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The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

By Muddy Knees Media

Join James Richardson, a few familiar friends and some new voices too as they take you through all the twists and turns of the 2017-18 football season in the Premier League and around Europe

  1. 1.
    Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage 23 April 2018
    1:02:50
  2. 2.
    Wenger (over and) Out20 April 2018
    29:37
  3. 3.
    Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads 19 April 2018
    1:04:15
  4. 4.
    The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud16 April 2018
    1:02:41
  5. 5.
    Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen12 April 2018
    1:09:40
  6. 6.
    BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'12 April 2018
    31:56
  7. 7.
    Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow9 April 2018
    1:04:36
  8. 8.
    Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray5 April 2018
    1:04:10
  1. 9.
    Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great 2 April 2018
    1:02:20
  2. 10.
    Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke29 March 2018
    58:43
  3. 11.
    The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1 26 March 2018
    1:02:08
  4. 12.
    The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss22 March 2018
    58:59
  5. 13.
    Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco19 March 2018
    1:03:04
  6. 14.
    Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription15 March 2018
    1:03:44
  7. 15.
    Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief12 March 2018
    1:08:33
  8. 16.
    Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong8 March 2018
    1:03:49
  9. 17.
    Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd 5 March 2018
    1:00:27
  10. 18.
    VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom1 March 2018
    1:01:57
  11. 19.
    Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe26 February 2018
    1:06:06
  12. 20.
    Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)22 February 2018
    1:13:58
  13. 21.
    Rifts, replays and robbery19 February 2018
    1:04:09
  14. 22.
    Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms15 February 2018
    57:51
  15. 23.
    The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck12 February 2018
    1:02:49
  16. 24.
    Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction8 February 2018
    56:51
  17. 25.
    Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels5 February 2018
    1:00:58
  18. 26.
    Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans1 February 2018
    1:05:47
  19. 27.
    FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories29 January 2018
    1:08:23
  20. 28.
    Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last25 January 2018
    1:02:48
  21. 29.
    Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes22 January 2018
    1:04:08
  22. 30.
    Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)18 January 2018
    1:02:04
  23. 31.
    Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show18 January 2018
    26:29
  24. 32.
    Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time15 January 2018
    1:10:55
  25. 33.
    The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green 11 January 2018
    1:04:18
  26. 34.
    Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou8 January 2018
    1:00:11
  27. 35.
    The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on4 January 2018
    1:02:01
  28. 36.
    Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?28 December 2017
    1:08:59
  29. 37.
    Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative21 December 2017
    1:07:53
  30. 38.
    The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains18 December 2017
    1:05:46
  31. 39.
    Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction14 December 2017
    1:03:56
  32. 40.
    City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds11 December 2017
    1:07:54
  33. 41.
    Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga7 December 2017
    1:07:12
  34. 42.
    United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle 4 December 2017
    1:05:05
  35. 43.
    Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks30 November 2017
    1:03:50
  36. 44.
    Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages27 November 2017
    1:04:58
  37. 45.
    Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites23 November 2017
    59:22
  38. 46.
    Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand20 November 2017
    1:04:01
  39. 47.
    Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines16 November 2017
    1:11:16
  40. 48.
    End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold13 November 2017
    48:18
  41. 49.
    An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man9 November 2017
    1:01:51
  42. 50.
    City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)6 November 2017
    1:04:54
  43. 51.
    Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans2 November 2017
    1:13:35
  44. 52.
    England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray 30 October 2017
    1:01:32
  45. 53.
    The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other26 October 2017
    1:11:02
  46. 54.
    Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?23 October 2017
    1:09:11
  47. 55.
    Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom19 October 2017
    1:09:02
  48. 56.
    Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell16 October 2017
    1:01:19
  49. 57.
    Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles12 October 2017
    1:17:17
  50. 58.
    Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again9 October 2017
    1:01:31
  51. 59.
    The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?5 October 2017
    56:38
  52. 60.
    That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit2 October 2017
    1:04:15
  53. 61.
    Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South 28 September 2017
    56:12
  54. 62.
    xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits25 September 2017
    1:00:02
  55. 63.
    Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris21 September 2017
    59:46
  56. 64.
    Introducing: The Totally Football League Show19 September 2017
    45:36
  57. 65.
    Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation 18 September 2017
    1:04:42
  58. 66.
    City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla14 September 2017
    1:03:17
  59. 67.
    Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door11 September 2017
    1:04:02
  60. 68.
    Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon7 September 2017
    1:03:20
  61. 69.
    Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for Italy4 September 2017
    1:03:03
  62. 70.
    The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac 31 August 2017
    55:26
  63. 71.
    Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSG28 August 2017
    1:03:07
  64. 72.
    Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle24 August 2017
    1:09:28
  65. 73.
    Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evil21 August 2017
    51:52
  66. 74.
    Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles 17 August 2017
    1:05:50
  67. 75.
    Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their mark14 August 2017
    55:33
  68. 76.
    A New Hope8 August 2017
    1:09:17
  69. 77.
    The Totally Football Show with James Richardson...coming soon4 August 2017
    0:51

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