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The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

By Muddy Knees Media

James Richardson and the Totally Football Show team are here three times a week for the 2020/21 season. On Mondays, it's the Premier League; on Tuesdays, we're all about Europe; and on Thursdays, we'll wrap up everything from midweek and look ahead to the weekend

  1. 1.
    Replacing St Paul11/26/2020
    1:13:17
  2. 2.
    Monaco fan banter11/23/2020
    1:06:58
  3. 3.
    Inside the actors studio11/23/2020
    54:35
  4. 4.
    Existential red card11/19/2020
    1:07:44
  5. 5.
    Finding Jack Charlton11/16/2020
    42:17
  6. 6.
    High quality conversational value11/16/2020
    1:04:05
  7. 7.
    Clean and fresh11/11/2020
    59:29
  8. 8.
    Principle of ponytail11/09/2020
    1:07:06
  1. 9.
    The little Frenchie11/09/2020
    1:10:32
  2. 10.
    Wythenshawe’s gone now11/05/2020
    1:01:45
  3. 11.
    Bielefeld denier11/02/2020
    1:06:32
  4. 12.
    Consolation gol11/02/2020
    56:48
  5. 13.
    It’s time for the big coat10/29/2020
    1:08:32
  6. 14.
    Endemic stagnation10/27/2020
    1:06:14
  7. 15.
    Official board games partner10/26/2020
    1:02:51
  8. 16.
    Leaving your feet exposed10/22/2020
    1:03:00
  9. 17.
    Pinball machine10/19/2020
    1:09:28
  10. 18.
    Could he be any more prolific?10/19/2020
    54:54
  11. 19.
    The domestication of hamsters10/15/2020
    1:05:10
  12. 20.
    Wenger Unzipped10/14/2020
    43:11
  13. 21.
    Hubris pie10/11/2020
    51:30
  14. 22.
    Transmigration of souls10/08/2020
    45:47
  15. 23.
    The integrity of the batter 10/06/2020
    1:16:03
  16. 24.
    Happy eyebrow10/05/2020
    1:05:33
  17. 25.
    Reverse Goldilocks10/01/2020
    1:37:00
  18. 26.
    One kicks and one bites09/29/2020
    1:02:25
  19. 27.
    The Suarez future09/28/2020
    1:05:55
  20. 28.
    Snakeskin shoes09/24/2020
    1:02:58
  21. 29.
    Messi of the middle class09/21/2020
    1:05:11
  22. 30.
    Demo version of FIFA09/21/2020
    1:01:24
  23. 31.
    It’s jealousy, Rio09/17/2020
    1:06:57
  24. 32.
    Money greedy piranha09/14/2020
    1:05:37
  25. 33.
    Bone density09/13/2020
    51:33
  26. 34.
    I never fell out of a tree09/09/2020
    59:12
  27. 35.
    Arrow in the flesh09/07/2020
    1:00:20
  28. 36.
    George Costanza style09/06/2020
    1:04:49
  29. 37.
    Sometimes you just have to nail a Danish pastry09/02/2020
    51:33
  30. 38.
    The common touch08/30/2020
    1:05:21
  31. 39.
    Roll the loaded dice08/24/2020
    41:25
  32. 40.
    The olive in the martini08/22/2020
    49:45
  33. 41.
    Distinct Khal Drogo stylings08/20/2020
    41:40
  34. 42.
    There's an omen looming 08/19/2020
    38:13
  35. 43.
    Not the face08/18/2020
    46:34
  36. 44.
    Outstanding in their field08/17/2020
    42:15
  37. 45.
    Too many vowels08/16/2020
    47:15
  38. 46.
    Gary Neville against West Brom08/15/2020
    1:20:08
  39. 47.
    Shouting in the middle of the ocean08/14/2020
    34:38
  40. 48.
    A uniquely moist experience08/12/2020
    27:48
  41. 49.
    Squirt emoji08/12/2020
    40:08
  42. 50.
    Prince of trigonometry08/11/2020
    33:52
  43. 51.
    Banking and smoking08/09/2020
    35:52
  44. 52.
    Luxury Kevin Davies08/08/2020
    37:29
  45. 53.
    Deliberate ego08/07/2020
    42:34
  46. 54.
    Cooks you slowly08/06/2020
    44:48
  47. 55.
    Non-original pirate material08/02/2020
    1:06:45
  48. 56.
    Multi-goal ding-dong tussle07/30/2020
    51:07
  49. 57.
    So it was all Pogba07/27/2020
    38:50
  50. 58.
    Who’s laughing now?07/27/2020
    57:42
  51. 59.
    Oh Kepa!07/23/2020
    58:03
  52. 60.
    Fort Boyard07/21/2020
    1:07:40
  53. 61.
    Culturally notorious07/20/2020
    1:04:37
  54. 62.
    Like Sammy Kuffour07/16/2020
    58:03
  55. 63.
    No camaraderie, no sweetness either07/14/2020
    1:05:03
  56. 64.
    Backup for wooden barns07/13/2020
    57:50
  57. 65.
