2 Dumb For This

Trenton and Jesse

Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk. Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady. Join these two best friends as they discuss whatever dumb things comes t

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In this episode of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast, Trenton and Jesse talk about the Fleshlight Launch - a new, futuristic bluetooth sex machine. If you want to help the guys buy a Fleshlight Launch, consider joining the Boner Show Club. They also discuss dog poop and pee pranks. Enjoy the show!Call the BEEF line: 80-BEEF-0483 (802-333-0483)Join the Boner Show Club and listen to exclusive episodes: www.2dumbforthis.com/bonershowclubFollow on InstagramLike on FacebookFollow on TwitterOfficial Website

Aug 19

73 min

In the next episode of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast, Trenton and Jesse talk about the Fleshlight Launch - a new, futuristic bluetooth sex machine. Enjoy this clip from the next episode of the 2 Dumb For This Show.Call the BEEF line: 80-BEEF-0483 (802-333-0483)Join the Boner Show Club and listen to exclusive episodes: www.2dumbforthis.com/bonershowclubFollow on InstagramLike on FacebookFollow on TwitterOfficial Website

Aug 18

2 min

Trenton and Jesse are back with an all-new 2 Dumb For This episode. The boys discuss life with brand new puppies and Jesse gets dramatic about his stubbed toe. Things get wild and crazy on the all-new 2 Dumb For This show. Join the BONER SHOW CLUB at www.2dumbforthis.com and listen to all-new 2 Dumb For This shows you can't hear anywhere else. This the best way to support the show.Call the BEEF line and leave a voicemail for the show: 80-BEEF-0483 (802-333-0483)Follow on TwitterFollow on InstagramLike on Facebook

Aug 11

101 min

A brand new episode of the 2 Dumb For This Show with Trenton and Jesse is coming bright and early tomorrow morning. Jesse thinks he broke his toe while chasing a puppy in flip flop! Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.Join our premium BONER SHOW CLUB at www.2dumbforthis.com to hear episodes you can't hear anywhere else. Call the BEEF line and leave a voicemail for the show: 80-BEEF-0483 (802-333-0483)www.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthis 

Aug 10

5 min

This 'Best Of' episode comes from December 18, 2018. The full episode is called "21 Hump Street." Trenton and Jesse spent three weeks recovering from high fevers, vomiting, and the shits, and they come back swingin' when they discover a listener had mailed the show a polaroid of his dong. Enjoy this clip!

Aug 4

42 min

Trenton and Jesse from 2 Dumb For This are back for the exciting conclusion to THE 4AM SHOW. Enjoy Part 3. Right here. Right now.www.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.2dumbforthis.com

May 22

75 min

Trenton and Jesse are back for the exciting conclusion to THE 4AM SHOW. Enjoy this snippet from PART 3. www.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.2dumbforthis.com

May 21

4 min

Trenton and Jesse are back for Part 2 of The 4AM Show. As the night progresses, they get progressively more weird. The boys discuss adult entertainer Kenzie Reeves, an infamous 911 phone call, and life after death. Enjoy!www.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.2dumbforthis.com

May 6

94 min

The brand new 2 Dumb For This episode is launching Wednesday, May 6. Subscribe now wherever you listen to podcasts.Call the BEEF line. Leave a voicemail and intro the next show: 844-906-2333www.2dumbforthis.com

May 4

5 min

Trenton and Jesse recently stayed up until 4AM chatting like a couple of old hens. And we recorded it ALL. We're breaking the entire show up into a few episodes. In PART 1 of THE 4AM SHOW, Trenton and Jesse explore the different accents of women and how the accents make them feel "down there." Enjoy!www.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.tiktok.com/@2dumbforthisJoin the email list: www.linktr.ee/2dumbforthis

Apr 28

74 min

Enjoy this clip from tomorrow's all-new episode of the 2 Dumb For This Show. Trenton and Jesse recently stayed up until 4AM chatting like a couple of old hens. And we recorded it ALL. We're breaking the entire show up into a few episodes. In PART 1 of THE 4AM SHOW, Trenton and Jesse explore the different accents of women and how the accents make them feel "down there." The all-new episode launches tomorrow, April 28, 2020.www.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.tiktok.com/@2dumbforthisJoin the email list: www.linktr.ee/2dumbforthis

Apr 27

3 min

Jesse and Trenton are definitely 2 Dumb For This. In this episode, the boys talk about their time in Coronavirus lockdown, raising kids, and the time Trenton put a stuffed fish on his wiener. Enjoy it!www.facebook.com/2dumbforthiswww.twitter.com/2dumbforthiswww.instagram.com/2dumbforthiswww.tiktok.com/@2dumbforthisJoin the email list: www.linktr.ee/2dumbforthis

Apr 15

129 min

Jesse and Trenton are back with an all-new episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. Where have they been for the last several months? How are their Coronavirus lockdowns going? And how much would it take to have Trenton all to yourself for an entire weekend of sin? Find out now in this welcome back episode!Follow the guys on TikTok! @2dumbforthis

Apr 1

158 min

Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.

Jul 2019

86 min

Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.

Jul 2019

3 min

Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He's one of the funniest comics out there and you absolutely must check him out. In this episode, we have a good time with Dusty Slay.

Jun 2019

71 min

Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He's one of the funniest comics out there and you absolutely must check him out. In this episode, we have a good time with Dusty Slay. The episode launches Tuesday, June 25. Don't miss this one!

Jun 2019

4 min

Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album *Never Have I Ever* "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get sentimental about their previous life in a failed punk rock band and they play a couple of of their old songs.

