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No Such Thing As A Fish

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  1. 1.
    Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Squilkman02/22/2019
    39:22
  2. 2.
    Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer02/15/2019
    44:36
  3. 3.
    Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid02/08/2019
    48:21
  4. 4.
    Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car02/01/2019
    38:08
  5. 5.
    Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations01/25/2019
    44:48
  6. 6.
    Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy01/18/2019
    43:40
  7. 7.
    Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George01/11/2019
    46:28
  8. 8.
    Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber01/04/2019
    45:20
  1. 9.
    Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine12/28/2018
    37:55
  2. 10.
    Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy12/25/2018
    40:51
  3. 11.
    Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny12/21/2018
    49:26
  4. 12.
    Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea12/14/2018
    44:38
  5. 13.
    Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution12/07/2018
    51:24
  6. 14.
    Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar11/30/2018
    40:19
  7. 15.
    Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman11/23/2018
    1:15:04
  8. 16.
    Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs11/16/2018
    53:56
  9. 17.
    Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty11/09/2018
    54:03
  10. 18.
    Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger11/01/2018
    49:47
  11. 19.
    Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet10/26/2018
    55:54
  12. 20.
    Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary10/19/2018
    36:49
  13. 21.
    Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa10/12/2018
    39:36
  14. 22.
    Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise10/05/2018
    43:34
  15. 23.
    Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture09/28/2018
    47:17
  16. 24.
    Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders09/21/2018
    43:41
  17. 25.
    Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police09/14/2018
    50:23
  18. 26.
    Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark09/07/2018
    54:06
  19. 27.
    Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond08/31/2018
    38:34
  20. 28.
    Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast08/24/2018
    25:39
  21. 29.
    Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths08/17/2018
    38:06
  22. 30.
    Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto08/10/2018
    41:12
  23. 31.
    Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa08/03/2018
    33:06
  24. 32.
    Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History07/27/2018
    51:00
  25. 33.
    Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling07/20/2018
    48:06
  26. 34.
    Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle07/13/2018
    49:48
  27. 35.
    Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts07/06/2018
    45:37
  28. 36.
    Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop06/29/2018
    42:17
  29. 37.
    Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon06/22/2018
    43:12
  30. 38.
    Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country06/14/2018
    34:45
  31. 39.
    Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots06/08/2018
    46:11
  32. 40.
    Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings06/01/2018
    44:52
  33. 41.
    Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon05/25/2018
    56:49
  34. 42.
    Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie05/18/2018
    39:06
  35. 43.
    Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War05/11/2018
    38:17
  36. 44.
    Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team05/04/2018
    46:38
  37. 45.
    Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat04/27/2018
    36:41
  38. 46.
    Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators04/20/2018
    45:04
  39. 47.
    Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh04/13/2018
    45:23
  40. 48.
    Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River04/06/2018
    49:02
  41. 49.
    Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table03/30/2018
    38:52
  42. 50.
    Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole03/23/2018
    43:18
  43. 51.
    Episode 208 - No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief03/23/2018
    37:42
  44. 52.
    Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction03/09/2018
    40:15
  45. 53.
    Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court03/02/2018
    43:24
  46. 54.
    Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six02/23/2018
    50:52
  47. 55.
    Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly02/16/2018
    42:58
  48. 56.
    Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly02/09/2018
    40:30
  49. 57.
    Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake02/02/2018
    44:35
  50. 58.
    Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival01/26/2018
    54:27
  51. 59.
    Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen01/19/2018
    53:17
  52. 60.
    Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat01/12/2018
    40:18
  53. 61.
    Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia01/06/2018
    51:08
  54. 62.
    No Such Thing As Wasted Material 201712/29/2017
    1:19:33
  55. 63.
    Merry Fishmas!12/25/2017
    38:22
  56. 64.
    197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees12/22/2017
    39:26
  57. 65.
    196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream12/15/2017
    36:16
  58. 66.
    195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake12/08/2017
    37:13
  59. 67.
    194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile12/01/2017
    36:58
  60. 68.
    193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga11/25/2017
    45:37
  61. 69.
    192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats11/17/2017
    42:45
  62. 70.
    191: Episode 191 - No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel11/10/2017
    46:32
  63. 71.
    190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps11/03/2017
    37:47
  64. 72.
    189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan11/01/2017
    33:30
  65. 73.
    188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher10/27/2017
    37:10
  66. 74.
    187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year10/20/2017
    40:51
  67. 75.
    186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election10/13/2017
    30:48
  68. 76.
    Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow10/06/2017
    48:10
  69. 77.
    Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries09/29/2017
    40:39
  70. 78.
    Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre09/22/2017
    32:11
  71. 79.
    Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School09/15/2017
    32:00
  72. 80.
    Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine09/08/2017
    35:02
  73. 81.
    Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane09/01/2017
    32:15
  74. 82.
    Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing08/25/2017
    31:46
  75. 83.
    Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie08/18/2017
    42:47
  76. 84.
    Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy08/11/2017
    41:47
  77. 85.
    Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar08/04/2017
    39:15
  78. 86.
    Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings07/28/2017
    45:29
  79. 87.
    Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray07/21/2017
    43:42
  80. 88.
    Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor07/14/2017
    43:17
  81. 89.
    Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon07/07/2017
    52:06
  82. 90.
    Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire06/30/2017
    40:39
  83. 91.
    Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole06/23/2017
    42:30
  84. 92.
    Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty06/16/2017
    39:41
  85. 93.
    Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead06/09/2017
    39:47
  86. 94.
    Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak06/02/2017
    42:41
  87. 95.
    Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear05/26/2017
    45:08
  88. 96.
    Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep05/19/2017
    31:50
  89. 97.
    Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane05/11/2017
    46:20
  90. 98.
    Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish05/05/2017
    52:17
  91. 99.
    Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces04/28/2017
    47:47
  92. 100.
    Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey04/21/2017
    39:10
  93. 101.
    Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi04/13/2017
    45:18
  94. 102.
    Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey04/07/2017
    38:35
  95. 103.
    Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge03/31/2017
    45:10
  96. 104.
    Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles03/24/2017
    41:57
  97. 105.
    Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition03/17/2017
    39:25
  98. 106.
    Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane03/10/2017
    38:03
  99. 107.
    Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd03/03/2017
    41:30
  100. 108.
    Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time02/24/2017
    38:50
  101. 109.
    Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions02/17/2017
    43:17
  102. 110.
    Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant02/10/2017
    37:02
  103. 111.
    Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish02/03/2017
    38:12
  104. 112.
    Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe01/27/2017
    35:29
  105. 113.
    Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose01/20/2017
    29:03
  106. 114.
    Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy01/13/2017
    38:01
  107. 115.
    Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca01/06/2017
    48:32
  108. 116.
    No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits12/30/2016
    33:13
  109. 117.
    Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three12/23/2016
    30:39
  110. 118.
    Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman12/16/2016
    34:32
  111. 119.
    Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space12/09/2016
    32:03
  112. 120.
    Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands12/02/2016
    34:04
  113. 121.
    Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary11/25/2016
    43:15
  114. 122.
    Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children11/18/2016
    43:26
  115. 123.
    Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy11/12/2016
    37:17
  116. 124.
    Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island11/04/2016
    38:17
  117. 125.
    Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot10/28/2016
    40:20
  118. 126.
    Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams10/21/2016
    37:57
  119. 127.
    Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine10/14/2016
    42:31
  120. 128.
    Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden10/07/2016
    35:56
  121. 129.
    Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants09/30/2016
    36:43
  122. 130.
    Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster09/23/2016
    45:42
  123. 131.
    Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket09/16/2016
    42:01
  124. 132.
    Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam09/09/2016
    38:48
  125. 133.
    Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper09/02/2016
    35:30
  126. 134.
    Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill08/26/2016
    35:42
  127. 135.
    Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'08/19/2016
    32:07
  128. 136.
    Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn08/12/2016
    34:46
  129. 137.
    Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix08/05/2016
    32:13
  130. 138.
    Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream07/29/2016
    33:14
  131. 139.
    Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch07/22/2016
    35:09
  132. 140.
    Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon07/15/2016
    35:37
  133. 141.
    Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre07/08/2016
    33:38
  134. 142.
    Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin07/01/2016
    35:00
  135. 143.
    Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery06/24/2016
    30:47
  136. 144.
    Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider06/16/2016
    41:09
  137. 145.
    Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth06/09/2016
    39:48
  138. 146.
    Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain06/02/2016
    43:58
  139. 147.
    Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot05/26/2016
    39:45
  140. 148.
    Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump05/19/2016
    32:05
  141. 149.
    Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle05/13/2016
    44:05
  142. 150.
    Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier05/06/2016
    35:01
  143. 151.
    Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat04/29/2016
    37:55
  144. 152.
    Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box04/22/2016
    34:30
  145. 153.
    Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp04/15/2016
    33:46
  146. 154.
    Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf04/08/2016
    39:13
  147. 155.
    Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach04/01/2016
    37:58
  148. 156.
    Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid03/25/2016
    34:26
  149. 157.
    Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts03/18/2016
    32:01
  150. 158.
    No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special11/19/2015
    27:37
  151. 159.
    NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana06/26/2014
    16:53
  152. 160.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador06/25/2014
    19:16
  153. 161.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan06/24/2014
    15:09
  154. 162.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico06/23/2014
    13:15
  155. 163.
    NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia06/22/2014
    17:32
  156. 164.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria06/21/2014
    14:18
  157. 165.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland06/20/2014
    13:31
  158. 166.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast06/19/2014
    12:22
  159. 167.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile06/18/2014
    14:14
  160. 168.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria06/16/2014
    14:07
  161. 169.
    NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras06/15/2014
    12:29
  162. 170.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal06/15/2014
    13:39
  163. 171.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica06/14/2014
    12:12
  164. 172.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands06/13/2014
    11:38
  165. 173.
    NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia06/12/2014
    13:14
  166. 174.
    Where Are Episodes 2 - 52?03/14/2014
    0:25
  167. 175.
    Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish03/08/2014
    33:00

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