Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

By Dan Misener

Remembering the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up

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  1. 1.
    407: "Love is like a terrifying blanket" (Toronto)27 March 2017
    30:55
  2. 2.
    406: "My mom is nice. My dad is OK." (Windsor)13 March 2017
    32:32
  3. 3.
    405: "I will now talk about my sorrows" (Montréal)27 February 2017
    28:58
  4. 4.
    404: "Space yogurt" (Hamilton)13 February 2017
    29:03
  5. 5.
    403: "Smiling is an infectious disease" (Toronto)30 January 2017
    33:02
  6. 6.
    402: "Homemade birth movies" (Ottawa)16 January 2017
    25:33
  7. 7.
    401: "God bless Green Day and Danny Williams" (Halifax)2 January 2017
    31:09
  8. 8.
    326: "Hello there, big boy" (Toronto)19 December 2016
    31:35
  1. 9.
    325: "Search my remains for more answers" (Montréal)5 December 2016
    33:09
  2. 10.
    324: "I love you more than chicken hearts" (Calgary)21 November 2016
    28:35
  3. 11.
    323: "Looks old in a hot way" (Ottawa)7 November 2016
    30:38
  4. 12.
    322: "We're not dating. We're just in love with each other." (Vancouver)24 October 2016
    27:28
  5. 13.
    321: "My yearly love attack" (Whitehorse)10 October 2016
    29:54
  6. 14.
    320: "Stages of horniness" (Toronto)26 September 2016
    27:42
  7. 15.
    319: "The first time I'd seen a real one" (Yellowknife)12 September 2016
    27:29
  8. 16.
    318: "Who needs boobs? I don't." (Edmonton)29 August 2016
    29:19
  9. 17.
    317: "My love floats lonely as a feather" (Vancouver)15 August 2016
    25:56
  10. 18.
    316: "What's with all these freaking nudists?" (Toronto)1 August 2016
    31:34
  11. 19.
    315: "We play smoochie-pie on the couch" (Winnipeg)18 July 2016
    26:45
  12. 20.
    314: "You stole my electron" (Regina)4 July 2016
    28:52
  13. 21.
    313: "Love me, bananas" (Montréal)20 June 2016
    28:36
  14. 22.
    312: "I'm not one of those psycho girls" (Vancouver)6 June 2016
    25:42
  15. 23.
    311: "Don't let the bed bugs get you pregnant" (Victoria)23 May 2016
    34:24
  16. 24.
    310: "I would totally date you if I wasn't you" (Saskatoon)9 May 2016
    24:52
  17. 25.
    309: "We looked and smelled deadly" (Halifax)25 April 2016
    29:28
  18. 26.
    308: "Nothing is sexier than teamwork" (Toronto)11 April 2016
    28:15
  19. 27.
    307: "I hugged with girls today" (Winnipeg)28 March 2016
    27:42
  20. 28.
    306: "Virginity is like a birthday cake" (Calgary)14 March 2016
    27:14
  21. 29.
    305: "At least I know I'm fertile" (Halifax)29 February 2016
    25:29
  22. 30.
    304: "Nonfat lattes and decaf dreams" (Montréal)15 February 2016
    32:35
  23. 31.
    303: "Things to do with your menstrual blood" (Toronto)31 January 2016
    28:26
  24. 32.
    302: "Everyone thinks I'm a pothead" (Montréal)17 January 2016
    30:44
  25. 33.
    301: "Here are four jokes; three of them dirty" (Ottawa)3 January 2016
    29:45
  26. 34.
    227: "Before I die, I want to have sex" (Toronto)19 December 2015
    27:58
  27. 35.
    226: "Wearing a cape and farting" (Winnipeg)6 December 2015
    35:00
  28. 36.
    225: "I will not attack Nicholas" (London)23 November 2015
    29:15
  29. 37.
    224: "A pornographic magazine hidden in a pile of wood" (Kitchener)8 November 2015
    26:41
  30. 38.
    223: "Wieners are stupid and so is health class" (Ottawa)25 October 2015
    27:58
  31. 39.
    222: "A couple of popped-out eyeballs" (Winnipeg)11 October 2015
    26:36
  32. 40.
    221: "Gone are my days of hedonism and mediocrity" (Yellowknife)27 September 2015
    29:10
  33. 41.
    220: "We are getting away with murder since you left" (Edmonton)13 September 2015
    25:53
  34. 42.
    219: "Why is Dad being a bum?" (Calgary)31 August 2015
    28:27
  35. 43.
    218: "Be careful of anyone named Trina" (St. John's)17 August 2015
    25:00
  36. 44.
    217: "I'm crying while I write this letter" (Halifax)2 August 2015
    27:37
  37. 45.
    216: "Today is breeding day" (Charlottetown)19 July 2015
    28:51
  38. 46.
    215: "It's not a cult!" (Detroit)5 July 2015
    27:40
  39. 47.
    214: "Someone pooed in the pool" (Toronto)21 June 2015
    32:04
  40. 48.
    213: "You live and you learn" (Windsor)7 June 2015
    26:59
  41. 49.
    212: "Mom always said MSN was the devil" (Toronto)24 May 2015
    31:21
  42. 50.
    211: "Stabbing each other with our insecurities" (Vancouver)10 May 2015
    30:43
  43. 51.
    210: "Fires are not nice! Fires hurt!" (Victoria)26 April 2015
    31:29
  44. 52.
    209: "Stupit and dumb and especially ugly" (Hamilton)13 April 2015
    29:54
  45. 53.
    208: "Backslide into lust" (Calgary)29 March 2015
    27:30
  46. 54.
    207: "Half-baked psycho pervert" (Banff)15 March 2015
    30:27
  47. 55.
    206: "I had a mucus problem" (Toronto)20 February 2015
    28:22
  48. 56.
    205: "Hayrides and other indignities" (Ottawa)9 February 2015
    30:22
  49. 57.
    204: "I don't even know what hormones are!" (Windsor)26 January 2015
    29:44
  50. 58.
    203: "My new nickname is 'mouth'"(Toronto)18 January 2015
    30:41
  51. 59.
    202: "My hand was all the way on her butt" (Halifax)12 January 2015
    30:21
  52. 60.
    201: "I was 9, but I was tough" (Montreal)5 January 2015
    30:42
  53. 61.
    Welcome to the new GRTTWaK podcast feed16 December 2014
    8:45

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