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The Mortified Podcast

By Mortified Media and Radiotopia

The Mortified Podcast is a storytelling series where adults share the embarrassing things they created as kids—diaries, letters, lyrics & beyond—in front of total strangers. PS: It totally likes you. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia, from PRX. Learn more at radiotopia.fm.

  1. 1.
    152: Friends For Life11/19/2018
    33:59
  2. 2.
    151: Confessions of a Catholic School Girl11/11/2018
    39:20
  3. 3.
    150: Stick it to the Man11/04/2018
    29:44
  4. 4.
    149: Puberty Transformed Me Into A Monster10/14/2018
    30:50
  5. 5.
    148: I Love Lord of the Rings10/07/2018
    39:38
  6. 6.
    147: Does Dating Karma Exist?09/30/2018
    27:03
  7. 7.
    146: Three Little Pigs09/16/2018
    30:17
  8. 8.
    145: My Journal Was My Coach09/09/2018
    30:12
  1. 9.
    144: My First Job08/31/2018
    28:08
  2. 10.
    143: International Affairs08/19/2018
    28:20
  3. 11.
    142: I’m No Princess08/12/2018
    29:12
  4. 12.
    141: Camp Buy Me Love08/05/2018
    30:37
  5. 13.
    140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)07/15/2018
    30:09
  6. 14.
    139: Iron Maidens07/08/2018
    28:15
  7. 15.
    138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)07/01/2018
    35:10
  8. 16.
    137: Daaaaaaad!!06/17/2018
    25:46
  9. 17.
    136: Chicano PRIDE06/10/2018
    33:19
  10. 18.
    135: College PRIDE06/03/2018
    38:52
  11. 19.
    134: I Was a Total Prankster05/20/2018
    31:58
  12. 20.
    133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal05/13/2018
    29:42
  13. 21.
    132: I’m Totally Obsessed With You05/06/2018
    24:20
  14. 22.
    131: Please Read My Livejournal!04/15/2018
    28:36
  15. 23.
    130: Girl Power04/08/2018
    24:58
  16. 24.
    129: A Montana Love Triangle04/01/2018
    21:40
  17. 25.
    128: Kid Perfectionists03/18/2018
    23:15
  18. 26.
    127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man03/11/2018
    20:52
  19. 27.
    126: I Would Die to Meet JTT03/04/2018
    26:30
  20. 28.
    125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew02/18/2018
    22:21
  21. 29.
    124: Saved by the Bo02/11/2018
    21:11
  22. 30.
    123: My Gothic Valentine02/04/2018
    17:22
  23. 31.
    122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)01/14/2018
    28:54
  24. 32.
    121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno01/07/2018
    23:25
  25. 33.
    120: The Virgin Episode12/31/2017
    18:48
  26. 34.
    119: Everyone’s a Critic12/17/2017
    26:31
  27. 35.
    118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)12/10/2017
    24:02
  28. 36.
    117: Let’s Get Married!12/03/2017
    24:09
  29. 37.
    116: I Found My Sister’s Diary!11/19/2017
    26:37
  30. 38.
    115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island11/12/2017
    27:08
  31. 39.
    114: Kids Who Teach11/05/2017
    34:05
  32. 40.
    113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer10/15/2017
    31:05
  33. 41.
    112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)10/08/2017
    21:52
  34. 42.
    111: Drama Club Kids10/01/2017
    29:10
  35. 43.
    110: The Student and The Teacher09/17/2017
    22:18
  36. 44.
    109: The September Issue09/10/2017
    26:16
  37. 45.
    108: The New Kid09/03/2017
    24:27
  38. 46.
    107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl08/20/2017
    26:20
  39. 47.
    106: Let’s Start a Band! (w/ Sylvan Esso)08/13/2017
    27:44
  40. 48.
    105: How to Become a Catfish08/06/2017
    19:20
  41. 49.
    104: An Affair to Forget07/16/2017
    30:27
  42. 50.
    103: The Boy Next Door07/09/2017
    23:39
  43. 51.
