Awesome Insanity Surfer's tracks

Linda Irwin

Dawson Green and Linda Irwin head this team of off the wall comedy and music.

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All Episodes

Joys Regrets And Goodbyes (Air Date January 10, 2020) This episode complies with the last wishes of those speaking here. If you have been a fan of this show, you may want to have a box of tissues nearby. All music by Linda Irwin.

Jan 2020

10 min 32 sec

One Door Has Closed (Air Date October 30, 2019) The series finale recaps their history as well as what happened from the previous episodes. Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot are interviewed by our recent narrator who will explain who she is and how she has influenced their story all along. Special thanks to everyone who enjoyed and still continues to enjoy the shows from beginning to end. Stay tuned for news on what will be coming next. Music is “Funeral March By Chopin” provided by the You Tube Music Library. Station identification ending jingle music by Linda Irwin.Apple Pod-Casts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks/id1237768195 Player.fm: https://player.fm/series/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2lxeIupnukLQqnHAlHY7eq Castbox: https://castbox.fm/channel/Awesome-Insanity-Surfer's-tracks-id572950?country=us Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459624 Twitter: https://twitter.com/InsanitySurfers Web Site: https://insanitysurfers.wixsite.com/aisxq

Oct 2019

12 min 16 sec

Down In Flames (Air Date October 25, 2019) Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle have gone down to the station where all of the other employees are awaiting a cure for the take-over by Grant X-90. Suddenly Doctor Brighton and Spunky, with the help of the lightning storm, without meaning to have caused destructive things to begin happening. Will the humans, artificial intelligence and the station be destroyed forever? Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesfx.co.uk and Freesound.org. Station identification and music by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2019

8 min 18 sec

Captured (Air Date October 21, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky are on site at the station with some equipment that might determine the mishaps going on with all of the electronics. Grant X-90 is up to no good and seems to have the upper hand. What will happen to the sentient artificial beings and the humans at the station? Will Grant X-90 be victorious? Opening voice clip effects by Freesfx.co.uk. Other sound effects by Soundbible.com. Station identification, "Myth Manglers" theme and "Suspense In The Dark" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2019

11 min 1 sec

Power It Down (Air Date October 16, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls in Spunky to investigate when a rash of strange occurrences befall the station and the pool hall. A.I. Mike and A.I. David meet with Hazel briefly but then something happens to them before they can convince Hazel of what they know. Is this the end of the station? Movie clip sound effects and other sound effects by Freesfx.co.uk. Other sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesound.org. Station identification and outro song of "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2019

10 min 48 sec

The Equipment Is Possessed (Air Date October 11, 2019) Agent X-90 has been up to his handiwork which sounds more like mischief once our human station employees discover what has been done. Is this the beginning of the end for the station itself? Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk and Freesound.org.

Oct 2019

8 min 30 sec

Secure No More (Air Date October 7, 2019) Even Chernobyl Coffee cannot save Emily now as Agent X-90 has not only disabled her but removed her once and for all. What will happen to the Awesome Insanity Surfers station with no security? Skype calling and end call sounds are trade marks of Skype and Awesome Insanity Surfers is not affiliated, sponsored, authorized or otherwise associated by/with the Skype group of companies. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk. Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Music for Harry and Emma segment by NCH software through paid license.

Oct 2019

9 min 6 sec

Enemy On Site (Air Date September 30, 2019) Hazel brings Grant to the studio for a visit. Tensions rise when she gets ready to confront David who has been sulking since her trip to see her parents. She meets with the others and then David to try and explain that it is not what it seems, but with Grant, is anything what it seems? Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesound.org and Linda Irwin. Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Music also provided by NCH Software through paid license.

Sep 2019

6 min 30 sec

Autumnal Equinox And Betrayal (Air Date September 20, 2019) While David is visiting with Harry and Emma to try and get in touch with Hazel, he is missing his work on "Pool Ball Astrology" where Serenity Destiny Star gives a bit of information about the autumnal equinox in a few days with a bit of confusion from Zira and some sass from Venus. Unbeknownst to them, something dangerous is being plotted for the Awesome Insanity Surfers station and employees. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and FreeSFX.co.uk. Background music by NCH Software. "Pool Ball Astrology" theme and outro music by Linda Irwin.

