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Judge John Hodgman

By John Hodgman and Maximum Fun

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

  1. 1.
    Me-maw & Order11/14/2018
    55:47
  2. 2.
    Verdict Through the Grapevine11/07/2018
    51:15
  3. 3.
    Cos-plagiarism10/31/2018
    51:47
  4. 4.
    Slunch Buggy No Punch Backs10/24/2018
    50:24
  5. 5.
    R and Arbitration10/18/2018
    55:45
  6. 6.
    The JJHo Old Timey Newsreel10/10/2018
    44:11
  7. 7.
    Remodel Behavior10/03/2018
    56:06
  8. 8.
    Requesting an Immediate Ingestion09/26/2018
    50:37
  1. 9.
    Classic Friendaround09/19/2018
    52:33
  2. 10.
    Jerky Duty09/12/2018
    57:10
  3. 11.
    Don't Call the Next Witness09/06/2018
    52:06
  4. 12.
    Race Closed08/30/2018
    55:31
  5. 13.
    Jerseyprudence08/22/2018
    51:44
  6. 14.
    Waffle House Arrest08/16/2018
    1:03:38
  7. 15.
    Nein Tense of the Law08/08/2018
    55:07
  8. 16.
    Swipe Right to Remain Silent08/01/2018
    54:28
  9. 17.
    Statute of Celebrations07/25/2018
    51:14
  10. 18.
    Much Ado About Clothing07/18/2018
    53:51
  11. 19.
    Edible Arraignments07/11/2018
    54:20
  12. 20.
    Into the Teal07/04/2018
    47:20
  13. 21.
    Live From Chicago 2018, Part 206/27/2018
    1:17:09
  14. 22.
    The Booth, the Whole Booth, and Nothing But the Booth06/20/2018
    53:32
  15. 23.
    The Whistle Throne06/13/2018
    53:28
  16. 24.
    Live From Chicago, 201806/06/2018
    1:09:15
  17. 25.
    Dance Like No One is Showering05/30/2018
    44:15
  18. 26.
    Across State Felines05/23/2018
    55:51
  19. 27.
    Wedding Clashers05/16/2018
    56:43
  20. 28.
    Eminent Bromain05/10/2018
    49:48
  21. 29.
    The Most Beautiful Man in Jurisprudence05/02/2018
    59:02
  22. 30.
    Tambourine With the Evidence04/25/2018
    49:19
  23. 31.
    Yappy Trails04/18/2018
    51:57
  24. 32.
    Beyond a Reasonable Bout04/11/2018
    1:07:15
  25. 33.
    Chips Annoy!04/04/2018
    54:11
  26. 34.
    Legal Jar Gone03/28/2018
    50:56
  27. 35.
    Refrigerator Firefighter03/21/2018
    48:45
  28. 36.
    Judge's Court, Judge's Rules03/14/2018
    51:35
  29. 37.
    Undisclosed Financial Settlement of Catan03/07/2018
    55:56
  30. 38.
    Shut Your Spy Hole!02/28/2018
    56:02
  31. 39.
    The Battlestar Galactist Generation02/21/2018
    48:48
  32. 40.
    Tux Evasion02/15/2018
    1:01:00
  33. 41.
    Duplo Jeopardy02/08/2018
    57:24
  34. 42.
    Transcendental Irritation01/31/2018
    55:08
  35. 43.
    Moral High Ground vs. Moral Pit01/24/2018
    40:04
  36. 44.
    Live From San Francisco Sketchfest, 201801/18/2018
    1:01:54
  37. 45.
    Check Pleas01/10/2018
    53:11
  38. 46.
    Chandler Braggin' on Beeps01/03/2018
    56:04
  39. 47.
    Coq Au Ban12/27/2017
    55:02
  40. 48.
    Lodging: A Complaint12/21/2017
    58:58
  41. 49.
    Seating Arraignments12/14/2017
    58:02
  42. 50.
