Wrestling On Earth
Wrestling fans struggle with a lot of uncertainty. Just what is it like going to Wrestlemania? Which wrestlers should they spend their Christmases with? What's inside Darby Allin's car? Wrestling On Earth dot com presents the answer, in Wrestling On Air, where Da T-Boyz Tom (@TomBlargh) and Tim (@TimWelcomed), sock and foot enthusiast Scott (@scottblah) and the meat waifu Orin (@orinanne) share their collective experience as wrestling fans. The Crew dig deep into topics that even the casual wrestling fan grapples with on a daily basis, such as Frankie Kazarian's DIY Metal Band Vex Temper, the etymology of the Land Before Time series of movies, explicit fanfiction, and Planet Hollywood. These are their stories.
Tim’s checked out, Orin goes under Lance Storm’s learning tree and loses her dead bee cup, The Gang shares their hot Wrestlemania Predictions and theories for the upcoming Wrestlemania 37, The Fans (Our Friends) share their favorite Wrestlemania Moments, My House vs Green Light, hunting and skinning our favorite wrestlers for sport and stats, judging which wrestlers should get sick weaponry, and Tom’s wildest dreams make manifest.
1 hr 5 min
The Gang chats The Queen, the tables have turned on Tim as the Jam Master must become the Jam Student, Tom lectures everyone about forever foods, Nick Gage gets a beyblade, Soul Patch Chat, Woman 2 Woman Re2urns, Orin has developed a solid reputation of integrity and outstanding performance, nobody knows where The Impact Zone is, places you can go with Taz, and a truly unforgettable Xmas Miracle!
1 hr 28 min
We back again. Socks is feeling wet and wild, Little Women Chat (an actual discussion about the film little women and not a segment that's mocking and derogatory of AEW Heels), a segment that's mocking and derogatory of AEW Heels, The Gang explores The Fiend’s raw sexual energy, an Austin Powers Cum Tribute, #RateMyCat, expert wrestler pube analysis, and how wrestlers would fare in a Subway sandwich maze.
1 hr 22 min
The Gang investigates new ways that wrestlers can give back to fans willing to pay a steamy premium, Randy Orton is... cool now???, Otis gets his own personal gimmick match, a deep dive into the sick and twisted mind of the Virtuosa, a startling discovery about the truth of Danhausen, and a Rap Genius-esque breakdown of the lyrics of Eric Bischoff's theme song.
1 hr 18 min
Tom wants to know all about hentai t-shirts, Orin's got Stossel on the brain, Tim comes up with a new meme, Socks can't decide on a haircut, The Gang is living in the past, Jon Moxley does a very good promo, Tom talks British gatorade, The Crew comes up with new forms of wrestling for our scary new future, and the podcast gets a new nemesis.
1 hr 33 min
Socks needs some new arms, an in depth breakdown on the Rusev and Lana situation, Tim and Orin love beans, The gang decides which wrestler should wear jorts, Socks gives everyone a lesson on tripp pants and MORE!
59 min 3 sec
In this episode Orin watches Smackdown while she’s drinking Whiteclaw, Chad Gable's got new hair, The Gang figures out the brand new gimmicks that wrestling is missing, Dominic Mysterio might be a whole snack, The Crew reveals what wrestling moves they can do, Sock Chat, Stouffer's tweets at Orin, some classic pisstaking out of Riggle, Fast 9 Presents: A Kyliewatch Update, and a custom playlist made just for you. ;)
1 hr 9 min
Tim’s got a mug, if you thought we would go an episode without talking about 9/11 then you’re an absolute fool, Tom’s got weird ass old pens, The Wrestling On Air Theater Group Presents: Medusa Contre Lacey, some of the top secret wrestler fetishes, The Gang solves their listeners’ hunger crisis, and The Club discusses which wrestler spirits they would capture into various soul gems.
1 hr 8 min
Socks and Tim get stood up in the writers room. It's fine. Everything's fine. Don't panic. It's fine. Points of Interest: Socks is fuckin pissed, K-CHAT, the Tom's Baby Chronicles, the Chat of Thrones, WOA Politico, The Gang's Favorite Bodily Fluids, Aron's Battle Arts, Natalya's Catboys, Big Beef With Benson, and Who's The New Hobbes?
