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Cover My Ass

By Khaki & K

Amid the towering stacks of a mysterious Library we desperately ‘review’ books we haven’t read — with tenacity, ingenuity and love. We only judge a book by its cover!

  1. 1.
    97 · Animals(?) of the Time Patrol10/29/2020
    37:19
  2. 2.
    96 · Shoulder Pump Chicken Dance10/29/2020
    41:04
  3. 3.
    95 · Chaps Contain Holes10/22/2020
    33:49
  4. 4.
    94 · Cthulhio's Rules10/15/2020
    33:43
  5. 5.
    93 · Meet the Greebles10/08/2020
    30:49
  6. 6.
    92 • Ahoy-Polloi10/01/2020
    37:37
  7. 7.
    91 · 2D Tiddlywinks09/24/2020
    36:18
  8. 8.
    90 · Bed, Wed, Behead09/17/2020
    38:57
  1. 9.
    89 · Elvisaurus the Pelvisaurus09/10/2020
    33:54
  2. 10.
    88 · Xavier's School for Perfectly Normal Children09/03/2020
    33:01
  3. 11.
    87 · Emergency Squirts08/27/2020
    29:51
  4. 12.
    86 · Don't Be Shellfish08/20/2020
    32:49
  5. 13.
    85 · SpaceWhy08/13/2020
    34:32
  6. 14.
    84 · Presumably Fake Costello08/06/2020
    31:54
  7. 15.
    83 · Mess with Earth, Get the Wedgie07/30/2020
    31:06
  8. 16.
    82 · Defensive Nudity07/23/2020
    5:43
  9. 17.
    81 · Cats Fold Time & Space07/16/2020
    30:45
  10. 18.
    80 · From Innsmouth to Outsmouth07/09/2020
    30:51
  11. 19.
    79 · Soft Porn Unicorn07/02/2020
    37:50
  12. 20.
    78 · Polishing the Crystal Planetoid06/25/2020
    5:42
  13. 21.
    77 · Rampant Homophonia06/18/2020
    30:14
  14. 22.
    76 · Larry Garson's Low-Colonic Thagomizer06/11/2020
    37:14
  15. 23.
    75 · The Reverse Dewey06/04/2020
    36:35
  16. 24.
    74 · Reverse Werewolf Boyfriend Quest05/28/2020
    47:14
  17. 25.
    73 · Finnish is the Opposite of French05/21/2020
    29:26
  18. 26.
    72 · No Baiting on the Sabbath05/14/2020
    31:42
  19. 27.
    71 · The Florence Foster Jenkins of Podcasting05/07/2020
    32:54
  20. 28.
    70 · Jockstraps for boobs04/30/2020
    35:21
  21. 29.
    69 · Nice04/23/2020
    35:47
  22. 30.
    Announcement! Livestream Apr 25!04/22/2020
    1:00
  23. 31.
    68 · Daniel Craig in Rian Johnson's "The Baroness"04/16/2020
    33:08
  24. 32.
    67 · Bucked in the Futon04/09/2020
    29:44
  25. 33.
    66 · Volvo Loves Gash04/02/2020
    32:40
  26. 34.
    65 · K-Y Jelly-fish03/26/2020
    29:45
  27. 35.
    64 · Reverse Zoology03/19/2020
    30:43
  28. 36.
    63 · Fourth Wall Hack03/12/2020
    35:17
  29. 37.
    62 · Upon a Pale Limousine03/05/2020
    32:25
  30. 38.
    61 · Daniel Are Horny02/27/2020
    29:17
  31. 39.
    60 · Olives of the Nut World02/20/2020
    29:42
  32. 40.
    59 · A Pound of Fuck-Clumps02/13/2020
    33:33
  33. 41.
    58 · The One-Eyed Venetian02/06/2020
    33:56
  34. 42.
    57 · Through the Ear of a Cover Artist01/30/2020
    31:53
  35. 43.
    56 · Hyper-Light Blessing01/23/2020
    31:07
  36. 44.
    55 · OK Hoofer01/16/2020
    32:04
  37. 45.
    54 · A Broom In A Dress01/09/2020
    5:41
  38. 46.
    53 · Tenzing Norgay's Cameraman01/02/2020
    35:37
  39. 47.
    52 · Anne McCaffrey's Whizzy-Blendy Thing12/26/2019
    43:21
  40. 48.
    50 · I Can't Believe It's Nut-Butter!12/12/2019
    26:03
  41. 49.
    49 · The Innsmouth Look12/05/2019
    35:05
  42. 50.
    48 · The Practicing Promosexuals11/28/2019
    38:50
  43. 51.
