Community News

Paul and Sasha

After being kicked off the local newspaper, our two hosts give their unique take on the community news.

All Episodes

On this episode of Community News we recap our trip in the Menorah mobile, discuss gingerbread and Paul makes a purchase in town.

Dec 7

12 min 28 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss black Friday shopping, how we're celebrating Hanukkah and someone gets naked at Thanksgiving dinner.

Nov 30

10 min 13 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the High School award dinner, rainbows and lollipops and how to dump on Thanksgiving.

Nov 23

15 min 30 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the upcoming senior dance, our strategies for the upcoming Turkey Trot and Sasha takes a plane.

Nov 16

12 min 12 sec

On this episode of Community News we go back to 2019 for tips on Thanksgiving and learn how Sasha seduces a fellow dinner. All new episodes next week.

Nov 9

11 min 54 sec

On this episode of Community News we reach into the vaults and revisit our Halloween show from 2018 where we talk about candy, costumes and classified information.

Nov 2

21 min 40 sec

On this episode of Community News we get ready for Octoberfest, debate the scavenger hunt and Sasha longs for the return to Roman times.

Oct 26

8 min 57 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the high speed chase in town, get ready for the psychic party and come up with a list of our favorite words.

Oct 19

14 min 35 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss the new exhibition in town, contemplate the winter weather and Sasha is writing a book.

Oct 12

14 min 22 sec

On this episode of Community News, Paul complains about the street construction, Peter goes missing and Sasha reveals her super powers.

Oct 5

14 min 4 sec

On this episode of Community News we go to the car show, prepare for the town camp out and get excited about Sasha's new venture.

Sep 28

15 min 5 sec

On this episode of Community News we get ready to 1. pay our taxes, 2. touch a truck and 3. go to war on a new invader.

Sep 21

12 min 37 sec

On this episode of Community News we speak about the upcoming Oyster festival, what's coming up at the community center and Sasha regals us with tales of exercising while singing her favorite song.

Sep 14

19 min 44 sec

On this episode of Community News, we reach into the vaults to bring back this show from January 2019 when the Board of Ed meeting gets out of control and Sasha finds the best deal ever at the consignment store. All new show next week.

Sep 7

16 min 38 sec

On this episode of Community News, Paul is off to play golf, the town pool closes for the season and we reveal our secret identities.

Aug 31

12 min 24 sec

On this episode of Community News, Sasha recounts her birthday, we debate the school's open house and start a new Tik Tok trend.

Aug 24

14 min 54 sec

On this episode of Community News, a live episode where we celebrate Sasha'a birthday and discuss the openings at the school.

Aug 17

16 min 53 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about naked camping in town, back to school shopping and our amazement that we made it to season four.

Aug 10

8 min 29 sec

On this episode of Community News, Paul talks about his blowout, we salute the 5:22 train brigade and Sasha reveals her new greatest fear.

Aug 3

10 min 3 sec

On this episode of Community News, Sasha reviews the drum circle, we fantasize about living on a desert island and Christmas in July comes to Townport.

Jul 27

13 min 31 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss going camping, evaluate a dream about trip to the beauty parlor and Sasha exercises on the show.

Jul 20

12 min 39 sec

On this episode of Community News, we reach into the archive for this show from Fall 2018 when a new store opens and we look at the past occupants. New show next week.

Jul 13

16 min 5 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss a new driving school, the never ending fireworks and Sasha faces her toughest challenge.

Jul 6

15 min 24 sec

On this episode of Community News, we review the neighborhood field day, lament over being swindled and Sasha has an encounter at the doctor's office.

Jun 29

13 min 59 sec

On this episode of Community News, we reach back into the archive and revisit the first time we spoke to Paul's walking buddy Peter and remember, the opinions you hear from him are strictly his own. New show next week.

Jun 22

18 min 39 sec

On this episode of Community News, we discuss the new Bridal store opening, get ready for the neighborhood Pops party and Sasha finally moves into her forever home.