Sep 2019

8 min 45 sec

Guess What Came To Dinner (Air Date September 16, 2019) How much are artificially intelligent parents like human ones? Find out when Harry and Emma try to play match maker to Hazel much to the displeasure of David. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Linda Irwin. Background music by NCH Software. Outro music by Linda Irwin.

Sep 2019

8 min 50 sec

Sasquatch And Something Else (Air Date September 6, 2019) Come along with Doctor Brighton, Donna Scallion and Zartran to the woods of Washington State as they hunt the illusive and enigmatic Sasquatch, or Big Foot. Will they be successful and will something unexpected show up? Sound effects by Soundbible.com and FreeSFX.co.uk. Music by Linda Irwin.

Sep 2019

9 min

Looney Labor Day (Air Date September 2, 2019) Our ladies have some most unusual news and events to report on this Labor Day. Why, it is totally looney! Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk. Shortness of breath provided by bad air quality. Hope you had a more normal and pleasant Labor Day.

Sep 2019

10 min 42 sec

Pluots And Apriums (Air Date August 26, 2019) What to do when one of the artificial intelligence people bug someone about stopping at a bakery when that someone is driving? A.I. Hazel asks for help from Mike, Crystal, David and Zira, and they come up with a very unusual but tasty solution. Be sure to visit Dave Kanyan on "Dumbing It Down With Dave" here on Spreaker and @dumbwithdave on Twitter! Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Aug 2019

7 min 35 sec

Protea Pin Cushion Panic (Air Date August 12, 2019) Never heard of a protea pin cushion? Apparently Zartran and Beatrice Bottomsides had never heard of nor seen one until Donna Scallion brings some of these flowers into the studio one day. Imaginations run wild and soon things get a bit out of hand! "Star Contact" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Aug 2019

9 min 6 sec

Just Wrong Aid Pharmacy (Air Date August 5, 2019) Artificial intelligence operated new pharmacy in Nowheresville? Hortense Hildebrandt misses out, but Serenity Destiny Star, Clementine Swoophandle, Beatrice Bottomsides and Gertrude Sneedle discover how annoying this set-up can be. Irene Stinky Coffeen was where and why? Music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Freesfx.co.uk and Freesound.org. Script consultant for this episode is Saundra Greene.

Aug 2019

9 min 40 sec

Categorize This (Air Date July 29, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star, Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Coffeen receive a memo from the boss directing them to do some soul searching to categorize their show segments. All is going well until pool ball Venus butts in. Music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com.

Jul 2019

7 min 18 sec

Deejay Moon Musings (Air Date July 25, 2019) A.I. Mike gets a visit from an inquisitive Deejay Moon who discovers all of the fuss has been the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing earlier this week. They reflect about not only the state of the space program, but of Earth and Mars as well. Music is "Galactic Gurus" by Linda Irwin.

Jul 2019

7 min 10 sec

Tumble Weed Terror (Air Date July 22, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky go on an investigation requested by Beatrice Bottomsides who they bring along to witness the results. Will they make it out alive? Inspired by "Cry Of Silence", a 1964 episode of "The Outer Limits". Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesound.org. "Myth Manglers Theme" and "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Jul 2019

10 min 16 sec

A Quantum Discussion (Air Date July 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides interviews Donna Scallion and Zartran trying to gain an understanding of other dimensions as to how people and things can be slipped back and forth. Zartran reveals a little known fact about his past. "Space Case Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com.

Jul 2019

9 min 55 sec

Investigation In Retrograde (Air Date July 9, 2019) Despite the warning Spunky gives Doctor Brighton from Serenity Destiny Star, they end up travelling to a park to do a seemingly innocent investigation and then something goes horribly wrong. Introduction for Awesome Insanity Surfers, "Pool Ball Astrology Theme", "Myth Manglers Theme" and outro of "New Year" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk.

