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The Phone Hacks

By Nearly

Comedians Mike Goldstein and Nick Capper swap phones and rummage through the dark corners of each other's private lives. Also roping in comics from around the world willing to subject themselves to the indignity of having their smart phone contents made fun of and their socials hacked. No one is safe. Join The Phone Hacks Facebook Group for screenshots, updates and to share your stories of messing with your friends' phones. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme music composed by Dave McDonald

  1. 1.
    126. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall - Ejaculo Bros09/20/2020
    1:15:54
  2. 2.
    125. Cameron James - Shartnado09/13/2020
    1:18:21
  3. 3.
    124. Nick Carr - Ooh La Lasagne09/06/2020
    1:12:31
  4. 4.
    123. Emma Zammit - Vague Posting08/30/2020
    1:13:24
  5. 5.
    122. Dane Simpson - Old Town Chode08/23/2020
    1:20:20
  6. 6.
    121. Dilruk Jayasinha - 1.5 Sri Lankans08/16/2020
    1:19:14
  7. 7.
    120. Tom Cashman - On the Apps08/09/2020
    1:16:57
  8. 8.
    119. Gerard McGowan - Warthog Day08/03/2020
    1:15:25
  1. 9.
    118. Ray Badran - Très Cool07/26/2020
    1:09:23
  2. 10.
    117. Ben Russell - Stunning and Brave07/19/2020
    1:00:18
  3. 11.
    116. Jack Druce - Dry July07/12/2020
    1:07:50
  4. 12.
    115. Danielle Walker - The Love React07/05/2020
    1:08:32
  5. 13.
    114. Nath Valvo - The Sun Giver06/28/2020
    1:05:36
  6. 14.
    113. Nick Cody - The Bald and the Beautiful06/21/2020
    1:35:12
  7. 15.
    112. Luke Kidgell - Care More But Care Less06/14/2020
    1:05:50
  8. 16.
    111. Andy Lee - The Common Man06/07/2020
    1:15:01
  9. 17.
    110. Alex Ward - A Few Wines Deep05/31/2020
    1:21:54
  10. 18.
    109. Lehmo - Corona Rap05/24/2020
    1:16:14
  11. 19.
    108. Ari Shaffir - Kobe, or Not Kobe05/17/2020
    1:00:32
  12. 20.
    107. Melanie Bracewell - Married at First Hack05/10/2020
    55:12
  13. 21.
    106. Gareth Waugh - Super Hot05/03/2020
    1:16:29
  14. 22.
    105. Gareth Reynolds - Iso Horny04/26/2020
    1:20:46
  15. 23.
    104. Zack Dyer - Hack Don't Crack04/19/2020
    59:56
  16. 24.
    103. Nicola Bernardi - Podcasto!04/12/2020
    1:05:10
  17. 25.
    102. Ben Knight - Isolation Inspiration04/05/2020
    1:13:55
  18. 26.
    101. Dave O'Neil - Can You Fix My Pants?03/29/2020
    1:01:59
  19. 27.
    100. Live in Melbourne! - The 100th Episode Spectacular03/22/2020
    56:08
  20. 28.
    99. Danny McGinlay - Sweet Caroline03/15/2020
    1:11:56
  21. 29.
    98. Jack Druce - Bigfoot Tits03/08/2020
    1:17:27
  22. 30.
    97. Carla Wills - Why My Ass Hurt?03/01/2020
    1:07:52
  23. 31.
    96. Daniel Muggleton - Male Feminist02/23/2020
    1:06:31
  24. 32.
    95. Sami Shah - You Spin Me Right Round02/16/2020
    1:16:46
  25. 33.
    94. Suren Jayemanne - Shower Handstands02/09/2020
    1:14:12
  26. 34.
    93. Becky Lucas - Becky Lou, Capper & a Jew02/02/2020
    1:00:30
  27. 35.
    92. Luka Muller - Suckerberg01/26/2020
    1:14:32
  28. 36.
    91. Talia Cain - The Naked Philanthropist01/19/2020
    1:24:17
  29. 37.
    90. Sam Petersen - Pedo or Pedon't01/12/2020
    1:12:21
  30. 38.
    89. Ash Williams - Baa Mitzvah01/05/2020
    1:08:35
  31. 39.
    88. Bonnie Tangey - Too Much Nipple12/29/2019
    1:01:56
  32. 40.
    87. Capper & Goldstein - Merry Hackmas!12/23/2019
    47:46
  33. 41.