    Ayn Rand Out!12/06/2017
    44:46
  43. 51.
    Grouse Negligence11/29/2017
    56:20
  44. 52.
    Marco? Justice!11/22/2017
    54:31
  45. 53.
    Phantom Stereo Repair Shop11/15/2017
    49:28
  46. 54.
    Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017, Part 211/08/2017
    1:16:38
  47. 55.
    Bonus Episode: Jesse Thorn Interviews John Hodgman for Bullseye11/03/2017
    1:00:05
  48. 56.
    Turing Testimony11/01/2017
    1:00:12
  49. 57.
    Public Befriender10/25/2017
    1:01:00
  50. 58.
    Pro Patink All the Way10/18/2017
    48:42
  51. 59.
    Live from the London Podcast Festival 201710/11/2017
    1:12:18
  52. 60.
    A Podcast for the Problemless10/04/2017
    50:40
  53. 61.
    Live From Brooklyn , NY 201709/27/2017
    1:17:54
  54. 62.
    Planted Evidence09/20/2017
    47:52
  55. 63.
    He Bed, She Bed09/06/2017
    46:12
  56. 64.
    Fudgie the Bail08/30/2017
    55:17
  57. 65.
    Little Weirdsies08/23/2017
    51:44
  58. 66.
    Sport Reform08/16/2017
    59:42
  59. 67.
    Nap Judgment08/09/2017
    57:27
  60. 68.
    Burden of Pooch08/03/2017
    53:23
  61. 69.
    Buffalo Wild Writs07/26/2017
    57:10
  62. 70.
    Muzzbarketing and Morning Beverages07/19/2017
    48:50
  63. 71.
    Live in Chicago at Very Very Fun Day 201707/12/2017
    1:05:29
  64. 72.
    Might as Well Judge07/06/2017
    55:37
  65. 73.
    Common Law Carriage06/28/2017
    54:12
  66. 74.
    Innjustice06/21/2017
    55:51
  67. 75.
    Deep in the Misanthropy Hole06/14/2017
    50:02
  68. 76.
    Live From SF Sketchfest 201706/07/2017
    1:14:44
  69. 77.
    Scaritime Law05/31/2017
    1:00:04
  70. 78.
    Vehicular Man-Squatter05/24/2017
    58:15
  71. 79.
    Sisterhood of the Gaveling Pants05/17/2017
    53:30
  72. 80.
    New Schemes to Violate the Social Contract05/10/2017
    47:46
  73. 81.
    Live From the London Podcast Festival05/03/2017
    40:23
  74. 82.
    In Flagrante Delicto04/26/2017
    47:33
  75. 83.
    Justice Extruded is Justice Denied04/19/2017
    53:44
  76. 84.
    Live From Washington, DC04/12/2017
    1:12:13
  77. 85.
    Too Many Cooks Spoil the Borth04/05/2017
    41:45
  78. 86.
    DNA NDA03/29/2017
    1:02:29
  79. 87.
    In-lawful Gathering03/23/2017
    1:13:24
  80. 88.
    The Emoluments Pause03/15/2017
    59:04
  81. 89.
    Oculus Miffed03/09/2017
    48:08
  82. 90.
    Live From Philadelphia, PA 201603/01/2017
    1:31:39
  83. 91.
    Married to the Ghost of George Washington02/22/2017
    38:40
  84. 92.
    Robe Hate Court02/16/2017
    57:09
  85. 93.
    When I Say Justice, You Say Served02/08/2017
    56:14
  86. 94.
    Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016 Part 202/02/2017
    1:32:39
  87. 95.
    First Come, First Seat, Third Served01/25/2017
    46:26
  88. 96.
    Witnessing the Badger01/19/2017
    53:31
  89. 97.
    The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice01/11/2017
    52:52
  90. 98.
    Live From Brooklyn, NY 201601/05/2017
    1:24:19
  91. 99.
