Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

By Harry Potter

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes! The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

  1. 1.
    Ep 62 - Order of the Phoenix 12 & 13: Harry's Knife Kink
    1:09:50
  2. 2.
    Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam
    1:27:02
  3. 3.
    Ep 60 - Order of the Phoenix 9: Luna Lovegood (or not)
    57:13
  4. 4.
    Ep 59 - Order of the Phoenix 7-8: Stalking & Getting Ghost by Celebrities
    1:00:10
  5. 5.
    Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand
    51:45
  6. 6.
    Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: As wet as Dobbys sock
    44:51
  7. 7.
    Ep 57 - Order of the Phoenix 5: We Shotgunned White Claw
    1:00:30
  8. 8.
    Ep 56 - Order of the Pheonix 3 & 4: Blowing off a Bollock
    58:12
  1. 9.
    Ep 55 - Order of the Phoenix 1 & 2: At the end of the day, I'm Mrs Figg
    1:13:31
  2. 10.
    Ep 54 - Goblet of Fire Film: Utter Trash
    1:23:58
  3. 11.
    Ep 53 - Goblet of Fire 36 & 37: Cornelius Fudge the Beanie Baby
    1:05:00
  4. 12.
    Bonus Ep - TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
    1:02:23
  5. 13.
    Ep 52 - Goblet of Fire 35: Madam Malkin's Back Room Sex Toy Emporium
    1:14:34
  6. 14.
    Ep 51 - Goblet of Fire 33 & 34: RIP Bertha
    53:13
  7. 15.
    Ep 50 - Goblet of Fire 31 & 32: Defeating Bridget Jones' Spanx
    48:06
  8. 16.
    Ep 49 - Goblet of Fire 29 & 30: Dumbledore's Sex Memories
    54:13
  9. 17.
    Ep 48 - Goblet of Fire 27 & 28: Cum Socks
    1:23:59
  10. 18.
    Ep 47 - Goblet of Fire 25 & 26: There's Poop In The Lake
    1:01:17
  11. 19.
    Ep 46 - Goblet of Fire 23 & 24: Sneaky Night-time Feet Measuring
    1:02:23
  12. 20.
    Ep 45 - Goblet of Fire 21 & 22: The Personification Of Death
    1:03:00
  13. 21.
    Ep 44 - Goblet of Fire 19 & 20: Death chilling in the three broomsticks
    31:51
  14. 22.
    Ep 43 - Goblet of Fire 17 & 18: Tubby Custard
    46:22
  15. 23.
    Ep 42 - Goblet of Fire 15 & 16: God Save The Dean
    1:01:16
  16. 24.
    Ep 41 - Goblet of Fire 13 & 14: Snape's Owl Fursona
    1:17:04
  17. 25.
    Ep 40 - Goblet of Fire 11-12: The Death Troll
    43:49
  18. 26.
    Ep 39 - Goblet of Fire 9-10: Big Feet Big...
    52:40
  19. 27.
    Ep 38 - Goblet of Fire 7-8: Kinky Muggle Roleplay
    1:15:33
  20. 28.
    Ep 37 - Goblet of Fire 5-6: Hogwarts School Musical
    49:12
  21. 29.
    Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley
    34:03
  22. 30.
    Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes
    44:32
  23. 31.
    Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist
    1:40:00
  24. 32.
    Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie
    1:37:32
  25. 33.
    Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction
    35:43
  26. 34.
    Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie
    1:13:08
  27. 35.
    Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes
    1:23:21
  28. 36.
    Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli
    1:21:17
  29. 37.
    Ep 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban 15&16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft
    47:48
  30. 38.
    Bonus Ep - Charlie Reads Her Shit Fanfiction LIVE
    1:03:43
  31. 39.
    Ep 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban 13&14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret ft. Fanatical Fics
    1:15:08
  32. 40.
    Ep 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban 11&12: Nuggets
    33:26
  33. 41.
    Bonus Ep - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
    1:49:07
  34. 42.
    Ep 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban 9&10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler
    45:19
  35. 43.
    Ep 25 - Prisoner of Azkaban 7&8: It Pees When I Burn
    59:59
  36. 44.
    Ep 24 - Prisoner of Azkaban 5&6: I've Got A Dick In My Cup
    42:29
  37. 45.
    Ep 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban 3&4: Prisoners of Ouzoban
    57:42
  38. 46.
    Ep 22 - Prisoner of Azkaban 1&2: Owl Orgies In Norfolk
    57:54
  39. 47.
    Live from Draigcon! Ft Chris Rankin - Defending Percy Weasley
    46:39
  40. 48.
    Ep 21 - Chamber Of Secrets Film: The One After Draigcon
    1:04:23
  41. 49.
    Ep 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 17&18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying
    1:10:54
  42. 50.
    Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane
    1:18:18

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