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Judge John Hodgman

By John Hodgman and Maximum Fun

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

  1. 1.
    Classic Friendaround19 September 2018
    52:33
  2. 2.
    Jerky Duty12 September 2018
    57:10
  3. 3.
    Don't Call the Next Witness6 September 2018
    52:06
  4. 4.
    Race Closed30 August 2018
    55:31
  5. 5.
    Jerseyprudence22 August 2018
    51:44
  6. 6.
    Waffle House Arrest16 August 2018
    1:03:38
  7. 7.
    Nein Tense of the Law8 August 2018
    55:07
  8. 8.
    Swipe Right to Remain Silent1 August 2018
    54:28
  1. 9.
    Statute of Celebrations25 July 2018
    51:14
  2. 10.
    Much Ado About Clothing18 July 2018
    53:51
  3. 11.
    Edible Arraignments11 July 2018
    54:20
  4. 12.
    Into the Teal4 July 2018
    47:20
  5. 13.
    Live From Chicago 2018, Part 227 June 2018
    1:17:09
  6. 14.
    The Booth, the Whole Booth, and Nothing But the Booth20 June 2018
    53:32
  7. 15.
    The Whistle Throne13 June 2018
    53:28
  8. 16.
    Live From Chicago, 20186 June 2018
    1:09:15
  9. 17.
    Dance Like No One is Showering30 May 2018
    44:15
  10. 18.
    Across State Felines23 May 2018
    55:51
  11. 19.
    Wedding Clashers16 May 2018
    56:43
  12. 20.
    Eminent Bromain10 May 2018
    49:48
  13. 21.
    The Most Beautiful Man in Jurisprudence2 May 2018
    59:02
  14. 22.
    Tambourine With the Evidence25 April 2018
    49:19
  15. 23.
    Yappy Trails18 April 2018
    51:57
  16. 24.
    Beyond a Reasonable Bout11 April 2018
    1:07:15
  17. 25.
    Chips Annoy!4 April 2018
    54:11
  18. 26.
    Legal Jar Gone28 March 2018
    50:56
  19. 27.
    Refrigerator Firefighter21 March 2018
    48:45
  20. 28.
    Judge's Court, Judge's Rules14 March 2018
    51:35
  21. 29.
    Undisclosed Financial Settlement of Catan7 March 2018
    55:56
  22. 30.
    Shut Your Spy Hole!28 February 2018
    56:02
  23. 31.
    The Battlestar Galactist Generation21 February 2018
    48:48
  24. 32.
    Tux Evasion15 February 2018
    1:01:00
  25. 33.
    Duplo Jeopardy8 February 2018
    57:24
  26. 34.
    Transcendental Irritation31 January 2018
    55:08
  27. 35.
    Moral High Ground vs. Moral Pit24 January 2018
    40:04
  28. 36.
    Live From San Francisco Sketchfest, 201818 January 2018
    1:01:54
  29. 37.
    Check Pleas10 January 2018
    53:11
  30. 38.
    Chandler Braggin' on Beeps3 January 2018
    56:04
  31. 39.
    Coq Au Ban27 December 2017
    55:02
  32. 40.
    Lodging: A Complaint21 December 2017
    58:58
  33. 41.
    Seating Arraignments14 December 2017
    58:02
  34. 42.
    Ayn Rand Out!6 December 2017
    44:46
  35. 43.
    Grouse Negligence29 November 2017
    56:20
  36. 44.
    Marco? Justice!22 November 2017
    54:31
  37. 45.
    Phantom Stereo Repair Shop15 November 2017
    49:28
  38. 46.
    Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017, Part 28 November 2017
    1:16:38
  39. 47.
    Bonus Episode: Jesse Thorn Interviews John Hodgman for Bullseye3 November 2017
    1:00:05
  40. 48.
    Turing Testimony1 November 2017
    1:00:12
  41. 49.
