No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek

Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva

Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve in this brand new podcast. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still having no new notifications.

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Kanan & Manek chat about podcast award shows, being 100% middle, audio branding, getting SMS spam, deserted island questionnaires, the ruining of fantasies, Octomom, accents, and a revolutionary new app.   Visit www.nonewnotifications.com to contribute and be a part of the show.   Music (Arranged, Produced and Mixed) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com).   Mixed by Nishant Agarwal.

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Jul 2020

48 min 2 sec

Kanan & Manek chat about recaps, bulk SMS, finding the best segment break, podcast awards, ASMR, movie ratings, LinkedIn, online shopping helplines, & Hi The App progress!    Visit www.nonewnotifications.com to contribute and be a part of the show.    Music (Arranged, Produced and Mixed) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com).   Mixed by Nishant Agarwal. 

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Aug 2020

42 min 28 sec

Kanan & Manek chat about SMS spam, Bruno Mars lyrics, shopping helplines, hating popular things, digital housekeeping, the bumper prize mega takeaway, and a song by various artists.   Visit www.nonewnotifications.com to contribute and be a part of the show.    Music (Arranged, Produced and Mixed) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com).   Mixed by Nishant Agarwal.

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Aug 2020

36 min 26 sec

Kanan & Manek chat about haters, making the podcast high-concept, a courtroom trial of hypocrisy, using filler content, saying goodbye to Linkedin, Shop-line Bling, and a brand new chord.   Visit www.nonewnotifications.com to contribute and be a part of the show.    Music (Arranged, Produced and Mixed) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com).   Mixed by Nishant Agarwal.

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Aug 2020

51 min 40 sec

Kanan & Manek chat about modern etiquette, Shopline Bling, unbelievable stories, well-researched topics, animal enemies, an odd vintage superhero, HiTheApp business model, and the song by various artists. Visit www.nonewnotifications.com to contribute and be a part of the show.  Music (Arranged, Produced and Mixed) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com). Mixed by Nishant Agarwal.

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Aug 2020

48 min 32 sec

Kanan and Manek chat about prepared conversation, Modern etiquette, improving Captchas, unclear instructions, unbelievable stories, things our listeners hate, non celebrity fan clubs, and continue their song. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arrange, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Sep 2020

59 min 30 sec

Kanan and Manek stumble over words and recover quickly with anime shines to discuss their surprise marriage, Manek's strong design opinions, modern etiquette, medical buzzfeed, emoji finding, signatures, your shopping dilemmas and a song by various artists. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arrange, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)      

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Sep 2020

1 hr 10 min

Kanan and Manek soar through some talking points, conduct the very first Emoji Olympics (featuring Vinesh and Deepa), discuss unclear instructions, modern etiquette with no padding whatsoever, strange things that people hate, including household chores, and release the demo of the song by various artists. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Oct 2020

53 min 10 sec

Kanan and Manek discuss the heavy toll of improvisation, Instagram and customer copy etiquette, your shopping dilemmas, avante garde signs, animal enemies, the world's worst chores and discuss how to make our song...grammy nominated. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Oct 2020

47 min 57 sec

Kanan & Manek discuss conflicting talking points, hold the Emoji Olympics Finale, declare more rules of modern etiquette, talk about haters and late learners, and have a long-overdue board meeting for HiTheApp™. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Oct 2020

1 hr 5 min

Kanan & Manek traverse Talking Points, sympathise with Late Learners, set up crisp rules for Modern Etiquette, provide valuable shopping opinions, introduce a much needed news segment for the stories that concern regular folks, and release the song by various artists! All this and more in our powerpacked entry into roman numerals. This is episode XI! Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Oct 2020

1 hr

Kanan & Manek march through Talking Points, give Haters a voice, hear from Late Learners, try to comprehend some Unclear instructions, set up more rules of Modern Etiquette, provide excuses for HiTheApp not being ready, run another Regular People News story, and carve out dedicated ad-space for potential sponsors! Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Oct 2020

