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Horror Movie Survival Guide

By Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble

Horror Movie Survival Guide is a weekly podcast where two unlikely gorehounds and long time chums, one a hardcore horror fan with a notebook to prove it, and the other finally coming out of the creepy horror fandom closet - watch and talk about horror film from a survival point of view. We ask the question - how can *we* end up as the final girl? Join Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble as we take a deep dive into everything from OG horror to newly released films (but preferably classics on VHS). We'll talk about obscure details that no one else notices, spin off into alternate casting universes, crush on some foxy, dodgy fellows (and creepy uncles), and arm ourselves with the knowledge necessary to become The Final Girl.

  1. 1.
    HMSG Interview with Daniel Kraus10/19/2020
    1:02:24
  2. 2.
    Knife + Heart - Homocidal10/12/2020
    33:36
  3. 3.
    Doctor Sleep (Director's Cut) - Shining like fire10/05/2020
    57:59
  4. 4.
    The Mist - Window to the other world 09/28/2020
    47:48
  5. 5.
    Cell - Devil's Intercom 09/21/2020
    43:32
  6. 6.
    Cujo - Nope, nothing wrong here. 09/14/2020
    38:34
  7. 7.
    The Deeper You Dig - Now I'm in your head 09/07/2020
    37:40
  8. 8.
    Gretel & Hansel - Charmingly unchaperoned 08/31/2020
    41:04
  1. 9.
    Underwater - Take the bunny 08/24/2020
    35:10
  2. 10.
    Ready or Not - We have to protect the family08/17/2020
    38:29
  3. 11.
    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight - Evening, motel people 08/10/2020
    39:37
  4. 12.
    The Tokoloshe - I need the job08/03/2020
    37:01
  5. 13.
    Crazy As Hell - My name is Satan07/27/2020
    38:46
  6. 14.
    Thriller - Hoochie Love07/20/2020
    40:44
  7. 15.
    Da Sweet Blood of Jesus - I'm addicted to blood 07/13/2020
    43:18
  8. 16.
    Mayhem - It's the virus talking 07/06/2020
    36:39
  9. 17.
    Eyes Without A Face - Human guinea pig 06/29/2020
    36:38
  10. 18.
    The Void - No, you're going to die 06/22/2020
    34:47
  11. 19.
    Frozen - Bond as a threesome 06/15/2020
    34:06
  12. 20.
    The Rage: Carrie 2 - Sex and Suicide 06/08/2020
    47:07
  13. 21.
    Cat People - I love loneliness06/01/2020
    44:44
  14. 22.
    The Crazies - The army ain't nobodies friend, man. 05/25/2020
    39:54
  15. 23.
    HMSG Interview with Suzanne Desrocher-Romero05/18/2020
    1:04:11
  16. 24.
    The Bride of Frankenstein - She hate me 05/11/2020
    33:25
  17. 25.
    Color out of Space - Everything's under control 05/04/2020
    39:11
  18. 26.
    HMSG Interview with Dennis Christopher04/27/2020
    1:19:11
  19. 27.
    The Eyes of my Mother - You're my only friend 04/20/2020
    29:23
  20. 28.
    Misery - Making you feel all oogy 04/13/2020
    43:36
  21. 29.
    HMSG Interview with Graham Skipper 04/06/2020
    57:46
  22. 30.
    When a Stranger Calls - Have you checked the children? 03/30/2020
    31:01
  23. 31.
    Dracula - Nice and fat and juicy 03/23/2020
    34:52
  24. 32.
    Tourist Trap - Feels like Flesh 03/16/2020
    35:09
  25. 33.
    Phantasm - Fear is the killer03/09/2020
    37:14
  26. 34.
    Anna & the Apocalypse - Withdraw your tongues! 03/02/2020
    31:33
  27. 35.
    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - You shall drip rubies 02/24/2020
    44:25
  28. 36.
    Repo the Genetic Opera - Post plague Italian renaissance 02/17/2020
    35:17
  29. 37.
    Phantom of the Paradise - Tasty, Winslow, Tasty02/10/2020
    42:24
  30. 38.
    Cooties - Oh, look. Carnage. 02/03/2020
    32:29
  31. 39.
