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If I Were You

By Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

  1. 1.
    343: Tom Cruise13 August 2018
    52:30
  2. 2.
    342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!)6 August 2018
    45:41
  3. 3.
    341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!)30 July 2018
    46:44
  4. 4.
    340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!)23 July 2018
    49:45
  5. 5.
    339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)16 July 2018
    49:47
  6. 6.
    338: Class Clowns9 July 2018
    52:19
  7. 7.
    337: Small Problems 2 July 2018
    44:54
  8. 8.
    336: Spanking (Live in London!)25 June 2018
    49:08
  1. 9.
    335: Euro Trip Lightning Round18 June 2018
    53:23
  2. 10.
    334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!)11 June 2018
    47:22
  3. 11.
    333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)4 June 2018
    59:43
  4. 12.
    332: Jake's Lasik28 May 2018
    48:27
  5. 13.
    331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!)24 May 2018
    1:18:04
  6. 14.
    330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!)21 May 2018
    53:11
  7. 15.
    329: Instagram Jealousy14 May 2018
    48:47
  8. 16.
    328: Birthday Sex7 May 2018
    48:01
  9. 17.
    327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday30 April 2018
    41:04
  10. 18.
    326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)26 April 2018
    58:38
  11. 19.
    325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks23 April 2018
    48:59
  12. 20.
    324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!)16 April 2018
    57:29
  13. 21.
    323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!)9 April 2018
    48:54
  14. 22.
    322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!)2 April 2018
    53:42
  15. 23.
    321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!)26 March 2018
    1:07:54
  16. 24.
    320: Prostitute Tips19 March 2018
    50:36
  17. 25.
    319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!)15 March 2018
    38:15
  18. 26.
    318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!)12 March 2018
    54:37
  19. 27.
    317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!)5 March 2018
    51:51
  20. 28.
    316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!)26 February 2018
    50:15
  21. 29.
    315: Wedding Planner19 February 2018
    48:15
  22. 30.
    314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!)12 February 2018
    55:36
  23. 31.
    313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!)5 February 2018
    1:00:58
  24. 32.
    312: Bad Voice29 January 2018
    49:37
  25. 33.
    311: Hidden Dildos22 January 2018
    44:45
  26. 34.
    310: Unsolicited Advice15 January 2018
    45:35
  27. 35.
    309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!)8 January 2018
    53:41
  28. 36.
    Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round!1 January 2018
    48:58
  29. 37.
    307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!)25 December 2017
    50:42
  30. 38.
    306: Dicklish Tick18 December 2017
    48:49
  31. 39.
    305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)11 December 2017
    50:41
  32. 40.
    304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!)4 December 2017
    49:25
  33. 41.
    303: Wild Goose Chase27 November 2017
    46:46
  34. 42.
    302: Bachelor Party20 November 2017
    44:32
  35. 43.
    301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)13 November 2017
    56:39
  36. 44.
    300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)6 November 2017
    1:04:09
  37. 45.
    299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)30 October 2017
    53:22
  38. 46.
    298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)23 October 2017
    55:06
  39. 47.
    297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)16 October 2017
    53:55
  40. 48.
    296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S9 October 2017
    46:25
  41. 49.
    295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)2 October 2017
    48:08
  42. 50.
    294: Drunk Texting25 September 2017
    50:41
  43. 51.
    293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)18 September 2017
    51:03
  44. 52.
    292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)14 September 2017
    48:28
  45. 53.
    291: Porno Game Shows11 September 2017
    48:22
  46. 54.
    290: Worst Best Man4 September 2017
    47:43
  47. 55.
    289: Engaged28 August 2017
    47:39
  48. 56.
    288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)21 August 2017
    56:49
  49. 57.
    287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)14 August 2017
    53:05
  50. 58.
    286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)7 August 2017
    1:01:41
  51. 59.
    285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)31 July 2017
    46:46
  52. 60.
    284: Jakes Moms Cookies24 July 2017
    47:39
  53. 61.
    283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)17 July 2017
    51:50
  54. 62.
    282: Is It Cheating If...10 July 2017
    52:18
  55. 63.
    281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)3 July 2017
    1:10:12
  56. 64.
    280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)26 June 2017
    56:23
  57. 65.
    279: Mona Lisa19 June 2017
    48:10
  58. 66.
    278: Street Fighter Sex12 June 2017
    52:46
  59. 67.
    277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)5 June 2017
    51:14
  60. 68.
    276: Sweet Boys29 May 2017
    52:24
  61. 69.