    Public Befriender25 October 2017
    1:01:00
  42. 50.
    Pro Patink All the Way18 October 2017
    48:42
  43. 51.
    Live from the London Podcast Festival 201711 October 2017
    1:12:18
  44. 52.
    A Podcast for the Problemless4 October 2017
    50:40
  45. 53.
    Live From Brooklyn , NY 201727 September 2017
    1:17:54
  46. 54.
    Planted Evidence20 September 2017
    47:52
  47. 55.
    He Bed, She Bed6 September 2017
    46:12
  48. 56.
    Fudgie the Bail30 August 2017
    55:17
  49. 57.
    Little Weirdsies23 August 2017
    51:44
  50. 58.
    Sport Reform16 August 2017
    59:42
  51. 59.
    Nap Judgment9 August 2017
    57:27
  52. 60.
    Burden of Pooch3 August 2017
    53:23
  53. 61.
    Buffalo Wild Writs26 July 2017
    57:10
  54. 62.
    Muzzbarketing and Morning Beverages19 July 2017
    48:50
  55. 63.
    Live in Chicago at Very Very Fun Day 201712 July 2017
    1:05:29
  56. 64.
    Might as Well Judge6 July 2017
    55:37
  57. 65.
    Common Law Carriage28 June 2017
    54:12
  58. 66.
    Innjustice21 June 2017
    55:51
  59. 67.
    Deep in the Misanthropy Hole14 June 2017
    50:02
  60. 68.
    Live From SF Sketchfest 20177 June 2017
    1:14:44
  61. 69.
    Scaritime Law31 May 2017
    1:00:04
  62. 70.
    Vehicular Man-Squatter24 May 2017
    58:15
  63. 71.
    Sisterhood of the Gaveling Pants17 May 2017
    53:30
  64. 72.
    New Schemes to Violate the Social Contract10 May 2017
    47:46
  65. 73.
    Live From the London Podcast Festival3 May 2017
    40:23
  66. 74.
    In Flagrante Delicto26 April 2017
    47:33
  67. 75.
    Justice Extruded is Justice Denied19 April 2017
    53:44
  68. 76.
    Live From Washington, DC12 April 2017
    1:12:13
  69. 77.
    Too Many Cooks Spoil the Borth5 April 2017
    41:45
  70. 78.
    DNA NDA29 March 2017
    1:02:29
  71. 79.
    In-lawful Gathering23 March 2017
    1:13:24
  72. 80.
    The Emoluments Pause15 March 2017
    59:04
  73. 81.
    Oculus Miffed9 March 2017
    48:08
  74. 82.
    Live From Philadelphia, PA 20161 March 2017
    1:31:39
  75. 83.
    Married to the Ghost of George Washington22 February 2017
    38:40
  76. 84.
    Robe Hate Court16 February 2017
    57:09
  77. 85.
    When I Say Justice, You Say Served8 February 2017
    56:14
  78. 86.
    Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016 Part 22 February 2017
    1:32:39
  79. 87.
    First Come, First Seat, Third Served25 January 2017
    46:26
  80. 88.
    Witnessing the Badger19 January 2017
    53:31
  81. 89.
    The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice11 January 2017
    52:52
  82. 90.
    Live From Brooklyn, NY 20165 January 2017
    1:24:19
  83. 91.
    Woodsy Bob Newhart29 December 2016
    56:24
  84. 92.
    Conifer Emptor21 December 2016
    56:02
  85. 93.
    First Whirlpool Problems15 December 2016
    54:20
  86. 94.
    A Jury of Your Tears7 December 2016
    58:03
  87. 95.
    Live From Boston, MA 20161 December 2016
    1:40:50
  88. 96.
    Are We Fair Yet?23 November 2016
    50:57
  89. 97.
    A Betrayal of Crust17 November 2016
    51:49
  90. 98.
    Grass Action Lawsuit9 November 2016
    51:35
  91. 99.
