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The Watchman

By The Watchman

Straight shooting movie and TV reviews.

  1. 1.
    Uncut Gems - Sandler stuns in flawless flick04/15/2020
    9:50
  2. 2.
    Colour Out Of Space - the resurrection of Richard Stanley03/26/2020
    6:54
  3. 3.
    The Invisible Man - clearly good for Aussie industry03/11/2020
    6:39
  4. 4.
    Underwater underrated?03/01/2020
    6:47
  5. 5.
    Bad Boys become old men02/19/2020
    5:03
  6. 6.
    The Lighthouse - arthouse or shithouse?02/12/2020
    7:00
  7. 7.
    Parasite - moving in and taking over the awards season02/06/2020
    6:50
  8. 8.
    1917 - is it genius or just a gimmick?01/30/2020
    6:20
  1. 9.
    Netflix's The Witcher puts the saucy into sorcery!01/22/2020
    7:43
  2. 10.
    The Mandalorian - Star Wars' small screen success01/15/2020
    6:16
  3. 11.
    Watchmen - Lindelof's hero product for HBO01/08/2020
    7:11
  4. 12.
    The Rise of Skywalker - fan service or forced apology?01/01/2020
    9:54
  5. 13.
    The secret of Doctor Sleep's success11/13/2019
    7:16
  6. 14.
    Stop making Terminator movies!11/05/2019
    8:27
  7. 15.
    Why Joker can't stand alone10/09/2019
    9:48
  8. 16.
    Should you give a puck about Carnival Row?09/22/2019
    5:54
  9. 17.
    Good Boys - bad movie!09/18/2019
    5:27
  10. 18.
    IT ends... eventually!09/10/2019
    7:33
  11. 19.
    Tarantino pleases himself with Once Upon A Time In Hollywood08/21/2019
    8:17
  12. 20.
    Midsommar - no cure for the sommar time blues08/12/2019
    7:38
  13. 21.
    The Boys reviewed - never meet your heroes08/03/2019
    7:15
  14. 22.
    NOS4A2 - Far King Hill! It's pretty average07/16/2019
    6:31
  15. 23.
    Stranger Things 3 smokes streaming records07/13/2019
    7:50
  16. 24.
    Spider-Man's Euro-trip is a treat!07/08/2019
    7:02
  17. 25.
    I Am Mother - Netflix's sci-fi thriller lacks pop06/12/2019
    5:26
  18. 26.
    Why Chernobyl might be HBO's best drama series ever06/10/2019
    8:01
  19. 27.
    Why Godzilla King Of The Monsters is a dino-bore06/02/2019
    5:51
  20. 28.
    KAL-HELL! Superman meets The Omen in Brightburn05/28/2019
    6:22
  21. 29.
    Avengers Endgame - Marvel thanks fans with stunning climax04/26/2019
    7:25
  22. 30.
    What the hell happened with Hellboy?04/20/2019
    7:46
  23. 31.
    Why Shazam should to be more popular than Superman04/07/2019
    6:54
  24. 32.
    Jordan Peele's "Us" - find out why the critics got 5 on it!03/31/2019
    7:22
  25. 33.
    The Dirt Reviewed03/24/2019
    7:38
  26. 34.
    Captain Marvel reviewed - calm your tits!03/12/2019
    8:46
  27. 35.
    Lords of Chaos - the devil is in the detail02/26/2019
    8:11
  28. 36.
    Alita battles to get into the black after bad opening02/25/2019
    8:00
  29. 37.
    Cold Pursuit - Liam Neeson, racism and how to bomb an opening02/10/2019
    7:23
  30. 38.
    Glass - a bad tempered movie review01/21/2019
    7:28
  31. 39.
    Bandersnatch and the frustration with freedom of choice01/09/2019
    7:11
  32. 40.
    Netflix’s You, the terror is in the tweets01/06/2019
    6:54
  33. 41.
    Bird Box, powerful performances lost to poor storytelling01/01/2019
    6:32
  34. 42.
    Aquaman floats to the top of the box office12/30/2018
    7:08
  35. 43.
    Bumblebee is the best of a bad bunch12/19/2018
    6:13
  36. 44.
    This Spider-Man epic will blow your mind12/17/2018
    7:12
  37. 45.
    Overlord - gory good fun but actually nothing special12/09/2018
    5:51
  38. 46.
    Creed 2, old tricks for a new and improved dog12/05/2018
    6:00
  39. 47.
    Robin Hood is a complete waste of time11/27/2018
