The Human Centipod

By The Human Centipod

“Silly, sick and stuck together." Carmen Lynch is a stand up comic ("The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," "Conan"). John Reynolds is a comedy writer (“Late Late Show,” “The President Show”). They’ve been dating for five years and never worked together until the coronavirus forced them into self-quarantine forever. Episodes 1 through 7 were recorded in John's mother's car at an undisclosed location surrounded by most of John’s family. Now they are alone together in one of the Covid-19 epicenters and must continue to record this podcast to maintain their sanity or else the world will end. (Kidding. The world’s going to end anyway.)

  1. 1.
    17: Gay Pride is Here!
    38:04
  2. 2.
    16: Turkish Prisons
    35:07
  3. 3.
    15: Schucking and Swallowing
    38:53
  4. 4.
    14: Alison Pill Is Coming For Us
    37:09
  5. 5.
    13: America: Stop Drinking Cow Pus!
    39:33
  6. 6.
    12: Death 2.0
    34:18
  7. 7.
    11: The Silence of the Gangs
    40:16
  8. 8.
    10: Octoberf*ckfest in April
    31:24
  1. 9.
    9: Tit For Liam Neeson's Tat
    38:30
  2. 10.
    8: Late Night Secrets Revealed
    35:38
  3. 11.
    7: Women's History M...SCARY INTERRUPTION!
    32:38
  4. 12.
    6: Tyler Perry's Royal Family
    34:17
  5. 13.
    5: John and Women's History Month
    38:08
  6. 14.
    4: Ghosting Ghosts
    37:43
  7. 15.
    3: Princess Leia, DDS
    30:41
  8. 16.
    2: Karate Rape
    34:45
  9. 17.
    1: Carmen and John Ruin Valentine's Day
    39:51
  10. 18.
    32: ONE HOUR SEASON FINALE!
    57:42
  11. 19.
    31: One of Us Cries
    36:27
  12. 20.
    30: Wall-To-Wall Ass Stories
    35:01
  13. 21.
    29: The Human CentiPOD Meets The Human CentiPEDE
    38:47
  14. 22.
    28: Attack of the Covid Babysitters
    40:11
  15. 23.
    27: Die Hard: With a Sleepwalker
    38:50
  16. 24.
    26: Merry Poopmas
    35:11
  17. 25.
    25: John's Golden Shower
    38:13
  18. 26.
    24: Psychos We Have Known
    34:59
  19. 27.
    23: When Animals Attack...Sexually
    37:21
  20. 28.
    22: Animal Sex
    33:57
  21. 29.
    20: Three's A Crowd with Jesus Christ
    40:20
  22. 30.
    21: John's Disgusting Mouth
    36:05
  23. 31.
    19: Coming Soon To Your TV: John
    37:04
  24. 32.
    18: The Fifth Year Anniversary Special
    36:11
  25. 33.
    17: John Almost Broke Twitter
    33:38
  26. 34.
    16: Our Famous Friends’ Voicemails
    34:40
  27. 35.
    15: Carmen & John's Gender Reveal Party
    32:19
  28. 36.
    14: Our Sex Secrets (Hi, Mom)
    36:21
  29. 37.
    13: Carmen and John Read Erotica
    22:42
  30. 38.
    12: Amazonian Goddess / Straight Up Genius
    34:01
  31. 39.
    11: Death is Coming
    34:15
  32. 40.
    10: John Joined A Butthole Club
    36:49
  33. 41.
    9: That Goddamn Denise
    36:46
  34. 42.
    8: Heaven and Hell
    37:41
  35. 43.
    7: John Breaks His Mom's Other Arm
    38:20
  36. 44.
    6: Big News!
    37:41
  37. 45.
    5: John Breaks His Mom's Wrist
    34:01
  38. 46.
    4: Rudolph
    37:58
  39. 47.
    3: Please Don't Find the Vaccine Yet
    36:51
  40. 48.
    2: People We Know with Glass Eyeballs
    39:25
  41. 49.
    1: Rita Wilson Has A Penis
    36:09

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