    Hostile Fitness2 November 2016
    49:41
  92. 100.
    Live From Turners Falls, MA 201628 October 2016
    1:34:07
  93. 101.
    Pile of Pits19 October 2016
    52:10
  94. 102.
    Live from Portland, Maine 201612 October 2016
    1:34:41
  95. 103.
    Separation of Church and Date5 October 2016
    53:52
  96. 104.
    Improvable Cause29 September 2016
    50:19
  97. 105.
    Blind Justice21 September 2016
    40:44
  98. 106.
    Feast and Desist14 September 2016
    54:57
  99. 107.
    Mommy Nearest8 September 2016
    48:49
  100. 108.
    Hallmark of Justice31 August 2016
    47:39
  101. 109.
    Motion to Strike a Pose24 August 2016
    55:14
  102. 110.
    This is the Sound of a Raffle17 August 2016
    46:33
  103. 111.
    Big Chomp10 August 2016
    57:33
  104. 112.
    On Advice of Console3 August 2016
    59:10
  105. 113.
    Divan Judgment27 July 2016
    58:02
  106. 114.
    The Night to Remain Silent14 July 2016
    58:44
  107. 115.
    Object the Halls With Boughs of Justice6 July 2016
    1:02:53
  108. 116.
    Assault and Hey Batter Battery29 June 2016
    1:01:54
  109. 117.
    Deadly Poke Bush22 June 2016
    47:11
  110. 118.
    Exit, Stage Fright16 June 2016
    52:15
  111. 119.
    Dad Nauseum8 June 2016
    1:01:09
  112. 120.
    Paw and Order2 June 2016
    1:09:07
  113. 121.
    In Combat Chambers25 May 2016
    44:13
  114. 122.
    Capital T and That Rhymes With P and That Stands for Justice18 May 2016
    44:58
  115. 123.
    Grand Theft Risotto11 May 2016
    58:00
  116. 124.
    All Laws Are Off5 May 2016
    45:22
  117. 125.
    Livin' That CALI415 Life29 April 2016
    40:25
  118. 126.
    No Acquitting for Taste27 April 2016
    53:12
  119. 127.
    In Moto Parentis20 April 2016
    58:10
  120. 128.
    Jesse Finds a Crux13 April 2016
    47:33
  121. 129.
    Baggage Claims6 April 2016
    47:11
  122. 130.
    Anecdontal Evidence31 March 2016
    50:27
  123. 131.
    Greasy Rider23 March 2016
    1:17:26
  124. 132.
    Decease and Desist16 March 2016
    1:23:44
  125. 133.
    The Cradle of Pizza Civilization9 March 2016
    41:29
  126. 134.
    Wrecks Libris2 March 2016
    1:01:31
  127. 135.
    Phone of Contention25 February 2016
    52:53
  128. 136.
    A Toast to Serra Angels17 February 2016
    48:33
  129. 137.
    The Glass-Action Lawsuit10 February 2016
    57:03
  130. 138.
    Bros Before Globes3 February 2016
    58:22
  131. 139.
    Miami Memories29 January 2016
    52:00
  132. 140.
    Live from SF Sketchfest 201621 January 2016
    1:33:33
  133. 141.
    Commedia della Morte13 January 2016
    57:04
  134. 142.
    The Nog Tank7 January 2016
    50:58
  135. 143.
    The Long-Sleeved Arm of the Law30 December 2015
    51:49
  136. 144.
    Guilty as Charred24 December 2015
    55:31
  137. 145.
    Hockey Dockey Christmas17 December 2015
    39:19
  138. 146.
    Textual Harassment10 December 2015
    54:04
  139. 147.
    Pedantry of My Own2 December 2015
    45:12
  140. 148.
    Trial By Kombat25 November 2015
    53:47
  141. 149.
    A Little Dockey18 November 2015
    42:45
  142. 150.
    Grime and Punishment11 November 2015
    56:25
  143. 151.