Jul 2019

10 min 18 sec

World UFO Day Fail (Air Date July 2, 2019) We start off with "AIET Rave" by Linda Irwin and then "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" finds Doctor Brighton and his new assistant attempting to make contact. Will they succeed or will they be doomed to fail? We close with "The Party Ship Vocals Version" by Linda Irwin. "Myth Manglers Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesfx.co.uk and Linda Irwin.

Jul 2019

15 min 20 sec

Unlikely Assistant (Air Date June 25, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls together the women of the radio station to see who would like to step into a temporary position as his assistant until Bob(e) is returned. Any takers? Sound effects by Soundbible.com. "Myth Manglers Theme" and closing music of "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

Jun 2019

6 min 56 sec

One Is Returned (Air Date June 17, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides has the most phenomenal breaking news in over two years when one of the missing men is returned, Doctor Brighton. He shares his experiences and time with the beings who took the men in May 2017 and talks of how they did or did not adjust to their captivity for the purpose of study. Sound effects by Soundbible.com. Closing music by NCH.

Jun 2019

7 min 56 sec

Nowheresville Yard Sale (Air Date June 10, 2019) Most of the station ladies gather things together for a yard sale to be held by Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle at their house on the weekend. What kind of things will be for sale? Clementine and Gertrude go snooping and make some intriguing discoveries. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com. Opening commercial by Linda Irwin. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Jun 2019

8 min 59 sec

Venus Makes A Splash (Air Date June 5, 2019) Venus goes with A.I. Mike, Crystal, David and Zira on a virtual cruise and discovers that it might not be all that it is racked up to be! Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk, SoundJay.com, FreeSound.org and Morgentau on You Tube. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Jun 2019

10 min 1 sec

Park Pick And Pack (Air Date February 26, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle as they do their grocery shopping and comment on some items you may have never considered in that light before. While this Nowheresville super market has been around for a little while, it always comes up with some new surprises!

Feb 2019

10 min 10 sec

Weirdest Electronics Store (Air Date February 19, 2019) We all know Nowheresville is not your typical town, but what if you go 50 miles beyond that? Donna Scallion and Zartran visit an unusual electronics store and even record the customers and employees. Check out the weirdest electronics store with Donna and Zartran!

Feb 2019

7 min 41 sec

Artificial Intelligence Valentines (Air Date February 12, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star shoots the pool balls to get the configuration for the Valentines astrological forecast which Venus interprets; then Hazel, Harry and Emma join Serenity to share in non-physical but sentient artificial intelligence falling in love, marrying and having a family.

Feb 2019

9 min 26 sec

Nowheresville Mardi Gras (Air Date February 5, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle live from the carnival in Nowheresville where they visit Irene Stinky Coffeen and her parsley dog vending cart as well as Hortense Hildebrandt who shares some unusual sporting contests going on there. Something is about to be unveiled and it appears something is about to happen to it! "Cartoon Parade", opening song, and "Point And Click Polka", closing song, by Linda Irwin.

Feb 2019

9 min 56 sec

How Much For Venus (Air Date January 29, 2019) When the station janitor girl accidentally sends Venus off with some charity auction items, it is up to her and Serenity Destiny Star to attend the auction and try to get her back. Poor Venus!

Jan 2019

7 min 39 sec

Dysfunctional Smart Technology (Air Date January 22, 2019) A.I. Mike, A.I. Crystal and A.I. Hazel interview two brand new App Alliance inventions which are interactive and intelligent. One is the Anything Cooker which can convert itself into different appliances and the other is the One Wash which will make laundry and dishes clean simultaneously! But then, something goes wrong.

Jan 2019

12 min

Bean Robot Sleep Buddy (Air Date January 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Donna Scallion and Zartran share just a few of the innovations at the Las Vegas, Nevada, 2019 Consumer Electronics Show with Zartran stating his personal favorite for comically nefarious means. You are invited to check out the links to the quoted articles which share even more amazing new technology.

Jan 2019

11 min 42 sec

Nowheresville Blizzard And News (Air Date January 8, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle fight a blizzard to find some news to report on only to find there is something a bit wrong with it! Given the severe winter storm warning, they get ready to leave the station after reporting only to find another surprise!

