Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her!

Katie Groves and Zoe Knowlton

Scary ghosts, haunted places, and cursed items, oh my! Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her! is a paranormal podcast hosted by Katie Groves and Zoe Knowlton. Each hostess takes a turn trying to scare the other into never sleeping again! Join us every Friday with your favorite snack and beverage for some spooky stories.

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We are somewhere in between moist skeleton and meaty, fleshy bits. Plus, remember kids, if you're going to commit cannibalism, don't eat the brains. 

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Nov 26

1 hr 2 min

Have you ever been haunted by a hot dot rotisserie style ghost? Also, please have some ghost etiquette when you actually become a ghost. 

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Nov 19

1 hr 9 min

I don't need to explain the title. You know damn well who titled their paper what. Also, there's way too many ghosts in Cookeville. 

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Nov 12

1 hr 31 min

Ever been throat blasted by an alien? Well these two unfortunately souls have. Also, this other guy gets face blasted and says these two words together... "oppressively moist"...

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Nov 5

1 hr 5 min

Mirror Mirror on the wall, show me your spookiest bitches of all. Also, this second story is fucked up- no jokes. 

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Oct 29

1 hr 33 min

Lets talk about a lake with moist skeletons. Also, you can't have an underground lake with an island!

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Oct 22

1 hr 12 min

In today's episode, Jesus loses his forefinger and thumb doing a Y pose. Also, no Zoe, no one wondered why the place was haunted after 6 people died up in this bitch. 

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Oct 15

1 hr 9 min

I mean what do you expect when you exploit people and try to get free labor out of them?? Also, maybe don't build an amusement park on a native burial sight and it wont be haunted as shit... Just saying.

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Oct 8

1 hr 8 min

(Due to technical difficulties (ie Katie getting sick like a lil bitch [not covid]) we are launching episode 60 now and then 59 later) So do you wanna know how to summon a demon in the shower while butt naked?? Be sure to turn into this episode featuring the most wonderful Becky Kilimnik from Homespun Haints podcast! https://homespunhaints.com/

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Oct 1

1 hr 29 min

We were so close! So close to Project Blue Book saying it wasn't a weather balloon! Also, an incident where we reverse uno'ed aliens.

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Sep 24

1 hr 10 min

There's some serious tea going on in this abbey. Plus, I don't know about you, but turning into a hell hound when you die is metal af. 

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Sep 17

1 hr 25 min

Who installs a rain water collection system without a filtration, purification system? Also, this castle has a cool twist at the end so pay attention! There's gonna be a quiz!

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Sep 10

1 hr 19 min

Its been 1 year since we've put together this wonderful shit show. So please enjoy this hot special! A place so haunted a man shaped hole with a cowboy hat will whoop your ass. And a place so haunted that no one makes it out unscathed...

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Sep 3

2 hr 40 min

Even though this som bitch has been seen for over a century, no one has proof it exists. Also, not deer is straight from Adventure Time change my mind. 

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Aug 27

1 hr 16 min

A place so haunted you'll get the shit beat out of you and set on fire by a ghost. Also, what's with monochromatic, ghost women and staircases?

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Aug 20

1 hr 30 min

Bro if there are chains across a door in a hotel room, Imma head out. Also, ✨ cockinizers ✨

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Aug 13

1 hr 22 min

Kanye West said it best: "Tell me what's next? Alien sex. Imma disrobe you, then imma probe you" ... Anyways, it was just hot and shitty, moist air over Washington, and certainly not UFOs... 

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Aug 6

1 hr 16 min

Hold onto your butts because we're about to get a little woo woo up in here! On this volume of spooky corner, we interview the lovely Eunice who is a clairvoyant who can see spirits, auras, and astral project. She teaches us a little more about reiki healing, meditation, and vibrations. I don't know about you, but Katie seems sold!

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Jul 30

1 hr 25 min

Its not every day that TWO entire towns uproot themselves and move because of a cryptid. Plus, a story so haunting it may have actually broken Katie...

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Jul 23

1 hr 50 min

(Disclaimer!! If you start to feel nauseous, have a headache, dizzy, etc. please stop listening to this episode) For realz? Whats with these dolls not wanting anyone to know their business? 

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Jul 16

1 hr 39 min

Welcome to the Barnbarn Barn where there is an annoying ghost girl. Plus, a ghost that killed an alive person! Feat: Twisted & Uncorked https://twistedanduncorked.wixsite.com/podcast

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Jul 9

1 hr 16 min

So many kids it hurts us. Plus Native American ghost kids running through the air is not a sentence we thought we would hear. 

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Jul 2

1 hr 6 min

Oh this weeks episode of spooky tales, we have elementals, shadow people, full body apparitions, and cockroaches! 

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Jun 25

1 hr 13 min

The Lemp family really f*cked up by not investing in biscuits. Also, a mysterious woman comes out of the forest with pocket earrings.  Ft. Homespun Haints

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Jun 18

1 hr 20 min

Ah yes, because when I go on honeymoons, I buy castles that I just feel like restoring. Plus, that guy just needed a hand!! 

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Jun 11

1 hr 14 min

When someone is telling you there's more demon, there's probably more demons. Additionally, if you have 8 different voices coming out of your mouth, its time to call a priest...

