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Chris & Rosie Ramsey

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

All Episodes

This week Chris and Rosie discuss NFTS (!?), smart ovens and Storm Arwen. PLUS Rosie reveals a new listener! There’s some meaty beefs and the QFTPs involve some confusion at a funeral, friction burn and a pretty gross ‘would you rather?’!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 3

1 hr 3 min

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie chat about sharing the sofa with Will Smith and Chris’ train ride after. There’s a surprise visit from Belinda Beef who’s a bit confused to say the least and the QFTP’s range from fetish weeks to missing contraception.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Nov 26

1 hr 4 min

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie get nostalgic over renting movies and discuss parenting in the 21st Century… are they bringing up posh kids? There’s a throwback beef and some brilliant QFTP including a car key itch and a wild weekend in Watford.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Nov 19

55 min 21 sec

On the podcast this week the pair chat about Rosie’s trip to London, mistaken identity at Chris’ gig and the couple have some pretty exciting news! As well as this there’s some more crow chat, a business end experience and an early Christmas tree QFTP. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Nov 12

1 hr 1 min

On this week’s podcast things get personal! Chris and Rosie discuss sofas, sex, infidelity, and an inappropriate toenail arrangement. All of this plus a cracking ‘Would you rather…’. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Nov 5

55 min 15 sec

It's almost Halloween but Chris has got no time for ghosts or people that have seen them. Rosie's on the fence. There's bladder (and bum) based beef and one listener has a Big Mac confession.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 29

53 min 44 sec

Chris and Rosie had a date night and they're very hungover. Rosie's got some parenting dilemmas. There's door bell beef and some baby name betrayal.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 22

59 min 39 sec

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss Rosie’s shortened swimming career, Chris’s forgetfulness and what may or may not have happened in The Minority Report.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 15

54 min 32 sec

Rosie & Chris are back in your ears! The pair have a spanking new episode including a Celebrity Question, there’s a Rosie’s Mystery, some wonderful QFTP’s, long awaited beefs and a call from Rosie’s manager… it’s all happening! Enjoy x   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 8

58 min 9 sec

Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic nail grossness, a strange discussion about fire safety and an interruption from a maintenance man. Enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 1

53 min 47 sec

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie dig out some old questions that never made the podcast. There's a 12 inch garlic bread, turbo wees and some unfortunate translation. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 24

47 min 58 sec

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie share a new record that they have broken and why it’s one of their proudest moments! There’s the weekly beefs, and QFTP’s which involve nosey neighbours, a dead hamster and a tomato soup secret!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 17

49 min 5 sec

It’s been a tricky few days thanks to a temperamental curtain but the Ramsey’s are here to discuss their week, their beefs and your dirty laundry! There’s some mistaken identity, a cotton wool disappearance and some pregnancy advice, kind of.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 10

50 min 40 sec

There is something fishy about this week’s episode and it’s not just the pets. The beefs involve siphoning and strictly and the QFTP’s cover embarrassing Dads, milky mash and Cruise Ship antics!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 3

57 min 43 sec

Rosie and Chris return and it’s STILL the summer holidays! When will they end?? The pair share their beefs over a little more than a thumbnail of wine and answer some questions from the smas and das which cover sex amnesia and swapping pants with your mum, enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 27

54 min 18 sec

This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm-up buzz in the air.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 20

49 min 44 sec

Chris and Rosie are in the studio and there's been technical problems, again. They chat pets, suspicious texting and there's a new 'our house' feature.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 13

53 min 49 sec

On this week’s podcast the Ramsey’s have some holiday kids club flash backs! Robin corrects Rosie’s spelling and Chris has some residual beef from sun stroke. Rosie puts her foot down over napkins and there is a live appearance from Sandra who helps out with some pronunciation. All of this plus some stinking QFTP’s.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 6

1 hr 1 min

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 30

49 min 42 sec

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory lane.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jul 23

49 min 25 sec

Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das! This week they discuss cereal, manual labour and getting ready for a night out. The beefs are fresh and minty and the QFTP's cover a horrible nail chewing habit and some dirty sheets. All of this plus a surprise call from Rosie's brother.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 16

52 min 9 sec

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules on Tennis. There is some minesweeping chat, a story from a midwife and an ethical dilemma. All of this plus some cracking beef, enjoy!    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 9

55 min 25 sec

On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some fabulous QFTP's... enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 2

1 hr

On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Island, crisp facts and why Rosie wouldn’t do the Masked Singer. As well as this, paramedic Jess returns and Robin makes a cameo, enjoy!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 25

1 hr 3 min

This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring some bed time beefs. QFTP's involve food minesweeping, medical students and an unexpected situation involving a fireman, batman and a damsel in distress.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 18

57 min 51 sec

The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed at Chris’s reaction after watching a crime drama and the QFTP’s involve some pretty disgusting sieving, a modern day love story and some naughty holiday snaps. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 11

57 min 26 sec

Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 4

59 min 44 sec

Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chris's side.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 28

55 min 45 sec

Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavoured beef.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 21

57 min 38 sec

On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pros and cons of shopping as a family. QFTP’s involve some tough blisters, a poorly judged wedding prank and an attempt at food poisoning. Plus Rosie shares a childhood memory of a trip to a bread factory.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 14

1 hr 3 min

On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting beef whilst Chris's are more interior based. QFTP's involve a trip to the doctors, an unfortunate puppy name and some mistaken identity. See you all at the bottle bank!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 7

54 min 37 sec

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampolining incident. The beefs are eggy and QFTP’s involve bins, a PDA that goes wrong and an unusual use of a plastic bag… environmentally friendly though.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 30

56 min 56 sec

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircut. As ever the QFTP's are brilliant - there is coffin advice, an unfortunate nosebleed situation and a virtual reality headset.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 23

1 hr 2 min

It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new song.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 16

1 hr 6 min

It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 9

1 hr 5 min

It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discuss jiving, medical samples, curry after effects and excuses for calling in sick. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2

1 hr 5 min

Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown ups getting pocket money and an unusual Funeral tradition. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 26

59 min 47 sec

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 19

51 min 43 sec

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use of a sock. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 12

1 hr 1 min

It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and some jaw dropping QFTP's. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 5

1 hr 11 min

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradition that get the guys thinking. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Feb 26

1 hr 2 min

On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh beef and QFTP's that involve a kilt, lasagne and some Sambuca. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Feb 19

57 min 14 sec

This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office poll about mash, beans and jelly! Enjoy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Feb 12

1 hr 3 min

Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Feb 5

1 hr 6 min

It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jan 29

37 min 35 sec

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief cameo courtesy of Rosie's Nana and THAT story about the breastfeeding groom. Enjoy and a big thanks to all the smas & das!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jan 22

1 hr 35 min

On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a cameo from a certain member of the Ramsey clan!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jan 15

33 min 35 sec

This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jan 8

33 min 7 sec

It's 2021 and thank F for that! Chris and Rosie talk about YouTube sensation Ryan, crap Christmas presents and Rosie has a cemetery related mystery...plus Chris has been holding back a question from the public you'll probably wish you'd never heard.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jan 1

1 hr 10 min

It's Christmas day! And Rosie and Chris have got some not going out at Christmas advice, spoon based beef and a few festive questions from the public.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2020

43 min 52 sec