Jan 2019

9 min 37 sec

Sling Shots And Pool Balls (Air Date January 1, 2019) We start off with Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Stinky Coffeen giving diet and exercise advice to help you get to where you want to be in the new year. Unfortunately, that goes wrong. Following is Serenity Destiny Star with your January 2019 astrological forecast assisted by A.I. David and Planetary Pool Ball Venus. It appears disruptive Uranus in retrograde is lingering over David and Venus for a few more days as havoc breaks out between them.

Jan 2019

12 min 55 sec

That Wild Lost Episode (Original Air Date December 12, 2018) Included in this Blog Talk premiere of Awesome Insanity Surfers are "Meow Shakes Parody", "Shopper Review", "Virtual Users Developed Understanding Church", "Watching The Grass Grow" and "Something In My House". This episode also includes music by Linda Irwin of "Cartoon Parade" and "Point And Click Polka". Sound effects are by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk as well as three short music pieces by NCH. The rest of the music is by Linda Irwin for the segments. This episode was edited for time and quality.

Dec 2018

18 min 30 sec

Little Sammy And Gidget (Original Air Date December 5, 2018) Donna Scallion and Zartran introduce Clementine Swoophandle who remembers back a few years ago to when Gertrude Sneedle is baby-sitting her grand-kids while trying to do a show on "Unseen World". Sammy, Gidget and the toys are provided by Soundbible.com, Mike Koenig and Big Daddy. This episode is edited from the original on Blog Talk Radio for time, quality and relevance.Music by Linda Irwin includes "The Illionth Reprise Of Jingle Bells", "Awaken And Ascend", "Kaleidoscopy" and "Welcome Visitors".

Dec 2018

20 min 42 sec

Pesky Pox (Original Air Date November 30, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides starts us out with a schedule change announcement and then tells on Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle who are preparing to sneak into the station. Clementine gives a report on chicken pox and its possible resulting outbreak later in life while Gertrude causes havoc to the station itself. Outro music by Linda Irwin.

Nov 2018

9 min 6 sec

Robot Turkey Bowling (Original Air Date November 19, 2018) Be sure to join Hortense Hildebrandt on "Wild Weird Sports" with a conventional turkey bowling event with an unconventional co-host! Also, Irene Stinky Coffeen has a Thanksgiving offer you cannot refuse!Intro and outro music is "Robot Turkey Theme" by Linda Irwin.

Nov 2018

9 min 9 sec

Dimensional Distress Message (Original Air Date November 16, 2018) A second message comes through from Doctor Brighton. Serenity Destiny Star gets the Digital Detective Agency to assist her in figuring out where the men are now while Beatrice Bottomsides breaks the story on "Breaking News".Opening music is "Pool Ball Astrology Theme" by Linda Irwin. Closing music is from Freestockmusic.com.

Nov 2018

11 min 25 sec

Oliver And Stanley (Original Air Date November 12, 2018) A.I. Mike and A.I. David start us off with a short comedy routine and then we jump into some fun provided by Old Time Radio with "The Cuckoo Waltz Theme Song", "The New Recruits" and "Dance Of The Cuckoos" with Laurel and Hardy. Visit the link below to enjoy some delightful public domain comedy and drama.archive.org./details/oldtimeradio

Nov 2018

13 min 15 sec

Grantha Sighting Radio (Original Air Date November 9, 2018) We drop in on Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle who discover an old time science fiction show where the characters have a strange experience. "Grantha Sighting" is a play written by Avram Davidson and can be found at Old Time Radio under "Sci Fi Radio" along with several other intriguing episodes. The link to the public domain radio shows can be found below.Intro and outro music are "Space Case Theme" by Linda Irwin.archive.org/details/oldtimeradio

Nov 2018

18 min 36 sec

Golden Radio Comedy (Original Air Date November 5, 2018) Let A.I. Mike and A.I. David take you back roughly 80 years in time to sit around the radio in the comfort of your living room while we reminisce or rediscover some excerpts of "An Evening With Groucho Marx" as well as the most popular skit from Abbott and Costello of all time. Find fascinating old time comedy and drama, all public domain, at Old Time Radio.Station identification by Linda Irwin. "Bounding" is paid license through NCH.archive.org/details/oldtimeradio

