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Hold Your Goats

By Chance Helt, and Ian Hansgen.

This is the Hold Your Goats Podcast hosted by your Goat Lords: Chance and Ian. We get together once a week to tell funny stories and talk about issues we find important.

  1. 1.
    Episode 61 - Long and Hard10/31/2018
    1:55:14
  2. 2.
    Episode 60 - No-Skin Scrubs10/20/2018
    1:01:09
  3. 3.
    Episode 59 - Ten Less Than Sixty-Nine06/12/2018
    56:44
  4. 4.
    Episode 58 - I'm Sorry04/07/2018
    1:31:39
  5. 5.
    Episode 57 - Our Safe-Word is Furries02/22/2018
    1:03:37
  6. 6.
    Episode 56 - imperviouscondoms.com/$$$02/11/2018
    1:23:19
  7. 7.
    Episode 55 - Sit or Squat?01/25/2018
    44:55
  8. 8.
    Episode 54 - Cats Are the Real Bigots01/17/2018
    1:23:10
  1. 9.
    Episode 53 - Don't Touch My Stuff01/10/2018
    1:17:35
  2. 10.
    Episode 52 - Lip Smacking in Front of a Wall01/02/2018
    52:59
  3. 11.
    Episode 51 - Apple Sniffs Your Smelly Piss12/24/2017
    1:22:17
  4. 12.
    Episode 50 - The Christmas Special!12/11/2017
    1:06:19
  5. 13.
    Episode 49 - That Is One Nice Mailmen12/04/2017
    1:05:14
  6. 14.
    Episode 48 - Jim Carrey, the Philosopher11/18/2017
    59:17
  7. 15.
    Episode 47 - Dating a Corporate Zombie11/05/2017
    1:11:42
  8. 16.
    Episode 46 - How You Feel 'Bout Elians?11/02/2017
    41:10
  9. 17.
    Episode 45 - Comparing Apples to Oranges10/14/2017
    1:09:47
  10. 18.
    Episode 44 - Rabid Bats08/24/2017
    49:01
  11. 19.
    Episode 43 - Oh Chuck, It's Fase07/10/2017
    1:14:10
  12. 20.
    Episode 42 - Stupid Male06/27/2017
    18:58
  13. 21.
    Episode 41 - Big Fat Fake Blood Diamonds06/22/2017
    25:11
  14. 22.
    Episode 40 - Alternative CPR06/19/2017
    17:11
  15. 23.
    Episode 39 - M.D. of Death06/19/2017
    19:10
  16. 24.
    Episode 38 - Farewell Mayor West06/15/2017
    20:53
  17. 25.
    Episode 37 - DGAF06/12/2017
    19:39
  18. 26.
    Episode 36 - Squeeze Your Sneeze Away06/10/2017
    16:50
  19. 27.
    Episode 35 - That's Incredible06/08/2017
    19:15
  20. 28.
    Episode 34 - A Glitch in the Matrix06/06/2017
    15:54
  21. 29.
    Episode 33 - Smoke 'Em Out06/02/2017
    17:16
  22. 30.
    Episode 32 - Brain Fart05/31/2017
    23:23
  23. 31.
    Episode 31 - Philosophical Sports Stars05/29/2017
    15:49
  24. 32.
    Episode 30 - A Dazzle of Zebras05/26/2017
    21:41
  25. 33.
    Episode 29 - Depressive Dreams on Caffeine05/23/2017
    15:55
  26. 34.
    Episode 28 - Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams05/22/2017
    18:20
  27. 35.
    Episode 27 - There Is No Cake05/19/2017
    16:51
  28. 36.
    Episode 26 - My Juicy Fruit Is Too Juicy05/16/2017
    16:26
  29. 37.
    Episode 25 - R.I.P. Skype05/15/2017
    18:22
  30. 38.
    Episode 24 - Volcano Toe05/12/2017
    21:33
  31. 39.
    Episode 23 - Normalcy05/10/2017
    22:06
  32. 40.
    Episode 22 - What Year Is It?05/08/2017
    19:44
  33. 41.
    Episode 21 - The Champ05/04/2017
    19:39
  34. 42.
    Episode 20 - Mind the Gap05/02/2017
    16:45
  35. 43.
    Episode 19 - Did You Just Assume My Gender?05/01/2017
    25:04
  36. 44.
    Episode 18 - Two Steps Above Shite04/27/2017
    24:50
  37. 45.
    Episode 17 - Why Is the Sun So Bright?04/25/2017
    21:27
  38. 46.
    Episode 16 - Fly Man04/24/2017
    27:10
  39. 47.
    Episode 15 - Satanic Palm Reading04/20/2017
    26:57
  40. 48.
    Episode 14 - Going Primal04/18/2017
    24:28
  41. 49.
    Episode 13 - Get Your Goats04/16/2017
    17:38
  42. 50.
    Episode 12 - Competition04/13/2017
    12:20
  43. 51.
    Episode 11 - We're All Animals04/11/2017
    19:43
  44. 52.
    Episode 10 - Homosexuality & Psychopathy04/09/2017
    17:27
  45. 53.
    Episode 9 - Experts of Opinion04/06/2017
    17:36
  46. 54.
    Episode 8 - Vindiana Jonesel04/04/2017
    24:32
  47. 55.
    Episode 7 - What is Love?04/02/2017
    21:08
  48. 56.
    Episode 6 - The Façade of Happiness03/30/2017
    22:24
  49. 57.
    Episode 5 - Guns & Porn03/28/2017
    19:37
  50. 58.
    Episode 4 - Sex-Crazed Tortoise03/27/2017
    18:48
  51. 59.
    Episode 3 - Raman & Hot Dogs03/21/2017
    26:59
  52. 60.
    Episode 2 - Band-Aid Care Bear03/20/2017
    16:35
  53. 61.
    Episode 1 - Wanna Talk Some Shit?03/19/2017
    15:11

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