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If I Were You

By Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

  1. 1.
    Episode 301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)13 November 2017
    56:39
  2. 2.
    Episode 300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)6 November 2017
    1:04:09
  3. 3.
    Episode 299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)30 October 2017
    53:22
  4. 4.
    Episode 298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)23 October 2017
    55:06
  5. 5.
    Episode 297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)16 October 2017
    53:55
  6. 6.
    Episode 296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S9 October 2017
    46:25
  7. 7.
    Episode 295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)2 October 2017
    48:08
  8. 8.
    Episode 294: Drunk Texting25 September 2017
    50:41
  1. 9.
    Episode 293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)18 September 2017
    51:03
  2. 10.
    Episode 292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)14 September 2017
    48:28
  3. 11.
    Episode 291: Porno Game Shows11 September 2017
    48:22
  4. 12.
    Episode 290: Worst Best Man4 September 2017
    47:43
  5. 13.
    Episode 289: Engaged28 August 2017
    47:39
  6. 14.
    Episode 288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)21 August 2017
    56:49
  7. 15.
    Episode 287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)14 August 2017
    53:05
  8. 16.
    Episode 286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)7 August 2017
    1:01:41
  9. 17.
    Episode 285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)31 July 2017
    46:46
  10. 18.
    Episode 284: Jakes Moms Cookies24 July 2017
    47:39
  11. 19.
    Episode 283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)17 July 2017
    51:50
  12. 20.
    Episode 282: Is It Cheating If...10 July 2017
    52:18
  13. 21.
    Episode 281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)3 July 2017
    1:10:12
  14. 22.
    Episode 280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)26 June 2017
    56:23
  15. 23.
    Episode 279: Mona Lisa19 June 2017
    48:10
  16. 24.
    Episode 278: Street Fighter Sex12 June 2017
    52:46
  17. 25.
    Episode 277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)5 June 2017
    51:14
  18. 26.
    Episode 276: Sweet Boys29 May 2017
    52:24
  19. 27.
    Episode 275: Hangover Routine22 May 2017
    49:04
  20. 28.
    Episode 274: Butts and Butts15 May 2017
    49:54
  21. 29.
    Episode 273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)8 May 2017
    57:37
  22. 30.
    Episode 272: Return of the Game Boy1 May 2017
    53:35
  23. 31.
    Episode 271: Two Cam Girls24 April 2017
    47:02
  24. 32.
    Episode 270: Nipples17 April 2017
    45:03
  25. 33.
    Episode 269: Mom on Blast10 April 2017
    53:47
  26. 34.
    Episode 268: Sex Diary6 April 2017
    50:35
  27. 35.
    Episode 267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)3 April 2017
    1:02:37
  28. 36.
    Episode 266: Danish30 March 2017
    48:25
  29. 37.
    Episode 265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)27 March 2017
    1:00:54
  30. 38.
    Episode 264: Seal the Deal20 March 2017
    48:41
  31. 39.
    Episode 263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)13 March 2017
    47:58
  32. 40.
    Episode 262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)9 March 2017
    1:00:08
  33. 41.
    Episode 261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)6 March 2017
    49:37
  34. 42.
    Episode 260: Lightning Round27 February 2017
    47:20
  35. 43.
    Episode 259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!)20 February 2017
    1:03:14
  36. 44.
    Episode 258: Sex Farts13 February 2017
    52:07
  37. 45.
    Episode 257: Netflix and Chill6 February 2017
    54:54
  38. 46.
    Episode 256: Jew Trip30 January 2017
    49:40
  39. 47.
    Episode 255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!)23 January 2017
    55:29
  40. 48.
    Episode 254: Topless Tuesday16 January 2017
    52:56
  41. 49.
    Episode 253: Britney Spears9 January 2017
    53:22
  42. 50.
    Episode 252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!)2 January 2017
    57:57
  43. 51.
    Episode 251: Santa Clause26 December 2016
    45:08
  44. 52.
    Episode 250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!)19 December 2016
    55:26
  45. 53.
