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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

By Lizard People

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

  1. 1.
    The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard10/11/2019
    52:14
  2. 2.
    No One Dies In Disney with Julia Prescott10/04/2019
    59:05
  3. 3.
    Lady Gaga Is A Murderer with Joan Ford09/27/2019
    53:49
  4. 4.
    Time Cube with Xavier Rotnofsky09/20/2019
    49:26
  5. 5.
    Double Whammy with Devin and Greg!09/13/2019
    1:05:14
  6. 6.
    Alex Jones is Bill Hicks with Kai Choyce09/06/2019
    48:22
  7. 7.
    The Great Angel Sex Cover-Up With Yaki Margulies08/30/2019
    1:03:22
  8. 8.
    The Sea People with AJ Salas08/23/2019
    51:57
  1. 9.
    Adam Sandler Scam with Jessica Svendsgaard08/16/2019
    1:00:46
  2. 10.
    There Is No New York Marathon with Will Hines08/08/2019
    1:01:04
  3. 11.
    Announcement/Mini-Episode!08/02/2019
    9:01
  4. 12.
    The Bermuda Triangle with Hollow Public Radio06/14/2019
    1:12:26
  5. 13.
    Ed Edwards Killed Everybody with Matt Newell06/07/2019
    53:19
  6. 14.
    The Kennedys Killed Marilyn Monroe with Chase McCown05/31/2019
    1:04:43
  7. 15.
    The New Orleans Hornets and the 2012 Draft with Zander Frost05/24/2019
    53:26
  8. 16.
    H.R. Giger And The Illuminati with Matt Gourley (Revisited)05/17/2019
    54:11
  9. 17.
    Natalie Wood’s Murder with Jimmy Fay05/10/2019
    1:01:24
  10. 18.
    Kanye Is Doing Performance Art with Zora Bikangaga and Greg Smith05/03/2019
    1:14:38
  11. 19.
    The Cuban Embassy Plot with Mel Cowan04/26/2019
    1:08:50
  12. 20.
    A Star Is Born Takes Place In An Alternate Universe Where 9/11 Never Happened with Cait Raft04/19/2019
    56:52
  13. 21.
    Men in Black with Dave Child04/12/2019
    1:09:21
  14. 22.
    Jesus' Stolen Body with Holly Laurent and Greg Hess04/05/2019
    1:09:31
  15. 23.
    PETA Is a Sham with Brona C. Titley and Tom Neenan03/15/2019
    1:16:09
  16. 24.
    The Black Dahlia Murder with Joey Bergren and Justin Sherman03/01/2019
    51:56
  17. 25.
    Trump Is A Russian Asset with Betsy Stover02/22/2019
    1:01:10
  18. 26.
    Tupac Is Alive In Cuba with Cara Meyers02/15/2019
    54:06
  19. 27.
    Who Is Poppy? with Max Lasser02/08/2019
    1:03:02
  20. 28.
    Roko’s Basilisk with Lee Rubenstein02/01/2019
    1:09:19
  21. 29.
    Britney Spears Is Trapped with Rachel Chapman01/25/2019
    57:07
  22. 30.
    Birds Aren’t Real with Kyle Kenyon01/18/2019
    1:00:09
  23. 31.
    Jesus Was Invented By The Romans with Steve Hernandez01/11/2019
    1:03:50
  24. 32.
    The Hum with Rebecca and Jason01/04/2019
    48:22
  25. 33.
    Jimmy Buffett Won The World Series For The Red Sox with Patrick McDonald and Ryan Middledorf12/14/2018
    1:00:06
  26. 34.
    Dennis Rodman Is A Spy In North Korea with Agata and Anastasia12/07/2018
    1:04:20
  27. 35.
    The Pixar Theory with Ashlyn Anstee11/30/2018
    1:04:32
  28. 36.
    Boys On The Tracks with Cory Webster11/23/2018
    50:57
  29. 37.
    The Mork And Mindy Plot with Michael Dean11/16/2018
    1:05:53
  30. 38.
    Nazis Were Aliens with Area 5111/09/2018
    1:17:54
  31. 39.
    Drake’s Kid Is Actually Kanye’s with Nick Casalini11/02/2018
    56:03
  32. 40.
    Sega Killed Michael Jackson with Todd McClintock10/26/2018
    1:04:32
  33. 41.
    Aliens Are Interdimensional Future Humans with Cody Ziglar10/19/2018
    55:13
  34. 42.
    Music is Brainwashing Us with Jessica McKenna10/12/2018
    54:53
  35. 43.
    Khloe Kardashian Is OJ’s Daughter with Carl Tart10/05/2018
    56:47
  36. 44.
    There Are No Trees with Ben Dietzel09/28/2018
    51:18
  37. 45.
    The Rendlesham Forest Incident with Colton Dunn09/21/2018
    50:25
  38. 46.
    Vampires Are Real with Jen Zaborowski09/14/2018
    1:09:38
  39. 47.
    H.R. Giger and the Illuminati with Matt Gourley09/07/2018
    53:48
  40. 48.
