The Dad is here, with co-host “B” to talk parenting, life, social issues, and give out all kinds of advice that you would probably be smart to ignore. Together, The Dads tackle all of the important subjects Americans care about today: spanking, racism, the drug war, and whether or not wives should get the death penalty for nagging. What The Dads won’t tell you is that the entire podcast is just a ruse to keep you occupied and distracted as they lure you into joining their cult. Next thing you know, you’ve given The Dads all your money, you’re living in a log cabin in New Mexico, drinking the leader’s potion and getting ready to blast off to Zarcon-22. Muwahahahahaha! Tune in today to The Dad Presents to be entertained and amazed. Free cookies to anyone who makes it out alive!