Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh

*Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019*Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"
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Turns out that Dion hates a meandering walk but Christian and Josh love to go for a trot - conversation ensues. We find out our limits for how far we're willing to walk and under what conditions. Christian also reveals something shocking about his feet.We also take a trip to the tuck shop and reminisce about our old tuck shop orders and most likely what we'd order now as adults.Josh gives us an update on the Turtle saga for those who followed that story on our instagram.With very special guests 'Patchword of the day', 'Time to Think' and 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 30

33 min 2 sec

We discuss if it's ok to simply hang up a phone call while it's ringing, or if you should let it ring out to be polite. Christian thinks that under no circumstance can you hang up and he takes us through his '4 ring classification system'. We also delve into what kind of activities are permitted to be undertaken while waiting for your food delivery to arrive. Dion apparently loves to do a bit of a backyard prune!Josh also delivers the second part of his story about Kamahl. This installment details what it's like trying to use modern technology with an 87 year old singer.With very special guests 'Oh Wow', 'Never Scene It' and 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 16

32 min 20 sec

Christian picks a bone with Josh's tuneless whistling. We discuss what we've been up to since lockdown has lifted here in Melbourne. Number one post lockdown activity on Dion's list was a hair cut - is that weird? I rekon it's a bit weird. Christian is desperate to get into a store and sit on a couch as he seeks to furnish his new place and Josh just wants to do the boring thing of 'socialising' - what a commie bastard!Josh also regales us with the story of how he became friends with Kamahl. Kamahl has had a very interesting life and has some wild stories to tell, can't wait to share them with you!With very special guests 'Zoo Crew' and a different twist on 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 2

34 min 24 sec

How confident are you in being that first person to put their hands together at the end of a performance? It's a big risk, what if you get it wrong? They'll boo you out of the theatre, probably. We also critique those pointless empty gestures like pretending to pick something up that's fallen over when you have absolutely no intetion at all to follow through. Why would you bend over like a chump when someone else will, and by faking it you still get credit for trying. Just don't pause and hover halfway down like Dion's friend did. We also get a quick 'sausage in glass jar' update and Josh picks a bone with Christian's policy on washing glassware.With very special guests 'Mad Lifts' and 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 19

36 min 2 sec

We talk animal shelters, flat tyres and delivery estimate etiquette. Josh clumisly wades into dog eugenics while Christian can't stop talking about sexy dogs.We also go deep on dip. Should the foil stay or go once the seal has been broken? We just can't decide, what do you rekon? We also discover that Dion has shocking sour cream application technique.With very special guests 'Wheel of Fortune Cookie' and 'Really Good'.Josh's 'Game Boys' Melbourne Fringe show 'Hey Hey It's Lockdown' is on 8pm Friday 8th and 15th.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 5

36 min 39 sec

"The boys are back in town, the boys are back in towwwnnnn." *sung to the tune of "Boys Are Back In Town".While we've been hating our lives in lockdown, Dion's been gardening and ruminating on what could've been if he'd ever got a job at Bunnings. We give some advice to a Patreon in need whose housemate is taking way too much credit for recommending she try oat milk. We also tackle the age old question of what is required for an evening to be considered a 'night out' rather than just a catch-up. Heavy weight stuff in this one.With very special guests 'Sound Check' and 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 21

37 min 54 sec

Hello Patchworkers, it's been too long! Sorry for not communicating clearly with you as to what's been going on with the show. The short version is: 'it's been a bit shit during lockdown here in Melbourne, hasn't it?'.A juicy update for you all as we get back into it! Patchreons, keep an eye on the Patchreon feed for a big chat about how we've been feeling.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sep 16

5 min 31 sec

'What is the purpose of the front porch light if not to be left on for members of the household currently out of the house!?' says Josh indignantly during this episode. He's sick of fumbling with his keys while Christian sits inside laughing at how much electricity he's saving. The trio also ponder what's required of both parties when someone turns up to your house before you're ready.We also settle on our dream jobs if we were to have lived back in the Wild West in a frontier town and take a visit to Melbourne Zoo. I also change grammatical person throughout this show description.With very special guest 'Surreally Good' off the back of a listener request.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us on Patreon and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aug 3

