Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms

Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

  1. 1.
    Episode 147: What if Earth spun 10x faster?
    45:00
  2. 2.
    Episode 146: What if all continents were connected?
    43:58
  3. 3.
    Episode 145: What if everything was human-powered?
    53:26
  4. 4.
    Episode 144: Random Superpower Fight 6
    55:46
  5. 5.
    Episode 143: What if concrete didn't exist?
    41:00
  6. 6.
    Episode 142: What if nothing was transparent?
    47:24
  7. 7.
    Episode 141: How would you improve hockey?
    43:14
  8. 8.
    Episode 140: What if all worms were gummy worms? - Lightning Round 14
    48:12
  1. 9.
    Episode 139: What if The Matrix was a real computer?
    59:30
  2. 10.
    Episode 138: He-Man vs G.I. Joe vs Stretch Armstrong [ACTION FIGURE FIGHT]
    59:53
  3. 11.
    Episode 137: What if every animal could fly?
    40:09
  4. 12.
    Episode 136: What if everyone lived in a castle?
    51:48
  5. 13.
    Episode 135: What if all mail stopped?
    49:12
  6. 14.
    Episode 134: What if the portal gun was real? [Video Game Items 2]
    53:39
  7. 15.
    Episode 133: TMNT vs Bowser vs Oogway [TURTLE FIGHT]
    1:00:22
  8. 16.
    Episode 132: What if you could perfectly train sharks?
    50:05
  9. 17.
    Episode 131: What if all digital data disappeared?
    47:01
  10. 18.
    Episode 130: What if all pants disappeared? - Lightning Round 13
    49:23
  11. 19.
    Episode 129: What if you had Spider-Man's powers?
    53:14
  12. 20.
    Episode 128: What if all cows disappeared?
    50:07
  13. 21.
    Why does Ben always win? (Patreon Preview)
    6:14
  14. 22.
    Episode 127: Random Superpower Fight 5
    48:47
  15. 23.
    We can't remember our own show (Patreon Preview)
    4:32
  16. 24.
    Episode 126: 2020 Year-End Remix
    48:10
  17. 25.
    Episode 125: What if every house was a gingerbread house?
    57:25
  18. 26.
    Episode 124: What if you were 6 inches tall? - Throwback 2
    57:24
  19. 27.
    Episode 123: What if Earth was a gas planet? - Earth Grab Bag
    48:33
  20. 28.
    Why are we ditching the Absurdy Awards? (Patreon Preview)
    5:11
  21. 29.
    Episode 122: What if you had Aquaman's powers?
    51:56
  22. 30.
    Episode 121: How would you improve Thanksgiving?
    49:51
  23. 31.
    Episode 120: What if all phones stopped working overnight? - Lightning Round 12
    52:26
  24. 32.
    Episode 119: What if life was like a video game?
    57:13
  25. 33.
    Among Us Tangent (Patreon Preview)
    4:10
  26. 34.
    Episode 118: What if unicorns were real? - Mythical Grab Bag
    48:55
  27. 35.
    Episode 117: What if no one felt fear?
    47:44
  28. 36.
    Episode 116: What if everyone lived underground?
    58:20
  29. 37.
    Episode 115: What if everything was a mirror?
    49:02
  30. 38.
    Episode 114: Full-Sized Vinegar Baking Soda Volcano? - Science Fair Grab Bag
    54:46
  31. 39.
    What is a floor? (Patreon Preview)
    2:48
  32. 40.
    Episode 113: What if everyone lived in a shell?
    47:22
  33. 41.
    Episode 112: Reptar vs Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy vs Powdered Toast Man - [FIGHT]
    1:02:13
  34. 42.
    Episode 111: What if the floor was ACTUALLY lava? - Throwback 1
    55:01
  35. 43.
    Episode 110: What if cows had hands? - Lightning Round 11
    54:32
  36. 44.
    A Non-Audio Podcast? (Patreon Preview)
    2:48
  37. 45.
    Episode 109: What if you could perfectly train cats?
    50:55
  38. 46.
    Episode 108: What if no one had to eat?
    44:49
  39. 47.
    Episode 107: Random Superpower Fight 4
    54:14
  40. 48.
    Episode 106: What if your brain was connected to the internet?
    57:29
  41. 49.
    Grab Bag Episodes (Patreon Preview)
    2:29
  42. 50.
    Episode 105: What if you could perfectly train elephants?
    54:20

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