This podcast is satire. This podcast is irony. It is not based in fact. It is not meant to inspire you to do anything. Lots of the commentary contained herein is vulgar and may contain disparaging remarks about race (I mean who likes elves?), religion, politics, and individuals. It may get fanciful, ludicrous, and should be considered wildly apocryphal, but nothing is said out of malice. Nothing is said out of hatred. It is all said with the desperate (at times pathetic) hope to get laughs. Listener/Viewer discretion is advised.