    102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash and Kia Stevens)07/02/2017
    31:54
  44. 52.
    101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week06/18/2017
    26:40
  45. 53.
    100: OMG, We Hit 100! (The Milestones Episode)06/11/2017
    36:53
  46. 54.
    99: Mortified, Interrupted06/02/2017
    34:51
  47. 55.
    98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)05/21/2017
    28:02
  48. 56.
    97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)05/14/2017
    28:03
  49. 57.
    96 Jesse: My Two Moms05/07/2017
    22:40
  50. 58.
    95: Not THAT 70’s Show04/16/2017
    29:40
  51. 59.
    94: Hunger Games04/09/2017
    31:37
  52. 60.
    93: My Starter Romance04/02/2017
    30:44
  53. 61.
    92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are03/19/2017
    25:39
  54. 62.
    91: Kid Detectives03/12/2017
    26:41
  55. 63.
    90: Kid Criminals (feat. Phoebe Judge)03/05/2017
    26:58
  56. 64.
    89: An Ode to Childhood Pets02/19/2017
    31:12
  57. 65.
    88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life02/12/2017
    34:00
  58. 66.
    87: Kids That Protest02/05/2017
    26:14
  59. 67.
    86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (w Frightened Rabbit)01/22/2017
    36:39
  60. 68.
    85 Celebrity Obsession Pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere01/15/2017
    22:20
  61. 69.
    84 Celebrity Obsession Pt1: Fan Letters01/08/2017
    31:45
  62. 70.
    83: My New Year’s Resolution is…You12/18/2016
    22:05
  63. 71.
    82: Merry Gift-Mas12/11/2016
    24:34
  64. 72.
    81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer12/04/2016
    25:12
  65. 73.
    80: It’s A Family Affair11/20/2016
    24:27
  66. 74.
    79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid11/13/2016
    22:18
  67. 75.
    78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds11/06/2016
    18:43
  68. 76.
    77: My Worst Fear10/24/2016
    25:16
  69. 77.
    76: Totally Juvenile Election Special10/16/2016
    54:18
  70. 78.
    75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan10/09/2016
    24:59
  71. 79.
    74: My Diary Will Go Down in History10/02/2016
    16:08
  72. 80.
    73 Back to School Series: Passing Notes09/18/2016
    19:41
  73. 81.
    72 Back to School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life09/11/2016
    21:22
  74. 82.
    71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous09/04/2016
    17:17
  75. 83.
    70: Jagged Little Parodies08/14/2016
    20:04
  76. 84.
    69: Sex By Numbers08/07/2016
    23:16
  77. 85.
    68 Paul: The Family Misfit07/31/2016
    18:47
  78. 86.
    67 Chandrika: From India With Love07/17/2016
    19:07
  79. 87.
    66: I Hate Summer Vacation07/10/2016
    21:21
  80. 88.
    65: Cold War Kids07/03/2016
    27:32
  81. 89.
    64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat06/19/2016
    21:20
  82. 90.
    63: Dazed and Confused06/12/2016
    26:05
  83. 91.
    62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction06/05/2016
    26:26
  84. 92.
    61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)05/22/2016
    26:27
  85. 93.
    60 Angela: I Have Bad Gaydar05/15/2016
    20:31
  86. 94.
    59 Nicole: Don’t Mess with a Texas Momma05/08/2016
    24:02
  87. 95.
    58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush04/24/2016
    25:52
  88. 96.
    57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor04/17/2016
    25:34
  89. 97.
    56 Forbidden Crushes part 1: The Vice Principal04/10/2016
    21:44
  90. 98.
    55: Bases Loaded04/03/2016
    33:03
  91. 99.
    54: Don’t F*ck with Emiko03/20/2016
    21:49
  92. 100.
    53: Diary Of An Ugly American03/13/2016
    21:59
  93. 101.
    52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)03/06/2016
    22:34
  94. 102.
    51: How Not To Win An Oscar02/22/2016
    33:11
  95. 103.
    50: I Was A Boy Band Fangirl02/15/2016
    34:18
  96. 104.