    275: Hangover Routine22 May 2017
    49:04
  62. 70.
    274: Butts and Butts15 May 2017
    49:54
  63. 71.
    273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)8 May 2017
    57:37
  64. 72.
    272: Return of the Game Boy1 May 2017
    53:35
  65. 73.
    271: Two Cam Girls24 April 2017
    47:02
  66. 74.
    270: Nipples17 April 2017
    45:03
  67. 75.
    269: Mom on Blast10 April 2017
    53:47
  68. 76.
    268: Sex Diary6 April 2017
    50:35
  69. 77.
    267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)3 April 2017
    1:02:37
  70. 78.
    266: Danish30 March 2017
    48:25
  71. 79.
    265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)27 March 2017
    1:00:54
  72. 80.
    264: Seal the Deal20 March 2017
    48:41
  73. 81.
    263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)13 March 2017
    47:58
  74. 82.
    262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)9 March 2017
    1:00:08
  75. 83.
    261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)6 March 2017
    49:37
  76. 84.
    260: Lightning Round27 February 2017
    47:20
  77. 85.
    259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!)20 February 2017
    1:03:14
  78. 86.
    258: Sex Farts13 February 2017
    52:07
  79. 87.
    257: Netflix and Chill6 February 2017
    54:54
  80. 88.
    256: Jew Trip30 January 2017
    49:40
  81. 89.
    255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!)23 January 2017
    55:29
  82. 90.
    254: Topless Tuesday16 January 2017
    52:56
  83. 91.
    253: Britney Spears9 January 2017
    53:22
  84. 92.
    252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!)2 January 2017
    57:57
  85. 93.
    251: Santa Clause26 December 2016
    45:08
  86. 94.
    250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!)19 December 2016
    55:26
  87. 95.
    249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!)12 December 2016
    1:00:23
  88. 96.
    248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!)5 December 2016
    57:16
  89. 97.
    247: Unhinged28 November 2016
    46:54
  90. 98.
    246: Hot Bully21 November 2016
    53:06
  91. 99.
    245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!)14 November 2016
    44:04
  92. 100.
    244: Female Condom10 November 2016
    40:29
  93. 101.
    243: Morning After Trump9 November 2016
    39:00
  94. 102.
    242: Snoring7 November 2016
    50:27
  95. 103.
    241: Cam Girls31 October 2016
    43:26
  96. 104.
    240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)24 October 2016
    52:21
  97. 105.
    239: Cousins20 October 2016
    42:19
  98. 106.
    238: Evolution17 October 2016
    40:43
  99. 107.
    237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!)10 October 2016
    49:04
  100. 108.
    236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!)3 October 2016
    1:02:33
  101. 109.
    235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!)26 September 2016
    53:57
  102. 110.
    234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss19 September 2016
    44:37
  103. 111.
    233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!)12 September 2016
    53:27
  104. 112.
    232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!)5 September 2016
    50:23
  105. 113.
    231: Prostitution29 August 2016
    47:53
  106. 114.
    230: Pride22 August 2016
    45:18
  107. 115.
    229: Trump15 August 2016
    39:39
  108. 116.
    228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!)8 August 2016
    1:16:47
  109. 117.
    227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!)31 July 2016
    57:03
  110. 118.
    226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!)25 July 2016
    52:19
  111. 119.
    225: Good Guy18 July 2016
    55:37
  112. 120.
    224: Role Play (Live in LA!)11 July 2016
    54:37
  113. 121.
    223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!)4 July 2016
    50:43
  114. 122.
    222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)27 June 2016
    59:23
  115. 123.
    221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!)20 June 2016
    57:39
  116. 124.
    220: Peeing Outside13 June 2016
    57:54
  117. 125.
    219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!)6 June 2016
    49:47
  118. 126.
    218: Choking29 May 2016
    46:12
  119. 127.
    217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!)23 May 2016
    54:15
  120. 128.
    216: Cool Snack16 May 2016
    44:04
  121. 129.
    215: Prom Season9 May 2016
    49:54
  122. 130.
    214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!)2 May 2016
    56:22
  123. 131.
    213: Lactose Intolerant25 April 2016
    56:04
  124. 132.
    212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!)18 April 2016
    47:55
  125. 133.
    211: Phone vs. Wallet12 April 2016
    49:04
  126. 134.
    210: Lonely and Horny8 April 2016
    48:47
  127. 135.
    209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!)4 April 2016
    47:05
  128. 136.
