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This or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

By Chris, Danielle, & Joshua

You've played Would You Rather before, but never like this. Welcome to the world of This or That, the podcast where no subject is off limits and no option is left unexplored. You can't help but play along as Chris, Joshua, and Danielle tackle each week's topics with humor, intelligence, and a touch of raunchiness. New episodes each Monday.

  1. 1.
    146 - Mufasa's End or Scar's Fate11/12/2018
    16:29
  2. 2.
    145 - Snot Whopper or Vomit Burger11/05/2018
    16:42
  3. 3.
    144 - Dirt Nap or Cat Nap10/29/2018
    20:59
  4. 4.
    143 - Dime Stretch or Big Score10/22/2018
    20:30
  5. 5.
    142 - Mom Punch or Mom Tattoo10/15/2018
    13:11
  6. 6.
    141 - Pogo Stick or Tricycle10/08/2018
    17:47
  7. 7.
    140 - The Sit Shits or The Brown Worm Entree10/01/2018
    20:26
  8. 8.
    139 - Baby a Day or Triplets for a Year09/24/2018
    25:54
  1. 9.
    138 - Diary Exposure or Who's My Daddy09/17/2018
    12:56
  2. 10.
    137 - Admit to Incest or Counterfeit Cancer09/10/2018
    19:35
  3. 11.
    136 - Open Heart Surgery or Bomb Diffusion09/03/2018
    19:01
  4. 12.
    135 - Hi, I'm a Sex Offender or Butt Sniffing08/27/2018
    13:45
  5. 13.
    134 - Always Dress Like Harry Potter or Mickey Mouse08/20/2018
    15:36
  6. 14.
    133 - Post Vomit Sex or Post Poop Sex08/13/2018
    19:45
  7. 15.
    132 - Urethra Worm or Urine Trouble08/06/2018
    14:13
  8. 16.
    131 - Bug Bite or Termite Prone07/30/2018
    15:39
  9. 17.
    130 - $30k a year or $1M with 9 Kids07/23/2018
    25:03
  10. 18.
    129 - Givin' It All Away or Never Lock Your Doors07/16/2018
    15:02
  11. 19.
    128 - Half a Shot of Bleach or a Poison Ivy Salad07/09/2018
    14:47
  12. 20.
    127 - Believe You Are A War Criminal or Jesus Christ07/02/2018
    18:21
  13. 21.
    126 - Knife Thrower's Assistant or Lion Tamer06/25/2018
    18:47
  14. 22.
    125 - Stanley Cup Goalie or Super Bowl Halftime Performer06/18/2018
    20:57
  15. 23.
    124 - Gassy Climax or Love Sickness06/11/2018
    13:13
  16. 24.
    123 - Wang Cut or Finger Chop06/04/2018
    16:27
  17. 25.
    122 - Derelict Dentist or Objectionable Optometrist05/28/2018
    19:35
  18. 26.
    121 - Fake Telekinesis or Fictional Alien Visit05/21/2018
    12:50
  19. 27.
    120 - Hot Meat Lovin' or Raw Meat Lovin'05/14/2018
    11:27
  20. 28.
    119 - Cheek Squeeze or Funeral Fap05/07/2018
    20:48
  21. 29.
    118 - History Test or Geography Test04/30/2018
    7:22
  22. 30.
    117 - Muffin Baby or Knife Chicken04/23/2018
    11:11
  23. 31.
    116 - Alone for 10 Years or Sleep for 50004/16/2018
    14:32
  24. 32.
    115 - Fly Covered Ice Cream or Roach Filled Ice Cream04/09/2018
    17:58
  25. 33.
    114 - Teeth for Pubes or Pubes for Teeth04/02/2018
    15:41
  26. 34.
    113 - Laugh Track or Theme Music03/26/2018
    16:14
  27. 35.
    112 - Trunk Chicken or Pizza Puke03/19/2018
    13:15
  28. 36.
    111 - Heater in the Summer or A/C in the Winter03/12/2018
    11:25
  29. 37.
    110 - Flame On or Self Inflicted Wound03/05/2018
    19:50
  30. 38.
    109 - Forever Itchy or Always Sticky02/26/2018
    16:43
  31. 39.
    108 - Dick Nose or Racist Tattoo02/19/2018
    16:29
  32. 40.
    107 - Always Wear Mittens or Always Wear Roller Skates02/12/2018
    19:09
  33. 41.
    106 - Crossfit Fanatic or Have Diabetes02/05/2018
    27:32
  34. 42.
    105 - Penis Sized Nipple or Nipple Sized Penis01/29/2018
    15:44
  35. 43.
    104 - Beef Binge or Wasabi Bath01/22/2018
    19:39
  36. 44.
    103 - Sneezegasm or Coughrination01/15/2018
    19:59
  37. 45.
    102 - Ten Inch Eyelashes or Circular Eyebrows01/08/2018
    18:30
  38. 46.
    101 - Say Your Name or Exit Theme Music01/01/2018
    15:39
  39. 47.