    Episode 249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!)12 December 2016
    1:00:23
  46. 54.
    Episode 248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!)5 December 2016
    57:16
  47. 55.
    Episode 247: Unhinged28 November 2016
    46:54
  48. 56.
    Episode 246: Hot Bully21 November 2016
    53:06
  49. 57.
    Episode 245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!)14 November 2016
    44:04
  50. 58.
    Episode 244: Female Condom10 November 2016
    40:29
  51. 59.
    Episode 243: Morning After Trump9 November 2016
    39:00
  52. 60.
    Episode 242: Snoring7 November 2016
    50:27
  53. 61.
    Episode 241: Cam Girls31 October 2016
    43:26
  54. 62.
    Episode 240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)24 October 2016
    52:21
  55. 63.
    Episode 239: Cousins20 October 2016
    42:19
  56. 64.
    Episode 238: Evolution17 October 2016
    40:43
  57. 65.
    Episode 237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!)10 October 2016
    49:04
  58. 66.
    Episode 236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!)3 October 2016
    1:02:33
  59. 67.
    Episode 235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!)26 September 2016
    53:57
  60. 68.
    Episode 234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss19 September 2016
    44:37
  61. 69.
    Episode 233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!)12 September 2016
    53:27
  62. 70.
    Episode 232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!)5 September 2016
    50:23
  63. 71.
    Episode 231: Prostitution29 August 2016
    47:53
  64. 72.
    Episode 230: Pride22 August 2016
    45:18
  65. 73.
    Episode 229: Trump15 August 2016
    39:39
  66. 74.
    Episode 228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!)8 August 2016
    1:16:47
  67. 75.
    Episode 227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!)31 July 2016
    57:03
  68. 76.
    Episode 226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!)25 July 2016
    52:19
  69. 77.
    Episode 225: Good Guy18 July 2016
    55:37
  70. 78.
    Episode 224: Role Play (Live in LA!)11 July 2016
    54:37
  71. 79.
    Episode 223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!)4 July 2016
    50:43
  72. 80.
    Episode 222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)27 June 2016
    59:23
  73. 81.
    Episode 221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!)20 June 2016
    57:39
  74. 82.
    Episode 220: Peeing Outside13 June 2016
    57:54
  75. 83.
    Episode 219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!)6 June 2016
    49:47
  76. 84.
    Episode 218: Choking29 May 2016
    46:12
  77. 85.
    Episode 217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!)23 May 2016
    54:15
  78. 86.
    Episode 216: Cool Snack16 May 2016
    44:04
  79. 87.
    Episode 215: Prom Season9 May 2016
    49:54
  80. 88.
    Episode 214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!)2 May 2016
    56:22
  81. 89.
    Episode 213: Lactose Intolerant25 April 2016
    56:04
  82. 90.
    Episode 212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!)18 April 2016
    47:55
  83. 91.
    Episode 211: Phone vs. Wallet12 April 2016
    49:04
  84. 92.
    Episode 210: Lonely and Horny8 April 2016
    48:47
  85. 93.
    Episode 209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!)4 April 2016
    47:05
  86. 94.
    Episode 208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!)28 March 2016
    55:01
  87. 95.
    Episode 207: Beehive21 March 2016
    54:32
  88. 96.
    Episode 206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!)14 March 2016
    53:18
  89. 97.
    Episode 205: Special Announcement10 March 2016
    39:37
  90. 98.
    Episode 204: Sexy Gift7 March 2016
    47:39
  91. 99.
    Episode 203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!)29 February 2016
    1:09:19
  92. 100.
    Episode 202: Mixed Signals25 February 2016
    44:05
  93. 101.
    Episode 201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!)22 February 2016
    48:49
  94. 102.
    Episode 200: Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)15 February 2016
    1:00:09
  95. 103.
    Episode 199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!)11 February 2016
    47:52
  96. 104.
    Episode 198: Peyton Manning8 February 2016
    56:24
  97. 105.
    Episode 197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!)4 February 2016
    58:36
  98. 106.
    Episode 196: Don't Do That1 February 2016
    52:04
  99. 107.
