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Lou Reads the Internet for YOU!

By King Lou Fernandez

Giving Voice to the Things You Didn't Want to Hear About

  1. 1.
    Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD Forums05/31/2019
    56:17
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    Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on The Internet from Something Awful.05/08/2019
    1:00:15
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    Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of Craigslist –03/20/2019
    41:53
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    Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pits of Armpit-Fetish.com03/05/2019
    46:56
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    Lou Read Ep181 Bonus – Learn Prostate Massage Again and Again!01/30/2019
    29:18
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    Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums01/17/2019
    1:01:29
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    Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?12/01/2018
    50:37
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    Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums10/30/2018
    1:15:17
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    Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!09/28/2018
    59:39
  2. 10.
    Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit08/30/2018
    50:19
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    Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit07/25/2018
    51:20
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    Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone06/24/2018
    50:20
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    Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk05/16/2018
    59:08
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    Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS03/29/2018
    1:09:35
  7. 15.
    Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum03/01/2018
    58:14
  8. 16.
    Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 201/15/2018
    1:32:45
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    Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers01/07/2018
    53:07
  10. 18.
    Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 112/30/2017
    1:31:52
  11. 19.
    Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org11/22/2017
    1:01:09
  12. 20.
    Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum10/26/2017
    1:00:51
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    Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask….09/22/2017
    52:22
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    Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net08/17/2017
    51:18
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    Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure.06/26/2017
    45:25
  16. 24.
    Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill05/31/2017
    1:01:19
  17. 25.
    Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com05/06/2017
    58:40
  18. 26.
    Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes04/12/2017
    38:57
  19. 27.
    Lou Reads ep160: The Scabby Forums of Skin Pick03/12/2017
    54:32
  20. 28.
    Lou Reads Ep159 – The Sissy Babies of Sissy Kiss01/31/2017
    48:54
  21. 29.
    Lou Reads ep158 Conspiracy Madness from the Let’s Roll Forums01/11/2017
    58:44
  22. 30.
    Lou Reads ep157 Canadian Escort Reviews12/11/2016
    1:05:44
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    Lou Reads ep156 – Tales from the Forums of Drugs And Users11/16/2016
    1:00:57
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    Lou Reads episode 155 – The Forums of The Coli10/19/2016
    55:20
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    Lou Reads ep154 – The Forums of Plenty of Fish09/26/2016
    52:35
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    Lou Reads ep153 – Juggalo Discussions from Faygoluvers.net08/12/2016
    56:22
  27. 35.
    Lou Reads Episode 152 – Alien Abduction Forums07/19/2016
    51:04
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    Lou Reads ep151 – Mermaid Talk from the MerNetwork06/20/2016
    59:33
  29. 37.
    Lou Reads episode 150 – Tales of Sibling Injuries05/18/2016
    40:54
  30. 38.
    Lou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com04/08/2016
    50:49
  31. 39.
    Lou Reads Ep148 My Husband Pooped in the Shower03/06/2016
    30:26
  32. 40.
    Lou Reads ep 147 – Share Your Druggiest Moments from Something Awful02/23/2016
    50:25
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    Lou Reads from the forum at ManWhore.org (episode 146)01/25/2016
    49:35
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    Lou Reads ep145: Confessions from the Pages of Naughtypost.com12/28/2015
    40:26
  35. 43.
    Lou Reads ep144 Shoplifting Tips & Tricks from the dead forums of Zoklet.net12/11/2015
    48:36
  36. 44.
    Lou Reads ep143 Random Topics from the Forums of Bodybuilding.com11/06/2015
    54:25
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    Lou Reads episode 142 – Intactivism from the forums of Restoring Foreskin09/14/2015
    40:18
  38. 46.
    Lou Reads episode 141 – Tales of Troll Dads from Reddit08/26/2015
    31:47
  39. 47.
    Lou Reads Ep 140 – A Looner Minisode07/25/2015
    23:11
  40. 48.
    Lou Reads ep139 – Swingers Problems from the Forums of Swingers Board07/09/2015
    47:29
  41. 49.
    Lou Reads ep138 – Prostitute Reviews & More from the forum at UK Punting06/11/2015
    48:53
  42. 50.
    Lou Reads Ep137 – The Amazing World of Robo-Tripping. DXM not DMX.05/22/2015
    55:56
  43. 51.
