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Welcome To Patchwork

By Welcome to Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

  1. 1.
    Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?06/18/2019
    52:14
  2. 2.
    Season 4 Trailer06/11/2019
    2:33
  3. 3.
    Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)04/30/2019
    36:27
  4. 4.
    Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)04/16/2019
    37:27
  5. 5.
    Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson03/26/2019
    38:11
  6. 6.
    Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?03/12/2019
    35:30
  7. 7.
    Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?02/26/2019
    34:52
  8. 8.
    Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?02/12/2019
    34:53
  1. 9.
    Patch #40 - Should You Call Out An Unfunny Friend?01/29/2019
    34:24
  2. 10.
    Patch #39 - Do You Trust GPS Over Local Road Knowledge?01/15/2019
    33:02
  3. 11.
    Patch #38 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 201812/18/2018
    39:09
  4. 12.
    Patch #37 - Should You Take The Elevator To The First Floor?12/04/2018
    27:53
  5. 13.
    Patch #36 - Do You Wake Up As Soon As Your Alarm Goes Off?11/20/2018
    28:39
  6. 14.
    Patch #35 - Can Your Partner Also Be Your Best Friend?11/06/2018
    31:05
  7. 15.
    Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee10/23/2018
    39:26
  8. 16.
    Patch #33 - Did Your Parents Cut Off Your Crusts?10/09/2018
    29:28
  9. 17.
    Patch #32 - Should You Store Your Cups Upside Down?09/25/2018
    28:00
  10. 18.
    Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?09/11/2018
    28:07
  11. 19.
    Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)07/10/2018
    35:56
  12. 20.
    Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)06/26/2018
    49:30
  13. 21.
    Patch #29 - Quick Sew Melbourne06/05/2018
    35:13
  14. 22.
    Patch #28 - Detective Sass05/22/2018
    39:11
  15. 23.
    Patch #27 - I'd Subscribe To That05/08/2018
    42:30
  16. 24.
    Patch #26 - The Metrics of Cancelling Plans04/24/2018
    41:30
  17. 25.
    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry04/10/2018
    38:43
  18. 26.
    Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews03/27/2018
    41:25
  19. 27.
    Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann03/13/2018
    39:17
  20. 28.
    Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin02/27/2018
    37:04
  21. 29.
    Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie02/13/2018
    40:50
  22. 30.
    Patch #20 - Flapping Soles01/30/2018
    41:27
  23. 31.
    Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"01/16/2018
    40:10
  24. 32.
    Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts01/02/2018
    44:30
  25. 33.
    Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas12/19/2017
    43:40
  26. 34.
    Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation12/05/2017
    40:21
  27. 35.
    Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish11/21/2017
    39:13
  28. 36.
    Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)10/04/2017
    47:16
  29. 37.
    Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)09/20/2017
    41:18
  30. 38.
    Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy08/30/2017
    39:21
  31. 39.
    Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock08/15/2017
    44:13
  32. 40.
    Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts08/02/2017
    44:09
  33. 41.
    Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO07/19/2017
    35:26
  34. 42.
    Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice07/04/2017
    39:32
  35. 43.
    Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish06/21/2017
    35:48
  36. 44.
    Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina06/07/2017
    33:41
  37. 45.
    Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard05/24/2017
    38:13
  38. 46.
    Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian05/10/2017
    40:22
  39. 47.
    Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes04/12/2017
    32:11
  40. 48.
    Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket03/29/2017
    41:55
  41. 49.
    Patch #1 - Long Haired Women03/04/2017
    34:15
  42. 50.
    Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"02/28/2017
    2:01

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