Jun 2019

103 min

The previous episode sucked. And it ends really quickly without much explanation. After the episode ended, Trenton and Jesse kept recording. We're gonna play the behind the scenes episode for you to let you know that we know that the previous episode sucked. The guy was nice. The interview was nice. But there was something about his voice that put Trenton in a really bad mood. This is just Trenton and Jesse shooting the shit for a little bit longer. We hope you enjoy the behind the scenes audio. Enjoy!

Jun 2019

25 min

Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album *Never Have I Ever* "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get sentimental about their previous life in a failed punk rock band and they play a couple of of their old songs. This episode launches Tuesday, June 18. Don't miss it!

Jun 2019

6 min

Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a funk while the boys discuss hairless guinea pigs. Things get awkward and the show ends abruptly.

Jun 2019

64 min

This episode launches Tuesday, June 11. Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a funk while the boys discuss hairless guinea pigs. Things get awkward and the show ends abruptly. Subscribe now so you don't miss it!

Jun 2019

4 min

Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O'Neal. And Welldagum calls into the back end of the show.

Jun 2019

121 min

Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O'Neal. And Welldagum calls into the back end of the show. This show launches Tuesday, June 4.

Jun 2019

3 min

This is a BEST OF clip from our episode called BRACKLE DACKLE. Be sure and check out the full episode!

May 2019

14 min

Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. Don't miss this one. Listen now!

May 2019

74 min

Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. This episode launches Tuesday, May 28.

May 2019

3 min

Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald's The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and Jesse chat comedy and music with Kevin. This is an amazing show. You don't want to miss it. Be sure and check out Kevin's upcoming tour dates and subscribe to his podcast below.

May 2019

89 min

"Kevin McDonald" launches Tuesday, May 21! Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald's The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and Jesse chat comedy and music with Kevin. This is an amazing show. You don't want to miss it. Be sure and check out Kevin's upcoming tour dates and subscribe to his podcast below.

May 2019

2 min

The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The VelociPastor!

May 2019

89 min

The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The VelociPastor! This episode launches on Tuesday, May 14.

May 2019

2 min

Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA celebrity superstar... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show.

May 2019

175 min

Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA superstar celebrity... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show. This episode launches Tuesday, May 7.

May 2019

4 min

Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like Sports Illustrated, The Chive, BroBible, Barstool Sports and many more. Enjoy!

Apr 2019

116 min

Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like Sports Illustrated, The Chive, BroBible, Barstool Sports and many more. Ashley's episode launches Tuesday, April 30. Don't miss it!

Apr 2019

2 min

Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave are hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. How do they do the magical things they do with CAKE?! Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them out!

Apr 2019

101 min

Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave and hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them out! This episode launches Tuesday, April 23.

Apr 2019

4 min

Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 2 of a very special TWO PART episode, the epic conclusion. More alcohol is consumed. Jesse's dog pooped in his childhood bed (which we think explains a lot) and we teach you how to grapefruit your man. Download and listen right now. Do it.

Apr 2019

106 min

Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 1 of a very special TWO PART episode. Lots of ground gets covered. And some family secrets get revealed. Download and listen right now.

Apr 2019

99 min

Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. Part 1 launches Tuesday, April 9. You don't want to miss this one!

Apr 2019

3 min

Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts. Listen now!

Mar 2019

124 min

"Tracy Pereira" launches Tuesday, March 26. Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts.

Mar 2019

5 min

The one, the only Mike Bocchetti joins Trenton and Jesse on this very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. The guys talk food, the Civil War, and Dances with Wolves. You don't want to miss this one! Also, Josh and Liz from Colorado call the show.

Mar 2019

115 min

"Mike Bocchetti" launches Tuesday, March 19. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with the one and only comedian Mike Bocchetti. The guys spend an hour with Mike talking about sobriety, the civil war, and the 2nd Amendment. This is one you won't want to miss!

Mar 2019

2 min

Trenton used to do WHAT in the pool?! In "Brackle Dackle," Trenton and Jesse take calls from Josh in Colorado and Todd in Iowa. Todd's mom is a good sport. And he has a cat with a dick for a nose. Well, at least we THINK it's a cat. Jesse pukes. Trenton pukes. Overall, it's a pretty normal 2 Dumb For This show. Enjoy!

Mar 2019

118 min

"Brackle Dackle" launches Tuesday, March 12. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with Todd from Iowa. Todd tells the guys he has a cat with a dick nose and it ends with Jesse puking down his shirt. You don't wanna miss this one!

Mar 2019

4 min

WARNING: This episode contains spoilers and graphic content. Children should not listen to this episode, or really any other of our shows for that matter. Trenton and Jesse spend an entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. It's a must-see. Watch it before you listen to this episode. There WILL be spoilers. You've been warned. Now enjoy the show!!

Mar 2019

117 min

Episode #27 is coming Tuesday, March 5. Trenton and Jesse spend the entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Watch the movie and then tune in here. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker and shop merch: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com

Mar 2019

4 min

Trenton celebrates a birthday! What did his wife get for him? I dunno, you'll have to listen to find out. But it's something BIG. Jesse gets pissy with smartphones. And the boys get trapped in a closet with R Kelly.

Feb 2019

93 min

Episode #26 is coming Tuesday, February 26. Trenton had a birthday and you won't believe what his wife got him!! Check out this clip from the upcoming show and tune-in on Tuesday to hear all about Trenton's big surprise present. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker and shop merch: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com

Feb 2019

2 min

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