    Shut Your Pious Hole6 November 2015
    53:09
  144. 152.
    The Slight Freaks30 October 2015
    1:05:24
  145. 153.
    Oh, Goodie21 October 2015
    46:36
  146. 154.
    The Hard of Hearing14 October 2015
    57:38
  147. 155.
    It May or May Not Take a Village7 October 2015
    52:28
  148. 156.
    Rewind is a Sometimes Command30 September 2015
    49:48
  149. 157.
    Feliz Gravitas23 September 2015
    58:40
  150. 158.
    No-show Contendere17 September 2015
    1:01:53
  151. 159.
    A Nothingburger Sort of Thing to Do10 September 2015
    45:32
  152. 160.
    Go Set a Tip Jar2 September 2015
    51:25
  153. 161.
    Justice De-furred29 August 2015
    46:46
  154. 162.
    Waiting for the Drop20 August 2015
    45:43
  155. 163.
    Eminent Toe-main12 August 2015
    47:08
  156. 164.
    I Want My nth TV5 August 2015
    51:23
  157. 165.
    Good Time Summertime Docket Clearin'30 July 2015
    34:52
  158. 166.
    Axed and Answered22 July 2015
    50:51
  159. 167.
    Troll-o Contendere15 July 2015
    1:01:41
  160. 168.
    Battle of the Podcast Stars2 July 2015
    47:27
  161. 169.
    An Alchemic Clark Bar of Delight24 June 2015
    40:32
  162. 170.
    Great Balls of Ire18 June 2015
    49:10
  163. 171.
    The Santa Suit11 June 2015
    49:19
  164. 172.
    Just the Two of Us4 June 2015
    41:35
  165. 173.
    Reduce, Reuse, Accuse28 May 2015
    59:12
  166. 174.
    The Downer Party20 May 2015
    1:00:04
  167. 175.
    Judgin' Like It's 199213 May 2015
    37:58
  168. 176.
    Kung Fu Fighting with Jean Grae6 May 2015
    1:00:00
  169. 177.
    Sunrise Upset29 April 2015
    1:12:03
  170. 178.
    The Defense Rests22 April 2015
    1:03:36
  171. 179.
    Moon and Stars16 April 2015
    45:44
  172. 180.
    Schnapp Judgment9 April 2015
    1:00:30
  173. 181.
    The Puck Stops Here1 April 2015
    1:02:55
  174. 182.
    Habeas Spiritus26 March 2015
    1:17:34
  175. 183.
    Impersona Non Grata18 March 2015
    1:04:56
  176. 184.
    Sweet Relish11 March 2015
    46:22
  177. 185.
    Bigfoot II4 March 2015
    54:02
  178. 186.
    Legalhosen26 February 2015
    1:04:21
  179. 187.
    Spit Decision (Live from SF Sketchfest)19 February 2015
    1:25:56
  180. 188.
    The Hodgman Dubbel11 February 2015
    47:35
  181. 189.
    Mi Casa Es Shoeless Casa5 February 2015
    1:14:00
  182. 190.
    The Grandfather Claws28 January 2015
    57:24
  183. 191.
    Do You Want to Hoard Some Snowglobes?21 January 2015
    1:09:08
  184. 192.
    The Secret Room of Chambers14 January 2015
    56:20
  185. 193.
    Novus Annus, Novum Judicium8 January 2015
    34:14
  186. 194.
    TL;DNR31 December 2014
    48:33
  187. 195.
    Pizza Parley24 December 2014
    1:00:57
  188. 196.
    It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chambers17 December 2014
    56:48
  189. 197.
    I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag11 December 2014
    1:11:11
  190. 198.
    Cease and De-Thrift3 December 2014
    1:04:18
  191. 199.
    The Commune-ish Manifesto26 November 2014
    1:04:13
  192. 200.
    Campering with the Evidence19 November 2014
    55:54

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