    The Innocents - I do sense things 01/27/2020
    43:43
  32. 40.
    Green Room - I got a dumb idea 01/20/2020
    30:43
  33. 41.
    Mom and Dad - Sawzall 01/13/2020
    33:16
  34. 42.
    The Fly - Cheeseburger! 01/06/2020
    36:20
  35. 43.
    Happy New Year 2020! 01/01/2020
    6:33
  36. 44.
    Happy Holidays 2019! 12/23/2019
    8:06
  37. 45.
    Hour of the Wolf - A minute is an immense amount of time 12/16/2019
    40:09
  38. 46.
    Carnival of Souls - Our imaginations play tricks on us 12/09/2019
    26:38
  39. 47.
    The Invitation - They're a little Mansony 12/02/2019
    37:25
  40. 48.
    HMSG Michael Varrati Interview11/25/2019
    54:22
  41. 49.
    Dreamcatcher - Peanut butter calms me down 11/18/2019
    43:05
  42. 50.
    Puppetmaster - I'm the Master 11/11/2019
    28:19
  43. 51.
    Absentia - You can see me? 11/04/2019
    34:30
  44. 52.
    HMSG John Amplas Interview10/28/2019
    49:11
  45. 53.
    Don't Look Now - Fetch him back!10/21/2019
    40:40
  46. 54.
    Season of the Witch - Because I dig sex10/14/2019
    29:18
  47. 55.
    Shaun of the Dead - We're coming to get you, Barbara10/07/2019
    35:53
  48. 56.
    It Follows - Pass it Along 09/30/2019
    32:03
  49. 57.
    TerrorVision - Survival Oriented 09/23/2019
    27:23
  50. 58.
    HMSG Interview with Diane Franklin 09/16/2019
    1:13:00
  51. 59.
    The Stuff-I've been through a lot09/09/2019
    35:14
  52. 60.
    Annihilation-Now Beacon, Now Sea 09/02/2019
    43:10
  53. 61.
    The Devil's Rain-My Faith Against Yours08/26/2019
    30:35
  54. 62.
    Right At Your Door-It was instinct08/19/2019
    37:29
  55. 63.
    April Fools Day - Your fly's open 08/12/2019
    32:48
  56. 64.
    The Quiet Ones - Scientific evidence 08/05/2019
    40:09
  57. 65.
    The Perfection - You pay the price 07/29/2019
    30:23
  58. 66.
    The Descent - Don't leave me 07/22/2019
    36:33
  59. 67.
    Sister, Sister - Why'd you stop us playing? 07/15/2019
    33:54
  60. 68.
    Jennifer's Body - Hell is a teenage girl 07/08/2019
    36:26
  61. 69.
    Slither-Marriage is a sacred bond07/01/2019
    38:01
  62. 70.
    They Look Like People-I don't think I'm schizophrenic06/24/2019
    36:25
  63. 71.
    The Ritual-You will kneel before it06/17/2019
    39:41
  64. 72.
    The Woman-Boys will Be boys06/10/2019
    36:52
  65. 73.
    The Kiss "I Want some Fritos!"06/03/2019
    34:36
  66. 74.
    28 Days Later "The chimps are infected."05/27/2019
    56:00
  67. 75.
    The Love Witch "I give the rainbow to you."05/20/2019
    36:38
  68. 76.
    The Omen "It's all for you."05/14/2019
    36:13
  69. 77.
    Event Horizon "This place is a tomb."05/06/2019
    31:49
  70. 78.
    The Thing "Chariots of the gods."04/29/2019
    36:57
  71. 79.
    Fire in the Sky "You left me there?"04/22/2019
    40:58
  72. 80.
    Alien "Space Kitty"04/15/2019
    35:01
  73. 81.
    Let the Right One In "Squeal Piggy"04/08/2019
    38:37
  74. 82.
    Sleepwalkers "Cop Kabob"04/02/2019
    35:43
  75. 83.
    Ju-On "The Three of Them Look In."03/25/2019
    45:35
  76. 84.
    Martin "I am Always Careful with Needles."03/18/2019
    32:44
  77. 85.
    Oculus "Hello again. You must be hungry"03/11/2019
    39:20
  78. 86.
