Underwood and Flinch is a three-time Parsec award-winning podcast audiobook series. Here's the blurb:
All David Flinch ever wanted was a normal life. But when you're a member of the Flinch family, normal has never been easy. For hundreds of years, the eldest-born male of each generation of the Flinch family has been servant and guardian to the vampire, Lord Underwood.
Meet Underwood and Flinch as they cross the Mediterranean on a foggy night. Are they being followed? And if so, by whom? And who should be more worried, the hunter or the hunted?
32 min 32 sec
Prologue. Underwood and Flinch drive to the new house in Spain and attract the attention of the Civil Guard.
39 min 50 sec
Episode 2, in which we meet David Smith, an ordinary guy who's just taking it one day at a time. He's got a nice job, a nice apartment, a nice girlfriend... and a head full of bad dreams.
27 min 12 sec
Episode 3. Lisa returns to David's flat to find the solicitor's letter has changed everything; is the David she knew gone forever?
25 min 52 sec
Episode 4. We travel to a remote villa on the Spanish island of Ibiza. Anton Marashov and Ivan Trushko are having problems with bloodstains, and Mark Coleman is having problems with a cowboy hat and some rottweilers.
27 min 41 sec
Episode 5. David tells Lisa about the family business. Meanwhile, in Spain, we meet another member of the Flinch family with some revelations of her own.
26 min 6 sec
Episode 6. David lands in Spain and meets his sister Lydia. Meanwhile, Keith Mullins, owner of La Reina de Corazones pub in Almacena, hears about the death of an old acquaintance.
44 min 54 sec
Episode 7. Meet Gerald and Cynthia Benson, good friends of Lydia Flinch and regulars at La Reina de Corazones. While the Bensons discuss decapitation with Michelle, Lydia brings David home to Casa Underwood and his brother John.
29 min 25 sec
Episode 8: In which we learn something of the origins of Keith's vendetta with Sergei, and David hears about John's hopes and fears for Underwood's resurrection.
42 min 48 sec
Episode 9. Jose Almonte has an unscheduled appointment with his doctor, while David comes to some dangerous conclusions.
34 min 21 sec
Lydia meets with the Black Circle, and David meets with his worst nightmare.
27 min 26 sec
Episode 11 - Chapter 8 concludes with both Jose Almonte and David learning what waits for them in the dark.
35 min 32 sec
Episode 12: Keith tells Michelle that he has been, sort of, 'involved' with Segei, while David and Ana share condolences, memories and serious doubts.
31 min 37 sec
Cynthia and Gerald are hungover and craving blood...y Marys on the terrace at La Reina de Corazones. Meanwhile at Casa Underwood, David and Lydia lock horns and some unpleasant truths are revealed.
54 min 33 sec
Episode 14: Can David get Gavin away from Casa Underwood, or will Lydia convince him that murder really isn't such a bad thing after all?
36 min 14 sec
Episode 15: The sun goes down on Almacena, the Sect are gathering and final preparations are made for Underwood's resurrection.
56 min 39 sec
After fifty years, the hour of Underwood's resurrection is at hand.
48 min 53 sec
Episode 17: David, Lydia and Miguel finally get to meet their master. This episode features a bonus mini - 'Mike Bennett Sometimes' add-on.
33 min 2 sec
Episode 18: Underwood learns a little about David and Lydia. And David learns a lot about Underwood.
38 min 10 sec
Episode 19: Keith tries to win over a local celebrity using 'British Tapas'. "Huevos! Huevos!"
28 min 15 sec
Episode 20: While burying the dead, David and Lydia reach an agreement about how to proceed. But how long will that last?
30 min 59 sec
Episode 21: Assassination.
57 min 13 sec
Part Two of Underwood and Flinch begins. Sergei, Anton and Ivan have some catching up to do, David has to come to terms with his new role in life, and Underwood learns some hard truths about the modern world.
54 min 17 sec
Underwood and the Flinches go to La Reina de Corazones.
28 min 41 sec
Underwood and Michelle's innocent conversation causes all kinds of strange anxieties to ripple through La Reina de Corazones.
42 min 16 sec
Episode 25: In which Underwood and Flinch dispose of a body, David learns more about vampires, Lydia's outfit is hard to place, Keith and Billy Boy squabble over pop, and Michelle experiences a strange attraction.
47 min 59 sec
It's Eighties Night at La Reina de Corazones. Underwood is keen to try contemporary dancing, but Keith isn't happy to see him trying it with Michelle.
49 min 55 sec
Anton and Ivan go to Torremolinos. Underwood wants a late night snack, but David isn't so keen, since the snack in question is Cynthia.
40 min 46 sec
Underwood and David don't see eye-to-eye on the matter of Michelle.
Underwood, David and friends go out for a meal in Ronda. What could possibly go wrong?
39 min 30 sec
Underwood finds his way to Michelle's bedroom.
41 min 25 sec
The first Underwood and Flinch of 2011 - Episode 31 finally arrives! In this episode Underwood and David go up to the roof for brandy and cigars, and the first part of the story of how Underwood became what he is.
59 min 35 sec
Re-light your cigars and refresh your brandy glasses, in Underwood and Flinch 32 Underwood take us back to the voyage of the Susannah in 1718. No place for a landlubber like John William Brooks.
32 min 33 sec
The vampire, Lord Underwood, continues to tell the tale ofhis beginnings. In this episode, he explains to David how he met the young Matthias Flinch and of his life aboard the pirate ship of Henry Verlaine.
55 min 44 sec
Lord Underwood continues the story of his origins. A nightmarish creature has snatched Cullen, DeMatos and Dodd away to their deaths. Can Underwood, Matthias and Rudge work together in order to escape the island before the sun goes down? Or will it be every man for himself against the devil?
1 hr 7 min
Episode 35: Underwood explains how he returned to Matthias, no longer human, and possessed by an appetite for blood.
46 min 2 sec
With Underwood's origin tale told, we return to the present day and some of the other characters in the story. At La Reina de Corazones, Keith has problems explaining himself to Melanie, while in Malaga, Lydia has an appointment to see an old friend.
35 min 45 sec
David tells Underwood how his mother came to be involved with Arthur and The Sect. Features music from https://filmmusic.io "Lobby Time" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
47 min 12 sec
Underwood and Flinch's night out at El Chupeton - Part 2. David's story continues. Secrets, revelations, conflicts ... and gin: something's gotta give.
1 hr 2 min
Michelle and Keith - both still under Underwood's spell - await the return of their master at La Reina de Corazones. Will Underwood return for Michelle, or does fate have other plans for Mr and Mrs Mullins?
34 min 54 sec
Damo and Keith struggle to escape the inferno.
24 min 27 sec
Episode 41, in which David arrives at the scene of the fire, Miguel tells tales, and Damo makes a remarkable find.
36 min 50 sec
Underwood travels to Malaga to confront Sergei at La Fantasia.
45 min 30 sec
David, Damo and Miguel arrive at Sergei's club in Malaga, looking for trouble - and finding it.
42 min 4 sec
David finally gets to meet Sergei.
57 min 33 sec
The conclusion to Underwood and Flinch.
1 hr 18 min
The sequel to the original Underwood and Flinch podcast begins as David Flinch returns to Casa Underwood.
34 min 39 sec
The Voyage to Jamaica.
29 min 9 sec
Episode Four: Blood and Smoke
45 min 20 sec