Every Damn Thing

By Every Damn Thing

Phil and Jake rank everything.

  1. 1.
    53. Podcasts, Ranked Lists, Metatextuality
    55:23
  2. 2.
    52. Caddyshack, Families
    58:20
  3. 3.
    51. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup
    45:41
  4. 4.
    50. Chris Gaines, Sex Re-Ranked (w/ Dave Hause)
    59:35
  5. 5.
    49. Frasier, The British Royal Family, Fast Fashion (w/ Eirinie Carson)
    59:38
  6. 6.
    48. Flashdance, Middle School, Sandwiches
    55:23
  7. 7.
    47. Grocery Outlet, Steven Seagal, Self-Promotion (w/ Pete from Grocery Gamblers & Tiffa from Intermission)
    55:36
  8. 8.
    46. Blade, The Matrix, Bricks
    54:51
  1. 9.
    45. Taco Bell, Batman: The Animated Series, Crossbows
    49:02
  2. 10.
    44. Karaoke, Dippin' Sauce, Landlines, Golden Gate Bridge, Bagels, Goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Carpets
    43:19
  3. 11.
    43. Weird Al, Spaceballs, Warner Bros T-Shirts (w/ Efrem Schulz)
    52:25
  4. 12.
    42. Cinderella, Cinderella, Spinderella
    48:41
  5. 13.
    41. Glitter, Broken Glass, Cows
    36:28
  6. 14.
    40. Dan Aykroyd, Wayne's World, Saturday Night Live
    52:24
  7. 15.
    39. Burritos, Chinatown, Mendocino County (w/ Andy Granelli)
    48:27
  8. 16.
    38. Pancakes, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi (w/ Dave Hause)
    59:25
  9. 17.
    37. Online Dating, Pee-Wee Herman, Public Humiliation
    1:03:41
  10. 18.
    36. Enter the Dragon, Square Pizza, Smell
    47:29
  11. 19.
    35. Lincoln Logs, Interspecies Animal Friends (w/ Space Cadet)
    44:48
  12. 20.
    34. Howard the Duck (w/ Tiffa from Intermission)
    47:45
  13. 21.
    33. Bell Biv DeVoe, War, Jeggings, Transphobia, Hulk Hogan, Jorts, Animal Crackers, Bill Paxton, Skorts
    32:22
  14. 22.
    32. Steve Jobs, Wool, Rod Lavers
    50:27
  15. 23.
    31. Sorry!, Trouble, Monopoly, Video Games
    48:53
  16. 24.
    30. Sriracha, Popeyes Chicken, Jon Voight
    40:05
  17. 25.
    29. Star Wars
    45:38
  18. 26.
    28. Excellent Adventure, Bogus Journey, Face the Music
    54:17
  19. 27.
    27. Snare Drums, Carthage, Puns (w/ Andy Granelli)
    44:20
  20. 28.
    26. Saxophone in Rock Music, It's-It, Triscuits
    48:57
  21. 29.
    25. Top Ramen, Cigarettes, Rats
    47:45
  22. 30.
    24. Boxer, Brief, Commando, Whale Tail
    42:17
  23. 31.
    23. Popeye, Ducks, Shakira, Seedless Watermelon, The Truman Show, No-Show Socks
    22:08
  24. 32.
    22. Trading Places
    35:13
  25. 33.
    21. Peanut Butter Ice Cream, Calamari, Nerf Guns, Christmas Trees, Eggs
    36:56
  26. 34.
    20. McRib, Clement Street, Wind Chimes
    49:12
  27. 35.
    19. Firefighters, Zipper Jeans, Capitalism
    46:02
  28. 36.
    18. Crocs, Barry Bonds, VW Bugs
    43:46
  29. 37.
    17. Handkerchiefs, The Last Starfighter, Run the Jewels
    33:09
  30. 38.
    16. Ice Cube, Dilapidated Shacks, Shaved Ice, Cubed Ice
    41:38
  31. 39.
    15. Daylight Saving Time, The Three Stooges, Antoni Gaudi
    47:12
  32. 40.
    14. Cher, Dolly Parton, Man-Buns
    42:19
  33. 41.
    13. Cheech and Chong, Whoppers, Shirtless Men...
    34:57
  34. 42.
    12. Pigeons, A-Shirts aka "Wifebeaters", Cold Brew Shandy
    33:08
  35. 43.
    11. Plants, Charmander, Sex
    30:37
  36. 44.
    10. Dancing Queen, Midnight Train to Georgia, Do You Know the Way to San Jose, Tulsa Time
    36:26
  37. 45.
    9. Jersey Shore, Toe Shoes, Moist
    35:06
  38. 46.
    8. Watchmen, Watchmen, Watchmen
    41:51
  39. 47.
    7. Donald Duck, Onions, Rye Bread
    38:35
  40. 48.
    6. QAnon, Nail Clippers, Jessica Rabbit
    43:15
  41. 49.
    5. Surge, Josta, Prince, National Debt
    35:18
  42. 50.
    4. Intro to Back That Azz Up, Generation Ships, Coffee
    38:43

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