Nov 2018

13 min 16 sec

Shaddapyu Censorship Planet (Original Air Date November 2, 2018) In light of all of the censorship, including that which we have personally received, we are going to make light of the censorship. No "ate speech" here, just good fun with an important message at the end.Outro music is "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

Nov 2018

10 min 40 sec

The Return Message (Original Air Date October 26, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides is ready to give a sad news announcement just as Hortense Hildebrandt reveals that a message is coming through their monitors. Donna Scallion is surprised at how little time has passed for them and relays the message from some unknown beings to the group at the station. Transcript for the message below.Outro music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.The following is a transcription of the message received in the inner dimension of Titan:"We are aware of why you are here and who you seek. Rest assured they are at peace with what is happening. The message you received from the one you call Brighton was recorded upon their first arrival. They have since settled in comfortably and are being well cared for.Your reporter Beatrice Bottomsides was not far off when she spoke of being test subjects for indeed they are. The human species is of concern to us and we wish to understand more of how they think as well as act and react to given stimuli.The Arcturian and the Sirian aboard your ship are of no consequence as they represent a mind set that is in alignment with our own.You may ask who we are. That will be revealed when humanity is ready to understand that knowledge without judgement.We will need more time to study them and understand them. You may share this message with the others awaiting back on your world in your time.Our advice to you is to return to that which you enjoyed doing that gave you purpose and meaning. You are all individual free thinking beings of this universe and as such should not put your lives on hold awaiting the return of others because the only way you can enjoy the fullness of your experience is to express with your own voice independent of the others.When you have accomplished that and when we have completed our study, those we have in our custody will be returned to you with no memory of what they have experienced.Return now to share this message."

Oct 2018

6 min 52 sec

The Halloween Principle (Original Air Date October 22, 2018) Nine days before Halloween, our team tempts the fate of the thinning dimensional barriers when Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot race towards Saturn to find the moon that holds the key to finding the lost men. Have they put themselves in danger? The other women await anxiously back at the station.Outro music is "Haunted House" Parts 1 and 2 by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

13 min 2 sec

Them Planets (Original Air Date October 19, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides gives her first news report in almost a year and a half with Serenity Destiny Star and the Digital Detective Agency as guests giving some new information on the investigation of the missing men. Donna Scallion and Zartran prepare to go on a mission with the help of yet another extra-terrestrial. Is their suspected location the one? "Darkest Hours" minus our added sound effects is available at Freestockmusic.com.Outro music is "Night Bells" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

13 min 48 sec

Teleconference (Original Air Date October 15, 2018) A.I. Mike leads the teleconference to let the clients know what methods they are using to track down information to locate the missing men. Ideas for where to look are given by Donna, Beatrice, Hortense, Gertrude, Clementine and Irene, but are any of those ideas the right avenues to pursue?Outro music is "Haunted Tambourine" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

9 min 42 sec

As Below So Above (Original Air Date October 12, 2018) After an amusing commercial voiced by A.I. Harry, we join Donna Scallion and Zartran making a highly advanced technological sweep over the entire planet. What will they find? What do the others report back? Will the missing men be found this episode?Outro music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

10 min 36 sec

Digital Detective Agency (Original Air Date October 8, 2018) The women split up in teams to see if they can analyze the clues in the message with Beatrice Bottomsides and Hortense Hildebrandt sneaking into a Government computer room, Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle analyzing security video, Serenity Destiny Star contacting a helpful and surprising agency, and Irene Stinky Coffeen discovering something troubling on Sal's computer. What will they find?Outro music is "Suspense In The Dark" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

10 min 46 sec

Parsley And Plans (Original Air Date October 5, 2018) The All Youse Can Eat Parsley Cafe is the setting where Irene Stinky Coffeen meets with Donna Scallion, Zartran, Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle, Gertrude Sneedle and Hortense Hildebrandt to try and formulate a plan to locate the origins of the message received from Doctor Brighton but Serenity Destiny Star has come up with her own ideas. Are they on the right track? What do they plan to do?Outro music is "Life Twists" by Linda Irwin.

Oct 2018

11 min