    49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?02/08/2016
    24:41
  97. 105.
    48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse01/25/2016
    24:40
  98. 106.
    47 Will: I Was A Teenage Media Mogul01/18/2016
    35:43
  99. 107.
    46 Jill: Dear Grandpa01/11/2016
    21:38
  100. 108.
    Bonus Episode: Mortified Meets The Allusionist01/04/2016
    17:08
  101. 109.
    45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K12/28/2015
    28:13
  102. 110.
    44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want A Headbanger12/21/2015
    20:46
  103. 111.
    43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)12/07/2015
    29:46
  104. 112.
    42 Jason: King of Scotland11/30/2015
    19:27
  105. 113.
    41 Jackie: How Not To Be Grateful11/23/2015
    18:23
  106. 114.
    40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You11/16/2015
    22:06
  107. 115.
    39 Katie: My Stripper Play11/09/2015
    18:31
  108. 116.
    38: Kids on The Campaign Trail11/02/2015
    21:53
  109. 117.
    37: Mortified’s Monsters of Halloween10/26/2015
    21:00
  110. 118.
    36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style10/19/2015
    21:47
  111. 119.
    35 Colin: Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You10/12/2015
    20:48
  112. 120.
    34 Jessica: I was a Ten Year-Old Maid10/05/2015
    21:33
  113. 121.
    33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary!09/21/2015
    16:45
  114. 122.
    32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star09/14/2015
    23:10
  115. 123.
    31: Mortified’s Tribute To Teachers’ Pets09/07/2015
    24:37
  116. 124.
    30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic08/31/2015
    19:50
  117. 125.
    29: Mortified’s Tribute to Neurotic Teens08/24/2015
    20:23
  118. 126.
    28 Xiomara: Searching for The Cure08/17/2015
    19:41
  119. 127.
    27 Jessica: I Was A Teen Prison Wife08/10/2015
    21:53
  120. 128.
    26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle08/03/2015
    18:46
  121. 129.
    25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs07/27/2015
    16:52
  122. 130.
    24 Damian: Friends with Benefits07/20/2015
    19:13
  123. 131.
    23 Retta: The Academic07/13/2015
    16:03
  124. 132.
    22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward07/06/2015
    19:54
  125. 133.
    21: Mortified’s Summer Camp Spectacular!06/29/2015
    23:10
  126. 134.
    20 Lizzy: My Semester in South Africa06/22/2015
    24:59
  127. 135.
    19 Stacey: Life of the Party06/15/2015
    17:34
  128. 136.
    18 Jordan: Jurassic Park Fan Fiction06/08/2015
    18:31
  129. 137.
    17 Katie: Saving Katharine Hepburn06/01/2015
    18:15
  130. 138.
    16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch05/25/2015
    16:03
  131. 139.
    15 Tynan: Peace! One Luv!05/18/2015
    17:36
  132. 140.
    14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?05/11/2015
    18:39
  133. 141.
    13 David: Mile High Club05/04/2015
    18:20
  134. 142.
    12 Keri: Handies are OK04/27/2015
    16:24
  135. 143.
    11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero04/20/2015
    22:00
  136. 144.
    10 Sarah: Nerd Hunter04/13/2015
    16:55
  137. 145.
    09 Steve: Gringo of the Year04/06/2015
    20:59
  138. 146.
    08 Shelley: Are You There God? It’s Me, Shelley.03/30/2015
    17:20
  139. 147.
    07 Sherry: Good Cheer03/23/2015
    18:50
  140. 148.
    06 Adam: Rhyme or Reason03/16/2015
    18:45
  141. 149.
    05 Alessandra: Lips03/09/2015
    16:30
  142. 150.
    04 Jimmy: Throw in the Towel03/02/2015
    18:24
  143. 151.
    03 Kevin: Final Frontier02/23/2015
    19:04
  144. 152.
    02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man02/16/2015
    13:45
  145. 153.
    01 Tom: My Funny Valentine02/05/2015
    15:55

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