48 min 13 sec

Kanan & Manek bicker over Talking Points, do a co-CEO performance review, leave a breadcrumb trail for online advertisers, attempt to solve your Shopline Bling dilemmas, discuss Animal Enemies, and endorse very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Nov 2020

50 min 53 sec

Kanan & Manek do synchronised Talking Points, discuss rules of Modern Etiquette, read out Facebook advertising keywords, learn about Late Learners, try to get a quality assurance certificate for the podcast, throw an apple-party to watch the Apple event, and endorse the very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Nov 2020

56 min 6 sec

A devious bit of trickery makes Manek do his very first improv scene (feat. Kaneez and Natasha), after which NNN charges through sock updates, Shopline Bling, a deep dive into early internet usernames, reading out some listener feedback, introducing the podcast mythology (or uNNNiverse) and a late dive into late learners. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Nov 2020

1 hr 8 min

Forced by a wicked witch (embodied by Deepa) to do an entire episode without cursing, Kanan & Manek consider ditching episode numbers, discuss the illegal NNN subreddit, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, read through your Shopline Bling dilemmas and Internet usernames, test out a doomed French segment, and enthusiastically promote this episode’s sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

Dec 2020

51 min 21 sec

Manek and Kanan discuss a strong snub, uncover the secret origins of the NNN subreddit, s'asseoir dans le coin de la France, consider Manek's trouser scenario, debut a brand new segment for Lovers (not fighters), review late learners, modern etiquette, announce a competition and read out some messages from our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Dec 2020

1 hr 2 min

Manek and Kanan provide sexy motivation, announce their ground-breaking new  Spotify-killer app, rediscover Myspace, discuss Loverz (of things other people hate), review Late Learners, decide techniques and yarn colours for their kNNNit off, read about your shopping dilemmas, and have a message from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)

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Dec 2020

1 hr

Kanan and Manek submit their very own podcast app for review, discuss animal enemies, try to recreate the magic of a lost late learners segment, explore the wild world of Heavy Metal Knitting (with Nathalie Cortada), connect with more content on Myspace, review rules of modern etiquette, and read out messages from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Dec 2020

1 hr 5 min

Manek and Kanan push through a week full of Wednesdays to announce the release of the official NNN App (TM? Sure, why not), have their first disagreement on a Modern Etiquette, explore the wonderful world of educational rhyming, announce a mark of the highest recognition for podcast listeners —The Golden Zero, read about things you hate, consider the next step for the podcast, discuss 2021 predictions, and read out our lovely sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jan 7

1 hr 16 min

Kanan and Manek launch an educational diss track business, discuss the new feature requests for the NNN app, take Modern Etiquette to greater heights, discuss more 2021 predictions, enter the wonderful world of collectors, answer your shopping queries and read out our lovely sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jan 16

1 hr 19 min

Don't worry. Manek and Kanan discuss just what this whole thing is about, an app update (and war update?), discuss your fantastic collections, modern etiquette, what we learned too late, love and hate, issue a call for winners, and discuss a potential real sponsor? What's really important is that you don't worry. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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Jan 24

1 hr 13 min

LINK TO VIDEO: https://vimeo.com/510292482 Kanan & Manek attempt their first ever video episode of the podcast, shot in a high-definition yet slightly blurry format. They bake a cake with Vinesh, reveal new features of the NNN app, test the scientific difference between crunchy and crispy, gather winners from across the internet to play a challenging game, define more rules of modern etiquette, conclude a long-running series of audio stings, host the Emoji Olympics with Joel & Joanna, and close with a message from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Feb 9

1 hr 15 min

Manek and Kanan recount their travels in a novel & non-threatening format, take feedback about the NNN app, discuss exquisite collections, investigate expired apologies, celebrate the winners among us, revisit a shopping dilemma, and figure out a last minute sponsor for the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Feb 15

55 min 36 sec

Kanan & Manek (constantly breaking new ground in podcasting history) host the first ever audio-only gaming channel, discuss the universally-beloved NNN app, solve a mystery that didn't need solving, create a safe space for expired apologies, revisit the divisive crunchy-crispy debate, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, and announce messages from our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Feb 27