    Lou Reads from the forums of The Burp Fetish Forums04/14/2015
    48:06
  44. 52.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of I Love Interracial03/20/2015
    40:47
  45. 53.
    Lou Reads ep134 – All About Human Puppy Play02/27/2015
    44:47
  46. 54.
    Lou Reads ep133 – Tales of Crazy Parents02/09/2015
    44:44
  47. 55.
    Lou Reads ep 132 Wet Set – A Panty Peeing & Pooping Paradise01/12/2015
    48:12
  48. 56.
    Lou Reads ep131 – Talk Paranormal To Me12/25/2014
    53:23
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    Lou Reads ep130 – Vore Discussions from Eka’s Portal12/02/2014
    49:36
  50. 58.
    Lou Reads ep129 Revisits the Forums of Opiophile.com11/04/2014
    57:20
  51. 59.
    Lou Reads ep128: Tales of Mean Customers from AskReddit10/16/2014
    31:52
  52. 60.
    Lou Reads from the pages of My Little Waifu09/04/2014
    44:30
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    Lou Reads ep126 – Squat the Planet: Advice for the Homeless by the Homeless07/29/2014
    37:58
  54. 62.
    Lou Reads ep125 – Porn Fan Chats from Brazzers Forum07/08/2014
    42:36
  55. 63.
    Lou Reads episode 124 – Tales of Creepy Gamers from RPG.net06/20/2014
    43:38
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    Lou Reads from the Discussions at Virgin-Forums05/22/2014
    39:15
  57. 65.
    Lou Reads Revisits the Poz Experience at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone04/14/2014
    52:37
  58. 66.
    Lou Reads 121: Discussions from the Forums of DefensiveCarry.com03/27/2014
    41:08
  59. 67.
    Lou Reads – Anonymous Confessions from 200503/10/2014
    32:21
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    Lou Reads ep119: Dumb Things Done on Drugs02/16/2014
    34:52
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    Lou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com01/14/2014
    33:45
  62. 70.
    Lou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit01/01/2014
    36:34
  63. 71.
    Lou Reads Stories of Hooking Up with Celebrities from Groupies (from AskReddit)12/10/2013
    28:45
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    Lou Reads ep115: True Stories of Emergency Medical Service Workers11/25/2013
    43:33
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    Lou Reads about The Demons that Cause Wet Dreams.11/01/2013
    38:40
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    Lou Reads Tales of Phenazepam Drug Trip Nightmares10/10/2013
    41:55
  67. 75.
    Lou Reads from The NiceGuy (Men Going Their Own Way) Forums09/19/2013
    36:37
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    Lou Reads Ladyboy Pattay Forum08/06/2013
    34:37
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    Lou Reads Tales of Things You Did as a Kid That You’re Ashamed Of07/21/2013
    27:11
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    Lou Reads True Stories from Hotel Workers from AskReddit07/04/2013
    27:14
  71. 79.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of Dick Flash06/04/2013
    34:38
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    Lou Reads from AskReddit “Where Is the Worst Place You Ever Took a Shit”04/30/2013
    30:41
  73. 81.
    Lou Reads from the Forums at FantasyFeeder.com04/09/2013
    35:04
  74. 82.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of DarkFetish.Net – Home of the Cannibal Cop and Friends03/19/2013
    31:08
  75. 83.
    Lou Reads from Fist Forum. All Your Fisting Needs and More!02/22/2013
    32:43
  76. 84.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of Survivalist Boards – MY GUNS! MY RIGHTS! OY VEY!02/04/2013
    41:57
  77. 85.
    Lou Reads About How To Fight Demons01/21/2013
    28:43
  78. 86.
    Lou Reads about Sucky Christmas Presents from the Something Awful Forums01/03/2013
    30:02
  79. 87.
    Lou Reads Extrasode from the Cum on Food Forums12/28/2012
    7:11
  80. 88.
    Lou’s Top 10 XMAS Countdown from Something Awful’s Goon Made Christmas Music12/18/2012
    29:04
  81. 89.
    Lou Reads about Dragon Dildos from the Forums of Bad Dragon12/07/2012
    35:26
  82. 90.
    Lou Reads Extrasode from Ponychan. How My Little Pony Helped a Man Confront His Abusive Step-Father11/26/2012
    7:35
  83. 91.
    Lou Reads – More Crystal Meth Tips from Drugs-Forum11/13/2012
    35:45
  84. 92.
