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I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend

By Secret Recordings

Jo was so astounded with some of the things her boyfriend said that she started secretly recording him (seriously, he doesn't have a clue). Each week she shares the funniest, most shocking and downright weird bits with her two friends, as they judge the state of her love life.

  1. 1.
    I Secretly Recorded My Boyfriend Trailer08/20/2018
    3:08
  2. 2.
    1: "I don't know any names of women that are good looking."09/12/2018
    29:02
  3. 3.
    2: "It's impossible for me to get a finger stuck."09/19/2018
    33:34
  4. 4.
    3: "How are these podcasts doing?"09/26/2018
    34:07
  5. 5.
    4: "You can't have that on your phone!"10/03/2018
    33:22
  6. 6.
    5: "You could boil an egg in there."10/10/2018
    34:18
  7. 7.
    6: "I won't ever forget the beef jerky."10/17/2018
    34:53
  8. 8.
    7: "You shouldn't be pulling fingers."10/24/2018
    30:20
  1. 9.
    8: "Where's all the wrinkles gone?"10/31/2018
    27:55
  2. 10.
    9: "I don't smoke the reefer."11/07/2018
    31:41
  3. 11.
    10: “If I wanted to see Anita in a bikini, I would ask to see Anita in a bikini.”11/14/2018
    31:40
  4. 12.
    11: “Have you heard of catfishing?”11/21/2018
    28:33
  5. 13.
    12: “I was grounded for a week.”11/28/2018
    30:06
  6. 14.
    13: “She wouldn’t like my mini fish special.”12/05/2018
    29:35
  7. 15.
    14: “The podcasts you were doing, what’s happened to them?”12/12/2018
    30:06
  8. 16.
    15: "Somebody’s got sloppy fourths here."12/19/2018
    31:12
  9. 17.
    16: “I can imagine Sparky’s girlfriend doing it.”12/26/2018
    34:36
  10. 18.
    17: “I got Lady Gaga and Nickelback mixed up.”01/02/2019
    29:07
  11. 19.
    18: “What if your ex-girlfriend’s called Alexa?”01/09/2019
    34:03
  12. 20.
    19: “What have you been watching, porn?”01/16/2019
    32:47
  13. 21.
    20: “They’re saying bog roll is going to run out within a day.”01/23/2019
    29:40
  14. 22.
    21: “I like Spaghetti Letters.”01/30/2019
    31:16
  15. 23.
    22: “What if you got a boner?”02/06/2019
    29:14
  16. 24.
    23: “I’ll be dead by then!”02/13/2019
    31:05
  17. 25.
    24: “You’re like ideal porridge temperature.”02/20/2019
    30:51
  18. 26.
    25: “There’s six crisps in each bag!”02/27/2019
    30:44
  19. 27.
    26: “What mirror have you been looking in?”03/06/2019
    26:54
  20. 28.
    27: “You used to give them a little rub.”03/13/2019
    29:50
  21. 29.
    28: “I got a few nice looks off the ladies.”03/20/2019
    31:58
  22. 30.
    29: “I like a bit of vintage.”03/27/2019
    31:57
  23. 31.
    30: “I’ve got to negotiate here.”04/03/2019
    29:50
  24. 32.
    I Made My Girlfriend Watch Wrestling04/04/2019
    26:57
  25. 33.
    31: “I fancy making a tree.”04/10/2019
    30:36
  26. 34.
    I Made My Girlfriend Watch Wrestling Special04/11/2019
    12:08
  27. 35.
    32: “There’s three floors, Joma!”04/17/2019
    29:40
  28. 36.
    33: “It’s blowing my mind!”04/24/2019
    34:24
  29. 37.
    34: “How heavy are your breasts?”05/01/2019
    32:09
  30. 38.
    35: “Why do they say YOLO?”05/08/2019
    26:56
  31. 39.
    36: “Barbie’s no bloody good.”05/15/2019
    27:45
  32. 40.
    37: “It’s key to how I’ve been brought up.”05/22/2019
    29:38
  33. 41.
    Emergency Podcast!05/28/2019
    11:08
  34. 42.
    38: “The names have got harder.”05/29/2019
    29:29
  35. 43.
    39: “When does the hormones start kicking in?”06/05/2019
    28:53
  36. 44.
    40: “I have had a woman rub me.”06/12/2019
    30:28
  37. 45.
    41: “It’s like Pontins!”06/19/2019
    30:50
  38. 46.
    42: “You wouldn’t even go in a tent.”06/26/2019
    27:51
  39. 47.
    43: “I thought you worked with Rob Lowe.”07/03/2019
    29:09
  40. 48.
    44: “You can see the chap.”07/10/2019
    28:44
  41. 49.
    45: “I’m not a fashion pundit.”07/17/2019
    29:58
  42. 50.
    46: “He’s not going to have an affair with you.”07/24/2019
    29:26
  43. 51.
