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Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

By Dan Misener

Remembering the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up

  1. 1.
    "Naked hugs are the best" (Calgary)6 November 2017
    32:14
  2. 2.
    "Witch with a capital B" (Victoria)23 October 2017
    30:50
  3. 3.
    "To bathe or not to bathe?" (St. Albert)9 October 2017
    28:44
  4. 4.
    "Thinking about getting stoned" (Ottawa)25 September 2017
    35:05
  5. 5.
    "Ten things I love about Matt" (Vancouver)11 September 2017
    32:41
  6. 6.
    "Brains are better than boobs" (St. Albert)28 August 2017
    29:21
  7. 7.
    “Kiss virgin" (Vancouver)14 August 2017
    29:28
  8. 8.
    "He was puberized" (Ottawa)31 July 2017
    29:43
  1. 9.
    "Single and ready to mingle" (Kitchener)17 July 2017
    30:41
  2. 10.
    "I practically broke my butt" (Sudbury)3 July 2017
    28:51
  3. 11.
    "You are not a beefcake" (Toronto)19 June 2017
    30:08
  4. 12.
    "He went to Uranus" (Winnipeg)5 June 2017
    24:36
  5. 13.
    "Joey the Hormone" (Montréal)22 May 2017
    30:23
  6. 14.
    "Peanut butter is my universe" (Saskatoon)8 May 2017
    28:47
  7. 15.
    "I'm pretty sure I missed his lips" (Regina)24 April 2017
    32:29
  8. 16.
    "If you are lucky, you will die" (Kingston)10 April 2017
    28:57
  9. 17.
    "Love is like a terrifying blanket" (Toronto)27 March 2017
    28:37
  10. 18.
    "My mom is nice. My dad is OK." (Windsor)13 March 2017
    30:38
  11. 19.
    "I will now talk about my sorrows" (Montréal)27 February 2017
    28:56
  12. 20.
    "Space yogurt" (Hamilton)13 February 2017
    29:03
  13. 21.
    "Smiling is an infectious disease" (Toronto)30 January 2017
    32:22
  14. 22.
    "Homemade birth movies" (Ottawa)16 January 2017
    25:29
  15. 23.
    "God bless Green Day and Danny Williams" (Halifax)2 January 2017
    30:05
  16. 24.
    "Hello there, big boy" (Toronto)19 December 2016
    31:35
  17. 25.
    "Search my remains for more answers" (Montréal)5 December 2016
    31:36
  18. 26.
    "I love you more than chicken hearts" (Calgary)21 November 2016
    27:52
  19. 27.
    "Looks old in a hot way" (Ottawa)7 November 2016
    29:29
  20. 28.
    "We're not dating. We're just in love with each other." (Vancouver)24 October 2016
    26:03
  21. 29.
    "My yearly love attack" (Whitehorse)10 October 2016
    28:00
  22. 30.
    "Stages of horniness" (Toronto)26 September 2016
    25:58
  23. 31.
    "The first time I'd seen a real one" (Yellowknife)12 September 2016
    25:37
  24. 32.
    "Who needs boobs? I don't." (Edmonton)29 August 2016
    29:19
  25. 33.
    "My love floats lonely as a feather" (Vancouver)15 August 2016
    24:32
  26. 34.
    "What's with all these freaking nudists?" (Toronto)1 August 2016
    29:58
  27. 35.
    "We play smoochie-pie on the couch" (Winnipeg)18 July 2016
    25:17
  28. 36.
    "You stole my electron" (Regina)4 July 2016
    27:29
  29. 37.
    "Love me, bananas" (Montréal)20 June 2016
    26:30
  30. 38.
    "I'm not one of those psycho girls" (Vancouver)6 June 2016
    24:27
  31. 39.
    "Don't let the bed bugs get you pregnant" (Victoria)23 May 2016
    30:59
  32. 40.