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Jun 4

1 hr 11 min

Where you think the most important meetings would be held is just filled with dick head presidents trying to scare other people with ghost! Plus, a hotel where paranormal hanky panky takes place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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May 28

1 hr 29 min

Welcome to the third installment of Spooky Corner! On today's episode, we interview Jonathan Johnson from West Virginia Paranormal Investigations. He has been doing paranormal investigations for quite some time and has some spectacular stories to tell! youtube.com/wvpara IG:wvparainvestigations 

May 21

1 hr 8 min

In a county where aliens really just said "fuck them kids". Also, FLYING PIEPANS!! Ft. The Salty Speculation https://anchor.fm/salty-speculation/episodes/The-Salty-Speculation-Paranormal-Files-et5jbr

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May 14

1 hr 28 min

Welcome to the second installment of Spooky Tales! Where we, your hosts, scare the ever loving shit out of each other with the stories you send us. No matter how big or how small, we wanna read them! Hit us up at hauntheribarelyknowher@gmail.com.

May 7

1 hr 18 min

You're really gonna love this bridge; it really floats your goats! And apparently, you can wrangle as many demons as you want for additional power ups!  Ft. Queers for Fears  https://anchor.fm/queersforfears

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Apr 30

1 hr 27 min

Mr. Worldwide (not Mr. Pitbull) is into sex magic, drugs, and adulatory, oh my! Featuring the worst liar possible with multiple cases of "this you?". Ft. How's It Haunting? https://www.howsithaunting.com/

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Apr 23

1 hr 59 min

We got a whole state that is filled with some creepy spots that were built on mass burial grounds, and if we learned anything on this podcast, its that you can't do that. Plus, there's more spoopies that are happening around Gettysburg! 

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Apr 16

1 hr 17 min

On today's episode we learn that Cali had some evolvement in the Civil War. Plus, featuring some ankle grabbers! Ft. Seriously Sinister  https://open.spotify.com/show/07BHoPqsPlOt4z8du7aX3O

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Apr 9

1 hr 19 min

This is the first installment of Spooky Tales! Where we the hosts read your stories instead! No matter how big or how small the story, we read them. If you want to have your story read on our show, be sure to send us an email at hauntheribarelyknowher@gmail.com! 

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Apr 2

1 hr 28 min

A cemetery where two grown men argue about the existence of a vampire for way too long. Additionally, have ya'll ever heard of germs??? Ft. Ladies Fright  https://anchor.fm/ladies-fright

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Mar 26

1 hr 21 min

We gotta cover that woo woo spiritualism and its key players before we get into some spicy hauntings that came from this movement. Also, Katie may or not be practicing witchcraft now. She'll never tell!  Ft. Keep It Weird  https://www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/

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Mar 19

1 hr 21 min

We call in Katie's friend Rachel for an interview! She disclosed to us in a secret note that she is an automatic writer and she didn't even know it! So we pull her onto the podcast to discuss what creepy happenings she's had writing. We cracked open some cold ones for this interview so make sure you do to!

Mar 12

1 hr 15 min

Escape artist by day, debunking the fraudulent mediums by night- our boy never wants to be shown up. Also, sometimes that cancel culture can hit hard! Ft. Drinking the Koolaid  https://www.dtkpod.com/

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Mar 5

1 hr 21 min

Kids, don't try to see how long you can stay awake for. You might turn into a self-cannibalizing zombie. Additionally, make sure your 13 year old kids don't have access to your knives and guns. They may start a gang war or something.  Ft. History Goes Bump http://historygoesbump.com/

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Feb 26

1 hr 4 min

If we learned anything from this episode is that the US government really loves cancel culture. Also, the US government is just filled with socially awkward people... There's no surprise there. 

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Feb 19

1 hr 16 min

Sometimes its ok to just leave the lights on when you don't want to go back into a haunted a haunted house. Also, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it could also be a goose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Feb 12

1 hr 3 min

Sometimes, its just better to just tear a whole building down. Just yeet it away. Also, a not quite a castle that is decently quite haunted. 

Feb 5

1 hr 19 min

If we've learned anything from this podcast, its that ghost children are the woooooorst. Also, don't come to this sanatorium unless you want your car high jacked by the devil.  

Jan 29

1 hr 20 min

In this house, we don't trust when the US government says its a weather balloon! Also, please don't pet the humans. They get scared too easily. 

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Jan 22

1 hr 16 min

Even in death, a woman's spirit is still quite thirsty for traveling men. Additionally, featuring a 7 foot tall shadow that will curb stomp some rats for you.  Ft. Homespun Haints https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/homespun-haints/id1464464952 https://open.spotify.com/show/6z2RNMlMad1f5Q45hbaxXA

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Jan 15

1 hr 4 min

Learn this one weird trick to summon a poltergeist that local psychics don't want you to know! Also, I think if we have leaned anything its that if its a castle, its haunted. PERIODT. Ft. Stories With Sapphire https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stories-with-sapphire/id1495941921?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 https://open.spotify.com/show/3mag99EygwfUS7UZPdVOuq

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Jan 8

59 min 2 sec

We hope you all are ready for a real special treat! On this very first episode of the Spooky Corner, we interview Austin "Shazam" Phifer (from Nerd It Through The Grapevine podcast) who is an experienced paranormal investigator. He tells us of his most haunted places and stories for a bone chilling hour long episode.  Buckle up kiddoes, this one is a WILD ride!!  Nerd It Through The Grapevine https://open.spotify.com/show/2K6UbFUAcPxcTMiJRGuH4D  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nerd-it-through-the-grapevine/id1526779235

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Jan 1

1 hr 20 min

ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ. Yₒᵤ ᵦₑₜₜₑᵣ 𝓌ₐₜ𝒸ₕ ₒᵤₜ. Yₒᵤ ᵦₑₜₜₑᵣ 𝓌ₐₜ𝒸ₕ ₒᵤₜ. You better watch out. You better watch out. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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Dec 2020

48 min 45 sec

Has no one learned their lesson to not build over the creepy well? Or to not build houses on blood soaked battle fields?? Guess not. Also, there's nothing better than a ghost that loves to talk mad shit and spill some T. 

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Dec 2020

1 hr 34 min