1 hr 9 min

While continually complaining about Zoom lag, Kanan and Manek consider having a user manual for this increasingly lore-heavy podcast, issue a stern warning to merchandisers, discuss new features for the NNN app, make a public declaration, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, read about a shocking collection, and announce the sponsors for the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Mar 16

48 min 59 sec

Kanan & Manek propose launching a futuristic blockchain token for NNN, have an open and honest discussion about fingerless gloves, explore a method to document the ever-expanding lore of the show, declare more rules of modern etiquette, resolve your shopping dilemmas, hold the world's first audio-only unboxing for a long-awaited toothbrush, and thank our generous sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Mar 28

1 hr 2 min

Kanan and Manek create a public Wiki page to help newcomers catch up on the podcast mythology, discuss a possible roadblock for their invaluable crypto tokens, declare new rules of modern etiquette, deliver on the promise of a 3-panel comic, celebrate the winners among us, learn about what you learned too late in life, recount unexpected encounters with strangers, and thank the sponsors of the show.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Apr 12

54 min 47 sec

KG and MD, discuss the Biggest of Updates, Manek's admin war to launch the fully middle album, talk through some stranger things, peruse the blooming NNN fandom wiki, broadcast your public declarations, hammer in the most modern of etiquette, meet our latest learner yet, celebrate the true winners who listen to this podcast and as always, list out our very real sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Wiki: nonewnotifications.fandom.com App (yes really) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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Apr 20

55 min 48 sec

The No New Notifications Network is Launched! KG and MD are joined by Kenneth Sebastian, first entrant into the exclusive NNNN as they discuss the extensive and complex features of the new EXPLOSIVE app update, read out some wonderful poetry by a younger KG and MD, discuss statistics, Manek's complex diet strategy, announce the quest for the ultimate snack, and as always read out our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Wiki: nonewnotifications.fandom.com App (yes really) : Download Github: NNNApp Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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May 9

1 hr 6 min

Kanan & Manek announce the official NNN podcast app on iOS (signalling the end of the soft-war with Apple), scheme potential ways to make money through the podcast, explore unusual food combinations in a brand new seg, learn what you learned too late in life, decide the fate of an under-utilised MySpace page, read about your unique collections, debate Manek’s punctuality, and shout out the sponsors of the podcast.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  Android App : Download iOS App (finally) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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May 27

1 hr 8 min

Another one joins the dust! KG and MD chat with Surbhi Bagga as The Overthink Tank emerges on the ever-expanding NNN podcast network, they lay down a diss track for a dying social media network, announce a surprisingly polished Friendship feature for the app, remain non-judgmental about your unlikely food combinations, strategise the success of the NNN cryptocurrency, make a plan to accelerate podcast releases, and thank our generous sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jun 12

59 min 53 sec

Don't Start Listening Here! Our very first filler episode has KG and MD doing a deep, deep dive into the programming and design that makes the No New Notifications app possible. Well also invent the worlds best seeker bar and a new exciting way to reward extreme luck. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jun 17

56 min 41 sec

Kanan and Manek chew through app updates, a very special discuss of the boundaries of their friendship, new rules of modern etiquette, what you hate that everyone loves (or no one else notices), a frankensnack tasting, your strangest strangers and of course the sponsors who keep this gyre spinning. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jun 20

57 min 21 sec

LINK TO REACTION VIDEO: odysee.com/@nonewnotifications:3/podcastersreact:c   In what can only be described as art (because it would fail to qualify as anything else), real-life podcasters Kanan & Manek react to a podcast video they found on the internet (LINK TO ORIGINAL VIDEO: vimeo.com/510292482).   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jun 29

1 hr 35 min

KG and MD issue an ultimatum to a contest, celebrate true winners amongst the podcast listenership, talk about exciting new podcast features, a revolutionary breaking of old ground, your shopping dilemmas, the world's first neutral palate-eviscerating frankensnack, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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Jul 3

