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If I Were You

By Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

  1. 1.
    356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!)11/12/2018
    1:00:18
  2. 2.
    355: Fear the Beard11/05/2018
    47:02
  3. 3.
    Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!)11/01/2018
    18:26
  4. 4.
    354: Hot Professor10/29/2018
    56:48
  5. 5.
    353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!)10/22/2018
    1:06:51
  6. 6.
    Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode10/18/2018
    15:23
  7. 7.
    352: The Biggest Announcement10/15/2018
    45:18
  8. 8.
    351: Flaming Sock10/08/2018
    49:56
  1. 9.
    350: Dream Cheating (w/Yeardley Smith!)10/01/2018
    48:49
  2. 10.
    349: Savor the Sausage09/24/2018
    44:53
  3. 11.
    348: Escape Room09/17/2018
    47:42
  4. 12.
    347: Instagram Stories09/10/2018
    46:27
  5. 13.
    346: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex09/04/2018
    46:15
  6. 14.
    345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)08/27/2018
    1:01:29
  7. 15.
    344: Favorite Flavors08/20/2018
    46:18
  8. 16.
    343: Tom Cruise08/13/2018
    52:30
  9. 17.
    342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!)08/06/2018
    45:41
  10. 18.
    341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!)07/30/2018
    46:44
  11. 19.
    340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!)07/23/2018
    49:45
  12. 20.
    339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)07/16/2018
    49:47
  13. 21.
    338: Class Clowns07/09/2018
    52:19
  14. 22.
    337: Small Problems 07/02/2018
    44:54
  15. 23.
    336: Spanking (Live in London!)06/25/2018
    49:08
  16. 24.
    335: Euro Trip Lightning Round06/18/2018
    53:23
  17. 25.
    334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!)06/11/2018
    47:22
  18. 26.
    333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)06/04/2018
    59:43
  19. 27.
    332: Jake's Lasik05/28/2018
    48:27
  20. 28.
    331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!)05/24/2018
    1:18:04
  21. 29.
    330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!)05/21/2018
    53:11
  22. 30.
    329: Instagram Jealousy05/14/2018
    48:47
  23. 31.
    328: Birthday Sex05/07/2018
    48:01
  24. 32.
    327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday04/30/2018
    41:04
  25. 33.
    326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)04/26/2018
    58:38
  26. 34.
    325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks04/23/2018
    48:59
  27. 35.
    324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!)04/16/2018
    57:29
  28. 36.
    323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!)04/09/2018
    48:54
  29. 37.
    322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!)04/02/2018
    53:42
  30. 38.
    321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!)03/26/2018
    1:07:54
  31. 39.
    320: Prostitute Tips03/19/2018
    50:36
  32. 40.
    319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!)03/15/2018
    38:15
  33. 41.
    318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!)03/12/2018
    54:37
  34. 42.
    317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!)03/05/2018
    51:51
  35. 43.
    316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!)02/26/2018
    50:15
  36. 44.
    315: Wedding Planner02/19/2018
    48:15
  37. 45.
    314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!)02/12/2018
    55:36
  38. 46.
    313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!)02/05/2018
    1:00:58
  39. 47.
    312: Bad Voice01/29/2018
    49:37
  40. 48.
    311: Hidden Dildos01/22/2018
    44:45
  41. 49.
    310: Unsolicited Advice01/15/2018
    45:35
  42. 50.
    309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!)01/08/2018
    53:41
  43. 51.
    Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round!01/01/2018
    48:58
  44. 52.
    307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!)12/25/2017
    50:42
  45. 53.
    306: Dicklish Tick12/18/2017
    48:49
  46. 54.
    305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)12/11/2017
    50:41
  47. 55.
    304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!)12/04/2017
    49:25
  48. 56.
    303: Wild Goose Chase11/27/2017
    46:46
  49. 57.
    302: Bachelor Party11/20/2017
    44:32
  50. 58.
    301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)11/13/2017
    56:39
  51. 59.
    300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)11/06/2017
    1:04:09
  52. 60.
    299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)10/30/2017
    53:22
  53. 61.
    298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)10/23/2017
    55:06
  54. 62.
    297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)10/16/2017
    53:55
  55. 63.
    296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S10/09/2017
    46:25
  56. 64.
    295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)10/02/2017
    48:08
  57. 65.
    294: Drunk Texting09/25/2017
    50:41
  58. 66.
    293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)09/18/2017
    51:03
  59. 67.
