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The The One Show Show

By Great Big Owl

Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!

  1. 1.
    Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call07/15/2020
    33:37
  2. 2.
    Episode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh Pasta07/14/2020
    40:08
  3. 3.
    Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease07/02/2020
    32:36
  4. 4.
    Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat07/01/2020
    37:37
  5. 5.
    Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One 06/17/2020
    38:20
  6. 6.
    Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon06/16/2020
    35:44
  7. 7.
    Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging06/09/2020
    31:59
  8. 8.
    Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch06/08/2020
    34:05
  1. 9.
    Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal05/28/2020
    22:22
  2. 10.
    Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness05/26/2020
    33:59
  3. 11.
    Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome05/15/2020
    35:30
  4. 12.
    Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!05/14/2020
    34:03
  5. 13.
    Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House04/29/2020
    36:28
  6. 14.
    Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You04/28/2020
    40:54
  7. 15.
    Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)04/23/2020
    28:06
  8. 16.
    Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not Die04/22/2020
    35:27
  9. 17.
    TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor MEL GIEDROYC tells all!04/14/2020
    21:14
  10. 18.
    Episode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine Emotional04/08/2020
    26:53
  11. 19.
    Episode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A Box04/07/2020
    37:00
  12. 20.
    TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor Ed Balls tells all!04/04/2020
    9:33
  13. 21.
    Episode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of God04/01/2020
    38:00
  14. 22.
    Episode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's Nook03/31/2020
    28:56
  15. 23.
    Episode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du Geez03/27/2020
    24:44
  16. 24.
    Episode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The Dog03/26/2020
    27:41
  17. 25.
    Episode 5.04 - Coronavirass, The Aswad Movement and Meet A Welsh Texan03/18/2020
    27:51
  18. 26.
    Episode 5.03 - Good Evening Beavers, Car Park Tough and It's Not Scientific03/17/2020
    43:00
  19. 27.
    Episode 5.02 - 100 Sunglasses, Tell Me I'm Fat Matt and Some Wives03/11/2020
    41:00
  20. 28.
    Episode 5.01 - Matt Baker's Obscene Phonecall, Boring Treasure and Show Me Your Papers!03/10/2020
    42:03
  21. 29.
    SERIES 5 - we're back on Tuesday 10th March TTOSSers!02/26/2020
    1:48
  22. 30.
    SECRET SANTA - My Mate Bought A Toaster with guest Jon Holmes!12/23/2019
    36:57
  23. 31.
    Episode 4.28 - Biggins Is Behind You, Lenny Henry's Baps and Let's Kill A Nazi With A Longbow12/20/2019
    45:44
  24. 32.
    Episode 4.27 - Only Fools and Arses, Daddy Bear Nigel Havers and Amol Rajan's Fake Snow12/19/2019
    48:39
  25. 33.
    Episode 4.26 - Gyles Brandreth's Cat, Beasts and Do You Smell Nice For The Ladies and The Gentlemen12/11/2019
    47:34
  26. 34.
    Episode 4.25 - Fare Thee Well Matthew James Baker (2011-2019)12/10/2019
    40:47
  27. 35.
    Episode 4.24 - John Barrowman's Christmas Goatse, Human Books and FOREIGNER?12/04/2019
    46:40
  28. 36.
    Episode 4.23 - Rod Stewart's Alligator Feet, Rural Swearwords and Oh God It's Andy Murray12/03/2019
    41:33
  29. 37.
    Episode 4.22 - Club Tropicana Drinks Have Run Out, “Oscar’s Mouthing”, and Cake is at Stake.10/16/2019
    42:02
  30. 38.
    Episode 4.21 - Fly #MeToo The Moon, Tiger vs. Squirrel and There Is Almost A Penis.10/15/2019
    34:41
  31. 39.
    Episode 4.20 - Gareth Southgate The Bee, Unfrozen Mods and BACK OF THE HEAD, MA GOD!10/10/2019
    35:21
  32. 40.
    Episode 4.19 - Amanda Holden's Accidental Music, The GruffaNO and Romesh Has A Mare10/09/2019
    37:14
  33. 41.
    Episode 4.18 - Broccoli Who, Show Us Your Instrument and At Number 1, It's Son Of A Paedo, 10/02/2019
    37:36
  34. 42.