1 hr 16 min

Kanan and Manek release the world's only explicit guided meditation. Peace and Love.  Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 6

10 min 11 sec

KG and MD take a misty stroll through the wonders of skincare, get an update on the powerful PBI, discuss your strangest strangers, your wildest snacks, and marvel in wonder at the most sponsors we've ever had for an episode. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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Jul 13

57 min 18 sec

Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode that directly goes against the NNN ethos. Instead of creating a fully middle podcast devoid of any fluff, in this episode KG and MD completely embrace the fluff, have a deep discussion on the various types of fluff, interview a spectacularly uninteresting guest, have words on the tip of their tongues, and decide whether to reveal something, all before taking some much needed time off for silent contemplation.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 16

40 min 1 sec

Kanan & Manek carefully consider the latest development in a long-running grudge, reveal the secret of how Manek got jacked ripped & shredded all in one day, lay down rules of Modern Etiquette, debate your dilemmas on Shopline Bling, mentally feast on some Frankensnacks, reminisce about spontaneously-invented games, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 17

1 hr 5 min

Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode of No New Notifications where replacement hosts Vinesh Johny & Joanna Davala talk about your wildest collections, while Kanan & Manek listen and provide feedback as studio audience members.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 24

23 min 45 sec

KG and MD reveal another twist in an ongoing war, induct another podcast into the glorious NNNNetwork / audio cult, read out your suggestions for the official NNN app, debate an extremely divisive Modern Etiquette, share the shallow games you invented, and thank the unfortunate sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com  

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Jul 29

1 hr 4 min

Kanan learns that Manek keeps talking points for each segment of the podcast; so to take some of the pressure off, Kanan writes down what he assumes to be Manek's thoughts, and has him read them out.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

53 min 7 sec

Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, and our friend Vikram hates Inception, chocolate, and the laughter of innocent children. You’ve hated things everyone else loved, and loved things everyone else hated, and we’ve collected all your contributions thus far into one convenient string of painfully polarising emotions.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

1 hr 35 min

By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but you've also won unique competitions you've won in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you were awarded a 12-piece antique glass set. Kanan & Manek take a walk through our entire hall of fame of winners so far.    Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

1 hr 19 min

In the absence of sponsors, Kanan and Manek generate their own, starting with somewhat prepared ones to increasingly abstract, absurd and largely improvised companies that give fictional money to the podcast in return for real publicity. Sadly many of these coupon codes have expired, but in this supercut, their memory lives on.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

1 hr 30 min

Kanan and Manek find that the stiff necked victorian manuals for how one must conduct themselves in society are now hideously out of date. What are the standards of etiquette that one must follow in modern society? How do you correctly share a powerbank, or end a text message conversation? Is your phone passcode your intellectual property, and just what are you supposed to do with email signatures? All these questions and more are discussed and codified by KG and MD in Modern Etiquette.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

2 hr 51 min

Socrates once said "all I know is that I know nothing", but he never wrote into the podcast. Sometimes we go through much of our lives only to realise that we were holding a stupid piece of knowledge in our fists. It could be a fact, a firmly held opinion, an entire cosmogony, or just wildly wrong lyrics to a Savage Garden song. Late learners celebrates all the things that we learned too late, because it's never too late. Write to us, Socrates.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 30

1 hr 21 min

To keep audiences from getting sick of their voices, Kanan & Manek hatched an ingenious plan to occasionally call a fresh voice on the podcast, a guest, who can add their own ingredients to this already confusingly flavoured soup we call a podcast. Here are all those voices, played one after another like a poorly coordinated choir.   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 31

1 hr 30 min

Manek and Kanan have different views when it comes to shopping. Should you buy things with deliberation or excitement? Shopline bling was created as a helpline for listeners who are fraught with shopping dilemmas. Should you buy that coffee machine, that parachute, or that squirrel on your fingers? All questions answered here, shoplines are open. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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Jul 31

3 hr 17 min