Jun 15

17 min 8 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss the salmonella outbreak, the town camp opening and Sasha puts on her sunny disposition.

Jun 8

9 min 51 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the horrible weather during Memorial Day, delight in the announcement that Bingo is back and Sasha tries to sell a shirt.

Jun 1

15 min 20 sec

On this episode of Community News, we review the Memorial Day events in town, contemplate a new ranking system and Sasha moves yet again.

May 25

15 min 18 sec

On this episode of Community News we answer some listener requests and Sasha makes her most shocking revelation yet.

May 18

13 min 15 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about Mother's Day, how Sasha kept her cool at the phlebotomist and chaos at the airport leads to a debate about menopause.

May 11

14 min 21 sec

On this episode of Community News, part two of our Oscar party blowout with "Chris Rock", "Jerry Seinfeld" and Governor "Arnold Schwarzenegger" who explains the perils of a banana smoothie in the shower.

May 4

32 min 20 sec

On this episode of Community News, we host the world's biggest Oscar Party. On part one, Paul grills former President "Donald Trump" and then we speak to "Eddie Murphy", about comedy and the time Sasha slept in his bed.

Apr 27

19 min 51 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss the opening of registration for the town pool, the new pot store that opens today and Sasha reflects on her police encounters.

Apr 20

13 min 38 sec

On this episode of Community News, we talk about a scam artist breaking into homes, sing some 70's disco and Paul complains about a cock in the neighborhood.

Apr 13

11 min 51 sec

On this episode of Community News, Sasha re-appears, we react to a spring Townport tradition and reminisce about a clown wedding.

Apr 6

14 min 30 sec

On this episode of Community News, as Paul searches for Sasha, who mysteriously disappeared during last week's show, we present this blast from the past when we try and new restaurant and send someone to prison. All new episode next week...that is, if we can find Sasha.

Mar 30

12 min 48 sec

On this episode of Community News we get up close and personal with Broadway star, Rick Younger who talks about groupies, "Mean Girls" and college parties. Make sure to stay tuned til the end to hear a Community News first!

Mar 23

35 min 22 sec

On this episode of Community News we speak about the horrible weather, the latest road closures and our Facebook sign offs.

Mar 16

11 min 20 sec

On this episode of Community News, we get an update on the flasher situation, Paul laments about his lack of therapy and a new mural is coming to town, and we're not on it!

Mar 9

13 min 46 sec

On this episode of Community News, we review Coach Fowler's Bottom's Up Pizza, Sasha tries on some new clothing and a serial flasher is on the loose.

Mar 2

15 min 58 sec

On this episode of Community News we speak with beloved Townport Football Coach, Tommy Fowler to get his side of the story on why he was fired and then we discuss his great new business venture which just opened on Main Street.

Feb 23

21 min 10 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about our Valentine's Day, reveal Sasha's new business venture and fantasize about our dream quarantine partners.

Feb 16

15 min 13 sec

On this episode of Community News we spend some time with one of the stars of the classic TV show, "Family Ties", Marc "Skippy" Price, who speaks about his career, touring and his views on our giant peanut butter debate.

Feb 9

25 min 39 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about surviving the snowstorm, review some upcoming events at the community center and debate our favorite snacks.

Feb 2

14 min 54 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the snow storm, our plans for a new beauty contest and Sasha joins Townport yoga.

Jan 26

17 min 27 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss some upcoming classes at the Community Center, Paul has a mishap in the kitchen and Sasha talks about her favorite diseases.

Jan 19

13 min 59 sec

On this episode of Community News, we celebrate our 150th episode by reviewing the past three years.

Jan 13

13 min 32 sec

On this episode of Community News we discuss how we spent New Year's Eve, review a couple of movies and Sasha meets a fireman.

Jan 5

11 min 17 sec

On this episode of Community News we talk about the year that was, what we're doing to ring in the new year, and how Sasha's new life can be compared to a movie icon.

Dec 2020

11 min 57 sec