12/10/2018
    41:08
  79. 87.
    Minisode: Thank You's and MOON METAL!12/03/2018
    5:18
  80. 88.
    Ep 70: When Musicians Brawl: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj vs Insane Clown Posse vs Limp Bizkit vs The Gallagher Brothers (B-Sides)11/26/2018
    1:03:49
  81. 89.
    Ep 69: "Son Don't Go Near the Indians" by Rex Allen11/19/2018
    46:19
  82. 90.
    Ep 68: Saturday Morning Cartoon Themes, Part II11/05/2018
    57:50
  83. 91.
    Ep 67: "Dragula" by Rob Zombie10/30/2018
    49:14
  84. 92.
    Ep 66: The Hungarian Suicide Song10/23/2018
    46:24
  85. 93.
    Ep 65: "M.I.L.F $" by Fergie10/15/2018
    57:39
  86. 94.
    Ep 64: The Synth Powered by Blood (B-Sides)10/08/2018
    42:06
  87. 95.
    Ep 63: "About That Life" by Attila10/02/2018
    54:20
  88. 96.
    Ep 62: "Baby Shark" and Other Viral Hits09/24/2018
    41:35
  89. 97.
    Ep 61: "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline09/17/2018
    47:52
  90. 98.
    Ep 60: The Siberian "Well to Hell" Recordings (B-Sides)09/10/2018
    35:04
  91. 99.
    Ep 59: "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf09/03/2018
    55:54
  92. 100.
    Ep 58: The Worst of "Scorpion" by Drake08/20/2018
    49:42
  93. 101.
    Ep 57: Dead Musician Holograms (Deep Cut/B-Sides)08/13/2018
    41:00
  94. 102.
    Minisode- The 6ix9ine GUMMO parody "SHO-GUMMO" by Mike Russell ft. Stupid Smart08/06/2018
    4:34
  95. 103.
    Ep 56: "Mothers Be Aware" With Special Guest Ian Brodsky07/31/2018
    1:05:24
  96. 104.
    Ep 55: "Deepest Bluest" by LL Cool J (From "Deep Blue Sea")07/23/2018
    52:51
  97. 105.
    Ep 54: "Freaxxx" by Brokencyde07/16/2018
    54:01
  98. 106.
    Ep 53: "The King That Never Was" aka Lawyer Metal07/09/2018
    52:29
  99. 107.
    Ep 52: U.S-Funded Immigrant Propaganda Music06/25/2018
    46:45
  100. 108.
    Minisode: But There's Nothing Mini About These ANNOUNCEMENTS!06/18/2018
    6:30
  101. 109.
    Ep 51: “Hi Bich” by Bhad Bhabie, aka the “Cash Me Outside” Girl06/12/2018
    53:56
  102. 110.
    Ep 50: The Hamilton Porn Parody Musical, “Hamiltoe”06/04/2018
    52:43
  103. 111.
    Ep 49: “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”05/28/2018
    46:21
  104. 112.
    Ep 48: Top WTF Movie Themes05/21/2018
    59:19
  105. 113.
    Ep 47: Listener Submitted Bad Songs, Part 2!05/14/2018
    47:55
  106. 114.
    Ep 46: “Ye vs. the People” and "Lift Yourself” by Kanye West05/07/2018
    1:04:29
  107. 115.
    Ep 45: “Summer Girls” by LFO04/30/2018
    50:23
  108. 116.
    Ep 44: “Rattlesnake” by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard04/23/2018
    40:46
  109. 117.
    Minisode- The Bloopertopsy Report04/16/2018
    4:18
  110. 118.
    Ep 43: “Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock, or "Motown, You Jackass!"04/09/2018
    44:29
  111. 119.
    4/1 Special- The Lost 1934 Original Songtopsy Episode04/01/2018
    41:33
  112. 120.
    Ep 42: Coq Roq, The Burger King Metal Band03/26/2018
    43:11
  113. 121.
    Ep 41: “GUMMO” by 6ix9ine03/19/2018
    43:55
  114. 122.
    Ep 40: “Good Time” by Paris Hilton ft. Lil Wayne03/12/2018
    48:06
  115. 123.
    Ep 39: "Jump In My Car" by David Hasselhoff03/05/2018
    48:55
  116. 124.
    Ep 38: “Bring It Back” by Lil Yachty02/26/2018
    45:06
  117. 125.
    Ep 37: "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage02/19/2018
    43:59
  118. 126.
    Ep 36: Listener Submitted Bad Songs!02/12/2018
    48:34
  119. 127.
    Minisode- Justin Timberlake Superbowl Show, ft. Prince Hologram and Selfie Kid02/05/2018
    14:26
  120. 128.
    Ep 35: “Graduation (Friends Forever)” by Vitamin C, aka “Weaponized Nostalgia”01/29/2018
    46:29
  121. 129.
    Ep 34: "Gucci Gang" by Lil Pump, or "ESKETIT!!!"01/22/2018
    51:56
  122. 130.