    Lou Reads episode 98! Emetophiles talk about Hot Puke.10/30/2012
    28:24
  85. 93.
    Lou Reads minisode: How Can I Become a Juggalo?10/12/2012
    4:24
  86. 94.
    Lou Reads Arguments Against Bestiality & Why They Fail10/03/2012
    34:30
  87. 95.
    Lou Reads all about Real Faeries!09/18/2012
    33:03
  88. 96.
    Lou Reads: Bonus Content from Episode 73 – My Brother is my Baby Daddy09/04/2012
    4:07
  89. 97.
    Lou Reads all About Foot Sniffing: a Minisode08/23/2012
    10:33
  90. 98.
    Lou Reads Movie Reviews of His Local United Artists Movie Theater08/02/2012
    22:49
  91. 99.
    Lou Reads Endless Election Nonsense from Tea Party Nation07/20/2012
    39:23
  92. 100.
    Lou Reads about Men Who Love Dolls and the Dolls that Lay There.06/18/2012
    35:29
  93. 101.
    Lou Reads from the forums of EnemaPlease.com06/03/2012
    38:57
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    Lou Reads from Forums of Opiophile.org05/09/2012
    40:00
  95. 103.
    Lou Reads tales of the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done from Bluelight.ru04/26/2012
    34:59
  96. 104.
    Lou Reads Live – MP3 Version04/16/2012
    36:30
  97. 105.
    Lou Reads about The Sucky World of Vampires03/16/2012
    55:09
  98. 106.
    Lou Reads Tales of Soul Crushing Moments from the Something Awful Forums02/29/2012
    26:17
  99. 107.
    Lou Reads from Orgasmanic. A Forum about General Sex & Masturbation Chat02/11/2012
    35:03
  100. 108.
    Lou Reads about Unexplained Mysteries01/28/2012
    45:19
  101. 109.
    Lou Reads: Pokemon Vore Discussions from The Hungry Pokemon Forum01/06/2012
    34:12
  102. 110.
    Lou Reads: AskReddit: Whats Your Most IRL Porn Story?12/16/2011
    29:04
  103. 111.
    Lou Reads Service Industry Complaints from IGOTSTIFFED.COM11/25/2011
    29:01
  104. 112.
    LOU READS 3rd ANNUAL HOLIDAY OFFER IS BACK!11/24/2011
    4:28
  105. 113.
    Lou Reads Horrible Fetish Chat from Fetlife.com11/07/2011
    29:03
  106. 114.
    Lou Reads Episode 80 – More Erowid Trip Reports10/12/2011
    29:00
  107. 115.
    Lou Reads Penis Enlargement Advice from PEGym09/23/2011
    29:00
  108. 116.
    Lou Reads Confessions from Confessionpost.com08/19/2011
    29:03
  109. 117.
    Lou Reads from Creepy Hollow: A Place for Spirit Keeping, Spell Casting and Other Nonsense.07/29/2011
    28:59
  110. 118.
    Lou Reads Tales of Best and Worst Break-Ups07/16/2011
    28:58
  111. 119.
    Lou Reads: Tales of Being Creepy from Ask Reddit07/06/2011
    27:59
  112. 120.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of FemaleFirst.Co.Uk (NSFW)06/10/2011
    37:08
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    Lou Reads from the forums of CumOnFood.net05/27/2011
    39:07
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    Lou Reads from the Arachnoboards. Creepy Crawly People!05/16/2011
    53:00
  115. 123.
    Lou Reads from TheHoodUp.com, a Place for Gangsters to Trade Tales and Recipes04/27/2011
    33:48
  116. 124.
    Lou Reads the Discussions at Tea Party Nation04/14/2011
    39:49
  117. 125.
    Lou Reads: A Forum for Adults Who Love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic04/01/2011
    37:12
  118. 126.
    Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive03/15/2011
    42:47
  119. 127.
    Lou Reads: More Stoner Moments from the Forums of Something Awful03/02/2011
    34:52
  120. 128.
    Lou Reads Escort Reviews from Punternet02/13/2011
    33:50
  121. 129.
    Lou Reads: Craziness from the 11:11 Angels Forums01/24/2011
    44:58
  122. 130.
    Lou Reads: Shoe Sessions Forum. A Place to Cum in Shoes! NSFW01/07/2011
    35:40
  123. 131.
    Lou Reads: What the hell is this shit? Tales of Terrible Xmas Gifts!12/24/2010
    26:37
  124. 132.