    Lorde Is Secretly 40 with Stevie Nelson08/31/2018
    1:07:01
  41. 49.
    Israel Uses Animal Spies with Zach Reino08/24/2018
    1:08:09
  42. 50.
    Soy Gives Men Boobies with Jesse Ray Beaumont08/17/2018
    55:49
  43. 51.
    Y2K Is The Reason Everything Sucks with Patrick Kang and Michael Levin08/10/2018
    50:26
  44. 52.
    The Pyramids Were Hydroelectric Power Plants with Suzi Barrett08/03/2018
    1:00:09
  45. 53.
    Ahmadinejad Killed Michael Jackson with Anna Hossnieh07/27/2018
    57:48
  46. 54.
    Suge Knight Killed Tupac with Casey Feigh07/20/2018
    50:33
  47. 55.
    Jesus' Lost Years with Ptolemy Slocum07/13/2018
    53:34
  48. 56.
    Bohemian Grove with Dave Child (Revisited)07/06/2018
    1:03:05
  49. 57.
    A Cursed Mummy Sank the Titanic with Conor Dowling06/29/2018
    56:06
  50. 58.
    Jonestown Was A Failed MKUltra Experiment with Drew Droege06/22/2018
    53:36
  51. 59.
    The Montauk Project with Colleen Watson06/15/2018
    54:25
  52. 60.
    Melania’s Great Escape with Emily Schmidt06/08/2018
    48:53
  53. 61.
    The British Royals Are Lizard People with Sarah Claspell06/01/2018
    55:51
  54. 62.
    Nazis Inside the Earth with Marcy Jarreau05/25/2018
    56:50
  55. 63.
    The Call In Show!05/18/2018
    1:06:17
  56. 64.
    Finland Doesn’t Exist with Beth May05/11/2018
    56:46
  57. 65.
    Beyoncé is Solange’s Mother with Oscar Montoya05/04/2018
    1:03:39
  58. 66.
    The Secret Technology Gap with Geoff Ross04/27/2018
    1:14:28
  59. 67.
    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ Five Year Contract with Rebecca Leib04/20/2018
    57:08
  60. 68.
    The Homunculus with Andy Kneis04/13/2018
    52:06
  61. 69.
    Large Hadron Collider Or Shiva’s Stargate? with Kelly Nugent04/06/2018
    56:41
  62. 70.
    Michael Jordan’s Gambling Scandal with David Zwick03/30/2018
    56:09
  63. 71.
    The World Ended In 2000 with Grant Pardee03/23/2018
    1:06:51
  64. 72.
    Bitcoin Was Created By a Rogue AI with Sam Balter (Weird Work Podcast)03/16/2018
    1:01:26
  65. 73.
    Lyme Disease Is Biological Warfare with Alie Ward03/09/2018
    59:25
  66. 74.
    Elon Musk Is An Alien with Geoff Kaufman and Thayer Frechette03/02/2018
    57:41
  67. 75.
    Area 51 Is A Smokescreen with Winston Carter02/23/2018
    50:42
  68. 76.
    The Moon Is a Hollow Satellite with Matt McCarthy02/16/2018
    1:09:57
  69. 77.
    Genealogy Sites Are Stealing DNA Information with Dani Rosenberg02/09/2018
    57:10
  70. 78.
    Flat Earth with Ben Dietzel02/02/2018
    1:01:34
  71. 79.
    Melania's Body Double with Lindsay Stidham01/26/2018
    55:02
  72. 80.
    Parallel Universes with Michael Gardner01/19/2018
    54:36
  73. 81.
    The Mob Killed JFK with Mary Sasson01/12/2018
    56:47
  74. 82.
    The Cecil Hotel Cover-Up with Heather Anne Campbell01/05/2018
    56:39
  75. 83.
    The Simpsons Are A Black Family with Lorraine DeGraffenreidt12/22/2017
    1:06:48
  76. 84.
    The Air Conditioning Scam with Bryan Rainstein12/15/2017
    51:17
  77. 85.
    The Catholic Church Is Pagan Satan Worship with Ariana Lenarsky12/08/2017
    51:22
  78. 86.
    Jesus Was Married with Pam Murphy12/01/2017
    53:09
  79. 87.
    The Business Plot with AJ Salas11/24/2017
    1:07:49
  80. 88.
    Workplace Sexism and the Puritans with Erica Bardin11/17/2017
    57:17
  81. 89.
    Tainted Halloween Treats with Alison Stevenson10/20/2017
    43:21
  82. 90.
    Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind with Shane Lennon10/13/2017
    52:35
  83. 91.
    9/11 Was An Inside Job with (REDACTED)03/25/2017
    36:00
  84. 92.
    Fran Theory Mini Ep. #5 - George Soros03/21/2017
    21:53
  85. 93.
    Secretly LGBTQ+ Politicians with Petey Gibson03/17/2017
    52:43
  86. 94.
    Chemtrails and Contrails with Mike Lane03/10/2017
    1:07:15
  87. 95.
