The Pint and Parchment

By Tom Woolmore and James Webster

The Pint and Parchment is a history based comedy podcast, brought to you by the seasoned drinkers Tom Woolmore and James Webster. The gentlemen drink a lot of pints, talk about a lot of history (not necessarily relevant history!) and by God are they exceptionally handsome devils.The Pint and Parchment is their podcast pub, and it's no holds barred. Apart from knobheads, knobheads are barred.

  1. 1.
    Bonus Episode: Jehovah's Witnesses and the Prophet Hen
    1:18:53
  2. 2.
    Brexit: Build the Pig Fences to Keep Out the Salmon Ticklers
    59:02
  3. 3.
    OK, That's Enough. Let's Get You Home
    1:00:17
  4. 4.
    Always Pack the Essentials: Like Your Mistress and Ice Cutlery
    1:11:23
  5. 5.
    Who 'War' It Better: The Drunk Austrian Scout or the Prize Pig?
    1:19:00
  6. 6.
    The Ugly Hermit and His Abbey Collection
    1:13:18
  7. 7.
    "I Like My Wife, But I F****** Love SpaghettiOs" (feat. Justin)
    1:23:36
  8. 8.
    HMS Affirmative Action and the Carthaginian B-Team
    1:05:57
  1. 9.
    The Army of Friendly Cubans And The Canadian Gaydar
    58:27
  2. 10.
    Sérénade No. 15 "Erotic Asphyxiation" - Frantizek Kotzwara, Painted Pigeon Philharmonic Orchestra (feat. Caroline)
    1:17:25
  3. 11.
    Put Your Garlands On - It'll Save You Washing Your Testicles in Vinegar Tomorrow
    58:52
  4. 12.
    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Nazi vs. Incendiary Pigs
    1:03:03
  5. 13.
    On The 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Sent to Me: An Ear in a Box
    1:08:25
  6. 14.
    How To Deal With a Breakup: Send Pubes
    1:08:40
  7. 15.
    The Brexiteer Swan With the Teardrop Tattoo
    1:12:35
  8. 16.
    The Blind Man With the World's Deadliest Lute
    1:11:16
  9. 17.
    Announcement!
    6:30
  10. 18.
    First Rule of The Katipunan: You Do Not Talk About The Katipunan.
    1:18:18
  11. 19.
    Love Someone? Build Them Some Hanging Gardens at an Undisclosed Location
    1:15:42
  12. 20.
    The Wisest Fool in Christendom Swilling the Planters with Bumbo (feat. Nicola)
    1:22:10
  13. 21.
    PUB 3: A Swift Half and The History of Australia (feat. Jay)
    1:02:14
  14. 22.
    The Name Lost for 1400 Years and The Temporary Postman (feat. another James)
    1:21:32
  15. 23.
    PUB 2: Looser Than a Packet of Sweets (feat. Jay)
    1:10:29
  16. 24.
    PUB 1: The Drunken Duck and the Secret of Life (feat. The Mustard Pot)
    1:18:04
  17. 25.
    North Korea? Completed It Mate (feat. Jordan Keighley).
    1:29:36
  18. 26.
    'MURICA - The Star Spangled Condensed Milk
    1:05:36
  19. 27.
    Catherine Howard? She Got Parred.
    1:21:17
  20. 28.
    Pack Your Dwarves, We're Heading Off to Poyais!
    1:20:59
  21. 29.
    PRIDE! - Mark Ashton's Blue Plaque
    1:22:36
  22. 30.
    Hold My Beer Ep #3: The Freedom to Disagree
    1:23:16
  23. 31.
    A Bit of Slap and Tickle...On the Feet, With a Fish.
    52:25
  24. 32.
    It's What She Would have Wanted - To Go Out With a Bang!
    1:13:00
  25. 33.
    The Sexually Harassed Praetorian Guard in a Sea of Orgies
    1:11:46
  26. 34.
    The Mystery of the Suited Man and the Strong Gust of Wind
    1:19:13
  27. 35.
    St. George's Day Special - The Family Tree With No Branches
    1:28:35
  28. 36.
    Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's Mothman!
    1:02:05
  29. 37.
    Chocks Away Old Chaps, Jon Bon Jovi Inbound! (feat. Phil)
    1:20:29
  30. 38.
    Cuddly Paul and the Prank of the Tiny Turtle
    1:11:51
  31. 39.
    Prince Phillip and the Pilgrimage to Catch the Naked Man
    1:05:17
  32. 40.
    Hold My Beer Ep #2: Apple Stickers On - The Government is Watching
    1:20:05
  33. 41.
    The Coveted GOAT Trophy and a Tankard Full of Lettuce (feat. Dom)
    1:09:16
  34. 42.
    International Women's Day - Defiance with a Banner and a Trumpet (feat. Sophia)
    1:21:54
  35. 43.
    I'm Absolutely Freezing My Eyelids Off.
    1:03:18
  36. 44.
    Hold My Beer Ep #1: A Good Guy With a Chainsaw Stops a Bad Guy With a Chainsaw
    1:15:40
  37. 45.
    Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia and a Jar of Farts (feat. Joel)
    1:08:25
  38. 46.
    "All Joking, All Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters"
    53:56

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