    100 - All You Can Eat or All You Can Drink12/25/2017
    20:38
  40. 48.
    99 - Vomit Once or Poop Ten Times Per Day12/18/2017
    17:01
  41. 49.
    98 - Rhyme Words or Miss Words12/11/2017
    20:14
  42. 50.
    97 - Drive Real Fast or Drive Real Slow12/04/2017
    18:13
  43. 51.
    96 - Run From Your Date or Your Date Runs From You11/27/2017
    16:33
  44. 52.
    95 - Gravy in your Plumbing or Potatoes in your Pants11/20/2017
    21:32
  45. 53.
    94 - Adopt 20 Dogs or Adopt 20 Cats11/13/2017
    18:22
  46. 54.
    93 - Always Wear Leggings or a Crop Top11/06/2017
    19:26
  47. 55.
    92 - Haunted by a Racist Ghost or Sorrounded by Flies10/30/2017
    20:26
  48. 56.
    91 - Bone Furniture or Skin Covered Walls10/23/2017
    18:53
  49. 57.
    90 - 30 Day Candy Binge or Live in a Haunted House10/16/2017
    21:03
  50. 58.
    89 - Room with Juggalos or Board with Pennywise10/09/2017
    20:46
  51. 59.
    88 - 24/7 Costume Wearing or 365 Pumpkin Head10/02/2017
    17:29
  52. 60.
    87 - One TV Show or One Musical Artist09/25/2017
    20:19
  53. 61.
    86 - Robot Voice or Power Gloves09/18/2017
    16:28
  54. 62.
    85 - Cheater or Cheatee09/11/2017
    15:48
  55. 63.
    84 - Feed 'em Like a Bird or Clean 'em Like a Kitten09/04/2017
    14:55
  56. 64.
    83 - Gory Goring or Cruel Constriction08/28/2017
    22:23
  57. 65.
    82 - Social Justice Warrior or Men's Rights Activist08/21/2017
    19:01
  58. 66.
    81 - Donald Trump Doppelganger or Most Wanted Lookalike08/14/2017
    18:12
  59. 67.
    80 - Sexy Spit Up or Erotic Excrement08/07/2017
    19:12
  60. 68.
    79 - Cat-astrophic Claw or Murderous Mouth07/31/2017
    21:06
  61. 69.
    78 - I Love You or You Love Me07/24/2017
    21:29
  62. 70.
    77 - Lick the Toilet or Lick the Floor07/17/2017
    18:15
  63. 71.
    76 - Risk Death or Monopolize Living07/10/2017
    17:29
  64. 72.
    75 - Drug Addict Santa or Sexy Santa07/03/2017
    18:18
  65. 73.
    74 - High Skill, High Doubt or Low Skill, Low Doubt06/26/2017
    16:28
  66. 74.
    73 - Delicious Deodorant or Pleasing Pencils06/19/2017
    16:48
  67. 75.
    72 - Captain Planet or Scooby Doo06/12/2017
    22:57
  68. 76.
    71 - Leaky Trash Juice or Chunky Couch Crumbles06/05/2017
    12:06
  69. 77.
    70 - Avid Sports Fan or Streetside Rapper05/29/2017
    24:54
  70. 78.
    69 - Spider Face or Spider Body05/22/2017
    15:05
  71. 79.
    68 - Slippy Socks or Wobbly Tables05/15/2017
    14:57
  72. 80.
    67 - Old School Jams or Gen Z LOLs05/08/2017
    15:56
  73. 81.
    66 - Fast Travel or Paid Travel05/01/2017
    23:22
  74. 82.
    65 - To Be or Not To Be04/24/2017
    18:57
  75. 83.
    64 - Elevator Excrement or Public Puking04/17/2017
    13:55
  76. 84.
    63 - Sean Spicer or Kelly Anne Conway04/10/2017
    24:43
  77. 85.
    62 - Caught In A Mosh or Surfin' USA04/03/2017
    15:56
  78. 86.
    61 - Eaten Alive or Buried Alive03/27/2017
    17:03
  79. 87.
    60 - Unfunny Funnyman or Phys Ed PhD03/20/2017
    21:21
  80. 88.
    59 - Find a Baby or Find a Head03/13/2017
    26:05
  81. 89.
    58 - Nasty Food, Happy Bowels or Happy Food, Nasty Bowels03/06/2017
    20:31
  82. 90.
    57 - Eat a Pine Cone or Shit a Pine Cone02/27/2017
    20:41
  83. 91.
    56 - Sewage Swim or Body Buffet02/20/2017
    24:09
  84. 92.
    55 - Belly Brewery or Bleed Your Own Blood02/13/2017
    21:42
  85. 93.
    54 - Incompetent Aviator or Clueless Captain02/06/2017
    23:33
  86. 94.
    53 - Super Hot Super Dumb Spouse or Super Hot Super Dumb You01/30/2017
    24:50
  87. 95.
    52 - Drink All Day or Smoke All Night01/23/2017
    23:13
  88. 96.
