Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

By Dan Misener

Remembering the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up

  1. 1.
    "I don't feel like celebrating" (Anniversary Special)
    1:04:31
  2. 2.
    "Hugs and kisses aren't enough" (Toronto)
    34:50
  3. 3.
    "I'm writing this stark naked" (Montréal)
    31:26
  4. 4.
    "Mr. Sexy wears a thong" (Moncton)
    31:51
  5. 5.
    "I need adventure" (Kitchener)
    31:34
  6. 6.
    "Kissed by a wet donkey" (Saskatoon)
    26:56
  7. 7.
    "We only want each other for the kissing" (Toronto)
    31:19
  8. 8.
    "Atomic fart blasts" (Halifax)
    34:53
  1. 9.
    "Hottie Hunter" (Victoria)
    28:12
  2. 10.
    "Mr. Sexy Legs" (Vancouver)
    34:15
  3. 11.
    "A burning furnace of hatred" (Victoria)
    28:53
  4. 12.
    "I thought my mom was an alien" (Toronto)
    31:22
  5. 13.
    "I love oral hygiene" (Fredericton)
    33:16
  6. 14.
    🇨🇦 “The Great White North” (Canada Day special)
    45:12
  7. 15.
    "How dirty are you?" (Montréal)
    29:51
  8. 16.
    "The worst mistake of my whole entire life" (Edmonton)
    28:17
  9. 17.
    "My hormones were flying" (Regina)
    36:57
  10. 18.
    "Mom, put on some clothes!" (Calgary)
    37:02
  11. 19.
    "Puberty has taken her" (Montréal)
    29:55
  12. 20.
    "Let the devil take my soul" (Winnipeg)
    28:09
  13. 21.
    "We all smelled like poo" (Saskatoon)
    28:10
  14. 22.
    "Get down and party" (Woodford)
    27:39
  15. 23.
    "Hunting for Yowies" (Woodford)
    28:48
  16. 24.
    "Passion at its finest" (Valentine's Day special)
    50:29
  17. 25.
    "No better than a rag" (Yellowknife)
    27:24
  18. 26.
    "Punk rock is today’s revolution" (Victoria)
    30:57
  19. 27.
    "The Republic of Dad" (Montréal)
    27:06
  20. 28.
    "I wrecked his little heart" (Montréal)
    27:28
  21. 29.
    "Make the bed creak" (Toronto)
    28:04
  22. 30.
    "Farting in the bath" (Vancouver)
    28:18
  23. 31.
    "Once upon a time in Barfland" (Kitchener)
    34:04
  24. 32.
    Halloween Spooktacular
    47:19
  25. 33.
    "Mouth-to-mouth contact" (Toronto)
    30:37
  26. 34.
    "A virginal sex goddess" (St. Albert)
    29:12
  27. 35.
    "P.S. I only love you for your money" (St. Albert)
    28:16
  28. 36.
    "Grandma slept in her bed naked" (Toronto)
    31:47
  29. 37.
    "Dear Michael Jackson" (Calgary)
    27:41
  30. 38.
    "I’m worried about dry humping" (Vancouver)
    34:46
  31. 39.
    "Big pimpin' life goals" (Ottawa)
    29:56
  32. 40.
    "A handy turn of events" (Calgary)
    28:50
  33. 41.
    "My purity ring" (Vancouver)
    31:45
  34. 42.
    "I will burn you with my flaming positivity" (Kingston)
    29:34
  35. 43.
    "Arousal ≠ chastity" (Saskatoon)
    26:16
  36. 44.
    "People are becoming fanatical about computers" (Saskatoon)
    30:06
  37. 45.
    "Technically, I'm a witch" (Chicago)
    32:11
  38. 46.
    "Your bum, my pillow" (Winnipeg)
    34:40
  39. 47.
    "I wore my hot pants" (Thunder Bay)
    29:39
  40. 48.
    "We played strip poker and held a private séance" (Fredericton)
    30:11
  41. 49.
    "Orange juice douche" (Toronto)
    28:22
  42. 50.
    "My mom's heart" (Kitchener)
    32:09

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