    208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!)28 March 2016
    55:01
  129. 137.
    207: Beehive21 March 2016
    54:32
  130. 138.
    206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!)14 March 2016
    53:18
  131. 139.
    205: Special Announcement10 March 2016
    39:37
  132. 140.
    204: Sexy Gift7 March 2016
    47:39
  133. 141.
    203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!)29 February 2016
    1:09:19
  134. 142.
    202: Mixed Signals25 February 2016
    44:05
  135. 143.
    201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!)22 February 2016
    48:49
  136. 144.
    Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)15 February 2016
    1:00:09
  137. 145.
    199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!)11 February 2016
    47:52
  138. 146.
    198: Peyton Manning8 February 2016
    56:24
  139. 147.
    197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!)4 February 2016
    58:36
  140. 148.
    196: Don't Do That1 February 2016
    52:04
  141. 149.
    195: Caviar25 January 2016
    48:16
  142. 150.
    194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!)22 January 2016
    46:35
  143. 151.
    193: Game Boy18 January 2016
    59:00
  144. 152.
    192: Surge Dude11 January 2016
    54:00
  145. 153.
    191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!)4 January 2016
    56:11
  146. 154.
    190: Best of 201528 December 2015
    45:43
  147. 155.
    189: Silver Lining20 December 2015
    52:44
  148. 156.
    188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!)14 December 2015
    54:48
  149. 157.
    Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation10 December 2015
    1:27:28
  150. 158.
    187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!)7 December 2015
    50:51
  151. 159.
    186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!)30 November 2015
    1:01:12
  152. 160.
    185: Turtles and Honey23 November 2015
    52:48
  153. 161.
    184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)16 November 2015
    1:05:32
  154. 162.
    183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)9 November 2015
    57:28
  155. 163.
    182: Halloween2 November 2015
    47:04
  156. 164.
    181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!)26 October 2015
    47:57
  157. 165.
    180: Baldness22 October 2015
    45:55
  158. 166.
    179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela)19 October 2015
    52:08
  159. 167.
    178: Divorce (w/UTK!)12 October 2015
    57:11
  160. 168.
    177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)5 October 2015
    49:16
  161. 169.
    176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!)28 September 2015
    56:47
  162. 170.
    175: Moon Facts21 September 2015
    49:33
  163. 171.
    174: Romance14 September 2015
    47:33
  164. 172.
    173: Heroin9 September 2015
    52:21
  165. 173.
    172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!)7 September 2015
    55:48
  166. 174.
    171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!)31 August 2015
    1:02:44
  167. 175.
    170: Hairy Butthole24 August 2015
    55:05
  168. 176.
    169: Lightning Round20 August 2015
    55:18
  169. 177.
    168: Where's the Beef17 August 2015
    48:58
  170. 178.
    167: Secrets10 August 2015
    53:08
  171. 179.
    166: HeadGum3 August 2015
    51:01
  172. 180.
    165: League (Live from Montreal!)30 July 2015
    54:57
  173. 181.
    164: Stinky Pets27 July 2015
    48:12
  174. 182.
    163: Ugly Hot20 July 2015
    43:59
  175. 183.
    162: Anti Drug13 July 2015
    47:08
  176. 184.
    161: Honor (w/Dan Gurewitch!)6 July 2015
    59:46
  177. 185.
    160: Memory29 June 2015
    45:16
  178. 186.
    159: Best of Australia22 June 2015
    1:01:27
  179. 187.
    158: Matt Damon15 June 2015
    43:33
  180. 188.
    157: Tile and Ring7 June 2015
    49:23
  181. 189.
    156: Raven Nest1 June 2015
    51:56
  182. 190.
    155: Carpets (w/Rose McIver!)25 May 2015
    1:01:35
  183. 191.
    154: Truth or Dare18 May 2015
    44:50
  184. 192.
    153: Mint (live at the Improv!)11 May 2015
    52:32
  185. 193.
    152: Litmus Test7 May 2015
    43:26
  186. 194.
    151: Spicy (w/Alana Haim!)4 May 2015
    59:06
  187. 195.
    150: Prom27 April 2015
    48:22
  188. 196.
    149: Orgy (Live at Duke U!)23 April 2015
    57:47
  189. 197.
    148: Master20 April 2015
    44:37
  190. 198.
    147: Strangling (w/Jon Wolf!)13 April 2015
    57:12
  191. 199.
    146: End of an Era9 April 2015
    46:48
  192. 200.
    145: Stage Kiss6 April 2015
    38:39

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