    "I would totally date you if I wasn't you" (Saskatoon)9 May 2016
    24:04
  33. 41.
    "We looked and smelled deadly" (Halifax)25 April 2016
    29:29
  34. 42.
    "Nothing is sexier than teamwork" (Toronto)11 April 2016
    27:33
  35. 43.
    "I hugged with girls today" (Winnipeg)28 March 2016
    26:32
  36. 44.
    "Virginity is like a birthday cake" (Calgary)14 March 2016
    25:42
  37. 45.
    "At least I know I'm fertile" (Halifax)29 February 2016
    26:49
  38. 46.
    "Nonfat lattes and decaf dreams" (Montréal)15 February 2016
    32:35
  39. 47.
    "Things to do with your menstrual blood" (Toronto)31 January 2016
    27:54
  40. 48.
    "Everyone thinks I'm a pothead" (Montréal)17 January 2016
    30:43
  41. 49.
    "Here are four jokes; three of them dirty" (Ottawa)3 January 2016
    29:10
  42. 50.
    227: "Before I die, I want to have sex" (Toronto)19 December 2015
    26:03
  43. 51.
    226: "Wearing a cape and farting" (Winnipeg)6 December 2015
    34:23
  44. 52.
    225: "I will not attack Nicholas" (London)23 November 2015
    29:15
  45. 53.
    224: "A pornographic magazine hidden in a pile of wood" (Kitchener)8 November 2015
    25:46
  46. 54.
    223: "Wieners are stupid and so is health class" (Ottawa)25 October 2015
    28:01
  47. 55.
    222: "A couple of popped-out eyeballs" (Winnipeg)11 October 2015
    26:00
  48. 56.
    221: "Gone are my days of hedonism and mediocrity" (Yellowknife)27 September 2015
    28:35
  49. 57.
    220: "We are getting away with murder since you left" (Edmonton)13 September 2015
    25:28
  50. 58.
    219: "Why is Dad being a bum?" (Calgary)31 August 2015
    27:59
  51. 59.
    218: "Be careful of anyone named Trina" (St. John's)17 August 2015
    25:01
  52. 60.
    217: "I'm crying while I write this letter" (Halifax)2 August 2015
    27:17
  53. 61.
    216: "Today is breeding day" (Charlottetown)19 July 2015
    28:51
  54. 62.
    215: "It's not a cult!" (Detroit)5 July 2015
    25:55
  55. 63.
    214: "Someone pooed in the pool" (Toronto)21 June 2015
    31:25
  56. 64.
    213: "You live and you learn" (Windsor)7 June 2015
    26:13
  57. 65.
    212: "Mom always said MSN was the devil" (Toronto)24 May 2015
    30:34
  58. 66.
    211: "Stabbing each other with our insecurities" (Vancouver)10 May 2015
    30:21
  59. 67.
    210: "Fires are not nice! Fires hurt!" (Victoria)26 April 2015
    30:55
  60. 68.
    209: "Stupit and dumb and especially ugly" (Hamilton)13 April 2015
    29:01
  61. 69.
    208: "Backslide into lust" (Calgary)29 March 2015
    27:26
  62. 70.
    207: "Half-baked psycho pervert" (Banff)15 March 2015
    29:40
  63. 71.
    206: "I had a mucus problem" (Toronto)20 February 2015
    28:22
  64. 72.
    205: "Hayrides and other indignities" (Ottawa)9 February 2015
    29:45
  65. 73.
    204: "I don't even know what hormones are!" (Windsor)26 January 2015
    29:43
  66. 74.
    203: "My new nickname is 'mouth'"(Toronto)18 January 2015
    30:37
  67. 75.
    202: "My hand was all the way on her butt" (Halifax)12 January 2015
    29:32
  68. 76.
    201: "I was 9, but I was tough" (Montreal)5 January 2015
    30:42
  69. 77.
    Welcome to the new GRTTWaK podcast feed16 December 2014
    8:45

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