    The Digital Television Conspiracy with Sarah Claspell03/03/2017
    53:28
  88. 96.
    Pet Microchips with Haley Hepworth02/24/2017
    55:19
  89. 97.
    Fran Theory Mini Ep. #4 - Sandy Was Dead, Grease Is A Dream02/21/2017
    14:57
  90. 98.
    Pearl Harbor with Tiffany Reeves02/17/2017
    58:58
  91. 99.
    Skull And Bones and The 2004 Election with Edgar Momplaisir02/10/2017
    1:08:01
  92. 100.
    Fran Theory Mini Ep. #3 - Fidel Castro's Many Conspiracy Theories02/07/2017
    11:43
  93. 101.
    Courtney Love Killed Kurt Cobain with Molly Fite02/03/2017
    55:28
  94. 102.
    HH Holmes and Jack The Ripper with Jim Zimmerman01/27/2017
    1:05:41
  95. 103.
    The Wine Cork Conspiracy with Billy Merritt01/20/2017
    55:41
  96. 104.
    Michael Hastings' Death with Kerry O'Neill01/13/2017
    54:27
  97. 105.
    Fluoridated Water with Angela Gulner01/06/2017
    56:03
  98. 106.
    Special End Of The Year Episode12/23/2016
    35:09
  99. 107.
    Marisa Tomei's Oscar with Patrick McDonald12/16/2016
    48:09
  100. 108.
    Ferris Bueller Wasn't Real with Clara Baker12/09/2016
    1:00:10
  101. 109.
    Predictive Programming with George Barber12/02/2016
    1:11:27
  102. 110.
    Conspiracy Conspiracies with Wave Segal11/25/2016
    1:01:07
  103. 111.
    Sylvia Plath with Julia Meltzer11/18/2016
    1:01:00
  104. 112.
    Hollow Earth with Ben Dietzel11/11/2016
    56:25
  105. 113.
    The Patriarchy with Elle Eckley11/04/2016
    45:23
  106. 114.
    The Grand Grimoire with Patrick Ehlers10/28/2016
    1:00:06
  107. 115.
    One Direction Babygate with Brooke Hartnett10/21/2016
    55:51
  108. 116.
    Fran Theory Mini Ep. #2 - The Truth About Taylor10/14/2016
    26:53
  109. 117.
    Corporate Conspiracies with Scott Thiede10/07/2016
    1:00:07
  110. 118.
    Animal Uprising with Ele Woods09/30/2016
    57:07
  111. 119.
    The Shakespeare Authorship Question with Jeff Zuschlag09/23/2016
    58:35
  112. 120.
    The Fake Moon Landing with Matt Johnson09/16/2016
    40:54
  113. 121.
    The 1985 NBA Draft with Jake Regal09/09/2016
    58:24
  114. 122.
    Lizard People and David Icke with Brandon Blanks09/02/2016
    1:00:39
  115. 123.
    JFK and the CIA with Maria Perros08/26/2016
    1:08:09
  116. 124.
    The Owl Theory with Allegra Ringo08/19/2016
    53:50
  117. 125.
    The Beatles Never Existed with Todd McClintock08/12/2016
    56:28
  118. 126.
    Ancient Astronauts with Mark David Christenson08/05/2016
    1:11:12
  119. 127.
    Bush and Britney with Sarah Franklin07/29/2016
    56:18
  120. 128.
    Fran Theory Mini Ep. #1 - The Ballad of Melania Trump07/22/2016
    24:06
  121. 129.
    Bohemian Grove with Dave Child07/15/2016
    1:02:28
  122. 130.
    Big Pharma with Omri Kruvi07/08/2016
    1:05:40
  123. 131.
    The Denver Airport with Oliver Carder07/01/2016
    1:03:40
  124. 132.
    Hitler's Death with Erika Curry06/24/2016
    1:11:15
  125. 133.
    Andy Kaufman's Death with Lindsay Stidham06/17/2016
    51:50
  126. 134.
    Simulation Theory with Joe Quint06/03/2016
    1:01:53
  127. 135.
    Beyonce and the Illuminati with Olivia Duncan05/20/2016
    1:01:04
  128. 136.
    Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer with Michael Dean05/06/2016
    1:05:21
  129. 137.
    Princess Diana with Jamie Di Spirito04/22/2016
    1:08:27
  130. 138.
    OJ Simpson with Nicole Jeans04/08/2016
    54:07
  131. 139.
    Area 51 with Ian Hamilton03/25/2016
    1:10:23
  132. 140.
    Katy and JonBenét with Nina Concepción03/11/2016
    55:07
  133. 141.
    The Moon Landing with Evan Ponter02/26/2016
    56:46
  134. 142.
    DB Cooper with Colton Stickney02/15/2016
    1:00:37
  135. 143.
    Incandescent Lightbulbs with Jessica Christian01/29/2016
    1:06:59
  136. 144.
    Elvis with Todd McClintock01/15/2016
    1:05:27
  137. 145.
    Bigfoot with Ashlyn Anstee12/30/2015
    46:30

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