The The One Show Show

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Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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All Episodes

For the last time this season, Jon and Marc celebrate the return of Alex Jones, who's back to break a load of sofas.Some exciting news about 2022 right at the end, if you like this sort of thing and want more of this sort of thing! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 27

43 min 38 sec

The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to denounce the One Show as a heretic and apostate. Again. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 6

32 min 48 sec

The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to help the One Show out of debt by entering it in Squid Game.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 5

37 min 56 sec

The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to write offensive statements about The One Show on the window of a North London public convenience. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 28

33 min 27 sec

The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show out for ice-cream, before driving it to an orphanage a long way from home. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 27

40 min 18 sec

The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 16

39 min 13 sec

The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Sep 15

40 min 55 sec

Comedy legend and double Oscar nominee Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc to cut up the One Show to see what makes it tick, and hopefully kill it in the process.This Thursday, TTOSS is live at the London Podcast Festival with Danny Robins, the man (not ghost) behind the excellent Battersea Poltergeist podcast and the West End hit 2:22 A Ghost Story. Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 31

32 min 52 sec

Double Oscar nominee and comedy legend Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc from LA, to witness the One Show for the first time and instantly regret his decision. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 30

34 min 25 sec

The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to rise up against the undemocratically-elected The One Show.We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, 2nd September 2021 at King's Place in London. Starts at 7pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/And if you fancy staying on after, you can catch Paul in the excellent A Wheezing Groaning Sound live podcast at the same venue! Starts at 9.30pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words/a-wheezing-groaning-sound/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 23

36 min 30 sec

The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to attempt to gain herd immunity by watching the sickness that is The One Show.We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, 2nd September 2021 at King's Place in London. Starts at 7pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/And if you fancy staying on after, you can catch Paul in the excellent A Wheezing Groaning Sound live podcast at the same venue! Starts at 9.30pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words/a-wheezing-groaning-sound/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Aug 22

38 min 26 sec

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2020

35 min 4 sec

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching Tier 4 requirements. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2020

36 min 4 sec

The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 2020

33 min 37 sec

The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc for the final two-part autopsy on the rotting corpse of The One Show, which has been found desecrated round the back of a forecourt in central London. Hooray! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 2020

40 min 8 sec

The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to rat out the One Show to the FBI for crimes against making watchable telly. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 2020

32 min 36 sec

The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and (Philomena) Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to come not to praise The One Show, but to bury it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jul 2020

37 min 37 sec

The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It's called Please End The One Show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 2020

38 min 20 sec

The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk and fighting with the police. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 2020

35 min 44 sec

Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making good television). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 2020

31 min 59 sec

Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Jun 2020

34 min 5 sec

Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.)This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 2020

22 min 22 sec

Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 2020

33 min 59 sec

Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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May 2020

35 min 30 sec

Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

May 2020

34 min 3 sec

Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this episode contains some socialist views from one of the contributors. Don't listen if you're subsequently going to email about it, there's enough already going on in the world.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

36 min 28 sec

Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees to go into exile for the next twenty years.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

40 min 54 sec

Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's hour of government-sanctioned exercise, and call the police the moment 61 minutes have passed.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

28 min 6 sec

Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

35 min 27 sec

In the second of our specials where recent One Show guests testify as to their treatment in front of our investigating committee, Jon catches up with the lovely Mel Giedroyc to hear her statement. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 2020

21 min 14 sec

Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to inform the police that The One Show has been seen having a picnic in Brockwell Park and has ruined it for everyone else.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

26 min 53 sec

Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to jog past the One Show and suddenly go off furiously about how the One Show breathed on us. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO JOG, THE ONE SHOW, YOU NAZI!This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

37 min

Jon recently caught up with Ed Balls to find out what it's like to actually be on The One Show, instead of just moaning about it behind its back. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

9 min 33 sec

Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to put the One Show on trial and demand the death penalty, even though it's only stolen some bread to feed its family, like the bloke from Les Miserables.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Apr 2020

38 min

Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show if one of the symptoms of being The One Show is being shit.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

28 min 56 sec

Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hence while parts of it sound like they were recorded in a woollen sock at the bottom of a muddy canal. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

24 min 44 sec

Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands, so don't worry if Marc sounds like a robot and there's some weird delays between jokes and punchlines. IT'S THE NEW NORMAL, INNIT? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

27 min 41 sec

Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to isolate the One Show down a well. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

27 min 51 sec

Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to welcome the Coronavirus pandemic to the One Show's sofa. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

43 min

Beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to tell the One Show it needs to self-isolate - not because of Coronavirus, but because it's terrible. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

41 min

In the first TTOSS of 2020, the beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to develop a vaccine for Coronavirus and inject the One Show with it - only to reveal it's just a syringe full of Fanta. Ha ha! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Mar 2020

42 min 3 sec

We'll be back to send Matt Baker off - Series 5 kicks off on Tuesday 10th March. Like, subscribe, tell your friends! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Feb 2020

1 min 48 sec

Ho ho ho! Secret Owl Santa has brought you something you didn't ask for and might object to, just like all Secret Santas!We’ve taken another of our podcasts that we think you might enjoy and popped it on here in the spirit of Christmas and free stuff. It's an episode of My Mate Bought A Toaster, the podcast in which Tom Price rifles through the grisly online purchase history of a well known person. On this episode, it's TTOSS host Jon Holmes.https://play.acast.com/s/toaster See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

36 min 57 sec

In the last TTOSS of 2019, wunderbar Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to wait for the clock to strike midnight, cross the threshold of The One Show's house, and put our best foot forward...and through any TVs that are showing The One Show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

45 min 44 sec

The beloved writer and host of the Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to stuff the One Show's Christmas stocking full of the coal of serious criticism and a tangerine of intense loathing. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

48 min 39 sec

The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc to spread the rumour round the maximum security prison that The One Show is a snitch.It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

47 min 34 sec

The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc in the week that television changed forever and Matt Baker clearly attempted to ruin this podcast by resigning. It can only be...The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

40 min 47 sec

Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to falsely accuse the One Show of scratching our car, in the full knowledge that we spent fifteen minutes this morning doing it ourselves. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

46 min 40 sec

We're back from holiday and general arsing about to bring you the remains of Series 4 - and good news! The One Show is still as unsettling as ever!Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show it's been awarded a medal at a ceremony taking place in a remote hotel in Aberdeen, only for it to arrive at the remote hotel in Aberdeen to find no one knows anything about any medal ceremony. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Dec 2019

41 min 33 sec

Ginger stand-up mystical wizard-alike Alasdair Beckett-King and writer / producer / boss-eyed clown Cornelius Mendez join Jon to tell the One Show it’s a fancy dress party when it isn’t, only for everyone to laugh when it turns up dressed as a ‘Sexy Halloween Nurse’. It can only be … The The One Show Show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Oct 2019

42 min 2 sec