    5:59
  40. 48.
    Bohemian Rhapsody - looks like real life, escapes from reality10/30/2018
    7:26
  41. 49.
    Halloween - made with care but fails to scare10/27/2018
    5:24
  42. 50.
    Art beautifully imitates life in First Man. 10/13/2018
    6:54
  43. 51.
    Mandy brings out the best Cage rage in years10/10/2018
    6:39
  44. 52.
    Why The Predator will make you want to rage quit09/15/2018
    7:00
  45. 53.
    The Meg reviewed: it's shark weak!08/19/2018
    5:29
  46. 54.
    Scream For Me Sarajevo - spirit under siege07/22/2018
    6:11
  47. 55.
    Occupation is really about a bloody invasion on imagination07/15/2018
    6:42
  48. 56.
    Ant-Man and The Wasp - all buzz, no sting07/10/2018
    6:13
  49. 57.
    Upgrade delivers big thrills on the cheap06/26/2018
    5:58
  50. 58.
    Hereditary - is it really that scary?06/10/2018
    5:43
  51. 59.
    How Solo was saved from complete disaster05/28/2018
    7:07
  52. 60.
    Deadpool 2 - can you love a dumpster fire?05/20/2018
    5:48
  53. 61.
    Blue World Order is a killer B05/06/2018
    7:07
  54. 62.
    Avengers Infinity War - success thanks to one character05/02/2018
    7:06
  55. 63.
    Blunt force trauma - The tension is monstrous in A Quiet Place04/15/2018
    5:32
  56. 64.
    Pacific Rim uprooted. Can the franchise survive?04/01/2018
    7:37
  57. 65.
    Does Tomb Raider save a genre and break a terrible curse?03/21/2018
    6:56
  58. 66.
    Annihilation, why you’ll love what Paramount rejected03/14/2018
    6:23
  59. 67.
    Red Sparrow - sexy spies suffer from a flaccid plot03/04/2018
    7:04
  60. 68.
    Why Black Panther is good but not great02/18/2018
    7:19
  61. 69.
    The Cloverfield Paradox - a dirty, re-gifted surprise02/11/2018
    5:57
  62. 70.
    How Black Mirror turns your reality into dark fantasy02/05/2018
    9:21
  63. 71.
    Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Reviewed12/16/2017
    6:47
  64. 72.
    Justice League - Reviewed11/19/2017
    9:01
  65. 73.
    Starship Troopers - Retro Review11/14/2017
    8:49
  66. 74.
    Stranger Things 2 - Reviewed11/05/2017
    6:03
  67. 75.
    Thor Ragnarok - Reviewed10/28/2017
    5:08
  68. 76.
    Blade Runner 2049 - Reviewed10/13/2017
    7:53
  69. 77.
    Star Trek: Discovery - Reviewed10/01/2017
    7:29
  70. 78.
    It - Reviewed09/16/2017
    8:06
  71. 79.
    The Expanse - Reviewed09/12/2017
    8:37
  72. 80.
    Death Note - Reviewed08/27/2017
    4:35
  73. 81.
    Atypical - Reviewed08/18/2017
    8:09
  74. 82.
    Preacher - Reviewed08/06/2017
    7:13
  75. 83.
    War For The Planet Of The Apes - Reviewed07/29/2017
    8:26
  76. 84.
    Dunkirk - Reviewed07/22/2017
    8:06
  77. 85.
    Spiderman Homecoming - Reviewed07/14/2017
    11:29
  78. 86.
    The Night Of - Reviewed07/08/2017
    11:26
  79. 87.
    Okja - Reviewed07/01/2017
    9:42
  80. 88.
    Train To Busan - Reviewed06/30/2017
    7:55
  81. 89.
    Opinion - Retro: remakes, reimagining and the retardation of innovation06/26/2017
    9:20
  82. 90.
    Glow - Reviewed06/24/2017
    5:50
  83. 91.
    Westworld Season 1 - Reviewed06/22/2017
    8:04
  84. 92.
    Predator - Reviewed06/16/2017
    9:45
  85. 93.
    Wonder Woman - Reviewed06/12/2017
    5:21
  86. 94.
    Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 - Reviewed06/06/2017
    6:51
  87. 95.
    Logan - Reviewed05/30/2017
    4:20
  88. 96.
    Mindhorn - Reviewed05/29/2017
    3:59
  89. 97.
    Alien: Covenant - Reviewed05/23/2017
    5:16
  90. 98.
    Star Wars - Episode 1 The Phantom Menace (JJJ Reviewer Audition)05/22/2017
    2:33

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