Welcome To Patchwork

By Christian, Dion and Josh

*Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019*Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

  1. 1.
    Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
    37:54
  2. 2.
    Lockdown Update
    5:31
  3. 3.
    Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
    33:37
  4. 4.
    Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
    29:14
  5. 5.
    Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
    29:42
  6. 6.
    Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
    36:16
  7. 7.
    Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
    38:06
  8. 8.
    Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
    28:16
  1. 9.
    Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
    32:31
  2. 10.
    Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
    49:13
  3. 11.
    Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
    38:14
  4. 12.
    Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
    35:31
  5. 13.
    Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
    36:26
  6. 14.
    Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
    35:15
  7. 15.
    Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
    41:11
  8. 16.
    Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
    25:42
  9. 17.
    Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?
    34:45
  10. 18.
    Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?
    31:25
  11. 19.
    Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
    40:27
  12. 20.
    Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
    44:22
  13. 21.
    Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
    43:07
  14. 22.
    Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
    40:50
  15. 23.
    Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
    39:01
  16. 24.
    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
    40:33
  17. 25.
    Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
    56:22
  18. 26.
    Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
    33:28
  19. 27.
    Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
    38:11
  20. 28.
    Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
    30:06
  21. 29.
    Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
    30:50
  22. 30.
    Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
    30:42
  23. 31.
    YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
    43:00
  24. 32.
    Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?
    38:50
  25. 33.
    Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?
    39:35
  26. 34.
    Patch #61 - At What Level Should You Refill Someone's Glass Of Water? ft. Tony Martin
    42:25
  27. 35.
    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)
    48:38
  28. 36.
    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)
    44:55
  29. 37.
    Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
    44:53
  30. 38.
    Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019
    36:55
  31. 39.
    Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?
    34:04
  32. 40.
    Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?
    32:43
  33. 41.
    Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?
    38:28
  34. 42.
    Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?
    39:37
  35. 43.
    Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
    33:43
  36. 44.
    Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
    33:36
  37. 45.
    Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
    30:47
  38. 46.
    Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
    36:07
  39. 47.
    Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?
    33:00
  40. 48.
    Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?
    32:12
  41. 49.
    Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?
    31:26
  42. 50.
    Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?
    35:20

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