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The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 p.m. Eastern time.

  1. 1.
    Pentagon Awards Oscar Mayer $102 Million Contract For New Military-Grade Hot Dog02/28/2020
    9:11
  2. 2.
    CBS Inks Deal For 30-Episode Bloomberg Ad 02/27/2020
    8:42
  3. 3.
    CDC Warns Against Potential Health Risks Of Flavored Gun Barrels02/26/2020
    8:47
  4. 4.
    Yosemite On Lockdown After Bear Spotted In Park02/25/2020
    8:25
  5. 5.
    Federal Government Reinstitutes Practice Of Spanking Criminals As Punishment02/24/2020
    7:23
  6. 6.
    Anti-Cyberbullying Campaign Encourages Kids To Get Out There And Do It In Person02/21/2020
    9:50
  7. 7.
    God In Critical Condition02/20/2020
    6:42
  8. 8.
    Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success02/19/2020
    7:54

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