    86. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall - Harley Quinn Nude12/15/2019
    1:14:41
  34. 42.
    85. Live in Perth! w/ Kelly Fastuca & Tor Snyder12/08/2019
    1:07:30
  35. 43.
    84. Matt Stewart - The Facebook Police12/01/2019
    1:13:51
  36. 44.
    83. Live in Brisbane! w/ Dusty Rich & Nick Carr11/24/2019
    1:11:07
  37. 45.
    82. Sam Taunton - Epstein bad, Goldstein good11/17/2019
    1:09:14
  38. 46.
    81. Live in Sydney! w/ Cameron James & Alexei Toliopoulos11/10/2019
    1:01:04
  39. 47.
    80. Paul Hancock - Doona Don't Cha11/03/2019
    54:35
  40. 48.
    79. Live in Melbourne! w/ Rohan Ganju & Eve Ellenbogen10/27/2019
    58:15
  41. 49.
    78. Tim Hewitt - The Biggest Joker10/20/2019
    1:14:44
  42. 50.
    77. Dave Warneke - The Flat Earth Theory10/13/2019
    1:08:44
  43. 51.
    76. Luka Muller - French Sausage Moisture10/06/2019
    1:05:58
  44. 52.
    75. Eve Ellenbogen - Mum Knows What's Up09/29/2019
    1:28:18
  45. 53.
    74. Andrew Portelli - Comedy Conundrum09/22/2019
    1:14:05
  46. 54.
    73. Ben Knight - My Heart Will Go On09/15/2019
    1:11:22
  47. 55.
    72. Ivan Aristeguieta - Chunky Clit09/08/2019
    1:26:14
  48. 56.
    71. David Quirk - Thoughts About Men09/01/2019
    1:13:10
  49. 57.
    70. Rosie Piper - Watermelon Ass08/25/2019
    1:09:37
  50. 58.
    69. Adam Rozenbachs - Jewy Look08/18/2019
    1:15:43
  51. 59.
    68. Brett Blake - Semi-Problematic08/11/2019
    57:30
  52. 60.
    67. Harley Breen - Everybody Needs Good Neighbours08/04/2019
    1:15:07
  53. 61.
    66. Daniel Connell - Dani Connelfornia07/28/2019
    1:18:45
  54. 62.
    65. Jonathan Schuster & Urvi Majumdar - The Big Hoo-Ha07/21/2019
    1:26:11
  55. 63.
    64. Oliver Clark - Impasta Syndrome07/14/2019
    1:20:14
  56. 64.
    63. Suren Jayemanne - The Slurp07/07/2019
    1:23:37
  57. 65.
    62. Live in Sydney! w/ Ciaran Lyons & Emma Zammit06/30/2019
    1:05:50
  58. 66.
    61. Rohan Ganju - Will I Ever Be Clean Enough?06/23/2019
    1:12:27
  59. 67.
    60. Live in Sydney! w/ Nina Oyama & Gareth Waugh06/16/2019
    1:03:22
  60. 68.
    59. Nick Carr - Sk8er Boi06/09/2019
    1:30:05
  61. 69.
    58. Mike Goldman - The Big Brother House06/02/2019
    1:08:40
  62. 70.
    57. Luke Kidgell - MMA-holes05/26/2019
    1:12:03
  63. 71.
    52. Live in Melbourne! w/ Luke Heggie & Tom Cashman05/19/2019
    49:13
  64. 72.
    56. Live in Melbourne! w/ Karl Chandler & Matt Stewart05/18/2019
    56:29
  65. 73.
    55. Melanie Bracewell - Yellow Chubmarine05/12/2019
    1:08:05
  66. 74.
    54. Live in Melbourne! w/ Brett Blake & Cameron Duggan05/05/2019
    55:59
  67. 75.
    53. Ben Kochan - Hairy Hunks (Re-Douche)04/28/2019
    55:06
  68. 76.
    51. Nina Oyama - Queef & Beef04/14/2019
    1:20:03
  69. 77.
    50. Live in Melbourne! w/ Becky Lucas & Guy Montgomery04/07/2019
    58:16
  70. 78.
    49. Sam Taunton & Alex Ward - Get the Pasta Started03/31/2019
    1:22:49
  71. 79.
    48. Greg Larsen - Ready to Squirt03/24/2019
    1:09:58
  72. 80.
    47. Jacqueline Mifsud - Jacqueline Defends Jacko03/17/2019
    1:18:59
  73. 81.
    46. Sonia Di Iorio - The Deep Like03/10/2019
    1:15:00
  74. 82.