    Lou Reads: Raw Tops Breeding Zone – Bareback Bonanza! – NSFW12/08/2010
    33:00
  125. 133.
    Lou Reads about Sucky Customers and the Sucks who Serve them at CustomersSuck.com11/22/2010
    41:08
  126. 134.
    Lou Reads tales of Bad Roommates11/08/2010
    38:02
  127. 135.
    Lou Reads Anonymous Confessions from GroupHug.us10/15/2010
    33:09
  128. 136.
    Lou Reads: The Magic Cafe Forums! Magical Topics for Wielders of Evil Forces10/05/2010
    46:41
  129. 137.
    Lou Reads: All About Marrying the Russian Girl of Your (Bad) Dreams09/17/2010
    38:12
  130. 138.
    Lou Reads: Some Crystal Meth Fun from The Drugs-Forum08/28/2010
    32:20
  131. 139.
    Lou Reads about Past Lives and Reincarnation!08/01/2010
    41:27
  132. 140.
    Lou Reads: Tales of Being Bullied from Ebaum Nation Forums07/17/2010
    23:19
  133. 141.
    Lou Reads about Vampire Awakenings from Sanguinarius07/04/2010
    32:52
  134. 142.
    Lou Reads: OFEAR.com the Phobia Forum06/23/2010
    41:11
  135. 143.
    Lou Reads: Rantallion – The Low Hanging Balls Support Group06/07/2010
    35:40
  136. 144.
    Lou Reads: The Sneeze Fetish Forum05/24/2010
    37:56
  137. 145.
    Lou Reads: The Poop Report Forums. The Scoop about Poop!05/07/2010
    30:45
  138. 146.
    Lou Reads: Stories of Awkward Sex Times (NSFW)04/21/2010
    32:59
  139. 147.
    Lou Reads: Witch Forums. Spirit Attacks and Ouija Boards, OH MY!04/09/2010
    30:53
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    Lou Reads: The Avatar Forum03/17/2010
    36:33
  141. 149.
    Lou Reads: The Dick List03/11/2010
    20:14
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    Lou Reads: Drug Trip Reports from Bluelight02/23/2010
    47:28
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    Lou Reads: Steady Health Forums. How Body Werks?02/06/2010
    39:30
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    Lou Reads: The Daily Diaper! A Place for Adult Babies.01/19/2010
    30:12
  145. 153.
    Lou Reads excerpts from a Graffiti forum.01/07/2010
    36:00
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    Lou Reads: Puking and Burning and Dumbness12/25/2009
    31:06
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    Lou Reads: Stories of Shameful Hookups12/11/2009
    25:53
  148. 156.
    Lou Reads: Tales from the Drug War! Close Calls with the Law!12/01/2009
    23:08
  149. 157.
    Lou Reads: Excerpts from the Our GOP forums11/23/2009
    34:51
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    Lou Reads: My Tiny Dick forum of horrors!!!!11/11/2009
    18:44
  151. 159.
    Lou Reads: The Happy Bachelor Forum. A Place for Women Haters.11/02/2009
    31:03
  152. 160.
    Lou Reads: Stupid Questions from Yahoo Answers10/27/2009
    20:57
  153. 161.
    Lou Reads: The Real Rap Talk Forum10/20/2009
    17:38
  154. 162.
    Lou Reads: The Rapture Forums Forums10/13/2009
    22:39
  155. 163.
    Lou Reads: A Thread about Your Legal Rights09/28/2009
    23:31
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    Lou Reads: Zoo Tube 365 forum. Yup, More Bestiality… YUCK!09/21/2009
    14:38
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    Lou Reads: Advice for New Heroin Users from Drugs-Forum09/14/2009
    21:02
  158. 166.
    Lou Reads: Lucky Mojo Forums – Hoodoo Voodoo and a Hocus Pocus!09/06/2009
    19:29
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    Lou Reads: Stormfront.org (Racism but boring)08/13/2009
    18:12
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    Lou Reads: The Best of Craigslist Top 10007/31/2009
    17:16
  161. 169.
    Mini Lou Reads: The Flophouse Movie Minute07/27/2009
    3:38
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    Lou Reads: Stories of People Who Can’t Handle Their Weed07/24/2009
    12:23
  163. 171.
    Lou Reads: The Large Penis Support Group07/17/2009
    13:53

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