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By Jon Hickman, Mark Steadman

Jon Hickman and Mark Steadman seek to better understand and shape the world around them. Each week they assign each-other a piece of homework designed to help their counterpart live a better life, or take one more step along the journey to fully winning at life and conquering the Internet. They also procrastinate. Like, a lot.

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    Episode 69: Pee-pee time first, drinkie time second. Thread: 👇
    49:46
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    Episode 68: You don’t have to be a three-thousand year-old Egyptian king to wear one, but it helps. Thread: 👇
    58:08
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    Episode 67: You can shatter a glass ceiling with a truck. Thread: 👇
    1:03:40
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    Episode 66: Late-stage capitalist learning appses. Thread: 👇
    1:02:29
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    Episode 65: You can’t get 6 people in that car, not even with your shiny trousers on. Thread: 👇
    1:04:02
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    Episode 64: New years and Yorkie tears. Thread: 👇
    48:25
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    Episode 63: The things we're leaving behind. Thread: 👇
    1:24:43
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    Episode 62: Stop making Friendiversary happen. Thread: 👇
    53:48
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    Episode 61: Nurse, envasen these flowers, stat! Thread: 👇
    48:41
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    Episode 60: Greasy sky sausage. Thread: 👇
    47:06
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    Episode 59: There's Jons, Johns, Jonys, Johnnys, Jonnies and Johnnies. And then there's Mark. Thread: 👇
    44:37
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    Episode 58: You can't walk back a chilli. Thread: 👇
    40:48
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    Episode 57: I've seen how they make the sausage. Thread: 👇
    33:27
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    Episode 56: Mark goes postal. Thread: 👇
    41:08
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    Episode 55: Now we're suckin' diesel. Thread: 👇
    43:42
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    Episode 54: Canonical Gammon is a good baddy for Zelda. Thread 👇
    48:56
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    Episode 53: Welcome to my crystal kingdom. Thread: 👇
    36:10
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    Episode 52: You don’t need to pick a hill to get wounded on. Thread: 👇
    37:58
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    Episode 51: Jon's story about a phantom drivewayman is everything right now. Thread: 👇
    56:17
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    Episode 50: There are different Merlins Menn. Thread: 👇
    56:02
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    Episode 49: This is an obligatory musical episode. Thread: 👇
    53:42
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    Episode 48: Daddy just needs a little taste. Thread: 👇
    40:43
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    Episode 47: The millennials are sad again. Thread: 👇
    46:08
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    Episode 46: I’m having to listen to Mark talk about “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!”… get me out of here! Thread: 👇
    31:02
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    Episode 45: Your Watch now thinks you're dead. Thread: 👇
    30:41
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    Episode 44: Big Bic pen pen pot. Thread: 👇
    33:29
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    Episode 43: You can’t see the trees for the wood you’re building. Thread: 👇
    16:52
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    Episode 42: You don't appear to know what a loss-leader is. Thread: 👇
    33:36
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    Episode 41: No-one wants a sad buffet. Thread: 👇
    54:54
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    Episode 40: This is (episode) 40. Thread: 👇
    43:06
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    Episode 39: This is probably too windy for the tape. Thread: 👇
    53:45
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    Episode 38: Your pocket is a fabric tunnel. Thread: 👇
    1:27:54
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    Episode 37: Ouroboros ejaculation. Thread: 👇
    1:27:54
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    Episode 36: I didn't realise I was building a canon. Thread: 👇
    40:34
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    Episode 35: You are the bearded lady of my circus. Thread: 👇
    32:02
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    Episode 34: It’s called self-owning, not cellphoning. Thread: 👇
    43:23
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    Episode 33: Take a look at these because it's the last time you'll see them. Thread: 👇
    1:01:18
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    Episode 32: Multipack. Not for resale. Thread 👇
    49:44
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    Episode 31: You've just disrupted sticking things on a wall. Thread: 👇
    36:56
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    Episode 30: Itty bitty podcast festival planning committee. Thread: 👇
    50:19
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    Episode 29: "You're not the boss of the Internet", said no-one ever. Thread: 👇
    47:15
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    Episode 28: Your podcast invaded my podcast. Thread: 👇
    50:08
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    Episode 27: Jon hasn't fucked a county. Thread: 👇
    46:15
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    Episode 26: We're under no illusions that this is a programme. Thread: 👇
    27:17
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    Episode 25: I didn't know QI had a conceit. Thread: 👇
    30:08
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    Episode 24: No-one is interested in your millennial birthday-week bullshit. Thread: 👇
    42:45
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    Episode 23: You have to work really hard to buy the computer you want. Thread: 👇
    37:21
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    Episode 22: It's .co not .io. Thread: 👇
    47:25
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    Episode 21: You don't know what a dictionary is for. Thread: 👇
    38:17
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    Episode 20: Our hard outs are pressing. Thread: 👇
    51:06

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