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The Mortified Podcast

By Mortified Media and Radiotopia

The Mortified Podcast is a storytelling series where adults share the embarrassing things they created as kids—diaries, letters, lyrics & beyond—in front of total strangers. PS: It totally likes you. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia, from PRX. Learn more at radiotopia.fm.

  1. 1.
    146: Three Little Pigs16 September 2018
    30:17
  2. 2.
    145: My Journal Was My Coach9 September 2018
    30:12
  3. 3.
    144: My First Job31 August 2018
    28:08
  4. 4.
    143: International Affairs19 August 2018
    28:20
  5. 5.
    142: I’m No Princess12 August 2018
    29:12
  6. 6.
    141: Camp Buy Me Love5 August 2018
    30:37
  7. 7.
    140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)15 July 2018
    30:09
  8. 8.
    139: Iron Maidens8 July 2018
    28:15
  1. 9.
    138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)1 July 2018
    35:10
  2. 10.
    137: Daaaaaaad!!17 June 2018
    25:46
  3. 11.
    136: Chicano PRIDE10 June 2018
    33:19
  4. 12.
    135: College PRIDE3 June 2018
    38:52
  5. 13.
    134: I Was a Total Prankster20 May 2018
    31:58
  6. 14.
    133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal13 May 2018
    29:42
  7. 15.
    132: I’m Totally Obsessed With You6 May 2018
    24:20
  8. 16.
    131: Please Read My Livejournal!15 April 2018
    28:36
  9. 17.
    130: Girl Power8 April 2018
    24:58
  10. 18.
    129: A Montana Love Triangle1 April 2018
    21:40
  11. 19.
    128: Kid Perfectionists18 March 2018
    23:15
  12. 20.
    127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man11 March 2018
    20:52
  13. 21.
    126: I Would Die to Meet JTT4 March 2018
    26:30
  14. 22.
    125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew18 February 2018
    22:21
  15. 23.
    124: Saved by the Bo11 February 2018
    21:11
  16. 24.
    123: My Gothic Valentine4 February 2018
    17:22
  17. 25.
    122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)14 January 2018
    28:54
  18. 26.
    121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno7 January 2018
    23:25
  19. 27.
    120: The Virgin Episode31 December 2017
    18:48
  20. 28.
    119: Everyone’s a Critic17 December 2017
    26:31
  21. 29.
    118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)10 December 2017
    24:02
  22. 30.
    117: Let’s Get Married!3 December 2017
    24:09
  23. 31.
    116: I Found My Sister’s Diary!19 November 2017
    26:37
  24. 32.
    115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island12 November 2017
    27:08
  25. 33.
    114: Kids Who Teach5 November 2017
    34:05
  26. 34.
    113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer15 October 2017
    31:05
  27. 35.
    112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)8 October 2017
    21:52
  28. 36.
    111: Drama Club Kids1 October 2017
    29:10
  29. 37.
    110: The Student and The Teacher17 September 2017
    22:18
  30. 38.
    109: The September Issue10 September 2017
    26:16
  31. 39.
    108: The New Kid3 September 2017
    24:27
  32. 40.
    107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl20 August 2017
    26:20
  33. 41.
    106: Let’s Start a Band! (w/ Sylvan Esso)13 August 2017
    27:44
  34. 42.
    105: How to Become a Catfish6 August 2017
    19:20
  35. 43.
    104: An Affair to Forget16 July 2017
    30:27
  36. 44.
    103: The Boy Next Door9 July 2017
    23:39
  37. 45.
    102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash and Kia Stevens)2 July 2017
    31:54
  38. 46.
    101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week18 June 2017
    26:40
  39. 47.
    100: OMG, We Hit 100! (The Milestones Episode)11 June 2017
    36:53
  40. 48.
    99: Mortified, Interrupted2 June 2017
    34:51
  41. 49.
    98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)21 May 2017
    28:02
  42. 50.
    97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)14 May 2017
    28:03
  43. 51.
    96 Jesse: My Two Moms7 May 2017
    22:40
  44. 52.
    95: Not THAT 70’s Show16 April 2017
    29:40
  45. 53.
    94: Hunger Games9 April 2017
    31:37
  46. 54.
    93: My Starter Romance2 April 2017
    30:44
  47. 55.
    92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are19 March 2017
    25:39
  48. 56.
    91: Kid Detectives12 March 2017
    26:41
  49. 57.
    90: Kid Criminals (feat. Phoebe Judge)5 March 2017
    26:58
  50. 58.
    89: An Ode to Childhood Pets19 February 2017
    31:12
  51. 59.
    88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life12 February 2017
    34:00
  52. 60.
    87: Kids That Protest5 February 2017
    26:14
  53. 61.
    86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (w Frightened Rabbit)22 January 2017
    36:39
  54. 62.
    85 Celebrity Obsession Pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere15 January 2017
    22:20
  55. 63.
    84 Celebrity Obsession Pt1: Fan Letters8 January 2017
    31:45
  56. 64.
    83: My New Year’s Resolution is…You18 December 2016
    22:05
  57. 65.
    82: Merry Gift-Mas11 December 2016
    24:34
  58. 66.
    81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer4 December 2016
    25:12
  59. 67.
    80: It’s A Family Affair20 November 2016
    24:27
  60. 68.
    79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid13 November 2016
    22:18
  61. 69.
    78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds6 November 2016
    18:43
  62. 70.
    77: My Worst Fear24 October 2016
    25:16
  63. 71.
    76: Totally Juvenile Election Special16 October 2016
    54:18
  64. 72.
    75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan9 October 2016
    24:59
  65. 73.
    74: My Diary Will Go Down in History2 October 2016
    16:08
  66. 74.
