Madame Chao is a purveyor of fine crafted noise. Cranially stimulating, temporally displacing and prepared for the discerning listener. This web log is a record of the daily work performed by use of audio tools for the purpose of drowning out external reality and the internal predisposition towards participating in it. The sound recordings are primarily intended to benefit their creators and to assist in the sharing of this work between collaborators. This web log has been made public out of consideration of the brave unfortunate few who may find utility in it. We solemnly hope that you may someday over come this horrible affliction of ours.