Weird AF News

By Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

  1. 1.
    Floridaman exposes himself to toll booth workers. Floridaman shot after fleeing from dinosaurs.
    15:59
  2. 2.
    Gay priest refuses to marry heterosexuals. Lawyer arrested for walking beach with a bloody knife.
    18:33
  3. 3.
    School wants kids to stop barking like dogs. Wooly Mammoth is coming back from extinction.
    15:39
  4. 4.
    Cows are using toilets in order to save then planet. Bee stings on the penis will enlarge it or not?
    14:54
  5. 5.
    Ex wife steals frozen brains and bodies from ex husband. Affordable housing in outer space to come.
    17:30
  6. 6.
    Floridaman shows police his anus on his wedding day. Naked woman drives into a Florida shootout.
    20:16
  7. 7.
    Generous Pope buys 15,000 ice creams for prisoners. Removing a condom without permission outlawed.
    20:59
  8. 8.
    Man stole 700 pairs of women's panties. Man named Adolf Hitler wins a local election somehow.
    14:49
  1. 9.
    Erotic satanic writer and a Bishop equals love. Cats are stressed out by this work at home lifest
    19:08
  2. 10.
    Florida woman pulls a knife over a fart dispute at a dollar store. Barber shot gunman over haircut.
    23:13
  3. 11.
    I don't practice Santeria! But if I did I would need a goat. China bans sissy boys from television.
    16:50
  4. 12.
    San Fran will pay you for not shooting people. Drunk man arrested for trying to direct traffic.
    18:51
  5. 13.
    Man cut off his penis during police highway pursuit. Camping inside churches is popular in UK.
    14:23
  6. 14.
    Sex-crazed giant spiders attack! Man used scoreboard at a baseball game to break with his girl
    18:41
  7. 15.
    Florida woman threw cat into a river. Floridaman falls asleep in Wendy's drive-thru.
    18:58
  8. 16.
    Students acting and dressing like cats. Reno is banning whips in public.
    17:02
  9. 17.
    Man glues his penis to death. Eating a hotdog takes 36 minutes off your life new study finds.
    16:57
  10. 18.
    Zoo bans woman having an affair with chimpanzee. World's fastest roller coaster breaks rider's bones
    16:43
  11. 19.
    No more drunk driving your elephant. Man stole 50 luxury cars for his 16 girlfriends.
    14:43
  12. 20.
    Florida teacher calls the kids half-breeds. Woman pulled over for having man inside a dog cage.
    22:43
  13. 21.
    Be buried next to Marilyn Monroe for $2mil. Baked Bean Bandit is leaving beans on people's cars.
    17:53
  14. 22.
    Batman's sidekick Robin comes out of the closet. Alligator attacks a woman during a birthday party.
    17:00
  15. 23.
    America's best restroom finalists. How many Dollar Stores are too many?
    14:23
  16. 24.
    Stolen horse found in man's bedroom. Canadian police: beware of hay scams!
    15:13
  17. 25.
    Florida woman test drives a car, then steals it. Lady pushes her baby into traffic while laughing.
    19:20
  18. 26.
    Glory holes are approved for pandemic sex practices. Baller takes his helicopter to Dairy Queen.
    19:13
  19. 27.
    Man tattoos a child in McDonald's. China will ban karaoke songs deemed to be a security threat.
    22:35
  20. 28.
    Woman licks everything to stay healthy. Old Nazi fan in trouble for the WW II tank in his basement.
    19:23
  21. 29.
    Do not hike to the Dildo sign. Also do not punch Olympic horses. Do go to the robot cafe in Tokyo.
    20:09
  22. 30.
    Drunk Floridaman picks up child at daycare, then returns to pick child up from daycare. And pythons!
    16:57
  23. 31.
    Parrots separated for swearing at the zoo visitors. An app tells you if your cat is happy.
    27:10
  24. 32.
    Too many drunk drivers overwhelm a DUI checkpoint. Iceberg collapses at the Titanic Museum.
    18:33
  25. 33.
    Man inserts live eel in his butt to cure constipation. A bacon shortage might be in our future NO!
    18:25
  26. 34.
    Florida invaded by penis snakes! Floridaman tried to walk on water all the way to NY.
    18:52
  27. 35.
    Trailer park for swingers opens! Flight attendants are training to defend against unruly passengers.
    15:03
  28. 36.
    I rob you! But also offer you sex my wife! A shooter is stoned to death by entire party.
    16:38
  29. 37.
    Doomsday music vault will survive nuclear war. Teens kill an old man over his Twitter handle.
    17:15
  30. 38.
    Man with no arms offered to touch women's feet at Walmart. Teen awarded $20k for unique Dorito chip.
    16:03
  31. 39.
    Naked Florida woman skinny dipping in stranger's pool. Floridaman bear maces Bath and Body Works.
    19:44
  32. 40.
    Bra bucks aren't accepted during heatwave. Should you ask your child permission to change diaper?
    20:48
  33. 41.
    China holds contest for the best sperm. Pigeon racing dispute results in a sword stabbing.
    17:10
  34. 42.
    Lady goes on masturbation spree inside all parked cars. Video game sells for record $1.56 milllion.
    17:38
  35. 43.
    Kids love the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey". Lady breaks into dentist office, pulls teeth from patient
    17:13
  36. 44.
    Floridaman tried to teach gator a lesson with wrestling. Man sells illegal iguanas out of his SUV.
    20:59
  37. 45.
    Apple is afraid of the number 69. Library book is returned 300 years late.
    16:12
  38. 46.
    Futuristic toilet turns your poo into digital currency. It's now legal to get your haircut on Sunday
    17:16
  39. 47.
    Man used horse noises to torture neighbors for two years. Hundreds claim to have had sex with aliens
    17:26
  40. 48.
    Tiger testicles, bowling balls and "Woke Coke"
    16:13
  41. 49.
    Floridaman pretends to be fireworks. Woman crashes into many cars on her way to "get to the moon".
    16:03
  42. 50.
    Swingers festival disrupts a small peaceful village. Peacock assassin hired off Craigslist.
    20:59

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