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Attention HellMart Shoppers!

By Thoreau Smiley

Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of Hello Mart, a big box super store unfortunately situated directly above the gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

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