55 min 11 sec
The Gang gets a very special message from Hangman Page, Burger King’s got a dang taco, Orin and Tom argue over the state of her car, The Crew admires some Main Event Musclemen, deciphering what the name "Fight For The Fallen" means, a look at some of our favorite Joker’s Tricks, a full list of all of our podcast Nemeses, Chopstick Chat, Stone Cold’s designated ISIS hunters, taking a dip in some delicious Wrestler Bathwater, and some examples the noises Otis would make if he fucked.
1 hr 26 min
The crew celebrates Socks’ 30th birthday, Tim is definitely on a plane, Tom has wacky shoes, the darkness of Tommy Dreamer, contemplations on Pete Dunne's mouthguard, Socks' ass issue, a listener is possibly forgiven, we don't know how amphibians work, GUN-POINT WRESTLING GIMMICKS, Tom's toilet trubs, John Wick vs. WWE superstars and so much more!
1 hr 14 min
The Gang gets into some Chernobyl Chat, The Crew gets thirsty (yum), Orin has a tummy ache, a rousing game of Pro Wrestling or Kamen Rider Finishing Move, a comprehensive history on the little company called AEW, Conrad of House Mortgage, Ryback Forever Ryback Always, AJ Styles makes a furry friend, BREAKING Jack Gallagher news, Orin cuts a promo on some cheese curls, and wrestlers who are secret Disney guys.
1 hr 25 min
Tom becomes a real motorhead, Tim scopes out a weird airport, Socks dips his toes in some new piss, Orin gets recognized in public, The Gang plays some Ryback or Hitler, some Samoa Joe cum tributes, a classic what if: Dana Brooke on Flight 93, skincare tips for Lars during Meltdown May, a musical performance by Kevin Kiley Jr., Tom gets a hot dog from a Walmart in Mexico, Trek Talk, and our complete and comprehensive, unfiltered thoughts on other wrestling podcasts.
1 hr 36 min
Tom and Socks prepare to fight, Orin commits some banana bread related podcasting sins, The Gang gets charitable, Tim gets into politics, what makes a man a Big Boss Man, angel knowledge straight from the fount of Tim, The Crew gets into their various musical pasts, Ryback gets quote happy, a spooky Lana reboot, ham habits, booking a Dante's Inferno match, and is the Big Show a big filthy liar?
1 hr 33 min
It’s Blockbusters & Blanks with the WOA Crew as they give their reviews of The Paige Movie™ and Cappin' Marvel Baby, Disney Dos and Don’ts, The Gang try to figure out Pete Dunne's age, Tom does a Cinemasins, an investigation into whether CM Punk a libertarian or not, Tom’s Very Good Library Legal Tips, the legality of roasting, *in a low horrid voice* Mandy, secret WWE siblings, and Tik Tok talk.
1 hr 15 min
The Gang imagines what Lilian Garcia's podcast is like, the Mooonncast opens up to the possibility of joining the Starrcast, our frequently asked Starrcast questions get answered, a trip to the Bar and Carbin', a rare version of Mambo No 5, has anyone actually seen an octopus irl?, and Tom swims in pajamas.
1 hr 24 min
In this tragic episode, The Gang reopens their grief hotline in remembrance of WWEMarkWCalaway, everyone finds out their sex star ratings in Horoscope Chat, if you cut my ass, will it not bleed, an exploration into the noises Tom’s dad makes when you snuggle him, Lana’s disgusting ass dirty ass feet, and which NXT wrestler eats the most bugs?
1 hr 15 min
Tim has a rough day, Socks makes friends with brands, Orin's got a giant sub, Tom stuffs his mouth, EXCLUSIVE never before aired audio from the AEW press event, an exploration of crunk, Konnor (From The Ascension)’s hot new gimmick, an incredibly healthy analysis of The Bellas voices, the Wii Shop Music is there, and The Gang tackles a difficult situation on this very special episode: is it ok to make fun of LarsWWE now that we know he has anxiety?
1 hr 32 min
Socks gets really warm, AQUAMAN CHAT, the prestigious WO Awards are given out to the best of the best in the world of wrestling in 2018, The Four Horsewomen’s matching vape rigs, AJ Styles buys poor quality food for his dogs, a rundown of Ryback’s future appearances, and Tim might not be OK.