    Ep 33: “Achy Breaky Heart” and “Achy Breaky 2” by Billy Ray Cyrus01/15/2018
    48:34
  123. 131.
    Ep 32: The Worst James Bond Theme Songs01/08/2018
    55:12
  124. 132.
    Ep 31: “Romping Shop” by Vybz Kartel, or “There's No Problems Mon, Only Situations”01/01/2018
    53:31
  125. 133.
    Ep 30: “Do They Know it’s Christmas?” by Band Aid, Featuring a Dramatic Reading of Scary German Christmas Poetry12/25/2017
    1:00:26
  126. 134.
    Ep 29: The Most Insane Christmas Song Ever Written ("An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy’s Home)")12/18/2017
    44:28
  127. 135.
    Ep 28: That Star Wars Christmas Album with Bon Jovi (“Christmas in the Stars”)12/11/2017
    54:07
  128. 136.
    Ep 27: “Christmas in the Sand” by Colbie Caillat, featuring Erotic Santa Fiction12/04/2017
    43:32
  129. 137.
    Ep 26: “The Christmas Shoes” by Newsong, a.k.a God is a Psychopath11/27/2017
    1:01:56
  130. 138.
    Ep 25: “Black Metal ist Krieg” by Nargaroth, aka “The 4 Words to Every Woman’s Heart”11/20/2017
    47:25
  131. 139.
    Ep 24: Saturday Morning TV Themes- Big Bad Beetleborgs, Toxic Crusaders, and Sonic Underground (the Cartoon Cavalcade!)11/13/2017
    47:24
  132. 140.
    Ep 23: “Get Lit” by Will Smith; midlife crisis or SCIENTOLOGY PROPAGANDA???11/06/2017
    47:32
  133. 141.
    Ep 22: “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” by Tim Curry, aka “it's not really the CRAZIEST night ever until someone whips out a tambourine"10/30/2017
    40:32
  134. 142.
    Ep 21: “A Nightmare on My Street” by Will Smith, or that time Will Smith got sued for rapping about Freddy Krueger10/23/2017
    53:18
  135. 143.
    Ep 20: “Monster Rap” by Bobby Boris Pickett, or the Monster Mash guy gave you a voice, now RAP FOR DADDY!10/16/2017
    44:47
  136. 144.
    Ep 19: “Flatline” by B.o.B, the anti-Neil DeGrasse Tyson diss track from a Flat Earther10/09/2017
    59:31
  137. 145.
    Ep 18: “Surrounded by Silence” by Design the Skyline, or “This song is weaponized sound”09/26/2017
    47:08
  138. 146.
    Ep 17: “Mr. Tambourine Man” by William Shatner, or “The only way to win sometimes is to go full-crazy”09/19/2017
    49:50
  139. 147.
    Ep 16: “Rasputin” by Boney M, or “The Tupac of Russia”09/11/2017
    45:27
  140. 148.
    Ep 15: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor Swift, or “First it was Martin Luther’s 95 Theses, then it was Kim Kardashian’s 22 Snaps”09/05/2017
    56:33
  141. 149.
    Ep 14: “Smell Yo D**k” by Riskay feat. Aviance and Real, aka "Hentar Nektarkring, the Evil Intergalactic Space Lord"08/29/2017
    42:42
  142. 150.
    Ep 13: "Friday" by Rebecca Black, or "Rebecca Black is the General Petraeus of music"08/22/2017
    49:17
  143. 151.
    Ep 12: Big Lurch, the cannibal rapper (“I Did it to You!”)08/14/2017
    57:37
  144. 152.
    Ep 11: "Go Go Power Rangers" by Ron Wasserman, or "I'll never let go Jack...of the Power Crystals to this Zord!"08/08/2017
    47:14
  145. 153.
    Ep 10: "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit, or Sasquatch and the Durst Doctrine07/31/2017
    44:20
  146. 154.
    Ep 9: "Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley ft. LL Cool J, or "Tall frappuccino for Mr. White Man?"07/24/2017
    53:01
  147. 155.
    Ep 8: "Just Got Paid Let's Get Laid" by Millionaires, or "Arousal + Shame = Normal Operating Procedure"07/18/2017
    45:37
  148. 156.
    Ep 7: "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas, or "Do you even KNOW how much a camel costs?"07/11/2017
    49:44
  149. 157.
    Ep 6: "Jailbait" by Ted Nugent, or "This is objectively horrible"07/04/2017
    42:26
  150. 158.
    Ep 5: "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse, or "The Death Metal Adventures of Taco Detective"06/27/2017
    49:16
  151. 159.
    Ep 4: "Best Friend" by Toy-Box, or "Any chance you ate your twin brother in the womb?"06/20/2017
    46:11
  152. 160.
    Ep 3: "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavigne, or "I ate his brains with fava beans and smarties"05/31/2017
    49:25
  153. 161.
    Ep 2: "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse, or "This is how Trump got elected"05/31/2017
    48:49
  154. 162.
    Ep 1: "Butterfly" by Crazy Town, or "Satan is the Brimstone Slugger!"05/31/2017
    46:44

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