33 min 37 sec

What is the etiquette surrounding after hours emails? Is there such a thing as an over-enthusiastic active listener? And Dion is shocked by Christian and Josh's reaction to seeing a mouse in their house - you won't believe what he says! With very special guests 'Sound Check and of course 'Really Good'.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jul 20

29 min 14 sec

How do you apply sauce to your food? Are you a side or top saucer? Can you defer a house tour? What do you point out when giving someone a tour of your house Whose responsibility is it to check pockets for tissues before a wash? Do you enjoy the feeling of a warm towel after a shower?With very special guests, Oh Wow, Mad Lifts and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jul 6

29 min 42 sec

Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 22

36 min 16 sec

Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review?    With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 8

38 min 6 sec

If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.    With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 25

28 min 16 sec

Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist.  With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 11

32 min 31 sec

Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room? With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 27

49 min 13 sec

Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping?  With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 13

38 min 14 sec

When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube? With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 30

35 min 31 sec

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house? With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 16

36 min 26 sec

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed. With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good. We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 2

35 min 15 sec

Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows?  With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good.  We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERESupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Feb 9

41 min 11 sec

Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to your partner, do you? How do your parents react when you leave their house? With very special guests Just Quickly with Josh, Sound Checks (Australian Prime Ministers) and of course, Really Good.    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jan 26

25 min 42 sec

If a third person arrives at an event, where should you sit them? Do you have a favourite stove-top burner? Dion takes Josh shopping for shoes. With very special guests Copy Cat, Fork or Spoon and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jan 12

34 min 45 sec

Can food be flushed down the toilet? Where do you dispose of mouldy food? Is it possible to 'over-punctuate' your sentences? Does dinner need to be eaten at the kitchen table? With very special guests Oh Wow, Wheel of Fortune Cookies and Really Gouda.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 2020

31 min 25 sec

Are you a good recycler? Do you request to takeaway your uneaten food from a restaurant? Why do sportspeople avoid looking directly into the camera? Are you comfortable maintaining eye contact with others?    With very special guests Nursery Rhymes, Scrolling Through Time and of course your Really Goods.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 2020

40 min 27 sec

Season 6 begins with a live recorded podcast for the Melbourne Fringe Festival! Are you particular about where things are left around the house? How do you react to cold water? Do you mind being wet? How much time should be spent preparing a snack?  Featuring special guests, Wheel Of Fortune Cookie, Hi Team and, of course, Really Good. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 2020

44 min 22 sec

This episode originally aired on 20 September 2017. Christian tells us about his ethnic upbringing (again), we revisit gift-giving, Josh hosts a houseparty, a sketch that didn't make the cut, Monotoly returns, Sah Great and a different take on 'Really Good' and a very special guest.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 2020

43 min 7 sec

This episode originally aired on 24 October 2018.Featuring Andy Lee from the Hamish & Andy duo, discussing blinking in photos, birthday cards and the Andy-pasto. With very special guests Forgive Me Father, Mr Minute and Really Good.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 2020

40 min 50 sec

This episode originally aired on 16 April 2017.Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very special guests Really Good and New School Courtyard.Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sep 2020

39 min 1 sec

This episode originally aired on 11 April 2018.The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, 'Curry, No Hurry.' With very special guests, Really Good, Oh Wow and Trent's Rooibos Challenge.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sep 2020

40 min 33 sec

Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Recounting things your parents forced you to do as kids.  With very special guests, Hi Team, Nursery Rhymes, Copy Cat and What's Your Favourite (Type of Flooring)?Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jul 2020

56 min 22 sec

Should you sit in the front seat when riding in an uber? When does a stranger stop being a stranger? Should you ever order tea at a cafe? Patch 68 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Oh Wow and Soundcheck (Australian Gameshow Hosts).Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 2020

33 min 28 sec

Lasagna, plate or bowl? How much should you clean up before a guest arrives? And Dion battles for corporate justice with another Rooibos Challenge. Patch 67 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Copy Cat (clearing your throat) and Hi Team.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 2020

38 min 11 sec

Christian is roasted by Josh for his attempts to get 'cosy'; finding an answering to the question, 'tell me a bit about yourself?' and we discuss our chopping skills. Patch 66 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. With very special guests Patchword Of The Day and Soundcheck.   Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 2020