    Woodsy Bob Newhart12/29/2016
    56:24
  92. 100.
    Conifer Emptor12/21/2016
    56:02
  93. 101.
    First Whirlpool Problems12/15/2016
    54:20
  94. 102.
    A Jury of Your Tears12/07/2016
    58:03
  95. 103.
    Live From Boston, MA 201612/01/2016
    1:40:50
  96. 104.
    Are We Fair Yet?11/23/2016
    50:57
  97. 105.
    A Betrayal of Crust11/17/2016
    51:49
  98. 106.
    Grass Action Lawsuit11/09/2016
    51:35
  99. 107.
    Hostile Fitness11/02/2016
    49:41
  100. 108.
    Live From Turners Falls, MA 201610/28/2016
    1:34:07
  101. 109.
    Pile of Pits10/19/2016
    52:10
  102. 110.
    Live from Portland, Maine 201610/12/2016
    1:34:41
  103. 111.
    Separation of Church and Date10/05/2016
    53:52
  104. 112.
    Improvable Cause09/29/2016
    50:19
  105. 113.
    Blind Justice09/21/2016
    40:44
  106. 114.
    Feast and Desist09/14/2016
    54:57
  107. 115.
    Mommy Nearest09/08/2016
    48:49
  108. 116.
    Hallmark of Justice08/31/2016
    47:39
  109. 117.
    Motion to Strike a Pose08/24/2016
    55:14
  110. 118.
    This is the Sound of a Raffle08/17/2016
    46:33
  111. 119.
    Big Chomp08/10/2016
    57:33
  112. 120.
    On Advice of Console08/03/2016
    59:10
  113. 121.
    Divan Judgment07/27/2016
    58:02
  114. 122.
    The Night to Remain Silent07/14/2016
    58:44
  115. 123.
    Object the Halls With Boughs of Justice07/06/2016
    1:02:53
  116. 124.
    Assault and Hey Batter Battery06/29/2016
    1:01:54
  117. 125.
    Deadly Poke Bush06/22/2016
    47:11
  118. 126.
    Exit, Stage Fright06/16/2016
    52:15
  119. 127.
    Dad Nauseum06/08/2016
    1:01:09
  120. 128.
    Paw and Order06/02/2016
    1:09:07
  121. 129.
    In Combat Chambers05/25/2016
    44:13
  122. 130.
    Capital T and That Rhymes With P and That Stands for Justice05/18/2016
    44:58
  123. 131.
    Grand Theft Risotto05/11/2016
    58:00
  124. 132.
    All Laws Are Off05/05/2016
    45:22
  125. 133.
    Livin' That CALI415 Life04/29/2016
    40:25
  126. 134.
    No Acquitting for Taste04/27/2016
    53:12
  127. 135.
    In Moto Parentis04/20/2016
    58:10
  128. 136.
    Jesse Finds a Crux04/13/2016
    47:33
  129. 137.
    Baggage Claims04/06/2016
    47:11
  130. 138.
    Anecdontal Evidence03/31/2016
    50:27
  131. 139.
    Greasy Rider03/23/2016
    1:17:26
  132. 140.
    Decease and Desist03/16/2016
    1:23:44
  133. 141.
    The Cradle of Pizza Civilization03/09/2016
    41:29
  134. 142.
    Wrecks Libris03/02/2016
    1:01:31
  135. 143.
    Phone of Contention02/25/2016
    52:53
  136. 144.
    A Toast to Serra Angels02/17/2016
    48:33
  137. 145.
    The Glass-Action Lawsuit02/10/2016
    57:03
  138. 146.
    Bros Before Globes02/03/2016
    58:22
  139. 147.
    Miami Memories01/29/2016
    52:00
  140. 148.
    Live from SF Sketchfest 201601/21/2016
    1:33:33
  141. 149.
    Commedia della Morte01/13/2016
    57:04
  142. 150.
    The Nog Tank01/07/2016
    50:58
  143. 151.