    47 · Three and a Half Floppy Inches11/21/2019
    33:21
  44. 52.
    46 · Rooby Roo, Where Are You? (Ron Goulart)11/14/2019
    32:54
  45. 53.
    45 · Physician Whom? (Philip K. Dick)11/07/2019
    36:40
  46. 54.
    44 · Urine For A Treat (L. Sprague de Camp)10/31/2019
    36:11
  47. 55.
    43 · Pranksy-Handed Wiggle-Time (Elvira Woodruff)10/24/2019
    30:18
  48. 56.
    42 · Richard A Knaak's Page-Hacking Exploits10/17/2019
    31:21
  49. 57.
    41 · Marion Zimmer Bradley's Spanking the Pixie10/10/2019
    35:03
  50. 58.
    40 · Barry B. Longyear's Robot Gigolo Nuts and Bolts10/03/2019
    38:40
  51. 59.
    39 · Brett Davis's Ballad of Butthole, Montana09/26/2019
    32:15
  52. 60.
    38 · Travis S. Taylor's Motorboat City U.S.A.09/19/2019
    28:17
  53. 61.
    37 · Jeffrey Lord's Best Book Ever09/12/2019
    36:08
  54. 62.
    36 · Louise Katz's Abacus-Diabolique09/05/2019
    36:09
  55. 63.
    35 · Poul Anderson's Tiger Ball Pit08/29/2019
    39:13
  56. 64.
    34 · Charles L. Harness's Jonathan Jr. First Blood, Part III: Pig in the City08/22/2019
    37:31
  57. 65.
    33 · Robert Schekley's Blacklight Barcode Ballet08/15/2019
    34:16
  58. 66.
    32 · John Myers Myers' Dire Lyre Mire08/08/2019
    37:27
  59. 67.
    31 · Esther Friesner's Two-Handed Pole-Arms08/01/2019
    41:28
  60. 68.
    30 · Open Day I07/25/2019
    32:35
  61. 69.
    29 · Blake Whitecock Returns07/18/2019
    41:07
  62. 70.
    28 · Spider Robinson's Ornery Leopard07/11/2019
    38:58
  63. 71.
    27 · Paul French's Hotshot Rock Knockers07/04/2019
    45:27
  64. 72.
    26 · Roy Meyers's THOT To His Enemies06/27/2019
    38:37
  65. 73.
    25 · Stephen Gresham's Swomp Thang06/20/2019
    41:56
  66. 74.
    24 · Dominique Verseau's Bringing Porn to the Pornless06/13/2019
    35:58
  67. 75.
    23 · Robert E. Mills's Definitely Not Star Wars06/06/2019
    40:43
  68. 76.
    22 · Catherine Asaro's Fondling the Magic Deck05/30/2019
    31:21
  69. 77.
    21 · Christopher Anvil's Katzendämmerung05/23/2019
    39:33
  70. 78.
    20 · James P. Hogan's Rainbow Revolution05/16/2019
    38:07
  71. 79.
    19 · Orson Scott Card's Gay Razzmatazz05/09/2019
    43:43
  72. 80.
    18 · Andre Norton's Shoshone-Suomi Showdown05/02/2019
    45:04
  73. 81.
    17 · Jerry Sohl's Nuclear Neo-Fascist Burning Man04/25/2019
    40:49
  74. 82.
    16 · A Very No-Nipple Era04/18/2019
    38:41
  75. 83.
    15 · Let's Rod 'Em04/11/2019
    40:45
  76. 84.
    14 · Kicked In The R’s04/04/2019
    34:10
  77. 85.
    13 · Musk Has the Dragon Capsules03/28/2019
    28:01
  78. 86.
    12 · Fish Fingers — Not Flounder Gloves03/21/2019
    25:33
  79. 87.
    11 · A Moebius Ring-World03/14/2019
    26:18
  80. 88.
    10 · Not How You Eat Fugu03/07/2019
    27:36
  81. 89.
    9 · Sucked into the Cyber-Quilt02/28/2019
    25:09
  82. 90.
    8 · Lips That Touch 'Nip02/21/2019
    30:23
  83. 91.
    7 · Trekkies at a Ren Fair02/14/2019
    25:37
  84. 92.
    6 · Rome Money, Rome Problems02/07/2019
    28:22
  85. 93.
    5 · After Eating the Missionary01/31/2019
    28:08
  86. 94.
    4 · Riddled with Johnson's Tubes01/24/2019
    33:04
  87. 95.
    2 · Asymmetrical Twenty-nine-pack01/10/2019
    27:34
  88. 96.
    1 · A Little Bump of Lunar Regolith01/03/2019
    25:20

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