1 hr 11 min
It's a happy holidays miracle! In this merry episode, bursting with cheer, The Gang crashes Pat's hip and happenin' holiday party, Guess My Jam!, Pat gives us an EXCLUSIVE review of IHOP Grinch’s Green Pancakes, Pat gets very personal with Sheamus, a debate on the ethics of Ryback Chat, and YOUR holiday themed questions!
1 hr 36 min
In this delicious ep: Tom cries at the table, The Gang scarfs down, some Statham discourse, The Crew explains the Jimmy Snuka murder case, new Gandolfini canon, Oliver Platt's wrestling prospects, Orin might be outrageous, and Lars gets problematic.
32 min 58 sec
Gettin' Hot and Spicy with Snacks and Tony Soprano, The Gang gets to know each other better, an important Ryback Update, Tom shares his intimate poetry, Dan Matha gets in hot water, our premium fantasy erotic wrestling cakes, Nigel McGuinness and Percy Watson's heads on one body attend orgies together, we must politely request that Joey Janela cease contacting us immediately, and a BOMBSHELL ALL TIME MUST LISTEN WOA MOMENT.
1 hr 28 min
In this ep is a stunning performance in C by our inhouse slide whistlest Orin, Bob Barker's death is not certain, The Gang celebrates their favorite spooky mid-fall holiday: Guy Fawkes Day, Popeye Chat, the winner of #WOAFart is revealed, The Crew creates a Brexit Wrestler, everyone agrees that seafood is gross, and Orin unearths a classic impression.
1 hr 19 min
This ep we’ve got an exclusive preview of the Chris Jericho's Rock 'N' Wrestling Rager At Sea's official party schedule, The Gang gets confused by doors, everyone learns about ecchi, Tom gives his figures a shower, a wrestling enthusiast’s breakdown of Shaggy 2 Dope’s dropkick on Fred Durst, Chris Jericho is incompetent in everyday life, one lucky wrestler becomes freed of the harshness of an everdying world, send your contest submissions to #WOAfart, and The Wrestling On Air Hall of Fame Class of 2018.
1 hr 24 min
Tim brings us the latest from the weird southern wrestling promotion he goes to, Orin posts some feet pics, a sterling recommendation for DAMANDYZ DONUTS, #AskPCOAboutOrin, The Gang bravely confronts the truth that Dean Ambrose has become Daddy, The Crew googles "twitter big show porn bus", Tom and Orin visit the spider forest, sortin’ out the pigeon head video, Vince talks to the ghosts of dead animals, and why won't the saudis ask PCO to wrestle the Undertaker?
1 hr 34 min
Socks delivers the hottest scoops straight from the Monday Night Raw bathroom, Tom drinks expired cough syrup, an Alex Riley update, everything Bayley does in her spare time, a shocking turn in the Uncle Drew Xbox Saga, The Gang gets memed on, and a 9/11 cum tribute.
1 hr 1 min
Tom is sittin pretty at Summerslam, Orin is on her feet for Wheatus, The Gang goes in-depth on the full Starrcast Live experience, go All-In with us as we explore the delicious Starrcast menu, will Pharoah Rhodes take a bump?, tragedy and misery strike again, Randy Orton becomes mom’s little piss boy, and 100 beautiful WWE superstars parachute onto an island… on Mars.
1 hr 29 min
Orin and Tom share some more bathroom chat from the latest Progress/Evolve show, daddies of Orin’s past and present go head to head as she’s forced to make a heart wrenching decision of who to love most, Tom gets hot for the summer and combats deadly leg diseases, The Source Code Festival, Geomancy Chat, The Gang unveils the lyrics to the WOA theme song, Fuck Randy Orton, and better names for wrestlers.
1 hr 5 min
We start the show this fortnight with existential damnation chat, lookin' for porn on New Jack's twitter, a literary analysis of Ryback's new commercial, Total Bellas presents: The Sound Effect Jamboree, a trip to Dominos Island, Orin gets a new daddy, Tim faces certain death, an exploration into the butthole of the horse outside of denver international airport, and The Gang comes up with their own Lance Storm eulogies.