    Control of the Stokenchurch bypass07/09/2020
    1:02:53
  58. 66.
    They want a name on that bench07/06/2020
    59:07
  59. 67.
    Dispensing tactical justice07/06/2020
    1:02:10
  60. 68.
    Pep might wash his jet07/02/2020
    59:54
  61. 69.
    Susceptible to a bit of flattery06/29/2020
    57:05
  62. 70.
    Pied Piper march06/29/2020
    59:32
  63. 71.
    And now it’s there06/26/2020
    27:27
  64. 72.
    60 million pounds of nothing06/25/2020
    1:02:20
  65. 73.
    Emotion escaping from somebody’s body06/22/2020
    59:25
  66. 74.
    Beginning to age disgracefully06/18/2020
    57:21
  67. 75.
    Blurry masses06/15/2020
    1:00:17
  68. 76.
    Classic embarrassing move06/11/2020
    1:07:24
  69. 77.
    Let’s just use teletext06/07/2020
    54:04
  70. 78.
    Intellectual doping06/04/2020
    1:11:36
  71. 79.
    The clang of modern football05/31/2020
    47:40
  72. 80.
    Grass art maniac05/28/2020
    1:04:20
  73. 81.
    Matching pink Ferraris05/25/2020
    58:52
  74. 82.
    Sausage factory owner05/21/2020
    1:12:06
  75. 83.
    Conglomerate striker05/18/2020
    1:08:18
  76. 84.
    More centimetres to score05/14/2020
    1:14:38
  77. 85.
    Football with broccoli05/10/2020
    57:02
  78. 86.
    After 90 minutes of sheer hell05/07/2020
    1:14:33
  79. 87.
    Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it05/03/2020
    1:02:34
  80. 88.
    Airplanes in the belly04/30/2020
    1:09:10
  81. 89.
    Blobby In, Branfoot Out04/26/2020
    1:01:26
  82. 90.
    Club of the humble04/23/2020
    1:12:36
  83. 91.
    Current wine importer04/19/2020
    1:04:27
  84. 92.
    The human can opener04/16/2020
    1:09:31
  85. 93.
    Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis04/12/2020
    1:03:04
  86. 94.
    Snake power rankings04/09/2020
    1:00:56
  87. 95.
    Division One rolled in glitter04/05/2020
    58:20
  88. 96.
    Like a luxury Stewart Downing04/02/2020
    52:29
  89. 97.
    Die Hard henchman03/30/2020
    1:24:45
  90. 98.
    Dawn of the dour03/29/2020
    57:56
  91. 99.
    Baked bean cake03/26/2020
    42:35
  92. 100.
    Volcanic characters03/24/2020
    46:45
  93. 101.
    I’m a butterfly, you’re worker ants03/23/2020
    54:56
  94. 102.
    Pat Jennings’s oil filters03/19/2020
    1:00:56
  95. 103.
    A few transfusions03/17/2020
    57:34
  96. 104.
    Couldn’t defend for butter03/16/2020
    56:55
  97. 105.
    Elongated Lionel Messi03/12/2020
    1:06:30
  98. 106.
    Qatar karma03/10/2020
    1:10:06
  99. 107.
    Clown running through a minefield03/09/2020
    57:36
  100. 108.
    Siegfried Sassoon vibe03/05/2020
    1:05:01
  101. 109.
    I’m not the midfielder you’re looking for03/03/2020
    1:10:11
  102. 110.
    Defence and justice03/02/2020
    1:02:17
  103. 111.
    Driving through the smoke02/27/2020
    1:09:54
  104. 112.
    The most important of the least important things02/25/2020
    2:18:38
  105. 113.
    An abject lack of responsibility02/24/2020
    57:35
  106. 114.
    Niche beef02/20/2020
    1:09:39
  107. 115.
    Full gas02/18/2020
    1:08:15
  108. 116.
    Very particular about his black Diadoras02/17/2020
    58:05
  109. 117.
    86 different pairs of shorts02/13/2020
    47:09
  110. 118.
    Put him in the fridge02/11/2020
    1:07:34
  111. 119.
    Gusty movements02/09/2020
    1:00:11
  112. 120.
    Electric shock salsa02/06/2020
    1:00:29
  113. 121.
    It makes a hell of a cocktail02/04/2020
    1:13:30
  114. 122.
    Regrettable02/03/2020
    1:09:25
  115. 123.
    A Hotel Babylon vibe01/30/2020
    1:01:38
  116. 124.
    Mountaineering metaphors01/28/2020
    59:35
  117. 125.
    His legs are human legs01/27/2020
    51:16
  118. 126.
    Vortex of heritage01/23/2020
    1:03:13
  119. 127.
    Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park01/21/2020
    1:08:30
  120. 128.
    Unserious football individual01/20/2020
    1:00:12
  121. 129.
    Younger than Damon Albarn01/16/2020
    1:06:06
  122. 130.
    When there is no structure, there’s chaos01/14/2020
    1:09:06
  123. 131.
    The barrier to fun01/13/2020
    54:40
  124. 132.
