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Attention HellMart Shoppers!

By Thoreau Smiley

Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of Hello Mart, a big box super store unfortunately situated directly above the gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

  1. 1.
    April Announcement10 April 2018
    1:26
  2. 2.
    Episode 16: There's No Place Like Hell5 March 2018
    44:41
  3. 3.
    Episode 15: Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV19 February 2018
    22:04
  4. 4.
    Episode 14: Jimmy's Eleven5 February 2018
    30:50
  5. 5.
    Episode 13: Working Stiffs22 January 2018
    28:46
  6. 6.
    Episode 12 : Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day8 January 2018
    31:16
  7. 7.
    A Cold Christmas In Hell18 December 2017
    21:32
  8. 8.
    Holiday Schedule Announcement27 November 2017
    0:52

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