1 hr 24 min
Tom doesn't think teens like pickles, which wrestler loves pickles the most, the best ways to eat pickles as a snack, a full comprehensive rundown of the G1 Climax 2018, Will Ospreay’s failed daddy dom experiment, an evil villain calls into the pod, an interview with Jason Kincaid by Jason Kincaid, good wrestling dads, wrestler nicknames as condiments, and wrestlers competing in hot dog eating competitions.
1 hr 2 min
Tim's a ghost now (that's canon), Orin is forced to interact with gamers, Orin and Socks deal with some rude fans, Kenny Omega's intricate web of lies, a deep appreciation for Yoshi Tatsu's theme music, and true stories from our listeners about their wrestler encounters featuring Hulk Hogan, Jerry Lawler, and Simon Gotch. Plus: The Gang composes a poem for Drew Gulak.
1 hr 23 min
Well, Tim's dead. Anyways, on this episode of the podcast: Jerry can take it, our new fourth chair Carny WatchDog impresses and mesmerizes, Socks checks up on his buddy LarsWWE, Ryback’s got emu beef, what will Finn Balor cover himself in next, Droning with Corbin, and horny listener questions.
1 hr 21 min
In light of the mysterious disappearance of our Conspiracy Theory episode, The Gang has meticiously combed through a fine selection of unused clips to bring you a very special episode. The clips in this episode have been titled Pig Forking, The Georgia Peach, Tim's Honey Solution, Prepare for Docking, Motiv8, Just Like Brad, The Smart Coward's Game, Extra Creamy, Porn On Ur Phone, Five Feet of Furor, and The Izzy Tapes.
1 hr 2 min
What would happen if we were suddenly trapped in... Tim's World? Orin and Tim read the hottest and latest deets from two of the biggest live wrestling shows, which games Scott Steiner got on his phone, MATCH OF THE WEEK, the hottest scoops about RVD’s dog's ashes, Ryback is Pickle Dick, exploration of the possibility space of twitter in multiple dimensions, Tom's got penis hands, and The Gang gets worked.
1 hr 32 min
Patrick Gill joins The Gang to analyze Jeff Hardy’s 9/11 song, everyone ships Asuka and Drew Gulak together, a deeper dive into Tom’s dad and Orin’s relationship, the Giamatti/Rock connection, Ryback is so lonely, The Crew listens to some listener voicemails, Nice Wrestler Chat, Tom is a narc, Pat thinks twitter user Crasspants is great, live action Dragonball Z fantasy casting with wrestlers, and The Pals fantasy book a day in the Rene and Dean household.
1 hr 19 min
Our Friends call in to give their deepest condolences over the breakup of John Cena and Nikki Bella, Goldberg's new knife show brings the sword talk, Renee and Dean weave a Dragonball tapestry, old Vex Heads find themselves picking candy out of the gutter, a startling Kelsey Grammer revelation, The Gang double checks their M&M lore, Chris Jericho's weird family functions, The No Question Zone, and Tom's Top Five Tragedies Of All Time.
1 hr 24 min
The Gang sees a coupla wrestling shows, Volleyball chat, Pitchin' Pods with the locals, a negging situation between Orin and Jarek 1:20, Tim trips in a puddle, a Culkin coincidence, Callout of the Week, Mojo Rawley gets kicked out of the French Quarter, Socks reveals the name of Naruto's son, rival podcast poison chicanery, and Tim’s got a sweet ass dragon sword.
1 hr 17 min
Tom invites his dad to the first ever WOA match game, Chris Dickinson Hog Chat Part 2, a very intimate Man2Man, Tim has just about enough of everyone's shit, and your questions. Plus! Who will host the show while everyone but Tom is at Wrestlemania? Tune in next time to find out.
1 hr 10 min
The Gang talks cream soda and 9/11, Tim becomes Employee of the Month, The Crew conducts an important business email, what's goin' on with Nazi's this week, Lance Storm has a boner for wifi, one of The Gang is revealed to be a member Dark Twitter, a Star Trek question finally, and What's inside Randy Orton's gun safe?
1 hr 16 min
The Gang welcomes back 2k18 Father of the Year Tom, an intense message from Ryback, The Crew fills out their own Feed Me More Vision Board, fantasy Wrestlemania entrances, and put respeck on Dana Brooke's name.