    51 - 12 Week Trash Heap or Food Desert01/16/2017
    20:09
  89. 97.
    50 - Poop SMS or Sex Tape01/09/2017
    19:12
  90. 98.
    49 - Stinky Skunk Smells or Cheesy Hot Sweats01/02/2017
    19:15
  91. 99.
    48 - Kingpin of Crime or Long Arm of the Law12/26/2016
    24:49
  92. 100.
    47 - Smartest Man Alive or Dumbest Man Alive12/19/2016
    23:44
  93. 101.
    46 - Cash for Ass or Boner for Your Boss12/12/2016
    22:42
  94. 102.
    45 - "Got a tampon?" or "Got weed?"12/05/2016
    20:58
  95. 103.
    44 - Always Wear Shades or Always Wear Shoes11/28/2016
    21:12
  96. 104.
    43 - Black Friday Shopocalypse or Elderly Tech Support11/21/2016
    24:53
  97. 105.
    42 - Reply All or Pick Five11/14/2016
    22:03
  98. 106.
    41 - Stub Your Toe Daily or Daily Paper Cuts11/07/2016
    17:55
  99. 107.
    40 - Trump's VP or BBQ for Deplorables10/31/2016
    25:34
  100. 108.
    39 - Torture porn or Lycanthropy10/24/2016
    18:51
  101. 109.
    38 - Telekinetic Teen or Carnivorous Clown10/17/2016
    20:33
  102. 110.
    37 - Elm Street or Camp Crystal Lake10/10/2016
    26:40
  103. 111.
    36 - Eight Legged Infestation or Creepy Clowndemic10/03/2016
    21:14
  104. 112.
    35 - Get Spit or Give Spit09/26/2016
    17:50
  105. 113.
    34 - Always Eat In or Always Eat Out09/19/2016
    21:20
  106. 114.
    33 - Worst Winners or Best Losers09/12/2016
    22:03
  107. 115.
    32 - Sweet Ride or No Traffic09/05/2016
    23:20
  108. 116.
    31 - Poop Flavored Ice Cream or Ice Cream Flavored Poop08/29/2016
    20:13
  109. 117.
    30 - See the Porn or Hear the Porn08/22/2016
    19:33
  110. 118.
    29 - Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire08/15/2016
    19:17
  111. 119.
    28 - Yahoo Answers or WebMD08/08/2016
    19:51
  112. 120.
    27 - Fake Boyfriend or Imaginary Boat08/01/2016
    20:54
  113. 121.
    26 - Unsuitably Happy or Improperly Sad07/25/2016
    16:04
  114. 122.
    25 - Never Eat or Never Sleep07/18/2016
    17:56
  115. 123.
    24 - Walk a Mile or Climb 15 Flights07/11/2016
    18:41
  116. 124.
    23 - Hot Eats or Cool Treats07/04/2016
    20:14
  117. 125.
    22 - Control the Weather or Talk to Animals06/27/2016
    20:39
  118. 126.
    21 - Definitely $20 or Maybe $10006/20/2016
    16:27
  119. 127.
    20 - Fake Accent or Yoda You Talk Like06/13/2016
    23:21
  120. 128.
    19 - No Power or No Water06/06/2016
    14:32
  121. 129.
    18 - Cast On or Wax Off05/30/2016
    23:29
  122. 130.
    17 - Give The Talk or Get The Talk05/23/2016
    21:43
  123. 131.
    16 - True Love or One Million Dollars05/16/2016
    27:18
  124. 132.
    15 - More Than Meets the Eye or Heroes in a Half Shell05/09/2016
    26:23
  125. 133.
    14 - Captain America or Iron Man05/02/2016
    20:34
  126. 134.
    13 - Say Happy Birthday or Eat Birthday Cake04/25/2016
    22:34
  127. 135.
    12 - Sleep in Sand or Walk in Jelly04/18/2016
    16:24
  128. 136.
    11 - Lick Cats or Braid Pubic Hair04/11/2016
    22:40
  129. 137.
    10 - Poop in Public or Indecent Exposure04/04/2016
    18:29
  130. 138.
    9 - Brain Eater or Blood Sucker03/28/2016
    20:56
  131. 139.
    8 - Dark Knight or Man of Steel03/21/2016
    20:09
  132. 140.
    7 - Old Body or Young Brain03/14/2016
    22:08
  133. 141.
    6 - Let Others Watch You or Watch Your Parents03/07/2016
    19:34
  134. 142.
    5 - Three Showers Daily or Once a Month02/29/2016
    19:55
  135. 143.
    4 - Human Lie Detector or Master of Deception02/22/2016
    22:22
  136. 144.
    3 - Perpetual Pink Eye or Incurable Head Lice02/15/2016
    20:06
  137. 145.
    2 - Poop in a Group or Bathroom Blindness02/08/2016
    24:32
  138. 146.
    1 - One Hundred Angry House Cats or One Lion01/28/2016
    23:31

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