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Two in The Bush: A Podcast

By C.G.K.B.

Misanthropes. Comics. Drunks. Podcast hosts. Our ramblings are meaningless, but so is life.

  1. 1.
    Episode 70: Social Discomfort, Where to Draw the Line on Time Spent Making Love, and Cockfishing10/18/2019
    1:23:22
  2. 2.
    Episode 69: Sh*t Showdown, Extravagant Toys, and Justin Trudeau09/24/2019
    1:32:02
  3. 3.
    Episode 68: Kanye West, Thank You Betty O’Rourke, and Alien Stock09/18/2019
    1:35:06
  4. 4.
    Episode 67: #abonerisnotconsent, White Claw/Clam, and Philistine Qualities09/11/2019
    1:43:54
  5. 5.
    Episode 66: A Lay a Day Keeps the Prison Time Away, Deadly Fetishes, and Baby Movies09/04/2019
    1:42:10
  6. 6.
    Episode 65: Dirty Cops, Adults are Rude, & The Unspoken Underwear Agreement08/26/2019
    1:15:31
  7. 7.
    Episode 64: First World Problems, Jeffrey Einstein, and Regrettable Mistakes08/18/2019
    1:21:16
  8. 8.
    Episode 63: Shooting Fish Out of a Barrel, Sniffers, & It’s Beyond the Food Now, Motherf*cker08/07/2019
    1:35:22
  1. 9.
    Episode 62: Beige Lives Matter, Science Samples, & Caesar Haircuts07/29/2019
    1:11:55
  2. 10.
    Episode 61: Hair Loss, How Hard you Have to Work to Cut Through an Appendage with Safety Scissors, & Tupac Shakur07/22/2019
    1:45:15
  3. 11.
    Episode 60: Garth Brooks, Never Trust a Fart, & Straws Don’t Kill People; Booze Kills People07/15/2019
    1:54:08
  4. 12.
    Episode 59: Fireworks, The Little Mermaid, & Dr. Phil’s Personality Quiz07/09/2019
    1:26:04
  5. 13.
    Episode 58: Detours, Deep Fakes, and Various Traumas07/01/2019
    1:29:51
  6. 14.
    Episode 57: Heaters, Jeff Dunham, and Londonderry06/19/2019
    1:02:35
  7. 15.
    Episode 56: Acting Skills, Traffic Incidents, & Let’s Get Freaky06/10/2019
    1:52:35
  8. 16.
    Episode 55: Skydiving Philosophy, Jelqing, & Herpes Razors06/03/2019
    1:32:56
  9. 17.
    Episode 54: Die Rocky Die, The Sun Never Sets on Cool, & The Suck Zone05/29/2019
    1:21:56
  10. 18.
    Episode 53: Dr. Slice, There Will be no Shark Week Without Abortions, & Area 5105/20/2019
    1:42:17
  11. 19.
    Episode 52: Reusable Toilet Paper, Mass Transit, and Sex Strikes05/14/2019
    1:36:36
  12. 20.
    Episode 51: Comfortably Numb, Puking in a Stranger’s Car, and Fart Etiquette05/08/2019
    1:40:48
  13. 21.
    Episode 50: Commercial Mascots, Butt Puss, and Marvel End Times04/29/2019
    1:55:01
  14. 22.
    Episode 49: Inkblot Tests, Notre Dame, and High Hefner04/22/2019
    1:29:43
  15. 23.
    Episode 48: Bologna, A Definitive Ranking of Nostalgic Country Songs, and Butt Scoops04/16/2019
    1:28:19
  16. 24.
    Episode 47: Roommate IQ, Millennials Aren’t Getting Any, and Breaking the Barriers of a Wrestling Briar Patch04/08/2019
    1:26:16
  17. 25.
    Episode 46: An Arthritic Left Tit, Pre-Sex Hygiene, and Kool-Aid Bursts03/30/2019
    1:29:04
  18. 26.
    Episode 45: Global Waming, Robo-bees, and Where the Washcloths Go03/18/2019
    2:05:08
  19. 27.
    Episode 44: Dream Boats, Tongue Condoms, and Putting a Leak Into the Other03/11/2019
    1:10:10
  20. 28.
    Episode 43: Vehicular Violence, The Not-So-Distant Future, and Nipple Rating03/04/2019
    1:59:58
  21. 29.
    Episode 42: The Privilege of Oral Sex, Hot Martian Dirt Sluts, and The Oscars02/27/2019
    1:53:55
  22. 30.
    Episode 41: Sled Riding, Nordic Sluts, and Prostitution Haggling02/18/2019
    1:28:33
  23. 31.
    Episode 40: Anal Whitestrips, Antinatalism, and Landing Hawks02/11/2019
    1:10:04
  24. 32.
    Episode 39: Petty Cash, Macgyvering a Vibrator, and Vagina Broth 02/05/2019
    1:12:25
  25. 33.
    Episode 38: Cock of the Wok, Hot Grease Speckled Dick, and Turgid Guts01/28/2019
    1:11:18
  26. 34.
    Episode 37: Semenly Harmless, Grabersnatch, and Optimus Pride01/21/2019
    1:05:13
  27. 35.
    Episode 36: Jezebels, The Poophole Will Be Extra, & Crowded By Mindless Motherf*ckers01/17/2019
    1:15:33
  28. 36.