    292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)09/14/2017
    48:28
  60. 68.
    291: Porno Game Shows09/11/2017
    48:22
  61. 69.
    290: Worst Best Man09/04/2017
    47:43
  62. 70.
    289: Engaged08/28/2017
    47:39
  63. 71.
    288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)08/21/2017
    56:49
  64. 72.
    287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)08/14/2017
    53:05
  65. 73.
    286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)08/07/2017
    1:01:41
  66. 74.
    285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)07/31/2017
    46:46
  67. 75.
    284: Jakes Moms Cookies07/24/2017
    47:39
  68. 76.
    283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)07/17/2017
    51:50
  69. 77.
    282: Is It Cheating If...07/10/2017
    52:18
  70. 78.
    281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)07/03/2017
    1:10:12
  71. 79.
    280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)06/26/2017
    56:23
  72. 80.
    279: Mona Lisa06/19/2017
    48:10
  73. 81.
    278: Street Fighter Sex06/12/2017
    52:46
  74. 82.
    277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)06/05/2017
    51:14
  75. 83.
    276: Sweet Boys05/29/2017
    52:24
  76. 84.
    275: Hangover Routine05/22/2017
    49:04
  77. 85.
    274: Butts and Butts05/15/2017
    49:54
  78. 86.
    273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)05/08/2017
    57:37
  79. 87.
    272: Return of the Game Boy05/01/2017
    53:35
  80. 88.
    271: Two Cam Girls04/24/2017
    47:02
  81. 89.
    270: Nipples04/17/2017
    45:03
  82. 90.
    269: Mom on Blast04/10/2017
    53:47
  83. 91.
    268: Sex Diary04/06/2017
    50:35
  84. 92.
    267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)04/03/2017
    1:02:37
  85. 93.
    266: Danish03/30/2017
    48:25
  86. 94.
    265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)03/27/2017
    1:00:54
  87. 95.
    264: Seal the Deal03/20/2017
    48:41
  88. 96.
    263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)03/13/2017
    47:58
  89. 97.
    262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)03/09/2017
    1:00:08
  90. 98.
    261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)03/06/2017
    49:37
  91. 99.
    260: Lightning Round02/27/2017
    47:20
  92. 100.
    259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!)02/20/2017
    1:03:14
  93. 101.
    258: Sex Farts02/13/2017
    52:07
  94. 102.
    257: Netflix and Chill02/06/2017
    54:54
  95. 103.
    256: Jew Trip01/30/2017
    49:40
  96. 104.
    255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!)01/23/2017
    55:29
  97. 105.
    254: Topless Tuesday01/16/2017
    52:56
  98. 106.
    253: Britney Spears01/09/2017
    53:22
  99. 107.
    252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!)01/02/2017
    57:57
  100. 108.
    251: Santa Clause12/26/2016
    45:08
  101. 109.
    250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!)12/19/2016
    55:26
  102. 110.
    249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!)12/12/2016
    1:00:23
  103. 111.
    248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!)12/05/2016
    57:16
  104. 112.
    247: Unhinged11/28/2016
    46:54
  105. 113.
    246: Hot Bully11/21/2016
    53:06
  106. 114.
    245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!)11/14/2016
    44:04
  107. 115.
    244: Female Condom11/10/2016
    40:29
  108. 116.
    243: Morning After Trump11/09/2016
    39:00
  109. 117.
    242: Snoring11/07/2016
    50:27
  110. 118.
    241: Cam Girls10/31/2016
    43:26
  111. 119.
    240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)10/24/2016
    52:21
  112. 120.
    239: Cousins10/20/2016
    42:19
  113. 121.
    238: Evolution10/17/2016
    40:43
  114. 122.
    237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!)10/10/2016
    49:04
  115. 123.
    236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!)10/03/2016
    1:02:33
  116. 124.
    235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!)09/26/2016
    53:57
  117. 125.
    234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss09/19/2016
    44:37
  118. 126.
    233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!)09/12/2016
    53:27
  119. 127.
    232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!)09/05/2016
    50:23
  120. 128.
    231: Prostitution08/29/2016
    47:53
  121. 129.
    230: Pride08/22/2016
    45:18
  122. 130.
    229: Trump08/15/2016
    39:39
  123. 131.
    228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!)08/08/2016
    1:16:47
  124. 132.
    227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!)07/31/2016
    57:03
  125. 133.
    226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!)07/25/2016
    52:19
  126. 134.
    225: Good Guy07/18/2016
    55:37
  127. 135.