    45. Dave O'Neil - The Biggest Loser03/03/2019
    1:02:50
  75. 83.
    44. Sam Petersen - A Bit of Alright02/24/2019
    1:15:07
  76. 84.
    43. Ben Lomas - Titty Time02/17/2019
    1:04:30
  77. 85.
    42. Tom Ballard - Chocolate Void02/10/2019
    1:00:53
  78. 86.
    41. Ash Williams - Australian Psycho02/03/2019
    1:13:11
  79. 87.
    40. Ben Russell - Telephone Tough Guys01/27/2019
    1:12:45
  80. 88.
    39. Luka Muller - RIP Dolly01/20/2019
    1:12:28
  81. 89.
    38. Rhi Down - Urine Trouble01/13/2019
    1:16:50
  82. 90.
    37. Cameron James - Hot Johnsons01/06/2019
    1:04:25
  83. 91.
    36. Live in Melbourne! w/ Nick Cody, Ben Russell & Cameron James12/30/2018
    1:20:27
  84. 92.
    Merry Christmas from The Phone Hacks!12/24/2018
    12:10
  85. 93.
    35. Live in Perth! w/ Andrew Wolfe & Sian Choyce12/23/2018
    1:05:47
  86. 94.
    34. Dane Simpson - Gastric Banditos12/16/2018
    1:12:37
  87. 95.
    33. Danny McGinaly - Cat Herpes12/09/2018
    1:19:10
  88. 96.
    32. Lewis Spears - Anti-Vaxxer12/02/2018
    1:08:48
  89. 97.
    31. Daniel Connell - Takes a Punt11/25/2018
    1:03:06
  90. 98.
    30. Kelly Fastuca - Anal Fisher11/18/2018
    1:12:46
  91. 99.
    29. Nick Carr - N for Nick!11/11/2018
    1:13:23
  92. 100.
    28. Dilruk Jayasinha - Skinny Famous11/04/2018
    1:28:15
  93. 101.
    27. Maggie Looke - Baby on Board10/28/2018
    1:19:13
  94. 102.
    26. Ben Knight - Quitting Facebook10/21/2018
    1:18:34
  95. 103.
    25. Brett Blake - May the Foreskin Be With You10/14/2018
    1:06:21
  96. 104.
    24. Dave Thornton - Naked All the Night10/07/2018
    1:08:26
  97. 105.
    23. Ash Williams - Fake Dicks, Real Friends10/01/2018
    1:08:52
  98. 106.
    22. Harley Breen - Built to Fuck09/23/2018
    1:00:24
  99. 107.
    21. Nat Harris - Pedro's Big Holiday09/19/2018
    58:59
  100. 108.
    20. Cam Knight - Shrek-sual Healing (Elon Musk Does Heroin)09/09/2018
    1:00:58
  101. 109.
    19. Dave O'Neil's Comedy Course09/02/2018
    1:02:36
  102. 110.
    18. Tim Hewitt - The Wog Boy08/26/2018
    50:31
  103. 111.
    17. Zack Dyer - Deadpool Spoilers08/19/2018
    58:29
  104. 112.
    16. Luke Kidgell - Damn, if I wasn't your brother...08/12/2018
    1:22:50
  105. 113.
    15. Sami Shah - "Is Julia Roberts nice?"08/06/2018
    1:03:52
  106. 114.
    14. Nick Cody - Have You Heard Of Natasha Nice?07/30/2018
    1:07:31
  107. 115.
    13. Nick Mason - Tram Jiggler07/23/2018
    54:57
  108. 116.
    12. Alex Ward - Punching a Pony07/16/2018
    56:49
  109. 117.
    11. Ben Russell - Masturbatory Entrée07/08/2018
    1:05:21
  110. 118.
    9. Laura Dunemann - Fat Taylor Lautner07/01/2018
    49:17
  111. 119.
    8. Guy Montgomery - Dank You Very Much06/24/2018
    54:22
  112. 120.
    7. Cameron Duggan - The Capper Roast06/18/2018
    47:03
  113. 121.
    6. Becky Lucas - Fritzl Rap06/12/2018
    45:27
  114. 122.
    5. Cameron James - Deal Laughs, Not Drugs06/04/2018
    1:05:14
  115. 123.
    4. Fork05/28/2018
    32:04
  116. 124.
    3. Capper's B.O.05/28/2018
    33:25
  117. 125.
    2. She Left05/22/2018
    37:44
  118. 126.
    1. RIP Dad05/18/2018
    38:20

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