    The Long-Sleeved Arm of the Law12/30/2015
    51:49
  144. 152.
    Guilty as Charred12/24/2015
    55:31
  145. 153.
    Hockey Dockey Christmas12/17/2015
    39:19
  146. 154.
    Textual Harassment12/10/2015
    54:04
  147. 155.
    Pedantry of My Own12/02/2015
    45:12
  148. 156.
    Trial By Kombat11/25/2015
    53:47
  149. 157.
    A Little Dockey11/18/2015
    42:45
  150. 158.
    Grime and Punishment11/11/2015
    56:25
  151. 159.
    Shut Your Pious Hole11/06/2015
    53:09
  152. 160.
    The Slight Freaks10/30/2015
    1:05:24
  153. 161.
    Oh, Goodie10/21/2015
    46:36
  154. 162.
    The Hard of Hearing10/14/2015
    57:38
  155. 163.
    It May or May Not Take a Village10/07/2015
    52:28
  156. 164.
    Rewind is a Sometimes Command09/30/2015
    49:48
  157. 165.
    Feliz Gravitas09/23/2015
    58:40
  158. 166.
    No-show Contendere09/17/2015
    1:01:53
  159. 167.
    A Nothingburger Sort of Thing to Do09/10/2015
    45:32
  160. 168.
    Go Set a Tip Jar09/02/2015
    51:25
  161. 169.
    Justice De-furred08/29/2015
    46:46
  162. 170.
    Waiting for the Drop08/20/2015
    45:43
  163. 171.
    Eminent Toe-main08/12/2015
    47:08
  164. 172.
    I Want My nth TV08/05/2015
    51:23
  165. 173.
    Good Time Summertime Docket Clearin'07/30/2015
    34:52
  166. 174.
    Axed and Answered07/22/2015
    50:51
  167. 175.
    Troll-o Contendere07/15/2015
    1:01:41
  168. 176.
    Battle of the Podcast Stars07/02/2015
    47:27
  169. 177.
    An Alchemic Clark Bar of Delight06/24/2015
    40:32
  170. 178.
    Great Balls of Ire06/18/2015
    49:10
  171. 179.
    The Santa Suit06/11/2015
    49:19
  172. 180.
    Just the Two of Us06/04/2015
    41:35
  173. 181.
    Reduce, Reuse, Accuse05/28/2015
    59:12
  174. 182.
    The Downer Party05/20/2015
    1:00:04
  175. 183.
    Judgin' Like It's 199205/13/2015
    37:58
  176. 184.
    Kung Fu Fighting with Jean Grae05/06/2015
    1:00:00
  177. 185.
    Sunrise Upset04/29/2015
    1:12:03
  178. 186.
    The Defense Rests04/22/2015
    1:03:36
  179. 187.
    Moon and Stars04/16/2015
    45:44
  180. 188.
    Schnapp Judgment04/09/2015
    1:00:30
  181. 189.
    The Puck Stops Here04/01/2015
    1:02:55
  182. 190.
    Habeas Spiritus03/26/2015
    1:17:34
  183. 191.
    Impersona Non Grata03/18/2015
    1:04:56
  184. 192.
    Sweet Relish03/11/2015
    46:22
  185. 193.
    Bigfoot II03/04/2015
    54:02
  186. 194.
    Legalhosen02/26/2015
    1:04:21
  187. 195.
    Spit Decision (Live from SF Sketchfest)02/19/2015
    1:25:56
  188. 196.
    The Hodgman Dubbel02/11/2015
    47:35
  189. 197.
    Mi Casa Es Shoeless Casa02/05/2015
    1:14:00
  190. 198.
    The Grandfather Claws01/28/2015
    57:24
  191. 199.
    Do You Want to Hoard Some Snowglobes?01/21/2015
    1:09:08
  192. 200.
    The Secret Room of Chambers01/14/2015
    56:20

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