    Episode 35: Butt Sludge, Butthole Blowdryers, and Frumpy White Guys 01/07/2019
    2:10:06
  29. 37.
    Episode 34: Scratch-Shaming, Satan Worship/Sheep Dogs ?, and THE LONG AWAITED SECOND INSTALLMENT OF “IT’S NOT THAT BAD!”01/02/2019
    1:25:39
  30. 38.
    Episode 33: Labial Clamps, gofundthewall, and Butthole Affirmation12/24/2018
    1:49:57
  31. 39.
    Episode 32: The Immaculate Conception, Sexy Santa/Bum Wreath Dangers, and Grime & Punishment12/17/2018
    1:30:39
  32. 40.
    Episode 31 - Mer-People, Ditch Trolls, & There’s a Perfect Storm for Everything12/10/2018
    1:55:41
  33. 41.
    Episode 30: It’s Not That Bad, Crick Craw Daddies, & Harry Porter12/03/2018
    1:42:21
  34. 42.
    Episode 29: Bumpin’ Uglies, Best Friends, & Mildew Lubricant11/26/2018
    1:48:14
  35. 43.
    Episode 28: Slash the Ripper, Massage Chubs, and The Tampildo!11/19/2018
    1:30:23
  36. 44.
    Episode 27: Soaking Your Granny’s Panties, Pee as you Please, & The Economics of Ballsacks.11/12/2018
    1:38:13
  37. 45.
    Episode 26: Puke Play, The Wonder of Consciousness, and Ruined Orgasms11/06/2018
    1:29:30
  38. 46.
    Episode 25: The Primrose Path, The Word We Were Looking For Was "Abomination," & 80's Movies10/30/2018
    1:45:13
  39. 47.
    Episode 24: Curly Fries, Revenge of the Two Foot Schlong, & Jamie Lee Curtis10/23/2018
    1:12:52
  40. 48.
    Episode 23: Celebrity Crushes, Politics, and Apprecibation10/17/2018
    1:18:25
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    Episode 22: Errant Hair, Multinational Sexcapade Vaudeville Show, & Seasonally Affective Dick10/08/2018
    1:16:18
  42. 50.
    Episode 21: Bingo Daubers in your Grandma’s Drawers, The Preferable Dick, & Kelsey Gets Too Drunk to Function10/01/2018
    1:13:15
  43. 51.
    Episode 20: Wedding Gift & Shitting Etiquette, #DearMoon, & A Fat Handful of Dick09/27/2018
    1:52:54
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    Episode 19: Gas Station Dick Pills, Placebo Buttons, and Regretted Super Likes09/17/2018
    1:49:57
  45. 53.
    Episode 18: Dine & Dash First Dates, Sex Doll Brothels, & Colon Play09/13/2018
    1:28:18
  46. 54.
    Episode 17: Wrasslin' Conventions, Dreading What You Love, & Fresh Vigor09/13/2018
    1:15:40
  47. 55.
    Episode 16: Email Scams, Childhood Complexes, & Discovering Your Sexuality09/13/2018
    1:33:12
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    Episode 15: My Racist Aunt Roseanne (Twice Removed), God is a Sex-Positive Daddy, and Guys & Dolls09/13/2018
    1:16:20
  49. 57.
    Episode 14: A Mailman, a Hipster, and Wet Denim09/13/2018
    1:16:47
  50. 58.
    Episode 13: Privacy Invasion, Craigslist Dating, & Genital Aesthetics09/13/2018
    1:10:25
  51. 59.
    Episode 12: Guns, Cookies, & Music09/13/2018
    1:30:43
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    Episode 11: Consensual Sensuality, Parental Relations, & 2017 Top Film Picks09/12/2018
    1:15:30
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    Episode 10: Caught Up in the Mayhem: You Don't Need to Lie About Anything if You've Got Two Dicks09/11/2018
    1:14:02
  54. 62.
    Episode 9: Traveling, A Broad: Exploring God's Great Flat Earth09/11/2018
    1:15:10
  55. 63.
    Episode 8: Cursing, Bad Habits, & Customer Service09/11/2018
    52:29
  56. 64.
    Episode 7: Sam Hill, Nude Equality, and Stalking09/11/2018
    1:19:24
  57. 65.
    Episode 6: Layabouts, Being the Ugly Friend, & Relationships09/11/2018
    46:24
  58. 66.
    Episode 5: Gloryholes, Scum Bags, & Endangered Species09/11/2018
    1:07:03
  59. 67.
    Episode 4: Two in the Bush Uncircumcised09/11/2018
    1:19:21
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    Episode 3: Dicks, Basically09/10/2018
    30:59
  61. 69.
    Episode 2: This Right Here is Melville09/10/2018
    27:57
  62. 70.
    Episode 1: Hell, We've Got Nothin' Better Else to Do09/10/2018
    19:24
  63. 71.
    Pilot: You Welcome09/10/2018
    21:48

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