    Episode 4.17 - Sean Bean HATES His Interview, Joe Pesky and Matt Baker 00710/01/2019
    36:37
  35. 43.
    Episode 4.16 - Flick Off A Crab's Eye, Surprise! It's A Crap Surprise and PURE CLUNES09/26/2019
    33:45
  36. 44.
    Episode 4.15 - A Crab Has Sex With A Sponge, McFly McReturn and Matt Nails A Pun09/25/2019
    34:33
  37. 45.
    Episode 4.14 - Angelica Deliveroo, Matt Lands A Joke and Your Smoke Alarm Will Kill Your Kids09/20/2019
    35:38
  38. 46.
    Episode 4.13 - Angelica Bell's Ring, A Giant European and Dame Molly Saturday09/19/2019
    33:00
  39. 47.
    Episode 4.12 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 209/13/2019
    33:34
  40. 48.
    Episode 4.11 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 1 09/12/2019
    34:56
  41. 49.
    Episode 4.10 - Beach Burglers, Horny/Scared and Obscene Phone Call: The Song09/04/2019
    31:47
  42. 50.
    Episode 4.09 - Everything's Gone Too Sexy, Handbagging and Excessive Brotherly Love09/03/2019
    42:04
  43. 51.
    Episode 4.08 - Drug Rats, The Motown SS and Simon Le Bon Was My Childhood Friend08/28/2019
    36:14
  44. 52.
    Episode 4.07 - Mechanical Children's Finger Extenders, Rabbis Fighting and Matt likes mackerel08/27/2019
    36:32
  45. 53.
    No Rain Stops Play: Wimbledon shuts down The One Show07/09/2019
    1:33
  46. 54.
    Episode 4.06 - Matt Baker AF, Moonpeople and The Pegfield Lulu07/03/2019
    32:43
  47. 55.
    Episode 4.05 - They've Cloned Carol Vorderman, Matt does Live Comedy and The Moon's Birthday07/02/2019
    36:38
  48. 56.
    Episode 4.04 - Don't Tell Richard Curtis Your Idea, Madonna's Gone Difficult and Um Err Like06/26/2019
    44:36
  49. 57.
    Episode 4.03 - Michael Ball's Broken Heart, Knitted Budgies and Mustard: Live At Last!06/25/2019
    47:40
  50. 58.
    Episode 4.02 - Anneka Rice's Imaginary Agent, I Need My Miniature Cheeses and Hovis Science06/19/2019
    33:28
  51. 59.
    Episode 4.01 - A Nazi Walking Stick, Blowers Covers Stormzy and Lovely Toxic Houses06/18/2019
    36:20
  52. 60.
    TTOSS returns! Back in your ears Tuesday 18th June 2019!06/12/2019
    1:22
  53. 61.
    Episode 3.23 - George Clooney Listens To My Stepdad's Guffs, Tortoise Prices and It's Not Belaboured05/29/2019
    34:46
  54. 62.
    Episode 3.22 - A Teacher Shouts Bum Al Qaeda, Kestrels Eat Queen Victoria and Matt Loves Little Mix05/28/2019
    38:48
  55. 63.
    Episode 3.21 - My Neighbour is a Plane, Hahaha Cat Illness and An Unsuitable Radio 1 Diary05/22/2019
    30:28
  56. 64.
    Episode 3.20 - The King of Bowcat, Medicinal Bifters and Tell Me What A Dog Eats05/21/2019
    34:36
  57. 65.
    Episode 3.19 - Angelica Bell Explains The Universe, Shoe Factory Blue Plaque and the United Kringdom05/15/2019
    42:43
  58. 66.
    Episode 3.18 - Joe Pasquale's Hilarious Genitals, Dogging UFOs and Bonnie Tyler: The Joke05/14/2019
    37:40
  59. 67.
    Episode 3.17 - Someone Swears At Matt Baker, Threesomeianus and Funny Mummy Kisschase05/08/2019
    41:05
  60. 68.
    Episode 3.16 - Worst Line of Duty Ever, Michelle Gayle Hates Magic and Matt Baker's Legwarmers05/07/2019
    35:56
  61. 69.
