Resting On Pretty

By Cassie & Erin

America’s Next Top Model premiered in 2003, and has not been brought to justice in the nearly two decades since. Enter Cassie and Erin - two failed models, who each week sit down with an episode of the show to recap, review and reassess the competition that dared to ask “do you want to be on top?” The answer might surprise us all.

  1. 1.
    Emphasis On “Resting” - An Announcement
    0:37
  2. 2.
    Bird Facts Cast (S05E08-09)
    1:35:58
  3. 3.
    XOXO Gossip Santa
    1:24:49
  4. 4.
    Take A Nog On The Wild Side (S05E07)
    1:38:38
  5. 5.
    Country Style Hot (S05E06)
    1:29:25
  6. 6.
    I’m Zonked, Dude (S05E05)
    1:23:23
  7. 7.
    The Laziest Suzan (S05E04)
    1:19:31
  8. 8.
    Night Court Night Cast (S05E03)
    1:25:21
  1. 9.
    Are You Reelin’ In The Spunk (S05E02)
    1:18:05
  2. 10.
    Speaking Of Cocker Spaniels, Here’s A Podcast Episode (S05E01)
    1:31:58
  3. 11.
    BONUS: An Interview with Jenascia Chakos Carter
    34:08
  4. 12.
    Auspicious Incident Of The Janicesaries (S04 Post-Mortem)
    57:39
  5. 13.
    Ha Ha He Ha He w/ Fabiana Melendez (S04E12)
    2:05:38
  6. 14.
    Tales From The Model Vault (S04 Mailbag)
    1:13:52
  7. 15.
    So Hot So Guys (S04E11)
    1:23:34
  8. 16.
    Eat Pray Kloof (S04E10)
    1:13:12
  9. 17.
    Top 3 Bears You’d Kiss (Number 2 Will Shock You!) (S04E09)
    1:18:47
  10. 18.
    As The Saying Goes, "Butts Bitten, Twice Shy” (S04E08)
    1:24:46
  11. 19.
    International French Fry Afternoon Of Healing (S04E07)
    1:41:48
  12. 20.
    Truck Around And Find Out (S04E06)
    1:16:34
  13. 21.
    Ah, This’ll Age Well (S04E05)
    1:10:12
  14. 22.
    Secret Jay (S04E04)
    1:17:10
  15. 23.
    Firewalk-Off With Me (S04E03)
    1:30:50
  16. 24.
    Limo To Benihana (S04E02)
    1:37:37
  17. 25.
    It’s Cat World, We’re Just Living In It (S04E01)
    1:16:57
  18. 26.
    Osculate Osculate Bang Bang w/ Julia Haist and Calum Marsh (S03 Post-Mortem)
    1:23:15
  19. 27.
    It Will Get Fine Slowly w/ Heather Gray (S03E12)
    2:07:25
  20. 28.
    BONUS: An Interview with Ellie Ade Kur of Maggie’s TO
    14:07
  21. 29.
    Gumby 2 Tha Grave (S03 Mailbag)
    1:25:44
  22. 30.
    America’s Next Top Motorcycle (S03E11)
    2:02:38
  23. 31.
    Pink Punishment (S03E10)
    1:42:22
  24. 32.
    Sicko Mode On Bone (S03E09)
    1:26:17
  25. 33.
    Rancho Relaxo (S03E08)
    1:27:37
  26. 34.
    This Bonsai Is Kinda Nice With It (S03E07)
    1:52:18
  27. 35.
    PLEASE Do NOT Use SWARE WORDS On My Brownies!!! (S03E06)
    1:54:08
  28. 36.
    Walk A Mile In My Yabbos (S03E05)
    1:58:30
  29. 37.
    The Coward’s Puzzle (S03E04)
    1:56:52
  30. 38.
    Say Irish! (S03E03)
    1:38:00
  31. 39.
    For Fans Of Swimfan (S03E02)
    1:31:35
  32. 40.
    Barney’s Beanery Beer Bottle Bash (S03E01)
    1:09:42
  33. 41.
    This MF Said “Aubrey Hepburn” (S02 Post-Mortem)
    1:08:05
  34. 42.
    On The Cutting Edge Of Worst w/ Lauren Mitchell (S02E11)
    1:43:49
  35. 43.
    The Resting On Pretty 21st Episode Spectacular (S02 Mailbag)
    1:19:42
  36. 44.
    Prayers Up For Zeddy (S02E10)
    1:09:26
  37. 45.
    The Thousand Injuries Of Camille I Had Borne As Best I Could (S02E08)
    1:31:44
  38. 46.
    Basically Karen (S02E07)
    1:23:03
  39. 47.
    SmizeWatch 2020 (S02E06)
    1:12:52
  40. 48.
    Come On Down To The Spooky Seahorse (S02E05)
    1:09:31
  41. 49.
    Jellicle Cat Jellicle Chat (S02E04)
    1:35:07
  42. 50.
    Podcasts Are A Complete Waste Of Emotion And Time (S02E03)
    1:01:00

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