    The Stay Awake "I am the angel of darkness"03/04/2019
    28:12
  79. 87.
    Happy Death Day "What is breakfast, Becky?"02/25/2019
    31:44
  80. 88.
    The Shining "You've Always Been the Caretaker."02/18/2019
    37:24
  81. 89.
    Freaks "The code of the freaks"02/11/2019
    41:12
  82. 90.
    The Haunting "Whose hand was I holding?"02/04/2019
    39:13
  83. 91.
    Poltergeist 2: The Other Side "I cahoot with no one"01/28/2019
    34:35
  84. 92.
    C.H.U.D. "It still doesn't wash, Bosch"01/21/2019
    43:22
  85. 93.
    The Dead Zone "The ice is gonna break!"01/14/2019
    39:03
  86. 94.
    Fade to Black "Bet you didn't know that!"01/07/2019
    39:42
  87. 95.
    Horror Movie Survival Guide Happy New Year 201912/31/2018
    9:06
  88. 96.
    Day of the Dead "Choke on Them"12/24/2018
    35:45
  89. 97.
    Fright Night "Oh, you're so cool, Brewster!"12/18/2018
    42:40
  90. 98.
    The Dark Half "The sparrows are flying again"12/11/2018
    41:44
  91. 99.
    Strange Invaders "The lady said no, fella."12/04/2018
    32:23
  92. 100.
    The Amityville Horror "Get Out!"11/26/2018
    38:23
  93. 101.
    The Dorm that Dripped Blood "Gosh That Thing Stinks"11/20/2018
    30:15
  94. 102.
    Shocker "Jesus, that chair really kicks ass."11/13/2018
    36:24
  95. 103.
    Deadly Friend "BB!"11/05/2018
    27:47
  96. 104.
    Halloween Special Episode - Movie Night with Marion and Julia - New Nightmare11/01/2018
    1:46:26
  97. 105.
    The Hills Have Eyes "Stay on the main road."10/29/2018
    34:57
  98. 106.
    Last House on the Left "Same old stuff. Murder and Mayhem"10/22/2018
    32:05
  99. 107.
    The Believers "Smoke Attracts the Gods"10/15/2018
    43:14
  100. 108.
    Christine "God, I hate Rock and Roll"10/08/2018
    37:27
  101. 109.
    The Uninvited "They Call Them the Haunted Shores"10/01/2018
    29:58
  102. 110.
    Dawn of the Dead "Wake Up Sucker!"09/23/2018
    43:59
  103. 111.
    The Bride "Nuts and Cake" 09/17/2018
    33:15
  104. 112.
    He Knows You're Alone "Want a Goober?" 09/10/2018
    28:42
  105. 113.
    The Blob "Ribbed"09/03/2018
    35:14
  106. 114.
    Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles "What if all I have is my suffering?"08/27/2018
    43:38
  107. 115.
    Firestarter "Burn it all down, baby."08/20/2018
    36:45
  108. 116.
    It's Alive "What's wrong with my baby?"08/13/2018
    29:13
  109. 117.
    Bloody Birthday "All her brains are in her bra."08/06/2018
    32:15
  110. 118.
    Children of the Corn "He who walks behind the rows"07/30/2018
    33:30
  111. 119.
    The Serpent and the Rainbow "Don't let them bury me! I'm not dead!"07/23/2018
    43:10
  112. 120.
    Hell Night "These quaaludes are murder on my skin"07/16/2018
    37:17
  113. 121.
    Dead Calm "Try to stay calm"07/09/2018
    37:10
  114. 122.
    Hellraiser "Jesus wept"07/03/2018
    35:02
  115. 123.
    Arachnophobia "Not the chateau!"06/25/2018
    42:48
  116. 124.
    Ghoulies "Toadboy needs sweet meat for his tum"06/18/2018
    34:52
  117. 125.
    The Gate "Demons aren't going to ring the doorbell"06/11/2018
    35:23
  118. 126.
    Critters "We're here for the crites"06/06/2018
    37:06
  119. 127.
    Exorcist 2: The Heretic "Perverted and Perverting" 05/29/2018
    39:32
  120. 128.
    A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge "You are all my children now"05/21/2018
    36:45
  121. 129.