    Episode 3.15 - Imagine A 22 Foot Wooden Baby, Bursting Cathedrals and Major Gynaecologists05/01/2019
    30:59
  62. 70.
    Episode 3.14 - Jason Isaac's Octopus, A Giant Baby and Dalai Lama 2: Electric Boogaloo04/30/2019
    36:57
  63. 71.
    Episode 3.13 - Easter Holiday No-Show Spectacular!04/24/2019
    0:52
  64. 72.
    Episode 3.12 - Badger Ham, Idris Elba's Deprivation Rollerskates and Earlobe Shaming04/17/2019
    33:03
  65. 73.
    Episode 3.11 - Zammo's Key Cubicle, Matt Baker Loves Dog Food and Crying Boy Fires04/16/2019
    35:04
  66. 74.
    Episode 3.10 - Dirty Recliners, Hazard Alley and Shove Your Sub Up Your Bum04/10/2019
    32:48
  67. 75.
    Episode 3.09 - Hidey Horse and Have We Got Have I Got News For You For You (Yes)04/09/2019
    31:56
  68. 76.
    Episode 3.08 - Howard Donald's Lino Theft, Fill Your Booze Boots and the Welsh KKK04/03/2019
    29:46
  69. 77.
    Episode 3.07 - Peppa Pig Class Traitor, Richard Carpenter's Tight Face and Les Dennis Meets The Pope04/02/2019
    36:47
  70. 78.
    Episode 3.06 - Matt Baker's Jason Watkins Handstand Anecdote, Lewes and Getting Shazam Wrong03/27/2019
    42:37
  71. 79.
    Episode 3.05 - Michael the Bumblebee, Why Is No One Angry and An Awful Boy Entrepreneur03/26/2019
    27:27
  72. 80.
    Episode 3.04 - Too Many Pine Martens, Ed Balls' Gap Year and An Eyelash On A Stick03/20/2019
    26:14
  73. 81.
    Episode 3.03 - First Love Ponies, 10% Tess Daly and Elaine Paige's Confusing Fruit Fly Joke03/19/2019
    39:22
  74. 82.
    Episode 3.02 - British Tomatoes, Victorian Beverley Knight and Persecute The Welsh03/13/2019
    27:31
  75. 83.
    Episode 3.01 - Gregg Wallace screams NO, A Man Falls Over and A Tony Hancock Egg Joke03/12/2019
    34:11
  76. 84.
    Great Big Owl - Hootenanniversary 2019 trailer02/15/2019
    5:32
  77. 85.
    Episode 2.26 - Alex Jones Reviews TTOSS, Top Flight Time Machine and Bring Back Boob Inspectors12/24/2018
    31:18
  78. 86.
    Episode 2.25 - We Take Scouts Everywhere, Chris Evans's Big House and Samantha Bond Nearly Does The Eyes12/24/2018
    30:45
  79. 87.
    Episode 2.24 - Loans For Ferrets, Olly Murs Won't Go Cruising and Ha Ha The Poor12/19/2018
    22:59
  80. 88.
    Episode 2.23 - Michael Buble's Canadian Delicacy, Dead Men's Coats and Billy Colonoscopy12/18/2018
    33:50
  81. 89.
    Episode 2.22 - Boris Johnson The Egg, Political Biscuits & Sally Phillips's Lewd Hand Gesture12/13/2018
    29:07
  82. 90.
    Episode 2.21 - Matt Baker's Live Felch, Sexual Sausage Machines and Joe Lycett's Poo Tales12/11/2018
    32:59
  83. 91.
    Episode 2.20 - Rob Lowe Doesn't Play A Sax, Angelwing and Alex Jones Upsets The Alarm12/05/2018
    36:52
  84. 92.
    Episode 2.19 - Mick Hucknall's Hot Vomit Hair, Kill Vegans and Let's Whisper At Perverts12/04/2018
    35:36
  85. 93.
    Episode 2.18 - Ruth Wilson Births Her Own Dad, Tales of Almond and A Vicar Has A Sleepover11/28/2018
    32:04
  86. 94.
    Episode 2.17 - Kit Harrington Eats Shit, Your Brother’s Skull Gets Stapled and How To Say Pain Quotidien11/27/2018
    34:12
  87. 95.