    73 Back to School Series: Passing Notes18 September 2016
    19:41
  67. 75.
    72 Back to School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life11 September 2016
    21:22
  68. 76.
    71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous4 September 2016
    17:17
  69. 77.
    70: Jagged Little Parodies14 August 2016
    20:04
  70. 78.
    69: Sex By Numbers7 August 2016
    23:16
  71. 79.
    68 Paul: The Family Misfit31 July 2016
    18:47
  72. 80.
    67 Chandrika: From India With Love17 July 2016
    19:07
  73. 81.
    66: I Hate Summer Vacation10 July 2016
    21:21
  74. 82.
    65: Cold War Kids3 July 2016
    27:32
  75. 83.
    64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat19 June 2016
    21:20
  76. 84.
    63: Dazed and Confused12 June 2016
    26:05
  77. 85.
    62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction5 June 2016
    26:26
  78. 86.
    61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)22 May 2016
    26:27
  79. 87.
    60 Angela: I Have Bad Gaydar15 May 2016
    20:31
  80. 88.
    59 Nicole: Don’t Mess with a Texas Momma8 May 2016
    24:02
  81. 89.
    58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush24 April 2016
    25:52
  82. 90.
    57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor17 April 2016
    25:34
  83. 91.
    56 Forbidden Crushes part 1: The Vice Principal10 April 2016
    21:44
  84. 92.
    55: Bases Loaded3 April 2016
    33:03
  85. 93.
    54: Don’t F*ck with Emiko20 March 2016
    21:49
  86. 94.
    53: Diary Of An Ugly American13 March 2016
    21:59
  87. 95.
    52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)6 March 2016
    22:34
  88. 96.
    51: How Not To Win An Oscar22 February 2016
    33:11
  89. 97.
    50: I Was A Boy Band Fangirl15 February 2016
    34:18
  90. 98.
    49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?8 February 2016
    24:41
  91. 99.
    48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse25 January 2016
    24:40
  92. 100.
    47 Will: I Was A Teenage Media Mogul18 January 2016
    35:43
  93. 101.
    46 Jill: Dear Grandpa11 January 2016
    21:38
  94. 102.
    Bonus Episode: Mortified Meets The Allusionist4 January 2016
    17:08
  95. 103.
    45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K28 December 2015
    28:13
  96. 104.
    44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want A Headbanger21 December 2015
    20:46
  97. 105.
    43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)7 December 2015
    29:46
  98. 106.
    42 Jason: King of Scotland30 November 2015
    19:27
  99. 107.
    41 Jackie: How Not To Be Grateful23 November 2015
    18:23
  100. 108.
    40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You16 November 2015
    22:06
  101. 109.
    39 Katie: My Stripper Play9 November 2015
    18:31
  102. 110.
    38: Kids on The Campaign Trail2 November 2015
    21:53
  103. 111.
    37: Mortified’s Monsters of Halloween26 October 2015
    21:00
  104. 112.
    36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style19 October 2015
    21:47
  105. 113.
    35 Colin: Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You12 October 2015
    20:48
  106. 114.
    34 Jessica: I was a Ten Year-Old Maid5 October 2015
    21:33
  107. 115.
    33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary!21 September 2015
    16:45
  108. 116.
    32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star14 September 2015
    23:10
  109. 117.
    31: Mortified’s Tribute To Teachers’ Pets7 September 2015
    24:37
  110. 118.
    30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic31 August 2015
    19:50
  111. 119.
    29: Mortified’s Tribute to Neurotic Teens24 August 2015
    20:23
  112. 120.
    28 Xiomara: Searching for The Cure17 August 2015
    19:41
  113. 121.
    27 Jessica: I Was A Teen Prison Wife10 August 2015
    21:53
  114. 122.
    26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle3 August 2015
    18:46
  115. 123.
    25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs27 July 2015
    16:52
  116. 124.
    24 Damian: Friends with Benefits20 July 2015
    19:13
  117. 125.
    23 Retta: The Academic13 July 2015
    16:03
  118. 126.
    22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward6 July 2015
    19:54
  119. 127.
    21: Mortified’s Summer Camp Spectacular!29 June 2015
    23:10
  120. 128.
    20 Lizzy: My Semester in South Africa22 June 2015
    24:59
  121. 129.
    19 Stacey: Life of the Party15 June 2015
    17:34
  122. 130.
    18 Jordan: Jurassic Park Fan Fiction8 June 2015
    18:31
  123. 131.
    17 Katie: Saving Katharine Hepburn1 June 2015
    18:15
  124. 132.
    16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch25 May 2015
    16:03
  125. 133.
    15 Tynan: Peace! One Luv!18 May 2015
    17:36
  126. 134.
    14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?11 May 2015
    18:39
  127. 135.
    13 David: Mile High Club4 May 2015
    18:20
  128. 136.
    12 Keri: Handies are OK27 April 2015
    16:24
  129. 137.
    11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero20 April 2015
    22:00
  130. 138.
    10 Sarah: Nerd Hunter13 April 2015
    16:55
  131. 139.
    09 Steve: Gringo of the Year6 April 2015
    20:59
  132. 140.
    08 Shelley: Are You There God? It’s Me, Shelley.30 March 2015
    17:20
  133. 141.
    07 Sherry: Good Cheer23 March 2015
    18:50
  134. 142.
    06 Adam: Rhyme or Reason16 March 2015
    18:45
  135. 143.
    05 Alessandra: Lips9 March 2015
    16:30
  136. 144.
    04 Jimmy: Throw in the Towel2 March 2015
    18:24
  137. 145.
    03 Kevin: Final Frontier23 February 2015
    19:04
  138. 146.
    02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man16 February 2015
    13:45
  139. 147.
    01 Tom: My Funny Valentine5 February 2015
    15:55

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