    Villain in a Playstation 3 game01/09/2020
    58:51
  125. 133.
    We can’t have nice things, can we?01/06/2020
    52:46
  126. 134.
    A joke football club run by clowns01/02/2020
    54:37
  127. 135.
    Head canon12/30/2019
    1:06:00
  128. 136.
    Quelled12/27/2019
    52:30
  129. 137.
    Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp12/24/2019
    26:50
  130. 138.
    Their heads just fell off12/23/2019
    1:03:08
  131. 139.
    Diet Pep? Sí12/19/2019
    1:02:03
  132. 140.
    Schumacher + De Jong12/17/2019
    1:02:58
  133. 141.
    Dog bites man12/16/2019
    58:47
  134. 142.
    Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette12/12/2019
    57:05
  135. 143.
    We’ll need a big stick against this wolf12/10/2019
    1:04:53
  136. 144.
    22:4412/09/2019
    56:01
  137. 145.
    The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher12/05/2019
    1:06:53
  138. 146.
    Just push, Mrs Thuram12/03/2019
    1:02:03
  139. 147.
    So cruel, so often 12/02/2019
    53:17
  140. 148.
    If it’s tomorrow where you are11/28/2019
    1:09:30
  141. 149.
    The emotional piano11/26/2019
    1:01:10
  142. 150.
    Kloppage time11/25/2019
    50:56
  143. 151.
    Twinkling11/21/2019
    1:01:46
  144. 152.
    The Poch putsch11/20/2019
    19:58
  145. 153.
    A hibernating bear’s faecal plug11/18/2019
    48:16
  146. 154.
    Sometimes you need that tension11/14/2019
    51:43
  147. 155.
    He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes11/12/2019
    1:03:53
  148. 156.
    Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field11/11/2019
    59:02
  149. 157.
    Essentially like Phil Collins11/07/2019
    1:05:16
  150. 158.
    They did a Niall Quinn11/05/2019
    1:05:26
  151. 159.
    Chaos theory on legs11/04/2019
    1:00:18
  152. 160.
    Digweed10/31/2019
    1:09:21
  153. 161.
    Dude, where’s my lange?10/29/2019
    1:04:40
  154. 162.
    Three distinct noises10/28/2019
    1:02:00
  155. 163.
    Your garden 10/24/2019
    1:01:17
  156. 164.
    One Berti is already enough10/22/2019
    1:02:24
  157. 165.
    VAR-sectomy 10/21/2019
    52:04
  158. 166.
    Ketchup everywhere10/17/2019
    1:00:28
  159. 167.
    Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat10/14/2019
    1:18:52
  160. 168.
    Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster10/10/2019
    51:09
  161. 169.
    The methodology meeting10/08/2019
    56:08
  162. 170.
    The class of yada yada yada10/07/2019
    48:08
  163. 171.
    A freezer full of mince10/03/2019
    1:05:12
  164. 172.
    This elephant was not for dying10/01/2019
    1:03:56
  165. 173.
    Chased by peacocks as a child09/30/2019
    58:19
  166. 174.
    Would autumn happen all the same?09/26/2019
    54:31
  167. 175.
    The Apple of football09/24/2019
    1:01:01
  168. 176.
    Death by good taste09/23/2019
    1:02:51
  169. 177.
    The mysterious fish09/19/2019
    1:11:22
  170. 178.
    They’re not fish, they’re not meat09/17/2019
    1:04:25
  171. 179.
    Lie back and think of Steve Bruce09/16/2019
    53:02
  172. 180.
    Family members09/12/2019
    1:06:19
  173. 181.
    The Haaland Globetrotters09/09/2019
    47:38
  174. 182.
    The canine chumming Chilean09/05/2019
    1:01:49
  175. 183.
    Super replacement09/03/2019
    58:52
  176. 184.
    Getting their tummy tickled 09/02/2019
    55:46
  177. 185.
    Small personing08/29/2019
    1:06:10
  178. 186.
    We don’t need to translate that08/27/2019
    1:01:34
  179. 187.
    Putting a cloud in a headlock08/26/2019
    1:01:39
  180. 188.
    British Teletext in Holland08/22/2019
    53:08
  181. 189.
    He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality08/20/2019
    1:00:18
  182. 190.
    A language that we cannot speak08/19/2019
    53:36
  183. 191.
    Even their own mother can’t tell them apart08/15/2019
    47:47
  184. 192.
    In a gold cupboard08/13/2019
    58:38
  185. 193.
    Chaos theory08/12/2019
    1:00:16
  186. 194.
    Football hurts08/08/2019
    1:00:16
  187. 195.
    Goodbye to the old guard?08/06/2019
    1:00:10
  188. 196.
    Aggressive and excessive squares08/05/2019
    59:44
  189. 197.
    A transformative transfer08/01/2019
    48:08
  190. 198.
    A colon *and* a question mark?07/29/2019
    36:05
  191. 199.
    Return to sender07/25/2019
    46:37
  192. 200.
    Behind closed doors07/22/2019
    39:48

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