    Episode 195: Caviar25 January 2016
    48:16
  100. 108.
    Episode 194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!)22 January 2016
    46:35
  101. 109.
    Episode 193: Game Boy18 January 2016
    59:00
  102. 110.
    Episode 192: Surge Dude11 January 2016
    54:00
  103. 111.
    Episode 191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!)4 January 2016
    56:11
  104. 112.
    Episode 190: Best of 201528 December 2015
    45:43
  105. 113.
    Episode 189: Silver Lining20 December 2015
    52:44
  106. 114.
    Episode 188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!)14 December 2015
    54:48
  107. 115.
    Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation10 December 2015
    1:27:28
  108. 116.
    Episode 187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!)7 December 2015
    50:51
  109. 117.
    Episode 186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!)30 November 2015
    1:01:12
  110. 118.
    Episode 185: Turtles and Honey23 November 2015
    52:48
  111. 119.
    Episode 184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)16 November 2015
    1:05:32
  112. 120.
    Episode 183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)9 November 2015
    57:28
  113. 121.
    Episode 182: Halloween2 November 2015
    47:04
  114. 122.
    Episode 181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!)26 October 2015
    47:57
  115. 123.
    Episode 180: Baldness22 October 2015
    45:55
  116. 124.
    Episode 179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela)19 October 2015
    52:08
  117. 125.
    Episode 178: Divorce (w/UTK!)12 October 2015
    57:11
  118. 126.
    Episode 177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)5 October 2015
    49:16
  119. 127.
    Episode 176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!)28 September 2015
    56:47
  120. 128.
    Episode 175: Moon Facts21 September 2015
    49:33
  121. 129.
    Episode 174: Romance14 September 2015
    47:33
  122. 130.
    Episode 173: Heroin9 September 2015
    52:21
  123. 131.
    Episode 172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!)7 September 2015
    55:48
  124. 132.
    Episode 171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!)31 August 2015
    1:02:44
  125. 133.
    Episode 170: Hairy Butthole24 August 2015
    55:05
  126. 134.
    Episode 169: Lightning Round20 August 2015
    55:18
  127. 135.
    Episode 168: Where's the Beef17 August 2015
    48:58
  128. 136.
    Episode 167: Secrets10 August 2015
    53:08
  129. 137.
    Episode 166: HeadGum3 August 2015
    51:01
  130. 138.
    Episode 165: League (Live from Montreal!)30 July 2015
    54:57
  131. 139.
    Episode 164: Stinky Pets27 July 2015
    48:12
  132. 140.
    Episode 163: Ugly Hot20 July 2015
    43:59
  133. 141.
    Episode 162: Anti Drug13 July 2015
    47:08
  134. 142.
    Episode 161: Honor (w/Dan Gurewitch!)6 July 2015
    59:46
  135. 143.
    Episode 160: Memory29 June 2015
    45:16
  136. 144.
    Episode 159: Best of Australia22 June 2015
    1:01:27
  137. 145.
    Episode 158: Matt Damon15 June 2015
    43:33
  138. 146.
    Episode 157: Tile and Ring7 June 2015
    49:23
  139. 147.
    Episode 156: Raven Nest1 June 2015
    51:56
  140. 148.
    Episode 155: Carpets (w/Rose McIver!)25 May 2015
    1:01:35
  141. 149.
    Episode 154: Truth or Dare18 May 2015
    44:50
  142. 150.
    Episode 153: Mint (live at the Improv!)11 May 2015
    52:32
  143. 151.
    Episode 152: Litmus Test7 May 2015
    43:26
  144. 152.
    Episode 151: Spicy (w/Alana Haim!)4 May 2015
    59:06
  145. 153.
    Episode 150: Prom27 April 2015
    48:22
  146. 154.
    Episode 149: Orgy (Live at Duke U!)23 April 2015
    57:47
  147. 155.
    Episode 148: Master20 April 2015
    44:37
  148. 156.
    Episode 147: Strangling (w/Jon Wolf!)13 April 2015
    57:12
  149. 157.