30 min 6 sec

How long can you leave left overs in the fridge? What are the justifications for having a big night? Should you take lollies offered to you at a reception desk? Do you need to ask permission? Patch 65 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series.  With very special guests Oh Wow and a fun new game, Soundcheck. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 2020

30 min 50 sec

Patch 64 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchwork YouTube Live series. Josh recounts his unique birthday party experience; how much effort do you put into coordinating your clothes? do you bring your shopping inside in one trip? With very special guests Copy Cat and of course Really Good.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 2020

30 min 42 sec

Due to the cancellation of the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival and consequentially, our live shows, we decided to record a very special show via YouTube Live on April 26. If you want to WATCH this special Patch, head to our YouTube channel via youtube.com/welcometopatchwork. Who has the responsibility of calling back if a phone call drops out? Do you need to correct a typo in a text message? How many appliances should you plug in to a powerboard? With very special guests, Scrolling Through Time, Hi Team, Oh Wow and Really Good! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 2020

43 min

Josh takes it upon himself to give himself a nickname; should you shower in the morning or at night; measuring the space inside of a bag; taking the bin out at the end of the week and enjoying a little sip.    With very special guests Really Good, Scrolling Through Time, Oh Palau and Problem, No Problem. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 2020

38 min 50 sec

Can you buy a gift for a baby that it can't use immediately? Should you put clothes back on a hanger after trying them on? Should you listen to the music of a gig you're about to go to? With very special guests Really Good, "Hi Team" and "Your Favourite". Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 2020

39 min 35 sec

Episode 1 of Season 5 features the hilarious Tony Martin. We discuss where it's permissible to park when visiting a friend's home; preparing acceptance speeches for an award and the politics of refilling other people's glasses of water at a restaurant. With the return of Mr Minute, Forgive Me Father and Really Good.  You can listen to Tony Martin's Sizzletown through your favourite podcast app.  Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 2020

42 min 25 sec

It's the final Patch of Season 4 and we can't wait to get away from your clingy little ears! Christian confronts Dion about a recent phone call; we dissect if a text message is enough to dismiss the burden of communication; driving in convoys; how should you walk past someone who is seated at an event and another story from Nonno's Vege Patch. With very special guests Oh Wow, Copy Cat and House Music In The House of Commons. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Feb 2020

48 min 38 sec

Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jan 2020

44 min 55 sec

Our very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets?  With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good.  Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jan 2020

44 min 53 sec

Christian reflects on his Christmas Party Escape Room; Josh wonders whether a bill should be split evenly in all circumstances; and Dion seeks tree decoration advice.  Featuring Ho Ho of the Week, a Christmas Radio Announcement and Timmy Visits Santa 2019.  Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 2019

36 min 55 sec

How much hospitality should you show an overseas guest? Under what circumstances can you ask to stay in someone's house whilst travelling? How many hands should you eat a burger with?  Featuring Really Good, Plate or Bowl and Copy Cat. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 2019

34 min 4 sec

Do you need to be pleasant to friends you've bumped in to if you're in a rush? Do long messages always require proportionately long responses? When do you need to give up your seat on public transport? Featuring Really Good and a very special advert from Solymar Pioneers. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 2019

32 min 43 sec

Should you always close the door when you're in the toilet? Do dinner plans require a time and venue to be officially confirmed? Is it better to leave a small tip or no tip at all?  With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Josh finds The Drop. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 2019

38 min 28 sec

Christian, Dion and Josh dream about their dream change room, discussing the dynamics of group conversation, Josh gets in character and finds the drop, Dion adds another chapter to his search for the perfect barber and finally should you clean up while cooking or after the meal? With very special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 2019

39 min 37 sec

Would you share your lottery winnings? How about if the ticket was bought for you? Can you refuse to lend a book to a friend? Do you owe anything to the person giving you a lift? With very special guests Scrolling Through Time and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 2019

33 min 43 sec

Dion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a fresh story from Nonno's Vege Patch and Dion's European Rooibos Challenge. With special guests Oh Wow and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.   Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 2019

33 min 36 sec

Can you let yourself into someone's house? Can a personal item save your place in a queue? And how long can you leave that item there before you lose your spot? Will you pay for an audio guide at a gallery?    With special guests, Plate Or Bowl?, Sneezing Through Time and Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchworkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 2019

30 min 47 sec