    Pet Sematary 2 "Why did you dig up my wife?"05/14/2018
    42:46
  122. 130.
    Halloween 2 "I shot him six times!"05/07/2018
    43:07
  123. 131.
    The Lost Boys "We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister" 04/30/2018
    46:06
  124. 132.
    Altered States "You are a Faust freak"04/24/2018
    39:07
  125. 133.
    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein "Raw Materials" 04/16/2018
    42:36
  126. 134.
    Suspiria "Do you know anything about witches?"04/09/2018
    38:13
  127. 135.
    Nightmares "I am the Bishop of Battle"04/03/2018
    39:19
  128. 136.
    Tales from the Darkside "I loathe Zuni aesthetics" 03/26/2018
    44:20
  129. 137.
    Cat's Eye "Play it faster!"03/20/2018
    38:45
  130. 138.
    Creepshow "Call me Billie, everyone does."03/12/2018
    44:11
  131. 139.
    The People Under the Stairs "Run, fool!"03/06/2018
    29:55
  132. 140.
    Jaws "Amity means friendship"02/26/2018
    38:39
  133. 141.
    Pumpkinhead (1988) "Nothing can call it off."02/19/2018
    36:25
  134. 142.
    Bram Stoker's Dracula "Canapé Dr. Seward?"02/12/2018
    36:57
  135. 143.
    In The Mouth of Madness "I am not insane!"02/05/2018
    36:09
  136. 144.
    Child's Play "This is the end, friend."02/01/2018
    34:13
  137. 145.
    Psycho "Let's all talk about Marion, shall we?"01/22/2018
    40:23
  138. 146.
    Friday the 13th "It's got a death curse!"01/15/2018
    39:27
  139. 147.
    House "It's me! The grocery boy!"01/08/2018
    35:52
  140. 148.
    Happy New Year Mini-Sode01/01/2018
    9:55
  141. 149.
    Merry Scary Christmas12/25/2017
    7:46
  142. 150.
    The Frighteners "My body is a roadmap of pain!"12/18/2017
    40:08
  143. 151.
    Waxwork "They'll make a movie about anything these days."12/11/2017
    37:38
  144. 152.
    American Werewolf in London (1981) "See you next Wednesday!"12/04/2017
    34:18
  145. 153.
    Carrie "Dirty Pillows"11/27/2017
    41:33
  146. 154.
    Silver Bullet "Part human. Part wolf. Total terror."11/20/2017
    28:58
  147. 155.
    Salem's Lot "He commands it."11/13/2017
    30:14
  148. 156.
    Pet Sematary "Sometimes dead is better."11/06/2017
    39:14
  149. 157.
    Halloween "It's Halloween. Everyone is entitled to one good scare."10/30/2017
    34:15
  150. 158.
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre "My family's always been in meat."10/23/2017
    38:42
  151. 159.
    Rosemary's Baby "Witches! All of them witches!"10/16/2017
    33:56
  152. 160.
    Night of the Living Dead "They're Coming To Get You, Barbara"10/09/2017
    31:13
  153. 161.
    The Changeling "My Medal"10/02/2017
    27:26
  154. 162.
    Evil Dead "Shut It Off"09/26/2017
    34:05
  155. 163.
    Lady in White "Did You Ever See A Dream Walking?"09/18/2017
    29:30
  156. 164.
    Poltergeist "Cross Over Children. All Are Welcome."09/11/2017
    36:04
  157. 165.
    Cutting Class "To Be Or Not To Be. Eat Me Dwight."09/04/2017
    29:53
  158. 166.
    Candy Man "The Pain will be Exquisite"08/28/2017
    28:14
  159. 167.
    Shriek of the Mutilated "White Meat or Dark"08/21/2017
    27:27
  160. 168.
    Jacob's Ladder "New York is Hell"08/14/2017
    28:10
  161. 169.
    Dead Alive "Tu madre se comió mi perro."08/07/2017
    29:26
  162. 170.
    The Exorcist "The Power of Christ Compels You"07/31/2017
    28:46
  163. 171.
    Final Exam "Mmmm.....Shades of Watergate"07/24/2017
    28:23
  164. 172.
    Nightmare on Elm Street "I'm into Survival"07/03/2017
    31:30

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