    Episode 146: End of an Era9 April 2015
    46:48
  150. 158.
    Episode 145: Stage Kiss6 April 2015
    38:39
  151. 159.
    Episode 144: Heart to Heart (w/Thomas Middleditch!)30 March 2015
    43:09
  152. 160.
    Episode 143: Spelling Bee26 March 2015
    46:50
  153. 161.
    Episode 142: Fake Sex (w/Ben Schwartz!)23 March 2015
    47:39
  154. 162.
    Episode 141: Chivalry (w/Ben Schwartz!)16 March 2015
    48:56
  155. 163.
    Episode 140: Australia12 March 2015
    45:00
  156. 164.
    Episode 139: Get Weird (w/George Basil !)9 March 2015
    59:26
  157. 165.
    Episode 138: Sitcoms5 March 2015
    43:38
  158. 166.
    Episode 137: Shower Sex (w/ Lil Dicky!)2 March 2015
    1:03:37
  159. 167.
    Episode 136: Male Stripper23 February 2015
    54:03
  160. 168.
    Episode 135: Attraction (with Laura Hurwitz!)16 February 2015
    56:55
  161. 169.
    Episode 134: Toothbrush9 February 2015
    47:12
  162. 170.
    Episode 133: Bro-Job5 February 2015
    46:41
  163. 171.
    Episode 132: Taylor Swift (Live from Austin!)2 February 2015
    56:31
  164. 172.
    Episode 131: #GreenlightJakeAndAmir29 January 2015
    47:07
  165. 173.
    Episode 130: Sexual Training26 January 2015
    45:25
  166. 174.
    Episode 129: Especially You22 January 2015
    46:52
  167. 175.
    Episode 128: Herpes19 January 2015
    47:13
  168. 176.
    Episode 127: Missing Dad (with Patrick Cassels!)15 January 2015
    1:00:58
  169. 177.
    Episode 126: Platonic Cuddling12 January 2015
    45:50
  170. 178.
    Episode 125: Get a Massage8 January 2015
    46:13
  171. 179.
    Episode 124: Racism5 January 2015
    50:28
  172. 180.
    Episode 123: Best of 201429 December 2014
    49:46
  173. 181.
    Episode 122: Gay Barber22 December 2014
    45:34
  174. 182.
    Episode 121: Peach Fuzz (with Emily Axford!)15 December 2014
    55:13
  175. 183.
    Episode 120: Cucumber11 December 2014
    1:00:42
  176. 184.
    Episode 119: The Wolf8 December 2014
    45:59
  177. 185.
    Episode 118: Stinky3 December 2014
    44:49
  178. 186.
    Episode 117: Stomping1 December 2014
    50:17
  179. 187.
    Episode 116: Eat Your Heart Out (Live from the Hollywood Improv!)24 November 2014
    55:51
  180. 188.
    Episode 115: Groupies17 November 2014
    50:17
  181. 189.
    Episode 114: Hickey (with Streeter Seidell!)10 November 2014
    50:31
  182. 190.
    Episode 113: Bad Skin (with Jon Gabrus!)3 November 2014
    57:09
  183. 191.
    Episode 112: TextJake.com27 October 2014
    48:57
  184. 192.
    Episode 111: Clam Dip (with Dave Rosenberg!)23 October 2014
    51:32
  185. 193.
    Episode 110: Lie Forever20 October 2014
    47:14
  186. 194.
    Episode 109: Military Men13 October 2014
    45:30
  187. 195.
    Episode 108: Park Sex9 October 2014
    45:26
  188. 196.
    Episode 107: Farting (with Bobby Lee!)6 October 2014
    56:28
  189. 197.
    Episode 106: Phone Case (live from L.A. Podfest!)2 October 2014
    53:19
  190. 198.
    Episode 105: Vibrator (with Milana Vayntrub!)29 September 2014
    1:02:34
  191. 199.
    Episode 104: Berlin25 September 2014
    48:58
  192. 200.
    Episode 103: Psychic (Live from Manchester!)22 September 2014
    52:26

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