    Episode 2.16 - Arise Sir Matt Baker, Pudsey's Drunk and Jane Garvey Swears More Than Us11/22/2018
    26:38
  88. 96.
    Episode 2.15 - Gender-Free Pudsey, Ronan Keating's Private Jet and Oceans of Vomit11/21/2018
    35:54
  89. 97.
    Episode 2.14 - Gyles Brandreth Sends A Woman To Heaven, Pudsey Le Bear and Carol Vorderman's Blue Tits11/14/2018
    35:12
  90. 98.
    Episode 2.13 - Wowsomes, £600 Means Nothing To Rylan and Urrrgh, Salt Tongue11/13/2018
    32:02
  91. 99.
    Episode 2.12 - How We Hoaxed The One Show with Zac and Jay (and Louis Theroux)11/12/2018
    26:48
  92. 100.
    Episode 2.11 - Freddie Flintoff Hates The Moon, Anemone Fighting and Welsh Sewage11/06/2018
    42:31
  93. 101.
    Episode 2.10 - A Magician Goes Wrong, Janus-Womack Is An Alien and It Smells Of Cannabis11/05/2018
    32:10
  94. 102.
    Episode 2.9 - Bomb Dog Love, Paloma Faith's Drizzle Cake and Don't Be Mean to Martine10/30/2018
    48:12
  95. 103.
    Episode 2.8 - A Pig In A Tree, Sexual Blue Peter and Rick Wakeman's Dead Teacher10/24/2018
    49:18
  96. 104.
    Episode 2.7 - Welcome a Fly, Gerard Butler is a Sea-Daddy and Don’t Stab Maisie Williams10/16/2018
    57:23
  97. 105.
    Episode 2.6 - Rod Stewart's Sugar Puffs, ABBA Bjorn's Greek Taverna and Ey Up Roy Batty10/09/2018
    45:23
  98. 106.
    Episode 2.5 - A Man Invents A Dog, Hand-Grenade Canal Fishing and Jenna Coleman Hates Jokes10/02/2018
    53:43
  99. 107.
    Episode 2.4 - A Real Dick of A Peacock, Bonnie Langford and Thingy-Shaped Thingys09/25/2018
    51:23
  100. 108.
    Episode 2.3 - Sea Lice, The Martin Clunes Dog Quiz and A Man Lays A Cable09/18/2018
    54:15
  101. 109.
    Episode 2.2 - Hot Tub Worm Machine, An Awful Child and MN8’s Hatfield Ring Theft 09/11/2018
    53:43
  102. 110.
    Episode 2.1 - Nick Knowles Discovers Camelot, the Euthanasia Rollercoaster and Denzel Sees It All09/04/2018
    52:02
  103. 111.
    The The One Show Show Series 2: Coming in September!08/09/2018
    1:16
  104. 112.
    Episode 10: A Bit Of The Best of The The One Show Show Season 106/26/2018
    31:42
  105. 113.
    Episode 9: Super Mouth Womb, My Wife’s Nuclear Weapon and A Link About Bumming06/19/2018
    57:14
  106. 114.
    Episode 8: Jay Rayner Is A Free Man, Tommy Steele's Boat of Death and Your Dad's Racist06/12/2018
    1:03:09
  107. 115.
    Episode 7: A Dog Smells A Newt, Dr. Michelle Keegan and Al Murray's Hot Sex Talk06/05/2018
    1:03:22
  108. 116.
    Episode 6: Bring Me Calpol, A Giftbag and The Severed Head of Sheila Hancock05/29/2018
    37:25
  109. 117.
    Episode 5: The Guest Is A Cake, Burn The Prick and Here Comes The Woodland Spoonman05/22/2018
    54:37
  110. 118.
    Episode 4: Racist Impressions, No Pine Martens and the Northern Martin Scorsese05/15/2018
    54:05
  111. 119.
    Episode 3: Lesbian Cannibals, Farmer Sex and the Ethics of Replacing Matt Baker's Heart05/08/2018
    56:00
  112. 120.
    Episode 2: Tonight's Guest - Chris Heath!05/01/2018
    47:01
  113. 121.
    Episode 104/24/2018
    41:15
  114. 122.
    The The One Show Show trailer04/10/2018
    2:10

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