Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

By DREAD Podcast Network

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

  1. 1.
    Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey
    2:22:06
  2. 2.
    Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)”
    2:18:42
  3. 3.
    Ep. 159: Candyman (1992): “The Tale of That F#!$ing Baby”
    2:35:46
  4. 4.
    Ep. 158: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - THEY LIVE: “The Tale of Drinks in October”
    2:27:42
  5. 5.
    Ep. 157: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of February in August”
    2:13:55
  6. 6.
    Ep. 156: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: “The Tale of the Terrible Trials of Climbing into a Raft Naked”
    2:29:16
  7. 7.
    Ep. 155: Caveat: “The Tale of Very Expensive Itemized Invoices”
    2:13:12
  8. 8.
    Ep. 154: Werewolves Within: “The Tale of the Longest Scarf”
    2:25:37
  1. 9.
    Ep. 153: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - Leprechaun: “The Tale of St. Paddy’s Day in July”
    3:00:53
  2. 10.
    Ep. 152: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of Winter in Summer”
    2:01:30
  3. 11.
    Ep. 151: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of September in July”
    1:44:46
  4. 12.
    Ep. 150: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of October in June”
    1:39:26
  5. 13.
    Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb”
    2:34:36
  6. 14.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 9: Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith
    45:38
  7. 15.
    Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All”
    2:10:06
  8. 16.
    Ep. 147: Alien: “The Tale of SPACE Space”
    2:27:15
  9. 17.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 8: Mike Mendez and Sadie Katz
    43:20
  10. 18.
    Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead”
    2:33:31
  11. 19.
    Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science”
    2:09:10
  12. 20.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 7: Matt Mercer and Graham Skipper
    46:32
  13. 21.
    Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’”
    2:02:58
  14. 22.
    Ep. 143: Lucky: “The Tale of ‘Blueberries’”
    1:42:56
  15. 23.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 6: Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani
    44:41
  16. 24.
    Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II”
    2:29:04
  17. 25.
    Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones”
    2:43:30
  18. 26.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 5: Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens
    39:42
  19. 27.
    Ep. 140: Lights Out: “The Tale of Reverse Peter Panning”
    2:09:48
  20. 28.
    Ep. 139: Uncle Peckerhead: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Biopic”
    1:59:26
  21. 29.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 4: Maritte (Marty) Go and Hana Mae Lee
    39:34
  22. 30.
    Ep. 138: Hunter, Hunter: “The Tale of Homonym Problems”
    2:07:29
  23. 31.
    Ep. 137: Oculus: “The Tale of Personal Growth Mindset Work for Mirrors”
    2:45:13
  24. 32.
    Ep. 136: The House on Sorority Row: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Assortment of Cane Toppers”
    2:42:14
  25. 33.
    Ep. 135: Attack the Block: “The Tale of the Poor Man’s Peloton”
    2:40:08
  26. 34.
    Ep. 134: Antebellum: “The Tale of How Racists Don’t Deserve the Moon”
    2:22:37
  27. 35.
    Ep. 133: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: “The Tale of Sir Kotzwinkle the Emu”
    2:51:36
  28. 36.
    Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar
    4:48
  29. 37.
    Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery
    3:46:06
  30. 38.
    Ep. 131: Jennifer’s Body: “The Tale of Kim and Ket in 2009” Plus! An Interview with Caitlin Durante
    3:12:10
  31. 39.
    Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields
    3:27:32
  32. 40.
    Ep. 129: Re-Animator: “The Tale of Spooky Trips in the Uppy-Downy” Plus! An Exclusive Interview with Barbara Crampton
    2:42:36
  33. 41.
    Ep. 128: Gretel and Hansel: “The Tale of Smelling Kim Too Much and Now It’s Super Weird”
    2:30:18
  34. 42.
    Ep. 127: Pyewacket: “The Tale of Sleeveless Turtlenecks”
    2:15:38
  35. 43.
    Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”
    2:42:34
  36. 44.
    Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted”
    2:20:48
  37. 45.
    Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy”
    2:42:34
  38. 46.
    Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy”
    2:46:55
  39. 47.
    Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan”
    2:29:02
  40. 48.
    Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface”
    2:29:08
  41. 49.
    Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop”
    2:07:32
  42. 50.
    Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies”
    2:37:48

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