    224: Role Play (Live in LA!)07/11/2016
    54:37
  128. 136.
    223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!)07/04/2016
    50:43
  129. 137.
    222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)06/27/2016
    59:23
  130. 138.
    221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!)06/20/2016
    57:39
  131. 139.
    220: Peeing Outside06/13/2016
    57:54
  132. 140.
    219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!)06/06/2016
    49:47
  133. 141.
    218: Choking05/29/2016
    46:12
  134. 142.
    217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!)05/23/2016
    54:15
  135. 143.
    216: Cool Snack05/16/2016
    44:04
  136. 144.
    215: Prom Season05/09/2016
    49:54
  137. 145.
    214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!)05/02/2016
    56:22
  138. 146.
    213: Lactose Intolerant04/25/2016
    56:04
  139. 147.
    212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!)04/18/2016
    47:55
  140. 148.
    211: Phone vs. Wallet04/12/2016
    49:04
  141. 149.
    210: Lonely and Horny04/08/2016
    48:47
  142. 150.
    209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!)04/04/2016
    47:05
  143. 151.
    208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!)03/28/2016
    55:01
  144. 152.
    207: Beehive03/21/2016
    54:32
  145. 153.
    206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!)03/14/2016
    53:18
  146. 154.
    205: Special Announcement03/10/2016
    39:37
  147. 155.
    204: Sexy Gift03/07/2016
    47:39
  148. 156.
    203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!)02/29/2016
    1:09:19
  149. 157.
    202: Mixed Signals02/25/2016
    44:05
  150. 158.
    201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!)02/22/2016
    48:49
  151. 159.
    Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)02/15/2016
    1:00:09
  152. 160.
    199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!)02/11/2016
    47:52
  153. 161.
    198: Peyton Manning02/08/2016
    56:24
  154. 162.
    197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!)02/04/2016
    58:36
  155. 163.
    196: Don't Do That02/01/2016
    52:04
  156. 164.
    195: Caviar01/25/2016
    48:16
  157. 165.
    194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!)01/22/2016
    46:35
  158. 166.
    193: Game Boy01/18/2016
    59:00
  159. 167.
    192: Surge Dude01/11/2016
    54:00
  160. 168.
    191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!)01/04/2016
    56:11
  161. 169.
    190: Best of 201512/28/2015
    45:43
  162. 170.
    189: Silver Lining12/20/2015
    52:44
  163. 171.
    188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!)12/14/2015
    54:48
  164. 172.
    Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation12/10/2015
    1:27:28
  165. 173.
    187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!)12/07/2015
    50:51
  166. 174.
    186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!)11/30/2015
    1:01:12
  167. 175.
    185: Turtles and Honey11/23/2015
    52:48
  168. 176.
    184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)11/16/2015
    1:05:32
  169. 177.
    183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)11/09/2015
    57:28
  170. 178.
    182: Halloween11/02/2015
    47:04
  171. 179.
    181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!)10/26/2015
    47:57
  172. 180.
    180: Baldness10/22/2015
    45:55
  173. 181.
    179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela)10/19/2015
    52:08
  174. 182.
    178: Divorce (w/UTK!)10/12/2015
    57:11
  175. 183.
    177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)10/05/2015
    49:16
  176. 184.
    176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!)09/28/2015
    56:47
  177. 185.
    175: Moon Facts09/21/2015
    49:33
  178. 186.
    174: Romance09/14/2015
    47:33
  179. 187.
    173: Heroin09/09/2015
    52:21
  180. 188.
    172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!)09/07/2015
    55:48
  181. 189.
    171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!)08/31/2015
    1:02:44
  182. 190.
    170: Hairy Butthole08/24/2015
    55:05
  183. 191.
    169: Lightning Round08/20/2015
    55:18
  184. 192.
    168: Where's the Beef08/17/2015
    48:58
  185. 193.
    167: Secrets08/10/2015
    53:08
  186. 194.
    166: HeadGum08/03/2015
    51:01
  187. 195.
    165: League (Live from Montreal!)07/30/2015
    54:57
  188. 196.
    164: Stinky Pets07/27/2015
    48:12
  189. 197.
    163: Ugly Hot07/20/2015
    43:59
  190. 198.
    162: Anti Drug07/13/2015
    47:08
  191. 199.
    161: Honor (w/Dan Gurewitch!)07/06/2015
    59:46
  192. 200.
    160: Memory06/29/2015
    45:16

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