    47: “Made in Bradford!?”07/31/2019
    33:02
  44. 52.
    48: “I’m gonna record you.”08/07/2019
    32:28
  45. 53.
    49: “It was the Deep Heat Jo!”08/14/2019
    30:57
  46. 54.
    50: “I’ve been calling him Malcolm.”08/21/2019
    32:05
  47. 55.
    51: “I just like you touching them.”08/28/2019
    31:48
  48. 56.
    52: “Everybody’s looking at us.”09/04/2019
    34:20
  49. 57.
    53: “Life got real.”09/11/2019
    28:59
  50. 58.
    54: “That’s worth thousands.”09/18/2019
    30:44
  51. 59.
    55: “McDonald’s deliver!?”09/25/2019
    34:04
  52. 60.
    56: “Just say yes mate.”10/02/2019
    30:13
  53. 61.
    57: “I didn’t even get one number!”10/09/2019
    33:40
  54. 62.
    58: “That’s a step too far.”10/16/2019
    32:01
  55. 63.
    59: “It’s something I do in the bath.”10/23/2019
    32:26
  56. 64.
    To Baby Or Not To Baby10/29/2019
    2:35
  57. 65.
    60: “You look like you’re off a horror film.”10/30/2019
    27:50
  58. 66.
    61: “It’s a very long story.”11/06/2019
    32:27
  59. 67.
    62: “You need to be by my side.”11/13/2019
    32:52
  60. 68.
    63: “Do you want a little bet Jo?”11/20/2019
    33:58
  61. 69.
    64: “I’m never playing again.”11/27/2019
    35:16
  62. 70.
    Secret Recordings new podcast is out today. Welcome to Fat Chat!12/03/2019
    2:36
  63. 71.
    65: “I’m cursed with that internet.”12/04/2019
    30:23
  64. 72.
    66: “Who knows the Spanish word for tortoise?”12/11/2019
    33:04
  65. 73.
    67: “Frankincense, myrrh... what’s the other one?”12/18/2019
    33:18
  66. 74.
    68: "I’m an eBay man."01/01/2020
    31:13
  67. 75.
    69: “Hello Alexi.”01/08/2020
    30:51
  68. 76.
    Heard The Most Magical Podcast On Earth yet?01/10/2020
    4:23
  69. 77.
    70: “I could ask her anything Joma!”01/15/2020
    32:04
  70. 78.
    71: “What a lovely life!”01/22/2020
    28:58
  71. 79.
    72: “That’s fifty pound in the bag there Joma.”01/29/2020
    34:18
  72. 80.
    73: “Why are your undies in my undies drawer?”02/05/2020
    31:21
  73. 81.
    74: “See how lucky you are, Joma?”02/12/2020
    30:31
  74. 82.
    75: “I want to see at least ten other people.”02/19/2020
    31:53
  75. 83.
    76: “Good storyline baps in, bad storyline baps out.”02/26/2020
    33:19
  76. 84.
    77: “Your phone’s never out of your bloody hand.”03/04/2020
    32:29
  77. 85.
    78: “Delia will have a good recipe.”03/11/2020
    32:27
  78. 86.
    79: “I’m not going to get my lad in a medium.”03/18/2020
    31:29
  79. 87.
    80: “Not with my willy out.”03/25/2020
    29:01
  80. 88.
    81: “No toilet paper, no problem.”04/01/2020
    31:11
  81. 89.
    82: “Can you knock me out a doner kebab mate?”04/08/2020
    29:44
  82. 90.
    83: “You’ll have to go grey.”04/15/2020
    28:53
  83. 91.
    84: “Cancelled due to Covid.”04/22/2020
    25:54
  84. 92.
    85: “There’s a one way system you know?”04/29/2020
    30:49
  85. 93.
    86: “That’s not normal, man.”05/06/2020
    30:23
  86. 94.
    87: “I’m getting too old for that emotional nonsense.”05/13/2020
    30:33
  87. 95.
    88: “It’ll make me sound clever.”05/20/2020
    30:12
  88. 96.
    89: “Everybody’s at home bonking.”05/27/2020
    32:20
  89. 97.
    90: “Walsall.”06/03/2020
    30:57
  90. 98.
    91: “They’re like ice!”06/10/2020
    31:00
  91. 99.
    92: “He probably hasn’t got over that.”06/17/2020
    33:07
  92. 100.
    93: “Talk to me Joma.”06/24/2020
    30:48
  93. 101.
    94: “It was half the size of my thumb!”07/01/2020
    32:24
  94. 102.
    95: “Your toes can only stay submerged for so long.”07/08/2020
    30:11
  95. 103.
    96: “We’re not watching that s**t.”07/15/2020
    25:09
  96. 104.
    97: “We can have Kebab Thursday that week.”07/22/2020
    26:50
  97. 105.
    98: “Caravan of Hope!”07/29/2020
    34:02
  98. 106.
    99: “That’s a classic isn’t it?”08/19/2020
    37:02
  99. 107.
    100: “I’ve never even heard of a bleedin’ podcast, Joma.”08/26/2020
    23:37
  100. 108.
    101: “I can’t put a foot wrong.”11/04/2020
    24:36

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