1 hr 5 min
The Gang goes hard into some Tooth Talk, some Scent Chat, and Feet Discourse, everyone's invited to the Evolve 100 sword party, Orin has a complete breakdown and makes Matt Riddle step on a pepper, an exquisite episode The Winedown to break this horrid fever nightmare, Drew Gulak's dollar store action figure, an exploration inside Darby Allin's car, just what exactly DOES happen when a wrestler cums during a match?, and The Crew completely melts down.
1 hr 19 min
The Gang gives their hottest wrestling takes after a big Royal Rumble weekend, Braun Strowman is filled to the brim with semen, a CÎROC mess, The Winedown, Which Wrestler Should Mpreg Socks?: An Anime Debate, and a tie that is half regular tie and half bolo tie.
1 hr 12 min
The Gang talks a whole lot about puke (which you can skip if that's something you're sensitive to by heading to the timestamp 14:55), Tom just gets back from an Evolve show and begins to unravel the Austin Theory, The Crew gets trapped in the Time Cube, The Young Bucks' Christian Self Help Fitness Compound, is Vader still dying?, Darby Allin fucks his way to the ER, a quick lil visit to Earl Hebner's twitter, and Tom's got some big news.
1 hr 25 min
The Gang chats about their dreams, we look back on 2017 and hand out the most illustrious year end awards in the business, The Crew makes some wrestling predictions for 2018, Tom just now learns about the Property Brother, Ryback's new year's resolutions, and which wrestlers are good at sex?
1 hr 11 min
Jammin' With Tim Returns and it's more jammed up than ever, Tom and Orin go to an Evolve show with Patrick Gill, The Gang rebrands Darby Allin, Tom gets Pat's home address, Who's Fuckin'?: The Explicit Wrestling Fanfiction Game, the gang's favorite Chuck Taylor moments, is Chris Jericho banned from Chipotle?, a rude letter from Tom's Dad, how tall is Fred Yehi?, and what's hot for men in 2018?
1 hr 52 min
Three out of shape fucks who have no business criticizing anyone else bodyshame some wrestlers who are in fantastic condition, Orin went to NXT and the boys find out what that was like, a very special Woman 2 Woman which is The Single Greatest Moment In Orin's Life, Mandy Rose as a Vulpix, can a fish be a fursona?, and Ryback’s birthday party.
1 hr 26 min
While Orin's away, The T-Boyz will play, and for the first time ever, we take calls from YOU! Or a handful of you, anyways, as it's our first ever live call in show! Some of our hot listener questions this week include: Is it weird that Cody Rhodes calls his father Dream? Can you plan a wrestling themed surprise birthday party? What do you think Ryback's doing? I have to pay for it? If you were to recommend some wrestling to a new fan, what would it be? Have you listened to my podcast? Tom's brother called in but didn't actually ask any questions which is infuriating because now I can't take any of them out of context. And, who would bring the worst dishes to a WWE thanksgiving potluck?
49 min 41 sec
In this ep: Chicken Chat, The Gang guides The Wrench to his first ever WWE Championship, The Boys pick Orin's path to whether or not she should do her Alberto Del Rio impression, "What is a Gnome?", GROUNDBREAKING VEX TEMPER NEWS, The Crew discusses the potentiality of being on a flight with Jimmy Hart, Liv Morgan's adorable baby pics, and we talk about Kane's dick!
1 hr 18 min
Jarek 1:20 shows off his most successful kissing tricks, The Gang checks in on their good buddy Ryback to see if he's doing ok, Impact Pizza dissappoints millions, Daniel Bryan's secret blend of anti-vax herbs and spices, can we truly trust DDP to teach women the ancient art of yoga?, Randy Orton lizardperson conspiracy theories, and Buddy Murphy's pig's YouTube account.
1 hr 8 min
In this ep: Tom and Orin enter Brie Mode thanks to some Bella wine, ACABushwhackers, The Crew plays some innocent Wargames, Ryback's booking fee, Tim searches for Szechuan Sauce and issues a Burrito BOYcott, Big Cass gets an Extreme Makeover, and The Gang starts some fake beef and gets controversial.
1 hr 3 min